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#IF TOMORROW IM GONA NE HAUNTED#TODAY IM GONNA BE FREE!!#I AWOKE TO DAWN CHORUS GLOW#HEARD THE BIRDS SINGING TO THE TREES#TOMORROW I CAN BE HAUNTED#BUT#TODAY#IM GONNA BE FREE#<33333#bears in trees#i dont drink wine#but id dance to this song in my socks with a cup of apple juice
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But yes my plan was fem magazine pink link paired with game manual pink zelda, who couldve guessed this.
#tloz#princess zelda#link#female link#fem!link#pink link#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#listen i needed an excuse to use both designs#and the semi-non canon art pairing just happened#zelda has a husband for lineage sake but link is fully accepted as legal sidepiece#spirit of the hero is just free game when it comes to hyrule royalty#i dont make the rules#zeldas husband is absolutely fine with it#he and zelda just drink wine and watch link work out from across the courtyard
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i fw loceit now
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this is the kind of photo where i feel like i should know who these people are but really i just found it on pinterest
#please dont look too close at literally any part of this#none of it makes sense#anatomy who#i put things where it looked like it should go#loceit#janus sanders#logan sanders#sanders sides#sanders sides fanart#logic sanders#deceit sanders#does anyone use those tags#idk#they drink wine together#this is canon#i was going to add closeups in the rbs but genuinely there is only one piece worth looking at closer and its janus' face#my art
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Headcanon that merlin and Arthur can only die if the other is by their side. (Merlin can only die if Arthur is next to him, and Arthur can only die if merlin is next to him). This can explain the whole immortality thing, how Arthur escaped so many near death experiences, and opens the door for a reversed role where Merlin was the one to die instead. Also, the amount of angst and heartache that this creates is insurmountable. Also, I just really like greek tragedies, and I think only being able to experience death when your other half is near is pretty fucking tragic. (Also, I just really want a fic where they both spend their fair share of time being immortal and then finally die in eachothers arms, even better if they poisoned themselves together so they will never have to leave eachother again)
#this is what i mean by i like my angst to be inevitable#if i have to deal with angst that can be solved with a conversation#i dont want it#give me two immortal lovers drinking a glass of poisoned wine#and then peacefully passing in eachothers arms#this also explains how they only seem to ever experience death when the other is nearby#i hope i made someone cry today🤭#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon
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favourite riptide guys (little guy mode)
#gillion tidestrider#kira jrwi#niklaus hendrix#jrwi#when i was doodlin these i was like hey all the guys i like have tails#n then i remembered niki is the only one who actually has a tail in canon rofl#AND i dont even draw gil with one half the time#a thing they ac2ally do all have is shit growin outta their skulls tho. cool !#i like that kira stabs people with hers. good life choice girl#it took all my willpower 2 draw niki holding a wine glass instead of some fuckign gamer energy drink#i never said its got wine in it though. ...........................
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Would you accept an already drunk elf's invitation to go bar hopping in the notoriously rowdy Adventurer's district?
Sherry Lilet was born to a wealthy family that fell on hard times after the sudden death of her father when she was just a girl. Her mother raised her and two other sisters on vineyard. There she learnt all the skills needed for being useful on a farm while also being educated for her eventual return to high society. She grew up unafraid to break a sweat and with a taste for drink and tolerance that would put the most boastful Adventurer to shame. Known as infectiously enthusiastic about her passions, she's notorious for roping people into hijinks and misadventures.
#Sherry Lilet#Memoria Zoetrope#apple wine is her favourite but she'll drink literally anything so long as it isnt jetfuel#the antiques thing is the family business#and by antiques i mean lost tech of the ancients being flogged off for reverse engineering#dont let her cook btw she's culturally english and loves to boil shit
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So, used up a little of what remains of my beautiful rya lambswool that I had dyed a couple years back I think, to make the second handle on this bag (which is also done, just keep forgetting to take pics). And then I thought, wow, this would be the great base for a bag !
