#i dont do backgrounds or coloring i refuse

[classicsonic]

wait i completely forgot i can just send myself asks on pc. lol

using my own ask . to show that i have made my desktop theme so very silly looking

[fipindustries]

bojack horse bad again

you know, i was thinking back to this show again, i watched three seasons of it and that was all that i could tomach and you know what? no.

i dont accept it

i dont care, it was a bad show, it was an objectively bad show and i dont accept that everyone else decided that it was good, i dont care, it was a bad show and im going to tell you why.

emotional terrorism

maybe im a simpleton but i am someone who cares quite a lot about catharsis in my stories. this show refused to grant that, adamantly and violently. im not saying i need a happy ending, i am more than capable of enjoying bittersweet or even tragic stories, but i need a sense of completeness, some satisfaction, some release, some sense that things matter or meant something. this show insisted on refusing to give that. all this show was interested in was get an emotional reaction out of you. it was the emotional equivalent of a jump scare. it was convinced that if it made you feel bad enough people would confuse that with beeing powerful and deep. you could get the same reaction by walking up to someone on the street and kicking them in the nuts. and it would take about as much subtlety or artistry.

2. writer led rather than animator led

you could tell this was one of those shows that were made on the writer's room, not by storyboarders or artists, by "comedians". by people with english degrees. so many scenes of characters just standing around and talking. so many "jokes" that were clearly meant to be funny as something you read on a piece of paper or on a tweet and chuckle as you read it but as animation it just gave limp, stagnant scenes. so much dialog that were references and quips and puns and fast witticisms of the type you come up in the shower when thinking of clever comebacks.

there were so many fucking scenes where everything would stop and a character would launch on some stupid profound monologue about life and philosophy and psychology and relationships. it was like the writers were trying on for size paragraphs of their future memoirs or self help books. so much dialog that was begging for an award for writing. so many "mic drop" moments that were designed to be quoted. i find that the best writing is not the one that you can just quote out of context as a cool pithy phrase. a lot of the best writing ive seen in my life is meaningless when devoid of context, is inextricable of the scene and indeed of the entire story surrounding it but in here i can almost see the seams where the writers look at the camera waiting to see if you are impressed

3. inconsistent tone

this show wanted to eat its cake and then still have it. there are stories that manage to deftly weave in and out of comedic moments into serious moments. everything everywhere all at once does an amazing job jumping from the stupidest, most childish jokes into the most profound commentary about human nature, sometimes doing both at the same time and it worked, one didint cheapen the other.

in here though, it wanted to both have a completly absurd world with the stupidest characters ever and then somehow make us care for it all as if the show hadnt shot itself in the foot. it wanted us to see caroline being in love with what is clearly three children in a trenchcoat and then take her seriously as an adult, to treat any forther relationship drama she has as if it werent completly farcical.

4. ugly animation

it continued the blight that is take over adult animation by doing that disgusting repugnant paper puppet rigged interpolated quasi flash animation that only gives you stiff poses and movements and incredibly boring shots of characters standing in 3/4 perspective in front of the camera. it dull and flat and clunky and ugly, and the character designs were ugly. the noses were ugly and the mouths were ugly and the hairs were ugly and the eyes were ugly. it was all ugly. the backgrounds were fucking ugly and the colors were ugly and it was an ugly show to look at. unbearably so. and even the obligatory "weird" stylized scenes put in to shake things off and try to pretend that it was visually interesting (for like one scene per season) were also fucking ugly.

