#i dont own it

[ardeidae-e]

Old sigma drawing where they have a barbie looking outfit and wild hair that costed me an egg and a half to solve. Also Sigma McNamara and Sigma cookie eater.

Posting this so y'all dont forget me. I'll be back with new stuff i swear :')

Happy holdidays people :D

[theladyblackfyre]

There was not a man so admired, so beloved, and so reviled in all Westeros.

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He was the grandson of a king, the brother of a king, husband to a queen. Two of his sons and three of his grandsons would sit the throne.

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Prince Daemon had been the wonder and the terror of his age.

[lunar-fey]

do any of my darling mutuals play splat 3 btw..?

[skagheart]

Saiyan AU: prologue

author's note: this story originally belongs to my dear friend, @may-kitty2005 and i'm only writing it in my style as a little thing to do because i think this story is adorable! make sure to check the original out :D

a bit of time ago, there used to be a planet filled with sweet shapeshifters. called the fluttercat planet, one particular threat loomed over it; a tyrannical icejin feared over the universe, frieza or as the narcissist called himself, ‘emperor’ frieza.

the flutterkitty population was peaceful and loving, they had the ability to turn into humans too. may mewsie being our protagonist, her parents send her away to a safe place they knew was best for their small kitten.

a positive aspect was existing though, planet vegeta was saved from the tyrant's bloodthirsty heart.

a goodbye kiss as may took off, she was heading towards the love of her life's home.

quite impatient to get there, may was heading towards her prince, prince of planet vegeta; prince vegeta iv.

ps. never let me write something while listening to watcher in the sky

[ciderjacks]

contracts written in blood

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[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[zipper-neck]

You know the fic is going to be great when 😈

[dammjamboy]

I LOVE AU'S!!! i might have gotten a little carried away though ;;;

alt versions under the cut! including a version with the translated ciphers ^^

[duckdotimg]

Got tired of seeing moeblob young catgirls. Give me butch and GNC catladies in their 40s and 50s (more will be drawn)

[hinamie]

9 / 266

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

I'm all for people hitting yams with the "long hair and a cool fashion sense" beam but my favorite timeskip flavor is lame office worker