#i dont know who colin would be with but I would like to imagine him as the brain cell

[alicedyerappreciator]

in my ideal world everyone in the OIAR is in one loving but messy polycule.

[joulex]

Predictions for bridgerton s3 part 2 from someone who hasnt read the books but vaguegly knows what happens

- im kind of conflicted on lady w, cause it would make a change in the show if penelope were to quit as she does in the books, but given that penelope wont be as prevalent in the show moving foward, it leads me to believe that they would stick to it? Idk if thet would revele it, maybe they come to some agrement with the queen so that in order for her to not be like shamed in society, she will not tell everyone that penelope is lady w if she quits and they can move foward from there

-prudence (i think thats her name) will be revealed to be a lesbian or some kind of gay. she looks so sad whenever shes kissing her husband and shonda has talked about exploring queer stories and as much i would like it to be cressida and eloise i asume they would go that route

-i kind of want to see colin find out about lady w once hes already married to penelope maybe, i think it would be boring if they were to interrupt ANOTHER WEDDING

-cressida blackmailing penelope somehow with lady w as a revenge for lord debling maybe. And the stress of that, eloise, colin, etc, is what will make her pass out at the engament party (if im guessing correctly by the clips)

-Im basing this of a tiktok i saw about the actor being credited on part 2 buuut theo makes a comeback, maybe helping penelope in one last big lady w blast, or (most likely) after the queen does the reward for finding put who lady w is so maybe eloise tells cressida about the printer thing she discovered in s2 and cressida goes there and finds theo. Im going insane

-i personally believe benedict season is next bc it has been a long time and idk how much longer than they show him painting, fucking, etc, etc without getting repetitive, and this is my theory on how he meets sophie: theres the mascarede ball (if i remeber correctly that how he meets sophie) at the end of the season, after polin wedding, the woman he was fucking i dont remeber her name, stops talking to him or they get in a fight of some kind and benedict wants to get her back, so he goes to the ball and he thinks that its that woman and they somehow end up dancing and hes startruck bla bla you know the drill. The dance is over, sophie runs off and benedict, still beliving shes the other woman chases her BUT stops when he stumbles INTO THE WOMAN AND REALISES THAT THE GIRL HE WAS DANCING WITH IS SOMEONE ELSE, AND CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. This is more of a fanfic concept and theory rather than a prediction but i needed to share it. (I realize now that this theory does mot make sense given the speculative actress that is going to play sophie, but i took so much time writing that im going to left it here)

The other option is that the lady is sophies stepmother and she says that shes running out of money or something so she marries so that she doesnt go broke and breaks things off with benedict and he sees sophies father with the lady and bumps into sophie, whose there with her father, so to make the lady jealous dances with sophie but they end up getting along and benedict is starstruck but he asks for her name she runs off(? Bc of something idk im not that creative and bc this is taking place in a mascarade ball, benedict doesnt know neither her name or her face. So s4 will have benedict after a time jump of a year o more maybe (he forgot her voice idk) with a conflict between the lady, bc he genuenly liked her, and getting to know sophie and the strange memory of her in that dance.

- i think francesca will get engaged by the end of the season or will be very close to it.

Anyways i almost wrote a s4 script in this more than imagining what will happen in part 2 but oh well :)

[constablequodo]

WWDITS Height hcs!!

Now I know they have canon heights and whatnot, but this is just personally how I imagine them in my head.

Nandor

To be honest, I'd have to say i imagine Nandor to be around 7 feet without his boots on. I dont know why, but I see him as being so tall that he has to duck whenever he goes through most doorways.

Nadja

I imagine Nadja to be around 5'10 - 6 feet tall. She's probably the second tallest in the house. The shoes she wears probably make her around 6'2 on average, though. She gives me very tall lady energy, and I have no idea why. She likes to rest her chin on Laszlo's head, and he both loves and hates it.

Laszlo

Laszlo is around 5'7 in my eyes. He absolutely despises the fact that he's so short compared to most of his housemates, considering the fact he was probably one of the taller kids growing up (before he stopped growing and everyone overtook him). He often gets teased for it by Nandor, to which Laszlo remarks that "at least I dont hit my head trying to enter rooms."

Guillermo

Guillermo is 5'6. He's probably one of the shorter ones in his family, but this doesn't really bother him as much as it would others. Being around Nandor a lot makes him forget how tall people usually are on average, so whenever he meets anyone who's even a similar height to him, it surprises him quite a bit. He tried one of Nandor's cloaks on once, and the thing was so long on him that it literally trailed behind him.

Colin Robinson

He's 5'9, but he says he's 5'8 and a half to annoy 5'8 guys who swear on their life that they're much taller than they are. 5'9 is a very average height, and he's a pretty average guy (on the outside), so it fits.

Seanieee

Sean is 5'8-5'9. Again, it is a pretty average height, but it annoys the fuck out of Laszlo. Being Just Some Guy™️, Sean doesn't really think much about his height but admittedly finds it kind of funny that Laszlo is so annoyed at the small difference between them. Charmaine is definitely taller than him, and he doesn't really mind it because he's too much of a "i love my wife" kind of guy.

Sean does eventually think Laszlo being shorter is kind of cute, though.

[ragnars-tooth]

okay here are the ratings of chris dlaceys casting :D!! but only david zanna liz and tam because thats as far as i got and i dont have my book on me to check the rest of the casting 👍 

okay so first up! ben barnes as david (thankfully not young johnny depp): i see it but i just dont think he really works for david, a little too chiselled imo

i think that they should just time travel and get young chris dlacey to play david honestly 😎 like ben barnes is very davidcoded in these pictures i’ll admit but somethings kinda just off?? anyway he could play david but there could be better actors for him anyway I DIGRESS. ONTO ZANNA!

alright so for zanna he chose either gemma arterton or gemima rooper! and what can i say i disagree. but also agree. like they both have some of the general zanna feel but theyre just kinda off like

sort of like if you put zanna thru a pressure washer?? anyway they both work pretty well ig but honestly its hard to tell without zannas typical style (goth and stuff) to really hammer in the zanna feel so i remain neutral

NEXT UP- emma thompson as liz! honestly a pretty good choice overall but her features feel a little idk. sharper than i see liz with

also i think shes skinnier than liz would be, she’d be chubby at LEAST in my opinion,, i also feel like she would have a lot of freckles but i mean thats flexible

last up for now is a quick review of tams casting! my opinion has changed since when i first did this im now a colin farrell tam truther

so tam was cast as colin farrell, who im guessing his appearance was based off of a lot because,,, same last name and they look very similar. colins a bit more idk square? than i picture tam but honestly he fits quite well i mean look at this 👇 

like he doesnt necessarily look quite how i imagine tam but i think he has enough of the vibes that he could definitely play him and also there are a lot of silly pictures of him that i think its funny to imagine tam in lol

AND THATS ALL because i cant check for the other casting since im in class </3 and also should probably get back to my work fghjgfdghjgfdsfgh

hope you enjoyed my review 😎 please feel free to say your own opinions on the cast >:) (also iirc this casting was from the back of fire world or fire eternal? cant rllly remember tbh)

HELLO! I got stuck in corporate hell for a bit there soz but I made notes and realised I had more opinions about this than I thought lmao