This picture fails to really show the base since it's covered in one of the other yarns I'm using. I had this idea of a very thick felted base (rigid, if I can manage it) and then a much thinner fabric that has a wider circumference so it can bulge out a little, with a drawstring on top. Originally I was going to felt the base first, but I think I want the fabric to be felted also, and I've already played the game of "Can I felt the initial element and then add more stuff and felt again ?". Which for the record, you can, but I've found it's unpredictable how much the first part will felt the second time. So dimensions get much more tricky. So, I will felt it all in one go before I add the drawstring.
Initially I wanted to knit the fabric part, but the base is already so rigid that dpns really didn't work (ridiculous laddering at the corners plus just terrible to work with). Now I am doing double crochet (us terms). I will update with how it goes.
Also, my roommate is going to make seitan with me, which is exciting ! They've made it a few times and I fucking love seitan and want to learn how to make it myself, since vital wheat gluten is currently very cheap at my nearest store. Or rather the thing in the bin next to it which is identical is very cheap, which is basically the same thing.
So I probably won't finish crocheting tonight, but maybe tomorrow ! Pics to come.
#made mulled wine#its very good. this time i reduced the apple juice by like 2/3 while cooking it with mulling spices#then strained the orange juice bc the pulp can kind of be a turn off in this#and then put in a second round of spices that was mostly black peppercorn when i added the wine and honey#really good ! maybe my best yet#didnt add triple sec given that we dont have it and i really shouldnt be drinking with a migraine anyway#but whatever. its already a very bad migraine who gives a shit#crochet#handspun yarn#naturally dyed#natural dyeing
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the girls playing gay chicken (and sylvanas is losing), as a friend put it. except jaina's not really playing chicken she's being really gay and obvious
high res for subs <3
#sylvaina#world of warcraft#sylvanas windrunner#jaina proudmoore#mine#painting practice#golly that was a bad process i need to make it easier#but i dont mind the way it turned out#jaina drinking too much wine#sylvanas drinking too much...jaina?
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#when i got hashtag sick i was in hospital and i was doing my regularly scheduled call with my dad#and i really had no plans of telling him bc ive done that before and its not like he can scare the MS away or anything#i dont know what happened. maybe because it was such a fucking bad episode. maybe because i was so tired. maybe it was a secret 3rd thing#but one minute was like fine then i just burst into tears and i was crying so hard which is MEGA EW BC IM NOT A CRIER LIKE THAT#and my dad freaked out and he was like whats wrong and i didnt wanna tell him but I also sounded insane bc i spontaneously started sobbing#and he was getting more alarmed and i was upset that id upset him and so i just spat it out i was like 'listen king'#'its no biggie but my body is trying to kill me again and im just a little sad atm' and he replied 'baba why wouldnt you tell me?'#and this man who has a very big serious job literally dropped everything and took a 20 hr flight over#and he genuinely just grabbed one of his work suitcase because he showed up with nothing but dress shirts and his laptop#and i think maybe it healed me a little. i mean it def also made me sad too but mostly healed me#and he'd been here for a couple of weeks and he left today and i feel shit about being sad about it#again because he has a very big and very serious job and i genuinely dont understand how he even just showed up like that#so I felt guilty throughout#anyway i dont think he drinks anymore but i was like king have a sip of wine with me and he did and it was lovely#and I hope I become my fathers daughter and not my mother's child. praying to both our gods#heres to healing ❤️🩹
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Just one of the many great tragedies of Mishanks' relationship is that sometimes Shanks wants to feel wanted just as he is, that even beyond the strength he is worth the effort he is worth being loved and unfortunately that just isn't something Mihawk can over him it's just not something he can do, not as he is now at least. That's a level of emotional maturity that he just does not possess to be able to disentangle the strength from the man that makes no sense to him. Strength is all there is. Shanks is a person, has a life outside of his strength, his power is just another aspect of who he is but for Mihawk strength is his whole person, if he is not strong then he is nothing. If shanks is not strong well then....he's nothing to him.
And God that's a lonely way to live.