5. it had not interesting point to make

all it could do was insist and belavor and extemporize about how this one guy sucks and also most people kind of suck but specifically this one guy really sucks and he is not going to get better, or maybe he will? eh maybe, but not really, because he sucks. and we are going to make you like him because we are the writers and we are going to make him relatable and charismatic and sympathetic but actually no he sucks, you fell for it! and what does it say about you that you almost kind of liked him eh????. season after season of him, and in case you almost found anything redeemable about him, we are going to make him even worse, painfully unsubtly so, we are going to make him look at the camera and say that he sucks, because that is the level of nuance we think you can handle, dear viewer. this is called "self aware writing" and its postmodern and meta, which means its clever.

i fucking hate this show and the more i think about it the angrier it makes me, and what makes me more angriest of all is that people like it. its popular. it won awards i think. its largely recognized as a good show and its not! it sucks and its bad and if you like it you are stupid.

[ace--of--swords]

Art Giveaway

I havent done this in centuries, so here we go!

Open until 29 April 2024.

How to participate:

Reply to this post with one of major or minor arcana cards

At the deadline, I will draw four cards from my deck, and if you picked that card, you get a freebie slot. If there are multiple folks with the same winning card pick, all get a slot. In case i dont draw anybodys pick, I draw another card until all 4 card slots are filled.

I'll DM you on tumblr and you'll let me know what youd want drawn. You will be given two weeks to reply, otherwise you loose the slot.

The freebies are for personal use ONLY. You may post them on your socials with image credit to my account. I have right to post image as well on my social

If you want to stay anonymous or credited to your sideblog, lmk and I'll accomodate.

I reserve right to refuse a request or ask you to modify it.

What I will do:

Oc-s (humanoid, monsters, furries, body horror. If in doubt, ask)

Pin ups

Black and white

What I will not do:

Nsfw

Mech/machinery

Multiple characters

Hateful content

Full colored

Backgrounds are going to be on my whim.

[copepods]

fish commission post 3: the 3rd one

hi updating my comm info because my style's changed a lot, and with more commissions under my belt i know what people actually do and dont want to see me draw

that being said, rather than a variety of different style options, im lumping everything under 1 option, with the understanding that the price will vary greatly depending on complexity.

based on the examples below, the cheapest price would be $30 (4th image), and the most expensive would be $60 (5th and 6th images). generally anything you ask me to do won't be under $25, unless it's really simple and/or not colored.

however this doesnt mean ill refuse to do anything else! if there's something simpler like just a sketch, or even more complicated like a full rendered piece, dm me and we can work out a price!

Will Draw:

anthro

character reference sheets

artistic nudity

moderate gore

backgrounds

ocs

real people (that you know)

pets and animals

machinery (limited complexity)

simple backgrounds

ship art

Will Not Draw:

sexual content

overly complex backgrounds (cityscapes, detailed nature environment, etc)

very elaborate machinery

if there's something that doesn't appear on either of these lists that you're curious about, please ask!

i accept paypal and venmo primarily, but if you really can't use either of those dm me and we'll work something out! my standard practice is to ask for half the money up front, and the second half after the piece is finished*. depending on how busy i am, turnaround is anything from same-day to a couple weeks (sorry!) but i will send you periodic updates on how the piece is going and ask for any feeedback. please dont be afraid to ask me to redraw something if you don't like it, i'm always happy to!

*if the piece costs less than $25 i dont bother with this, you can just pay the whole thing after its finished

[the-hawthorns-ocs]

Trainee Wasp

Her ref sheet background colors were so hard to come up with and I still dont like them rrrgggg

Character Bio:

Kinship: The Hawthorns

Lesbian; Nonbinary; she/they

Age: 9 moons; 13 Hyrs

Voice Headcanon: Catra - She-Ra: And The Princesses of Power

Future Title meaning: -bite =  a cat who is very skilled in battle; this cat is out spoken and have a "bite" to their words

Role: Trainee

Mother: Lily'mist

Father: Shadow'whisker

Siblings: Aphid

Other notable kin: Soot'storm (uncle), Sheep'puddle (uncle), Bee'briar (grandmother), Larkspur (grandfather), Termite'tooth (grandfather)

Extra Notes: Her previous name was Hornet and her "warrior name" was going to be Hornetswipe but I decided to change it to Wasp bec I liked it! Her new name and title is Wasp'bite!