(Disclaimer off the top: I’m quite faceblind so characters are mostly disembodied vibes to me but I Tried to find actors to fit my points)

Ok so:

David – Ben Barnes (I am so glad I was wrong about the Johnny Depp thing you have no idea)

I wrote exactly one thing about this and it is as follows: ‘he looks like he knows too many things’. I’m a Ben Barnes boy at the best of times but fr he looks too put together and like he could name more than five countries. I think I’m a bit too used to him playing badass characters too and sorry but david just isn’t </3

Zanna – Gemma Arterton/Gemima Rooper

Both of these women look like they would host bake off (this does not disqualify someone from playing zanna) It’s so hard to tell when they’re not all gothed up, zanna through a pressure washer fr 😭😭

Gemma Arterton feels closeish for me I think! She needs grunging up though. Zanna is a henry cavil kinda thing where whatever actress plays her needs to get hotter when fucked up (affectionate) yknow? The opposite of ‘she polishes up nice’

In googling her though I did realise why d’lacey thought of her for sure:

Him and his one goth girl reference fr

Liz – Emma Thompson

I think personality-wise she would be soo good as liz but fr there’s probably someone out there who would be a better visual match

Weirdly enough my first proper exposure to Emma Thompson was when she was Mrs Lovett in sweeney todd so initially I was thinking maybe she’s a good Gwillanna?? But now I just think she’d be a funny cameo as like… Agatha Bacon, or Mrs Gee or something?

Tam – Collin Farrell

This is literally hilarious to me. I am losing my mind. Tidy him up a little and whack some glasses on him and I’ll take it.

(I am now legally obligated to draw tam as obscure collin farrell images)

[bunk12bear]

Attening the dead

Not the best title i must admit, im open to sugestions. anyway I saw a tiktok about how Madam Pomfey was likely the one to declare the dead after the battle and thst got me thinking. Most of the people who died had likely been patients of hers at one point so i wrote this. I realise now I forgot sbout snape but I dont like him so meh. Fair waning this one is SAD.

trigger warnings grief, blood, death of a minor, discusion of injuries war and death.

Poppy Pomfrey didn't sign up to be a war medic. When she had been hired to be matron of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry she hoped to avoid some of the grizzlier aspects of healing. The first war had been devastating of course, losing so many of her former students had taken a toll but even through the worst of that war she never imagined the conflict would end up in the school she loves so much.

The dead are everywhere, laying amongst the rubble that used to be the Great Hall surrounded by their weeping friends and family. She stedies herself for a moment. Rationally she knows it's her job to attend to the dead but that doesn't make it any easier.

The first body she attends to is Colin Creevy, still only sixteen. If it weren't for the blood matted into his blond hair you might think he was asleep, he looks so very young at this moment.

She remembers 5 years before when he had been discovered petrified, his precious camera still in his hands. She remembered the letter she had sent his parents promising them that he would be safe, that Hogwarts wasn't normally this dangerous. She didn't think she'd ever hated being wrong more in her entire life. She hoped the bad news wouldn't be delivered via a letter again, they deserve to learn of their son's death in person, especially because they likely haven't seen him in months.

She moved on, winding her way through the wreckage, stopping to confirm what most of the weeping witches and wizards already knew. She hated seeing them all in pain; nearly every combatant at the Battle of Hogwarts had been a student during her time at the school and although she considered herself A top-notch Healer, she couldn't do anything about death or grief.

When she sees the body of Fred Weasley she nearly drops to her knees. Given their reckless nature, the Weasley twins had been frequent patients of hers. The only thing worse than Fred's too still body is George. He's sitting there, Fred's head in his lap absentmindedly stroking his hair. Tears slip slowly down his face, his eyes as dull and lifeless as his twin's.

She remembers the very first time Fred had ended up in the hospital wing. A prank had gone wrong and he would need to spend the night, just to make sure he was fine.

Both boys' demeanor changed instantly. Fred's injury had not stopped them from laughing and joking but the moment they found out that they would have to be sleeping separately the smiles dropped off their faces.

George's eyes begin to well with tears, "Wait does that mean I'm going to have to go back to my dorm without him?" He had asked, his voice shaky.

"I'm afraid so, only patients after hours" she had replied putting a hand on the 11 year old's shoulder.

"But that's not fair," Fred had protested, "We've never slept apart, never ever!" He looked over at his twin who is still doing his best not to cry, "can't you  bend the rules this once there's an empty bed right there I promise I'll be on my best behavior." 

She likely could have but  both boys needed the sleep and she knew from their dorm mates that they had a tendency to keep each other up.

George had been there first thing in the morning bouncing on his toes nervously. Both twins were overjoyed when she told them that Fred was being discharged relieved at the thought they wouldn't have to spend another night apart.

She thought again about those little boys so worried about the prospect of sleeping in separate rooms, now they would never share a room ever again; the thought felt a bit like a stab to the heart.

She goes through the motions quickly and efficiently with Fred not wanting to keep George from his brother's body.

Nymphadora Tonks or was it Lupin now was another frequent visitor. She was clumsy, enthusiastic and, much like the Weasley twins, had a tendency towards mischief.

Her very first visit to the hospital wing had happened within days of her arrival to Hogwarts. She had been slightly too enthusiastic getting something out of her trunk and smacked herself right in the nose with the lid. Eventually the girl had ended up in the hospital wing with so many minor injuries that Pomfry had hunted down all of her friends to teach them how to cast episkey, a spell she had used so many times that morning that it had long since stopped sounding like a word.

While it had been gut-wrenchingly heartbreakingly difficult to attend to any of the dead the worst was the man laying next to Dora.

She had taken care of Remus Lupin once a  month for seven years, even coming to his home after every summer full moon. She had spent many an hour carefully tending to his wounds hidden away from the prying eyes of his curious classmates.

She had adored him when he was a student. She knew she shouldn't pick favorites but even if he hadn't had to visit her Hospital Wing once a month he would probably still be one of hers. He was sweet, kind and smart but with a wicked mischievous streak. She remembers the impish sparkle in his eyes one day in 1975 when he had revealed to her that he had replaced Cassius Nott's writing set with Zonko's invisible ink quills.

Then there was the year he spent as defense against the dark arts teacher. In her opinion he was by far the best person in the position in years, decades even though she might be biased. That year she had not only helped him after the full moon , an easier prospect with the invention of wolfsbane potion, but they had built a real friendship. They had tea in her office every week and frequently chatted at the staff table. She had hoped that after the war, if the whole Voldemort cursing the position business was true,he might return for a permanent position on the Hogwarts staff. Now that would never happen.

She took a moment to run her thumb along the scars on his face one last time before moving on with her solemn duty.

[thekatebridgerton]

Reincarnation AU, tho, oh boy I am loving it. Could imagine Freddy giving Penelope his blessings and Penelope runs away from the altar to find Colin. Colin is ready to kick someone’s ass because he thinks Freddy jilted her but Penelope confesses to him and that she remembers, she starts going on and on in apologizing and he shuts her up by kissing her.

Dear readers who need context, Anon is talking about this post

and also this post

and also this post

tomorow I'll get around to giving this reincarnation au a proper unique tag so I dont have to do so much link spam. lol. #BRau and all that.

