#i dont know what they'd call it

[thegreatyin]

this remains a really funny quality for the scoundrel to have for a vast multitude of reasons

jeez, this whale doesn't fuck around

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

cant scribble it out bc its too Involved but here's a Laughingstock thought that just feels Right:

im imagining them sitting down and going through a list of pet names to use for each other. like Howdy has a clipboard, Barnaby's sitting across the counter, they're going through the list and striking out the ones that don't work. playfully teasing each other about certain suggestions, losing it over a Bit where they try to call each other the names in the most sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey voices and see who cracks first, mutually making fun of some options, getting flustered when they find one they like. yeah <3

[larrythefloridaman]

fankids are funny. anyway her name is Present

[pocketramblr]

i go to click 'comment' on a fic but then get so distracted by the first comment left there being so bad i cant write mine...

[socksandbuttons]

loving the response on dadcode and bean bloodmoon comic

[scattered-winter]

if i could stop being absolutely paralyzed by anxiety over this fucking health issue that would be . so lovely.

[obiwan-kenobabe]

I cannot fucking believe that it took me a MONTH'S worth of phone tag to finally get my doctor's appointments booked. Like I'm actually really fucking pissed it took me this long.

[mildmayfoxe]

hahaha hey you guys guess what. you'll never believe it. got the guy who's in charge of my fraud case on the phone and he was like "who'd you give one-time security codes to yesterday" and i was like "the guy who called me from the fraud department after they noticed a weird login in florida??" and he was like "that was the fuckin hacker. you got got. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!" i handed my entire savings over to a fucking guy on the phone on a silver platter. like some kind of fuckin rube. bro

[avengerphobic]

How you feeling about the Agents of Atlas rumours for the next MCU Shang-Chi film?

im. if its not the original agents of atlas im not interested. I like the new agents of atlas but the original agents of atlas are My Team. but they've already vastly changed all the original agents of atlas in the mcu so theres no way they can use them so ig theyre just gonna just do like asian avengers and call it agents of atlas which doesnt make sense cuz theyre the Agents of Atlas because they all have comics during marvels predecessor Atlas Comics

[sprucebark]

THINKING ABOUT BOARLIN EVOLUTION AND REMEMBERED THE BURIED CITIES WITH TRAILS AND TALES AND ALSO THE DEEP DARK ANCIENT CITIES AND OUGH..... DO YOU THINK THERE WERE BOARLIN EVOLUTION VARIANTS DOWN THERE TOO

[widevibratobitch]

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[todayisafridaynight]

i solemnly swear not to write a fic with a similar premise as one ive done in the past but also i like it when people slow dance.....

[theonpilled]

x

[heyitslapis]

Walked out of work today bc long story short a guest decided that she was gonna lecture me/use me & my "abhorrent, disrespectful attitude" as an example of a lesson for one of her student & I decided that standing there & being belittled wasn't worth it

[cj-kenobi]

i miss when nature documentaries were juicy (showed real not cgi animals and told you actual fact about stuff)

[manormi]

im sorry but parents are not supposed to sleep the next door over to their kids' rooms. there's a reason why the master bedroom is on the other side of the house oh my goddd