Character Summary: 

Wasp was born to Lily'mist alongside her brother Aphid, the litter's father is Shadow'whisker, though he doesn't act like it much. Lily was AroAce and never wanted a mate, but she did want kits, so she asked Shadow to be the donor of her litter and he accepted because he wanted to carry on his bloodline. The main interactions Shadow has with his kits are him looking at them judgmentally whenever they do something that doesn't live up to his expectations.

Despite how Wasp's father acts, Wasp desperately wanted his attention growing up. Shadow was a strong tom and was close to the great Spider'web! Shadow's judgment towards her and her brother left them with some extreme insecurities that manifested as anger and spite towards others.

This only got worse once Wasp and Aphid were made trainees and Lily'mist and her brother Sheep'puddle disappeared. Monarch Spider'web and her followers, including Shadow'whisker all claimed that Lily and Sheep had abandoned the Kinship and were cowards. Wasp, had extreme trust towards her elders and the leaders of the Kinship, she was and is completely bought into the Spider'web propaganda. The majority of the Kinship also bought this story, so she believed them because why would they lie? why would the kinship believe it if it want true? They were devastated by her mother "abandoning" her and along with this, the majority of the kinship were now extra judgmental to the kits of the Kinship traitors. This made her want to try even harder to be more like her father rather than their mother.

Wasp feels the judgement of the kinship, and they desperately want to prove herself, she wants to be a respected and great member of the Kinship, she wants approval from the more popular members of the kinship. Wasp feels they are being dragged down by being tied to her brother Aphid, Aphid is considered the weakest of the trainees, and the kits of the Warden, Bone and Ash are often cruel to the tom. Wasp is desperate for Bone and Ash's approval however and as a result is often just as cold and spiteful towards her bother in hopes of proving herself to not be like him. They have yet to win their favor, but this only makes her more desperate.

Basically she's placing blame on the wrong people and becoming a little teenaged monster because of her mommy and daddy issues heh...

Also... Really, deep down Wasp knows there is something off about the kinship, she knows that there is something off about the story told about her mother and uncle... but they refuse to even think about it, she cant bear to shatter her idea of the kinship... and they cant bear the thought of what actually could have happened to her mother.

[originaldickhead]

Hey hey so I am opening commissions due to the poll I posted yesterday!!

Here are my prices and information ->

Basic sketch -> 5 USD

A messy, cleaned sketch with no color or background color

Cleaned up sketch with higher quality details -> 10 USD

Clean sketch with coloring and shading -> 15 USD

Lineart will be subject to an additional 10 USD

Character customization -> 25 USD

(Due to this being probably a harder one to tackle as ill have to continue look up and talk with the customer this will be the highest priced one. It’ll include a clean sketch with coloring and shading)

What I do ->

Nsfw (extra fee of 5 USD)

Furry (extra fee of 5 USD)

Spidersonas

OC redraws

Character sheets

Ship art

What I dont ->

Proship art (e.x. Incest, beastiality, minor/adult)

Ship art of real life people (willing to change my mind if paid handsomely)

Drawings of real life people (willing to change my mind if paid handsomely)

Incest

Mecha

Gore (will do blood splatters however)

Nsfw or suggestive art of minor characters or characters that appear with a minor body

★ Contact information ★

Instagram

TikTok

Or you can message me here on tumblr

Payment options ~>

I only take cashapp

Terms and conditions ~>

I have the right to: refuse a commission if it violates any of my rules and opt out of the commission and fully refund the buyer if I can’t complete the commission.

Payment will be 50% upfront then 50% once the commission is done, failure to complete the second payment will result in the buyer not getting their drawing and no refund of the upfront payment.

There will be no timeline in which your commission will be finished, so don’t expect me to get it done right away as I am busy with school, work, and my social life.

I will be sending updates during the whole process over the duration of the process.