#Man age 43 only friends 2 decade long situationship and his kids claims he's never been lonely more at 6#the ways having known Perona allow Mihawk to engage in a healthier relationship with Shansk are just gold to me#Because I mantain the fact that young mishanks was very chaotic and some would characterize unhealthy#she teaches him to care for people outside of how well they could measure up to him in a fight#I dont know their relationship seems to make his life fuller kind of#like its implied that he only started his garden after Zoro left#Like he stops seeing the Humandrills as annoying pests and actually starts letting them help out with his garden#he letler use all his good wine to make sangria and adopt errant freaky bear cubs#he even fucking secretly planted cocoa trees (cause he's a fucking weirdo) just to make her favorite drink like come on#he just lets this shrill girl barge into his life and make a home there with minimal objection.#She makes his life full in ways that his relationship just couldnt Zoro. she is so essential to his growth as a character#(you know if oda focused on him longer than once every 12 years)#I love it#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#mishanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks#perona#perona one piece#ghost princess perona#goth family#goth fam#one piece goth fam
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i made a mabel pines themed beverage called "goodbye summer" and its so good that im literally in tears. ingredience for mabel juice:
greek yogurt. duh
a LOT of mango
just a little bit of strawberry and banana
blackberries for color
1 brick(??) of acai sludge
yeah i put my vitamins in here. this is how i take my vitamins
some flavor syrup called "mermaid" and another one called "unicorn". "mermaid" is pineapple flavoring, it literally didnt tell me what "unicorn" flavor could possibly be, but its pink
"some" alcohol. i didnt have any malibu so i used pina colada flavored wine. amount: well a lot of it
whimsy (1% milk)
it tastes like: pink. also wine
#sorry i dont have a picture i fucking Slurped it#i made a lot of it and it'll probably be my dinner tonight and breakfast tomorrow#gravity falls#<--sort of?? i mean its a mabel themed drink#you might be thinking: why were you crying over your “drink”#I WAS SO THIRSTY..ITS SO HOT.....I HATE SUMMER IM SORRY MABEL#we have a boil water advisory so my options for beverages are either just milk out the jug or wine out the bottle or this.
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throwbackgaylor logging every single tiktok of karlie dancing to every single song but not mentioning the part where she left early before the 1989 rerecording was even announced is very funny to me. You can truly never trust your history books, for they all have an angle.
#barry.txt#taylor swift#no I dont think its because she was waiting backstage so they could drink white wine and make love througu the nigjt#its more likely she got tired and went home to spend time with her children#sorry if this comes off as mean its just very funny. pepperidge farm remembers.#i remember so throwbackgaylor doesnt have to
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If I was moving like this while drunk on wine I would be throwing up all over the floor within 5 seconds
#the loyal pin#that was all i could think about during that scene#like anil please stop moving or youre gonna get sick af#but maybe its just the effect that wine has on me personally#that's why I dont drink it
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wanted to draw some halloween art but apparently the shit day i had is affecting me more than i wanted to allow (even tho i took a long nap) ...........i dont like anything i draw rn. maybe ill try later. happy halloween and dont upset the spirits or they will haunt you ❤️
#ill go and have a strong enough drink to delete the day fr now and then try again later ughhh#yknow people and work pressure and no break angered and overstimmed me sm im ditching the wine and going straight for the vodka#bc im not allowed to bite people who test my patience and piss me off#ahhhh i should not even remember im getting a migraine again fr#im in such a “i hate everything” mood rn no wonder i dont like my art now AHHHHHHH I WAS SO EXCITED TO DRAW DAMMIT#😭😭😭😭😭#babbles#tbd
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Seven Cat Calls Event
Celebrating my favorite (looking) Cats performers
‣Week nineteen: Jennyanydots
#cats fan on main#cats the musical#sevencatcalls2024#jennyanydots#i love when she looks visibly like. not young. i dont want to say old bc she doesnt give me the impression of being old#just like. 'slightly older auntie that drinks a lot of wine and doesnt like to celebrate her birthdays any more' aesthetic#il sistina is an exception to all that i just love her unitard + makeup
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