I think Penelope's breakup with Freddie in the altar, would only be amiable because Friedrich can't bring himself to keep up the charade of watching Penelope turn herself into someone she's not, just to make him happy. And Colin would find her crying, but more crying for the lifestyle she thought she wanted, the husband, the kids, and the white picket fence, she never had in her childhood. And her wedding to Freddie was supposed to fulfill all her mother's dreams for her. But then she remembers her past life and realizes nothing of that ever mattered anyway, she needs to find Colin and tell him she loves him.

You know, someone should really write this au. I wish I could, but if any of you wants to write it, please do. I would definately read it.

and that's the tea

[smutsonian]

Ma'am I had this idea. Outrageous but I did😂😂. Dark! Colin Shea. Can u imagine. Him acting all friendly but his intentions r not so good. So I can't sleep now. Yay😂😂

Heyy! So another movie I haven’t seen 🤭 But it’s basically like a Neighbor AU situation, right?

I’m going to try something, I guess 😂

safe hands

colin shea x reader

warnings: smut! dark fic! noncon! drunk reader, innocent reader, stalking, obsession, loss of virginity, dark!colin, not proofread  

wc: 1606

a/n: not me writing for characters i dont even know... @jack-skellingtons-stuff hope ur sleepin well now sdkskskkd

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So Colin...

Probably a boy next door

Like literally. You just moved and he’s your next-door neighbor.

So, imagine you... A young pretty little thing that’s fresh out of college and is looking for a job but you’re just this awkward little ball of sunshine that keeps messing everything up.

You never even go out of your apartment unless it’s for an interview, even then, you so dread those stuff.

“You’re a freaking adult now! Why can’t you just act normal and do adult... stuff?!” You would chide yourself in front of a mirror, groaning in desperation at your lack of... experience? Like workwise.

Hey, there are people working from home. Maybe you can do that?

And you did. And you actually found one which is great for your adulthood but not great for you because you never go out of your apartment anymore. At all.

That’s when Colin comes in.

He was there when you moved in, expecting you to greet him like every girl who sees him. He really gets em easily. I mean... look at him.

So he watched you as you brought boxes in which there was not much. There were like 3 boxes, maybe 5 but not more. He watched you with amusement as you were too busy grunting at the boxes, missing his nude form by his door, only a small towel to cover himself.

He takes a bite of his apple, obnoxiously chewing to catch your reaction but he was met with a slam of your door.

Since then, he has become fond of you.

He’d watch you as you went in and out of your apartment in those cute little skirts and wonderful blouses and every time, it’s a sight for him.

He eventually found out that you’re going to job interviews and he found himself following you and witnessing some of those awkward interviews and he finds himself growing more fond of you. Even got himself thinking that he might actually like you... Is that even possible? He’s Colin Shea. He doesn’t settle down.

But for you, he might.

He saw how you would block everything out and he listened to your late-night talks with yourself and he can’t help but think about how adorable you are. How helpless you are. Something ignited in him and all he wants to do now is be there for you. Protect you. Take care of you.

Imagine his reaction when you’re no longer getting out of your apartment.

So he finally decides to meet you. Or for you to meet him. He knows so much about you already but he won’t say that to you.

A knock forces you away from your laptop. You open the door to find a man staring down at you with a friendly smile.

“Umm, hi? D-did I, Was I making any noise or something?” Your stuttering would make Colin’s heart leap out of his chest and the way you're dressed down with shorts and a huge sweater only made his heart swell even more.

“Uh hi! I’m Colin! I’m your neighbor! I uh... Was going to ask a favor, if that’s alright?” He smiles shyly at you.

“Um, yeah! What’s up?” You smile awkwardly, silently praying for him to leave already. Not that he was annoying. You were just not used to this... And besides, you’re doing work.

“I locked myself out of my apartment and I tried talking to the office but I guess they’re already out. I mean it’s pretty late.” He looks down at his wristwatch before looking at you with a hopeful smile making your heart beat faster. Not because of his boyish cute smile but because the idea of a stranger being with you just doesn’t sit right.

But it would be more awkward to deny him now, would it?

“It’ll be as if I wasn’t here. I promise. Just need somewhere to spend the night. I mean I can sleep by my door but that would be--” 

“Y-yeah, I guess you can stay for a while.” You give him a small smile which Colin found extremely adorable which then made him grin. A grin that soon fell when he took a look around your apartment.

He watches as you make your way back to your laptop, quickly getting back into your zone. His heart falls at the sight. Is that what you’ve been doing the whole day?

“Have you eaten?” He finds himself asking, not being able to resist.

He watches your face contort into confusion and he would’ve awed at the sight but your reply made him somewhat angry.

“I guess not... Did you want anything?” You pull yourself away from your laptop once more and Colin didn’t know if he liked the idea of you preparing his food but nothing for yourself. 

What a sweet girl...

“Don’t worry about it. I’ll order take-out!” Colin cheered before pulling out his phone, wiggling his eyebrows at your shocked expression.

That’s how you find yourself eating pizza while watching some show on the telly.

Then those nights became a thing.

Colin would often visit you, making sure that you eat and take a break from work because he said that you tend to overwork yourself.

“You’re not my mom!” You’d playfully slap his chest.

“Well, I might as well be!” He’ll take your wrist before dragging you towards your bed and forcing you to watch another batch of comedy shows.

He’d be laughing at the show so much that you find yourself laughing as well. 

You would no longer feel so stressed.

But then things went badly. 

The company you were working for decided to let some employees go and unfortunately, those who work from home weren’t as important as those who work in the office.

You cried in Colin’s arms that night.

Colin did feel sorry for you. But maybe it’s for the best. Even the universe thinks you shouldn’t be working like that. He’s there to take care of you. You would no longer have to stress yourself out to live.

He’ll make sure to take good care of you.

Then the drinks came up.

One bottle of beer. Then two. Then three.

Honestly, you lost count.

Colin didn’t. He didn’t drink any.

He’d watch you with a smile as you’re sad and brooding aura turned into a giggly one.

“I’m sleepy...” You would mutter, head falling down Colin’s shoulder and he would embrace you happily, stroking the side of your face gently.

He’ll smile at the way you would squeal when he carries you to your bed.

“You enjoy being relaxed, babe?” He asks, taking your socks off. Then your shorts and shirt that went unnoticed by you.

“Too hot!” You’d fan yourself with your hand which Colin would take. 

“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of you.” He’ll press a kiss on your forehead that’ll make you giggle.

Colin would watch your naked body, touch your warm skin with patience.

“So beautiful... And all for me, right?” He presses a kiss on your lips and you nod at whatever it is he’s saying.

He’ll easily play your body, making you and himself feel good. His fingers would play with your clit while his mouth laps on your nipples, taking turns from left and right.

He’d bask at the sound of your moans and whimpers that went straight to his hardening cock.

He’ll only stop when you’re drunkenly begging for more which he happily gives.

His hard cock would be poking your entrance and as he pushes in slowly, your eyes would widen, suddenly not so drunk anymore.

“Colin?” Your frightened voice alerts Colin and he would shush you with a kiss.

“Don’t worry about it, baby. I got you... I got you...” He whispers before pushing in, swallowing your cries with lustful kisses.