[princessgemsart]

PayPal Commissions

Hello to everyone reading this, I have officially decided that I will be opening up PayPal Commissions due to personal reasons I refuse to explain at the moment.

For anyone interested, here are my options:

Sketch for $15

Examples:

2. Ink/Lineart for $20

Examples:

3. Colored without Background for $25

Examples:

4. Colored with Background for $30

Examples:

GROUND RULES:

1. I will not start the commission until I receive the full payment

2. I need a description of what I exactly want. At least a 5 sentence paragraph.

3. Please give me references for Fan Media or OCs if I have never heard of them.

4. The minimum of commissions I can and will receive from customers is four.

5. DO NOT PAY UNTIL I CONFIRM YOUR ORDER! After I confirm it, I will note or DM you privately for my email.

6. The deadline for me doing your commission (depending on my schedule) is possibly a month. Afterwards, you have the right for a refund.

7. DO NOT COMMISSION ME IF YOU ARE A MINOR OR UNDER 18! I'm sorry, but I am 100% NSFW/18+! NO KIDS OR MINORS ALLOWED! IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE A MINOR, I WILL AUTOMATICALLY DECLINE YOUR ORDER AND BLOCK YOU!

8. I will ONLY accept payments through PayPal and I prefer it to be in USD.

9. If any of these rules are broken, I have the right to decline your order.

DOs:

1. Fanart (Even for Fandoms I'd never heard of)

2. OCs

3. Furries or Anthros

4. NSFW or SFW/Aged Up Characters (This one may be a little tricky, but I'm open for it. :) )

5. Yaoi/Yuri/Hetero Ships (Poly included)

6. Bondage (Again a little tricky, but I can try. ^^)

DONTs:

1. Pedophilia, Zoophilia/Zoosadism, Incest, Necrophilia, Rape, Child Porn, or Abuse,

2. Bigotry or Discrimination of Any Kind

3. Incels

4, Alpha or Beta Males

5. Most Fetishes (Top 5 No Nos: Inflation, Vomit, Farting, Scat, and Piss)

6. Political or Religious Propaganda

Again, if any of these rules are broken, I have the right to decline your commission.

FINAL NOTE:

Due to Tumblr's policy, some, if not, most of my NSFW commissions will be excluded only on my FA, NewGrounds, or Twitter/X. If you wish to follow me on either one, I'm PrincessGem on FurAffinity and NewGrounds and DebraisDisney on X/Twitter. :)

I will not take any free requests or free art trades. Ask me for them and you'll be blocked. End of story.

Have any questions, comments, or concerns? Comment down below or note me privately for more. <3

[beeben]

Hi 👋🏻

My name is Beeb (she/her). I've been online for half of my whole life.

I work full time. I make considerably more than the federal minimum wage.

The average rent in my area is almost equal to what i make in a month. Usually only 30% of your check should go to housing.

I know getting an apartment at my salary isn't impossible. I'm more worried about the location.

I'm blind in my right eye. I can't drive. I rely on carpooling and rideshare apps to get around. I need to be able to live close to my work.

"But Beeb? You are bitching and moaning yet again? Why? "

---

I need to leave this house. Hopefully within the next few months.

Some of my closer mutuals might know a little here and there about my living situation at the moment. I don't like to go into very much detail about it for obvious reasons.

Keeping it simple, I live in an abusive household. My father has been a constant terror to live with since i was very young. He's only gotten worse as I have grown up.

I do not feel safe in this house. I'm counting the minutes down until something horrible happens.

I want to leave before it does happen.

"ohh this is an ebegging post!" Wrong. Its only a guilt tripping post! Not ebegging. Theres a difference.

I sell artwork.

At least I have tried to. I haven't ever been very consistent with getting commissions, and I do admit im pretty lazy about posting artwork here.

I've kept a pretty consistent price with the things I typically do, but as of right now I honestly dont care about pricing things correctly as long as i can put stuff out for some cash on the side.