“God!” He moans when he’s fully seethed in, your walls hugging his cock. He stays there for a while, listening to your heavy breathing and slightly feeling guilty at your cries.

“Ahh...” You cry out when he slowly pulls out. He’d kiss your tears away before slowly pushing back in, pulling your body closer to his in a hug, whispering promises about feeling better soon.

And you did.

Your cries turned into moans which motivated Colin to thrust faster yet still careful to not hurt you. He didn’t even have to ask because when he looked down at his cock, he saw little blood, and his jaw clenched, feeling some sort of remorse.

“You’re doing good, You’re so good to me.” He whispers before resuming his thrusts. He’d dwell at the sound of your pleasured moans and his hand would find its way down your clit, fingers playing with the nub until your body was shaking violently underneath him.

“You gonna cum? Cum for me, baby... You’re good. You’re safe...” He grunts at how your walls are tightening around him. You whimper before curling against his body, unknowingly pulling his body closer to yours. 

He shivers before cumming as well, his seeds filling your hole, making you drip with his cum. He places a loving kiss on your forehead before pulling out.

The mixture of blood and his cum makes him get a cloth before gently cleaning you up, being extra careful when he wiped at your core.

He cleans himself up before lying back beside you. He presses a kiss on the side of your head, your nose, and then your lips.

“I’ll take care of you. You don’t have to worry about anything anymore...” He places a hand on your stomach before smiling and pulling the covers over the both of you.

You’re in safe hands.

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a/n: see i dont think i should write for these guys (from movies i haven’t watched/too lazy to watch) because im probs messing up a lot skskks anyway hope y’all think this one is alright! also im a sucker for innocent reader jcnavn

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[saltysalmonkid]

yo those colin robinson headcanons were dope as fuck and i would listen to a podcast of his historical spoon ramblings any day. any thoughts about laszlo and nadja's past together? i for one have always been obsessed with that one frame in the opening where they're in 80s punk gear

I dont remember if i mentioned this or not but i imagine that they were the ones who lived in the manor originally, and Nandor was actually just some rando vampire that laszlo had over so often that nadja agreed to just let him move in. Also i like to think thy participated in many an alternative movement back in the day, nadja especially since shes much older than laszlo. I also like to think nadja was very involved in the early feminist movements (of which i am not educated enough to namedrop sorry💀💀 if anyone knows any that would fit the time period where she was in america drop em in the tags) since from what we've seen in the show she seems to have a very strong sense of that stuff! Also she and laszlo are t4t i dont take criticism. I definitely mentioned this b4 but nadja is a trans woman and laszlo is transmasc/genderfluid. bc i say so. Also theyre literally the pinnacle of romance. Idk what else to say theyve had a fucking lovely marriage because they love each other and set healthy boundaries. I want what they have so bad

[gayspock]

OK assorted black sails thoughts bc i didnt wanna make a billion individual posts

- first of all i find starz funny bc for real i swear ive never freaking heard of it before, except for torchwood: miracle day which.... literally i never finished but thats a whole ramble for another time (bc despite torchwood being VERY bumpy, i found a lot of value in it, but miracle day was just. give us nothing! to me...help)

- the women on the show are kind of a shame i mean. im not fuming its more of a (dejected sighhhh) lies back do you know what i mean bc its hardly worse than anything else but help... theyre all gorgeous models thus far do you know what i mean. i dont know. i think its just odd sometimes to look at it when the men are all fucking foul looking, mucky type of guys (<3!) and then the girlies are just like hiii<3 like okay LOL. max is rlly pretty tho (as is the lass in the hat- whose name i didnt atch..) so i shant be mad but its also likehelp... even just an OLDER? woman. not even one? sniffy sniffy? okayyy i'll settle

- the gentleman do have some wonderful haircuts i will say. rackham's stoner transmasc that hangs about in unique trousers round the back of spoons.... i mentioned it already but help. your rat tail... and flints pathetic and limp little ponytail. shrimptastic it is.... and johnny silver. (twirls his hair for him)

- INTRO ALSO FUCKS LIKE MAD BTW.

- i love a woman with daddy issues. i cant relate to any of them. not to eleanor, or to shiv or helena or any of the fine women with father problems despite having many of my own. but its very fun to watch them. like girlies (twirls my hair) just give him a slap.... who cares<3

- btw im screaming... john is sooo funny. what a silly little guy. i think hes going to get himself killed he is like a looney tunes character who should have been dead 5 scenes ago but he keeps defying all sense and falling pianos. the very definition of a rapscallion. he is a problem to us all

- whent hey just state their names and theit ships at each other. okay so cute girlies i bet you'd write that in your tinder bios huh<3?

- also i know i keep mocking and also fawning over flints stupid little ponytail but i think he for real deserves long gorgeous beautiful hair. like it would only make sense.

- theres so many guys in here from other things but only a little bit. i know i mentioned billy bones (SO FUNNY STILL) who keeeepsss following me but everyone else is sorta recogniseable. charles was in the 100 ik this. but like hi eeryone hii LOL

- "however what?" "however let me tell you a story. about a spaniard named vazquez." I THINK FLINT LITERALLY SAYS THIS HENEVER ANYHTING AWKWARD HAPPENS TO HIM. I THINK HE LITERALLY DROPS AND SMASHES A PLATE IN IKEA AND THEY COME OVER TO HIM AND HE JUST SAYS LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. I THINK THEY CATCH HIM NICKING 5P BAGS FROM TESCO AND HES LIKE HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT A GENTLEMAN VAZQUEZ. I THINK, PERHAPS, FLINT WOUL HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR UNDER THE INFLUENCE. AND SIMPLY SAY THE URCA DE LIMA.............. IT WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSURANCE. GOD.

- also i dont know treausre island that well . do you guys think itd be worth a read at some point. not even wrt the show here just idk ik these guys are those guys <3

- i will say also tho btw. u know that reminds me of. i love it when ppl get rlly mad abt, like, funny re-imaginings of old stories, myth and folklore like this. SORRY. JUST SAYING. i remember of all the issues there were bbc merlin, ppl fucking fuming bc it disgraces arthurian legend. girlie i dont think colin morgan made patheitc little fuck me eyes for 5 seasons for authenticity.

- speaking of. sir percival billy bones is so funny. its like theyre keeping him around just to take the piss of their big strapping guy arent they.

- i also love gates. one like to slap his bald head

- ANNE? IS THAT HER NAME? I WANT HER CREEPY CRAWLY PUSSY SO BADLY. i realise thats her name. i think. shes also like... insanely fucking hot. im like obsessed with her a bit. its the hat. and the voice. i would not give a shit otherwise- i do admit.

- ALSO: THE SEX WORKERS AT THIS PORT ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH ANY FUCKING COMPETENCE.