Again i am NOT begging. I am NOT going to die immediately if someone doesn't give me a whole bunch of money, i dont need it, its not like that.

My hope is that this can just serve as a little extra to save up on top of my salary.

If you are at all interested, here is a link to some of my favorite pieces. Including NSFW

I'm pretty open when it comes to art. I don't have many "rules" when it comes to requests, only that if something makes me uncomfortable I have the right to refuse service. But that goes for everyone who sells anything. Generally though, I don't often get a chance to draw something weird. Ask me.

As for pricing, I'm gonna keep it simple.

$30- sketches (including colored)

$60- painted

Backgrounds or extra things added may or may not make the price fluctuate depending on the piece.

PayPal is easiest, but i have other options.

DM if interested.

Thank you.

[redrydersrequiem]

Reunited ch 5

*had to sit in a room all morning and just twiddle my thumbs so got some writing down. So here we are chapter 5 again im a baby writer none of this is profed i just write and post. Everyone be kind. In my fic neytiri and jake actually took care of spider, like reader asked them to and the colored text is them speaking in Navi.

Previous chapter. Next chapter

Y/n pov

My mind is slightly eased after speaking with Norm. While he didn’t promise anything he also didn’t flat out refuse us, even so miles has continued to fine tune his own escape plan for us just in case Jake refuses to help. Right now however the biggest hurdle in his plan is Spider. Making sure we can fully take care of him, which evolves a mask that couldn't be tracked and a reliable source of oxygen for him. But after looking into some of the tech the new rda developers have been messing with I found a new type of mask for spider. It was more portable and no longer required to be charged; it would create its own oxygen so I keep my eye out and wait to swipe one when the time comes.While we all continue to follow any leads on finding Jake none of us are truly hunting him just doing the bare minimum to look as though we are all still loyal. It's not till a week later that something big happens. Ardmore has one of her goons call on us to meet Ardmore on the bridge.

Miles pov

I walk into the bride wainfleet and z-dog behind me. Y/n wanted to come but i wanted to keep her as far away from the general as i possibly could.

You called for us general”

“Ah yes colonel follow me, she leads us over to the hollow map now showing a large area of water instead of its usual mountain and tree landscapes.

We believe we’ve found a lead on sully's wearabouts

Really

Yes Mathewson pull up the data

Yes general

The map moves going back to the tree line just outside the rdas search circle. A red dot now displayed

We’ve been sweeping for old equipment from the war making sure everything was together and accounted for. In doing so we came across and active signal from an old fighter helios, it entered the edge of the tree line here and went west, until disappearing somewhere in this small grouping of islands

Thank you Mathewson. Colonel your team will leave at the end of the week, to start searching every one of these islands until Jake sully is found.

Of course General we'd be more than happy to.

Good answer: you'll be meeting up with a vessel we have out there already and they will assist you in your mission. Now go get me some results colonel

Yes ma’am”

Y/n pov

“So what did the wicked witch want?” I ask miles as he Lyle and z come back from their meeting with Ardmore

“There's been a signal from some old pre war equipment, its flown out towards the ocean region, ardmore wants us to follow up on it. She has reason to believe it sully or at least some of his followers.

“Well if it is Jake what are we going to do?

“I dont know darlin, try and contact norm again see whats taking them so damn long and if they dont answer well have to go with plan b.

“Ok ill go out today, and try again. “

“Good take Mansks and prager with you, but yall be quick about you hear i don't need this woman trying to find something to bitch at us about. Espesiclly when she holds your life in her hands ok love.”

“I will love take care of spider for me tonight.”

“I will darlin”

“Yeah no need to worry y/n hell be with his favorite uncle.

“Who says you're the favorite I hear Lopez call out as he approaches us.

“I say i'm the favorite and since i have seniority you can suck it lopez”

The two start going at it like toddlers me, miles and Z all just watching them.

“Don’t worry y/n me and Quartich will actually take care of shit.”