- I KNOW I KEEP GOINGON ABTO HIS HAIR BUT T. THE VERY DEFINITION OF T BOY SWAG I TBHINK IM ABOUT TO PUKE

- NO WAY NO WAYYYY HE STINKS OF WEED SO BAD

- RIGHT UH- this is one of the issues of just putting uncollected thoughts into a post like this, ehrm. im approaching the scene i was warned about

- i had a feeling.... with vane. i was worried he was going to force himself on eleanor after the warnings- because certainly, his character is portrayed in a particular way thus far, to the point where it was like... well had i not been warned, i wouldnt think it, but yeah. ehrm. i guessed.. him - or at least, he would have sth to do with it, as he has here- but god. i forgot about max and i was just thinking: they wouldnt let her go, surely that makes no sense with how early we are into the show, unless its one of THOSE shows where characters are brought in and out like theres a fucking rotating door, with no rhyme or reason- but no ehrm.. yeah. :(

- and now jesus. eleanor girlie i know he ha slong hair but jesus dont just mount him cmon... cmon!!

- sighhh... ok!! end of ep 3. really sombre way to end but <3 there we go... I'LL drop this now. idk if i'll watch more tonight orrrr wht! :3 love and light

[nonunsnonunsnone]

asks!! 🖤🖤

what is a plot line you would write into season 4 of wwdits?

Would you rather get “betrayed” and “abandoned” by your not-boyfriend human familiar/bodyguard after you basically proposed to him or BETRAYED and ABANDONED by your centuries-long husband who chose a adult baby man over you?

what advice would you give your younger self? :)

Hey thanks a bunch babe!!

- hmm a specific plot line that would fit s4: A few episodes into her job, Nadja has some struggles, because of how high up this position is and how she rly wants to succeed and she’s getting into her head and Guillermo tries to calm her down in typical fashion (some yoga!!! Meditation!!! Oooo what if we get a massaaaaggeeee let’s get a meni pedi 🥰) and it all ends up not helping Nadja at all and it ends with Nadja finding her inner peace by just burning something down or killing a shit ton of people. Like that’s her happy place. Guillermo has not feared any of the vampires in the house for a while now but!! There’s definitely one he should always be terrified of- my fucking wife 🥺

Also, Colin Robinson in daycare. Yes.

- OOOOO OK OK AM I NANDOR OR NADJA HERE OKKKK OMMMM

this is hard because there are two different types of trust being broken here and I feel like this in itself is becoming a meta post but:

Nadja’s trust in Laszlo is one that has been built over the years, it’s steady and it has been running strong for centuries. CENTURIES. he always does what he deems to be best for Nadja and usually it’s to be by her side. This is the first time he puts someone else over Nadja not because he loves her less but because he trusts that she will be fine and knows that Colin won’t be. From Nadja’s pov though, this is something she could have never seen coming.

Laszlo in many ways is her rock, truly. When you trust someone again and again and without fail they are always there for you even in ways you don’t clock at first (jesk) you can never imagine them not being there for you. And it sort of becomes the one thing you can’t be without. Their support becomes a part of you. Well, Nadja is now going through losing that - experiencing the pain of disappointment and rage over Laszlo not being there for her. And humans might have that sort of bond with someone for a few years to a few decades and if it breaks it hurts like hell. I can’t imagine having that trust broken after centuries. I really do feel for her.

On the other hand, literally the opposite is happening to Nandor. He is being left behind by someone who has left him before, but this time it feels different because he has hope. It’s the type of pain where someone who disappointed you in the past does it again, but with all your heart you thought they changed and you’re safe now, which in itself is oh s o painful because you’re tired of it. You berate yourself for believing they could have changed. You blame yourself for ever believing that things will go the way you want them to. He gave Guillermo everything he thought he wanted and still he was left behind.

To answer the question, I would rather be Nandor here, because goddamnit writing this I just Realised how much this is going to affect Nadja and her marriage.

- what advice hm - USE THE TIME YOU HAVE FOR WHAT YOU LOVE!!!! BUILD GOOD HABITS LIKE CLEANING THE DISHES OH MY GOD MY SINK IS FILTHY!!!! WHEN IN BARTERING SITUATIONS YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY YES TO EVERYTHING AND THERE ARE SITUATIONS (not relating to consent and s3x im talking about bargaining about changes or salaries or work load etc.) WHERE NO IS NOT COMPLETELY NO!!!! PEOPLE ARE MENDABLE AND THERE CAN BE AN EVEN GROUND

Thank u for these mwah ly

[babbling-idiot]

Colin gray x reader

Prompts

Request: On the prompt list: 9 angst, 8 fluff and 22 on random with Mr. Colin Gray pwease!! I love you btw!

9. “Why are you awake?”

8. “Sleep over? Please?”

22.  “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

Warnings: non

(Hey there anon thanks for requesting this. I had fun writing it. Luckily I felt like writing so thank you again, kinda set me in the right mood. Hope you enjoy!)

Tonight was not your night to say the least. It was confusing and all in all kinda ridiculous. You had tried to fall asleep countless of times, even trying desperately to get a hold of any one so you can talk. Obviously everyone was asleep at this time of night and they would probably be too tired anyway to talk, so your options were down to none. But there was one person that came to mind, that was probably asleep but would maybe stay up with you. Colin Gray. You and him had became friends after bumping into each other in the hall one day at school. You both somehow ended up knocking each other onto the ground and later became partners in a group project, so yall decided to become friends.

As you sit up in bed you squint down at your phone rifling through your recent messages until you come across a certain name "Emo Boi". You press the call button and wait. A few rings later and your hope is dying out, until you heard a groggy "I dont know who the hell this is but you better have a good reason as to waking me up this late." He says, clearly he was dead asleep before he answered. "I do actually. I am fully awake and bored. I have no one to talk to so I resorted to calling you, so what up?" You heard what sounded like moving around on the other side of the phone, you could imagine him sitting up in his bed. "Why are you awake?" " I'm bored colin. I need to do something to help me fall asleep. Like talking, talking makes me tired and your the one person that might help me." "Why, 'cause you think I'm boring?" "What! No, you know that's not it. Your an amazing writer and you have stories. That the only reason." He rolls his eyes at this "Well my phone is at 25% and I left my charger at your house so I'm not gonna be able to talk for long.." "Sleepover." Theres silence on the other end, maybe you broke him "huh?" "Sleepover? Please?" "B-but...i.....ugh....fine." "What you say?" "I said fine!" You smile to yourself "Keep me on the phone please!" "First, you wake me up for god only knows what then you want me to run down my phones charge. You are very lucky I like you.." you chuckle at this "Yes I know. Now hurry up." Just as you thought the night couldn't get any better all of a sudden you hear his music slightly playing. Bullet with butterfly wings? Smashing Pumpkins! Since when did he listen to there music. "You listen to Smashing Pumpkins? You like there music? How old are you colin!" "Good thing I didnt ask for your opinion." You scoff "oh come on, it's a good song. There is way worse shit you could listen to." "Oh yeah like what?" "PPAP. You know that pineapple song." "Oh jesus, that guy still haunts my dreams. Dont remind me please." At this point your laughing, almost falling off your own bed. You sit up fast in your bed when you hear what sounds like a car door outside. You walk over to your window and see colin making his way to the side of you house. Luckily your parents hadn't moved that ladder there, if they did then you and colin would be in a pickle. He climbs up and walks over to your window. You open it for him and he crawls in but ultimately fails and falls onto the floor. He then gets up and goes to sit down at your desk "Alright two things. One is your face okay and two what the hell are you wearing." He was wearing a black and red striped tank-top with what looked like his boxer-briefs but you didnt think he'd be that careless. He looks down at his clothes and realizes his mistake.  "Im fine. Last time I was here I accidentally left both my charger and some clothes so can I see them please." You nod and go over to your closet. You bend down and pick up the small pile of clothes and hand them over. He slips on the pair of pajama pants and then settles back down onto your bed. "So I'm here, I'm present! What do you wanna do?" "Well mom and dad have to leave early this morning so maybe we could put a movie on and talk about shit?!" "I like the sound of that. I'm picking the movie tho." You scoff "You picked last time!" "Yeah that was last time and this time you woke me up dead at night, so you got two options either i leave and your bored or I pick a movie. Careful this is a very critical situation." He says raising an eyebrow. You chuckle and roll your eyes "Just hurry and come sit down." He smile and slides a dvd in before jumping onto the bed.

Not even far into the movie your already fast asleep against his shoulder and hes running his fingers through your hair. You shift and he freezes, afraid he woke you but you ultimately snuggle into his side and he smiles even wider. He wraps his arm around you and lays his head back against the head board. "I love you y/n. I wish I was brave enough to tell you. You deserve so much, i hope I'll be the one to give you everything your heart desires, goodnight." He says as he kisses the top of your head. You smile slightly, hearing every word he had just said, little did he know.

(Hey there again. So to everyone, the prompts are very enjoyable to me so please do request for anyone in my masterlist. I am really trying to write stuff in my own time and hopefully will have a few fics out soon, so fingers crossed🤞😬. Hope you enjoyed this, have an amazing day/night and stay safe in the world plzzzzzz!!)

[merlinssaggyyfronts]

BBC Merlin Rewatch:

01x01: The Dragon’s Call

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FIRSTLY THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION LMAO “Merlin, a young country boy” COUNTRY BOY AHAHDHSNDH IF ONLY YOU KNEW!!! ITS LIKE SETTING SOMEONE UP FOR DISASTER BUT THEN AGAIN THEY WERE SO LIKE I MEAN-

aw look at merlin all happy and smily, walking into camelot like he isnt going to witness the death of his best friend/king and basically everyone he loves

LOOK AT HIM HES SO HAPPY!!! HE DOESNT KNOW YET

“like everyone, he must live and learn” yo shut ur bitchass up lizard man u literally tried to murder everyone in camelot that one time

“his name: traumatised 😍😍”

AH YES THE OPENING!!1!1!-!-! AHHH THE AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS I FEEL HEARING THE OPENING

fuck ur bitchass uther no one likes u

“i pride myself as a fair and just king” sir didnt u like basically kill ur wife... and thousands of peo- OH MY GOD MORGANA BB ILY

oh jesus okay hes dead um chile-

“when i came to this land” wait i thought he was raised kn camelot brb i forgot im an idiot wait,,, does this mean before this it was the du bois family on the throne of camelot?? also, mired in chaos? u mean like.... before ur wife died and everyone was living peacefully? ....okay

“merlin, seeing a person who's been stated had been studying magic get beheaded: [a magical being himself] ah,, welcoming.” -my gf

“since the great dragon was captured” ....so did no one think about where they put a dragon?? a captured one at that. ud think he’d be more smart but nah he just left a random ass dragon under his castle like THAT is going to end well

YUHH MARY COLLJNS HATE HIM!!! YELL BABEY YELL!!! “you took my son!” YES MURDER HIM OMG I CAN FEEL HER PAIN

“a son for a son!” omg why couldnt u have killed uther bb ur the perfect villain i love u ur literally just a loving mother i-

OOOOO GAIUS

.....why is there a bunny mask in there

why is thERE A BUNNY MASK-

why didnt merlins eyes glow when he dragged the bed to gaius to save him

also whats this slomo magic why didnt he do this after this why did season one haveso much magic and like every other season was just everyone throwing it back

like i get instinctual magic but like.... if its instinctual wouldnt it happen more especially when his powers get stronger-

gaius: what did you just do?!

also gaius, five seconds later: i know what it was!! i just wanted to know where you learned it

merlin: 😐

merlin, about his magic: i was born like this

gaius, who knows full well warlocks exist: impossible!

(are warlocks naturally born knowing how to use magic without learning? i mean if u have to learn magic like a sorcerer then whats the difference between a warlock and a sorcerer cuz wouldnt sorcerers atleast have to have some magic in them to actually cast spells? am i dumb or do i just not get it)

wait so merlin arrived in camelot on a wednesday

merlin, walking into camelot: it is wednesday my dudes

merlin: [witnesses an execution] aaaAAAAAA-

“someone that might help him find a purpose of his gifts” oh honey he’ll get something mUCH LARGER THAN THAT-

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oH MORGANA

SHUT UR BITCHASS UTHER SHE WILL KILL YOU-

“the more brutal you are, the more enemies you’ll create” oh the waY SHE PREDICTED THEIR FUTURE OO

ah bless u lady helen/mary collins we love them spicy villains

...why do you have a dressing table in a tent

[watches mary collins murder lady helen] i never snitch on dadd- ...someone pls delete me

merlin, about his instinctual magic: i just do it!

gaius: ...lord have mercy what did i just sign myself up to

what ever happened to sir olwen did he die from accidentally overdosing

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oHHH THERE HE IS THERE HE IS THERES MY BOY!!! MY LIL PRAT MAN!!!!

merlin looks so offended, oh god i could watch this whole scene for HOURS

oooOOOO YES MERLIN FUCK HIM UP!!! SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS

“do i know you?” “im merlin” “so i dont know you” ugh theres already sexual tension

“i would never have a friend who could be such an ass” “or i one so stupid”

also them, ten years later: “i use my magic for you arthur, only you” “just hold me” “i cant lose him! hes my friend!” “thank you..”

“tell me merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?” OOOOH THE BOYS ARE FLIRTING

NOT THE “would you like me to help you?” SIR YOU ARE FLIRTING SO INTENSELY AND DONT EVEN REALISE IT SIR DO YOU KNOW YOURE FALLING IN LOVE

im convinced atleast half the knights with arthur were like “ayo thas kinda sus bro 😳😳 ayo 😳😳”

arthur: tell me merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to help you?

merlin: ....i really dont know how to answer that

imagine being paid to throw fruits at colin morgan omg id be so thrilled

OOOH HERE COMES OUR QUEEN GWEN!!! MY LOVE MY EVERYTHING YES ILY

gwen: well, arthur looks like one of those, save the world kinda men... and you dont

merlin, 1500 years later, having failed his destiny: well i mean you’re not wrong

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gaius: uther banned magic a long time ago

merlin, flabbergasted as if he wasnt raised on tales of the death of his kind every day in the kingdom right next to his: why?!?!?

gaius: the dragon is imprisoned where nobody can free him

merlin:

(that is the face of someone knowing full well hes going to free that dragon. look at him. he’s already made up his mind.)