“Thanks z, ok boys let's go. “

We successfully made it to the clearing, ringing the com link non stop, when it was finally answered i could hear an odd sound in the background. It almost sounded like water or something, just reconfirming that whoever it is that answered was probably near the ocean

“Hello?”

“Jake?”

“Y/N?”

“Wow Jake, is it really you?

“Yeah dove it's me.”

“Ha dove I haven’t heard that call sign in years… oh jake i can’t even tell you how happy i am to hear your voice.”

“And I you y/n, now let me ask what's going on.”

“Have you spoken to Norm?”

“Yes I have, I was actually trying to get back to you but some stuff has happened with my family and I got side tracked.”

“Oh Jake, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for everything but I have to ask for my family and for yours.”

“What is it y/n”

“Jake shits is about to hit the fan here, Ardmore is determined to bring you in and make an example out of you. In her eyes, if she gets rid of you and your family then the RDA no longer has any issues with taking over Pandora like they plan.”

“And”

“And I'm guessing by the sounds of the ocean behind you that she's found where you’ve gone.”

“How”

“They got a signal from some old equipment that disappeared in a grouping of islands. They don't know which island so she wants to send us out to search, and if we don't do what they say they will get rid of us jake.”

I hear jake get further away from the com probably pacing, As i hear muffled cuss words

“Jake she wants to send us after you, but we're stuck if we don't do what they want they will get rid of us. We need to work together and come up with some way to delay Ardmore and get us out, so we can help you.

“Y/n its not going to be that easy.

“Well then tell me what we need to do to make it easy jake cause the rda isn't going to go away again without fully crippling what they’ve got going here. And no offenses but we’ve all been gone for 15 years the rda has stepped its game up. You’ll need our help”

Jake is silent again before letting out a long sigh. “I'll have to talk to some people, Dove. They’ll be the ones that will have to decide if we can do anything”

“Ok jake, we’ll continue to lay our part here but we're running out of time

“I understand here in the meantime is spider still with you. “

“Of course he is jake you should see him interact with everyone and”

“I can only imagine y/n but since he's still with you i'll send out a message to the clan to keep an eye out for him. Ok if they see a human kid with a bunch of Navi in army garb they’ll know who you all are. I'll tell them not to put up a fight that you aren't there to hurt them but you have to act until we are ready to strike. You just can’t hurt anyone

“We wont jake i'll personally make sure of it.

“Good till then keep in touch with me and ill try and come up with a plan to get yall off the radar. If your her only hunting party then getting rid of you will delay them till we can strike”

“Good point.” Mansks says next to me “if we somehow all died or got lost the rda wouldn’t be able to send someone after us right away without occurring more losses.”

“Yeah that would definitely upset the people over the general but it would also piss her off.” Prager chimes in

‘But y/n.”

“Yeah.”

“Be honest with me, I know you will.”

“Ok i promise.”

“Is he the same?”

“No Jake, none of us are the same. They’ve all changed and as the days move they grow more and more used to pandora and want to be a part of it. We’re different Jake, they could be different just like you where they’re on that cusp of not being human anymore but not fully being Navi. We just need help, so I ask you again as your friend. Please help me protect my family.”

“You always saw the best in me y/n, so I'll try and do the same with them. We'll have to meet somewhere neutral though, I'm not going to go through all this for quartich to betray me and hurt my family.”

“I completely understand Jake.”

“Ill be in touch dove, ill get and answer to you by tomrrow at the latest ok i have to talk to some people first so we can start making preparations. Keep this. Link open and let me or norm know if anything happens ok

“Ok jake i will

“Goodbye y/n and may eywa be with you.

“You as well jake. “

The call ends and i stare at the ground thoughts running through my head

I know in my heart that everyone’s changed and I know Jake would also help us, it's everyone else I worry about. While I don't want my family torn apart and used, I also don't want the people and the clans of Pandora to be hurt in the process either.