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[sees merlin and arthur in the marketplace] oh heres he is again heres the lil bitxh ooo theyre about to FIGHT

god hes flirting so hard without even realising it, oh my god

“i could take you apart with one blow” “i could take you apart with less” um sirs this is a mcdonalds drive thru 😃

arthur: ahah, you’re in trouble now~ 😏😏

i had to pause cuz wHAT THE HELL WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAT-

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....yall are yelling very loudly, um, arent there guards near yall? people passing by? please relax

“im just a nobody, and i always will be” OH IF ONLY YOU KNEWWW

“if i cant use magic, i might as well die” ....well, ive got a surprise for you-

“maybe theres someone with more magic than me?” like... a whole dragon? i mean if you say so 👀

merlin about why he was born like this: if you cant tell me, no one can!

a fucking dragon, basically every magical creature and the druids: WELL-

the camelot guards are so stupid how the hell is this kingdom still standing

how does kilgharrah know merlins name? in prophecy hes known as emrys (and we see basically every magical being call him emrys and not merlin,, i think). so how does he know? did he stretch his neck long enough that he could somehow hear merlin? is it cuz theyre kin? is it cuz merlin and gaius were yelling so loudly that kilgharrah could hear them all the way in his cave? ig we’ll never know 🖐

merlin: where are you?!

kilgharrah:

kilgharrah: without you, arthur will never succeed.

merlin: ....oh look, im already paranoid

the amount of sadness i feel hearing kilgharrah say “none of us can choose our destiny, merlin. and none of us can escape it” is INSANE cuz in season one you can SEE merlin trying to escape it. hes doing his damned best trying to have some control over his life. and then in later seasons you can see the light slowly drain from his eyes as he becomes just another toy for the gods to be entertained by. he realises he cant control a single thing about his life so he does the one thing he can: protect arthur. and he loses SO MUCH because of it! its not fair, he deserved so much, and when he finally got everything he could ever ask for, it was taken away from him by his own mistakes.

arthur, seeing morgana in a beautiful dress: god have mercy 😍

uther: .....um

the way they set arthur and morgana up as if they arent gonna make them siblings i- what the fawk 😄

person A, who knows arthurian lore: oh no! arthur is going to have an affair with morgan(a) and have mordred! oh no!!

person B, whos seen merlin: oh no in this show its worse

person B, knowing full well theyre siblings: much worse....

gwen: who’d wanna marry arthur? 🙄

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gwen, getting crowned queen of camelot: well fuck

hhhnghnh yes queen sing them to sleep yes murder his bitchass (and fail but like its the thought that counts)

on a sidenote tho this is such a fun way to murder someone, id try this

the absolutely OFFENDED “FATHER!” and the horrified look in arthurs eyss when uther announced merlin would be his manservant is PRICELESS OMG

oh the way uther unintentionally plants the first seed of his sons love story omg 😍😍

Conclusion: this episode is a 10/10 greatest episode with so many iconic scenes omg. mary collins u will forever have my heart for unintentionally kickstarting merlin and arthurs relationship destiny. i loved the whole thing and oh GOD does it already hurt knowing full well how the show ends

[riverster]

This is me but opposite still don't get how some ppl ship them-

i rlly hope he ain't just a jock cus there can be so much more to his character like imagine him breaking the stereotype of a jock in a kids cartoon like football is his side thing and he mostly focuses on acting and doing his best in his crafts

Instead of having this weird "manly smirky additude" make him polite and sweet maybe a bit soft and make him a bit of a stutter

If @the-skittles-squads hc became canon he would be my nr 1 fave rh character but sadly cus of all we know is

He's into football (a little too much than what we were given from the bio)

Does not come across as a sweetheart he had those lowkey mean expressions throughout ep 11 and him saying shit like swag makes it even worse he comes off like one of 'ths boys🥶🔥💯😈, no joke that additude ain't cute like who tf thinks 'oh ppl like that' NO THEY DONT

and the tone of his voice

Let me break it down

His voice is kinda good? Its not colin low and it has a slight high pitch to it (you can hear it when he says 'congratulations' ) but it's the tone the voice director wanted for his character that it makes him even worse and the way they made him move in that scene and do that unnecessary and creepy old guy move wink it didn't help to say the least

So yes 😚🔪 my rant bye

[delfiniela]

scary love - digital time oneshot

UUUUUUMMM THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I WRITE SOMETHING LONG IN ENGLISH SOOOOO ITS PRETTY BAD AAAANND HAS HELLA TYPOS

Also this is inspired on the song scary love by the neighborhood 

uuuuuuu enjoy

*Scary love* Colin has never experienced any kind of romantic love, or love in general, nobody has ever told him "I love you" or hugged him, but it was something that he used to deal with, and after all, he was a machine, romance or having feelings for someone else in general wasnt important to him, or at least thats what he thought But things changed when he met Tony. Colin admits that at first he thought that they would never get along well because Tony was a really serious person and didnt like Colin's small pranks at all so they ended up in small arguments, but for Colin's relief, he was wrong, and with the pass of time, they stopped fighting and started to have more respect to each other. They began to do stuff together, at first just casual stuff, watching tv together or have casual talks, but at the end they ended up spending more time together, knowing each other better Colin started to admire how Tony could perfectly work under preassure or manage any problem that the other teachers caused, keeping a serious imagine, but also, being sentimental as well when it was the time, cheering up or helping the others. He also started to realize that he liked a couple of small things about the clock man, like the small and almost interceptible smiles that he gave him everytime they exchange glances that always made the robot's metallic heart beat fast for some seconds, or how he listened every stupid theory that he told, or how he tried to play videogames with him, even if he always falied leaving Colin as the winner, or how he enjoyed his company in silence. Colin didnt understand what he was feeling for Tony, but decided that he would process it later, he was now talking with the clockman about their future lessons. - About all of the digital stuff.. I think im just going to talk about the 3 essential things that the students can do.. - That sounds good! - Tony answered as he put his arm on Colin's shoulder in a friendly way Don't touch ME! Thats all Tony heard before Colin roughly pushed him away. "That's it.. now he's gonna get mad..." Colin looked up at Tony, expecting him to have an expression of anger, but for his surprise, Tony was looking at him worried, expecting some kind of answer for his unexpected reaction. - Im sorry... I-... its just.. somebody used to... not be friendly to me and now... I cant handle physical contact... The robot looked down ashamed, but the hand that Tony was lending to him made Colin look at him again. - I cant change the past.. but maybe I can help you to improve the present and maybe the future.. - Tony said with a sweet smile - what if we try some kind of training? - training? - Colin said confused, but with a but of hope - Yeah! Every day we can hold hands for a bit, the time that you feel comfortable, and when you decide to stop, we'll stop, and who knows?, maybe with the pass of time you feel at bit better about physical interacion, of course if you want - Tony explain as he looked at Colin with a smile on his face - That sounds great - answered Colin with hope on his voice Then Colin proceeded to gently hold the hand that Tony was lending to him At first he shyly hold Tony's hand, but ended up holding it a bit more thigtly, at least for some seconds until he decided that it was enough physical contact. Tony proudly smiled at Colin - You did it great! Im sure that you'll end up hugging someone if we keep trying - said Tony, making Colin smile. And so they did, the small training took time, a lot of time, but Tony always did his best to make Colin feel comfortable, being patient with him, and Colin aprecciated this. Then one day Colin decided that he was prepared enough to try to do something more than hold hands with the clockman So when the time of the small training came, instead of the usually holding hands, Colin shyly put his hands over Tony's shoulders. Tony looked at him a bit confused but didnt stopped him and instead decided to calmly smile at Colin. That gave Colin the confidence enough to lean on Tony and hug him. At first struggling a bit, but ended up thigtly hugging him. That took Tony by surpirse, but didnt hesistate in gently hug the robot back. Colin was more than happy, he felt safe in Tony's arms, he felt cared, he felt.. he still wasnt sure about what he was exactly feeling, but he liked it and didnt want it to stop. The hugs became something more casual after that day, even if it was harás for Colin to ask for one, Tony knew exactly when the robot needed one by just looking at him and Colin adored that, reciving hugs from the clockman made him feel good and in some strange way, special. But reciving hugs from Tony wasnt the only thing that made him felt special, reading books with him, cuddling, even if was a bit, with him, sightly holding his hand or made him smile made him feel special and good as well. The robot had found happiness in the clockman's happines. But why? Colin started to think And think.. And think... And think... The realization finally came He was in love with Tony That's why he felt safe in his arms, the reason why his heart beated faster when the clockman looked at him, or why he felt special when he was with him. Thats the emotion he have been feeling, love how? he was a robot, an average machine he wasnt meant to have emotions he wasnt meant to be loved "Colin, are you alright?" The sighlty concerned tone of Tony's voice interrumpted his thoughts. Colin looked at the clock, who was looking at him with a small smile. - Hey Colin are you ok? You looked a bit distracted- Colin started to shake, that was to much to process, love was a emotion out of his understanding. - C- Colin? - the smile of Tony's face disappeared Small oil tears started to stream down the robot's face. - Colin- what's wrong??? - said Tony concerned - I don't understand, Tony... for the first time I dont understand something - Understand what? - Love.. Colin covered his face with his hands, ashamed - Colin... emotions aren't meant to be understood, are meant to be felt. Tony put his hands over Colin's hands and gently uncovered his face - Its just.. no one has ever cared for me as much as u do.. Tony looked at Colin's eyes and wiped away one of his tears - and.. I don't understand why.. but.. it makes me feel.. good.. - It makes you feel loved.. - But why would you care about me in the first place??? - said Colin with a broken tone on his voice Tony couldnt help but giggle at the question, making the robot look at him confused - You really hadnt got it yet? I love you, Colin - W- what??? - Colin was getting red - what you heard, I love you - said Tony again - why do you think I like to spend my time with you? - B- But why?? - Colin was blushing a lot - im just an average computer - you are more than that to me, you make me feel happy, you made me smile, you have made my days special - said Tony as he gently caressed Colin's cheek Colin didnt think anymore and kissed Tony. - I love you too.. Tony smiled again and gave Colin another kiss And while Colin happily looked at Tony, he came to the conclusion that even if emotions were scary, they made him feel alive, and he was more than happy to feel loved by Tony.

[dregsbrekker]

listen. ive been thinking very much about the gray man ok

this guy survived years of intense childhood trauma from his older brother and had no real emotional connections we know of until he met maura sargent and then risked his life to safe a bunch of kids he didnt know. he could have easily turned either ronan or kavinsky over to greenmantle and been on with his life.

the thing about mr gray that really interests me is his connection to colin greenmantle. like. he tells maura he’s a hitman, but it seems as if his main job is looking for magical artifacts for greenmantle. im pretty sure it mentions that mr. gray either works for greenmantle specifically or works with him often, and greenmantle knows about the gray man’s brother. so like. how the fuck did they start working together??

i imagine that greenmantle probably offered him protection from his family in exchange for doing his dirty work, cause that seems the most likely explanation. like i dont think they ever really mention greenmantle paying mr gray so maybe he was being paid in protection and thats why as soon as mr gray stepped out of line, greenmantle sicced his brother on him? for those who like sad headcanons, what if they started out as close friends and then when things got bad colin helped mr. gray and used his contacts to get him a new identity and disappear and mr. gray viewed him as the caring brother he never had? and then colin slowly got more and more greedy for the artifacts and sending mr. gray and more and more dangerous missions until it put a group of kids’ lives in danger and he had enough? furthermore i want to know how much mr. gray knew about niall... like did he know niall was a dreamer?? god i need to reread the dream thieves and when i do ill probably update this. but. christ.

also can we talk about how he literally gets to shoot his abuser in the face?? like holy shit. the POWER. goals tbh.

on top of that i get really emotional imagining someday when blue and gansey have kids (adopted, blue would probably be adamant about that like “gansey you are literally a billionaire we are adopting children) and he gets to be a grandpa? like he reads the kids bedtime stories in old welsh and teaches them how to defend themselves and makes sure they know theyre safe and loved because he knows what its like to have a family that hates you and he wants the complete opposite for those kids??

this man makes me so emotional. i really hope we get to learn more about him either in the dreamer trilogy or in another piece of media in the raven cycle universe, id be content even with just a short story. or just maggie talking about him. i have so many questions i love him so much. TLDR: the gray man is one of the best, most complex characters in the raven cycle and im very emotional about him

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uhm uhhhuh do u have any tropes you think suit meatlocker or any other dhmis ships u like? (Including sad angst ones like unrequited/one-sided love)

Ooooo lemme djkd sorry cus long text 

Bro for meatlocker I imagine their relationship like, Fridge teaching Steak to find happiness with others (like, making friends, family) while Steak teaches Fridge to find happiness on himself, and for the angst, i imagine something like "he would never love me back, but u cant help these feelings, its better if I pretend nothing its happening" I also love to imagine the topic enemies-to friends-to lovers on them and that from the start the werent able 2 cook together, but when they started to to like/love each other they ended up doing som good food 

For Shrig I always imagine being really soft and always trying his best to be romantic, even if sometimes its not necessary to make something like a súper-extraordinary-film-date to show that you lov that special one, just something made from the heart, and for the angst I like him having hanahaki disease cus I think it suits him and bc the big angst 

Paige x Tony x Colin, bro for these 3 bastards I imagine Tony being the most calmed and soft one, cus even if hes a bit like an angry lad, hes very nice to the ppl he loves, doing stuff like, giving flowers to Paige or knowing when Colin needs a hug even if he doesnt say anything. For Paige, shes a chaotic mess when it comes to crushes, always stutering or just wanting to impress her 2 bfsss and show em how much she lovs them. And for Colin, he only allows Paige n Tony to touch him and will do anything to protect them, even if that means risk his own life

Fluffybird! 2 big lovebirds who enjoy each other's company in silence and dont need words to say how much they love each other, they cuddle and watch tv shows while they drink some nice drink holding hands,  I sometimes imagine them like the couple of UP, 100% love them 

I kinda,, been looking a bit for this ship and I think it a but cute,,, laptop x Globe hhh,,, they would be like besties that quote vines and clap to the Friends' song, they dont need being extreme romatic, they have their own ways to show how much they love each other :3 

Also I wanted to add this one that I have with a friend, Calendar x Spinach Can cus heck yeah why not, tbh in my hcs it doesnt start rlly well cus Calendar (nicknamed June) its,, really serious, but with the time, she started to leave that serious imagine and enjoy spending time with the chaotic can, becoming besties and then gorlfrends