Jakes pov

“You did what now

“Im sorry tonowari but we have to help them”

“And why should we help these demons?”

“Ronal please”

“They’re are agitated and i can understand”

“Im sorry ok, i'm sorry that i brought this battle here when i told you i was done with war but its not going to go away. Look what's happening the rda hut tulkun, just as you’ve told me, they will not stop until they strip this planet of everything they want and then leave it in the dust to rot.

“If we help y/n and her team they can help us permanently alter the rda, possibly crippling them. We could cut this off at the source once again they have insisted that I don't have any longer.”

“What is it you expect from us jake sully”

“I expect nothing. I ask desperately for help to integrate and teach the sky people new ways, show them that our way of life is fully worth fighting for and then let them help us protect it.” Ronal and tonowari are silent. Exchanging looks with one another. Until Tonowari straightens up once more

“We will help you toruk makto, but know this will all fall on you and your family if it goes wrong.”

“I understand that and I will not endanger these people I refuse. We will set them up somewhere outside of the village until they are accepted and then we can go from there. Does that sound alright?

“Yes, on the grounds that I and my mate meet them as well since it is our clan they must conform to.”

“Of course.”

“Good then see to it Jake sully and keep us updated.”

“I will thank you tonowari, thank you.”

It takes until the end of the week to set up a meeting, being in constant interaction with jake we learn that we need to first meet with the clans leader tonowari since they are the ones that must teach, home and aid us

We take the ikran out and stop in our clearing to dump everything with a semblance of a tracker and leave it there. Spider rides with me today instead of miles. I like holding him close, it makes me breathe easier and Miles wants to make sure we're protected. We told the general we would take a quick trip to gather some more supplies for us since we found the food of pandora worked better for our growing Navi bodies than human food did. It takes a couple hours to get away from the base and towards the designated meeting spot it's an area just breaking into the ocean filled with overgrown roots of trees and moss. We land in a forested jungle esc area. A small stream and pond stints on a cliff face if you follow the stream and go further out into the trees you’ll come across the ocean. It’s truly beautiful though. Spider and I were so excited honestly to see the ocean and its beautiful turquoise blue water. I wish there was a beach to plan on and not just tree roots but hopefully spider will have the opportunity to have an actual beach day sometime in the future, all the ikrans are chirping with glee as we let them rest and drink some water. Everyone else though, were very rigged, ears pinned back and twitching at every sound. Hands twitching towards their weapons but making an effort not to grab them, tails swishing steadily back and forth. All on high alert, because even though we're here to make allies, training can not be easily forgotten.

“Ok darlin you ready” miles asks coming over to me and spider. I try and put a brave face on but my insides are twisted. Im affraid. If this doesn’t go well then well be essentially on the run from the rda and well be all by ourselves. I mean i have faith in my team but we can’t do it all alone and… i brought out of my thoughts by miles pulling me into his chest whispering to breath in my ear.

A few deep breaths and i shake my head he loosens his hold and looks at me

“Are you ready my love”

“It’s just sully i can handle him “

“Miles you I both know it's bigger than that. “ Hes silent

“Miles just promise be to try ok, we all need to reconcile and move forward before none of us can”

“Your right darlin your right”

“COLONEL”. Lyle yells out getting all of our attention. He's looking at the sky. Seeing a group of other ikran flying towards us. Everyone gets in formation, grouping into a somewhat defensive stance but still trying to look open since they all know what's at stake here.

Six people land and depart. Three of them are darker blue like us but there are two others. They look different from the Navi I'm used to, they're a lighter more turquoise blue, they have bigger arms and tails. They also wear shells and netting rather than the braided garments of the forest people.

As they get closer the dark blue male leads, his dreaded hair hangs behind him as he walks with purpose towards us.

Jake?” I ask the male as he comes to a stop a quarter of the way from us.

“Jake, neytiri i hear spider shout out as he goes bounding over to the group.

“Spider!” i hear miles call out to the teen who stops before completely running over to them

“It’s ok,” Jake calls out. Gesturing a hello to Spider. The atmosphere is definetly tense on all sides so i decide to try and break it

“It’s good to see you again jake and you neytiri

Jake smiles and neytiri finally comes out from behind him, no longer able to contain her happiness at seeing the person she used to know in a body gifted by eywa. I meet her half way between the two groups as she holds me at arm's length, looking me up and down. Before gently smiling.

“I see you my friend”

“I see you neytiri” She smiles and hugs me, I feel miles and the other scoot up slightly, miles in spider coming up behind me as Jake and Norm follow behind neytiri

“Tiri, can I cut in” Jake asks coming to stand beside her before also, quickly, hugging me and looking me over as well

“Wow dove, it's actually you, I honestly say I never thought I’d see you again, any of you” Jake says stepping back towards me as he eyes the man behind me

“Quartich”

“Sully, mrs. Sully”.

Tiri softly hisses at miles anger evident on her face, but she says nothing, she's not the only one though, i can tell miles is nervous even though he's trying real hard not to show it.

“Care to get this thing started sully we can’t be here all day.

“Right grab Wainfleet and come meet your new allies.” Miles Lyle and i walk with jake and neytiri over to the unknown Navi

“Ill translate for you jake tells us quickly

“We know how to talk sully miles replies snippaly to jake with wainfleet smirking next to him

“Miles please just relax, go ahead jake.

All right, then Tonowari, Ronal. This is y/n l/n, miles Quaritch and Lyle Wainfleet. They are the heads of their clan with Quartich being their olo’eyktan

“Guys this is the metkayina clans olo’eyktan tonowari and his mate and tsahik of his clan Ronal. They’ve been helping my family and i and have agreed to help you all as well”

Tonowari and Ronal i see you: doing the gesture much to their surprise “And i thank you for helping in our time of need”

Tonowari and Ronal look at each other having a silent conversation before returning my greeting, Miles does a simple nod/bow to show respect which Tonowari reciprocates.

“Jake sully has told us of your life’s, and i refuse to bring trouble to my clan without just cause. In fact we were prepared to refuse jake sully until eywa sent us a sign.”

“She sent me a vision”, Ronal starts “she told me to help you, and i will not refuse Eywas word not matter how much i disagree with so you sky demons will be helped”

“Um thank you”. I say nudging miles beside me to say something

“Yes thank you chief we just ask for somewhere to lay low. Miles spits out

“We just got our family back and we would like to protect it sir. Lyle adds to miles speech

Understandable, as ive said once we get you away from the sky people we will start teaching you the ways of water till you become a part of the clan.

Thank you thank you we will work hard i promise we are all very capable and will earn our place i swear.

“Very well, jake sully?”

“Oh yeah ok well first things first before all of that we have to figure out how to get you away from the rda

I've actually had an idea about that, Lyle states quickly.

Y/n pov

For the next hour we dish out a plan, our team would follow our orders and start searching the islands and the villages, once we get to the preordained village, the ocean clans would unite and apprehend the sky people that have been scouring the ocean nearby. They would capture all of us and fake kill/capture us in their attempts to rescue the toruk makto adopted human son. Hopefully there would be no casualties but the human soldiers that Ardmore sends to monitor us will probably put up a fight. Hopefully we can talk them into staying on the boat. Either way it was surprising how well all the boys got along. Working well to hash out this plan to where everyone was taken care off. It brought a smile to my face till i saw neytiri side eyeing miles, she was till stiff as a board so i decided to try and talk to her.

“Hey tiri can i speak with you for a moment?”.. she agrees and walks over with me to sit on some tree roots near by

“How are you Tiri?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean your stiff as a board and i know your not exactly thrilled with Miles”

“That de… Quartich has done much to me and my family, and i hold much anger toward him, but eywa has spoken and i am trying to listen to her.

“That doesn’t mean you can’t be angry with him, neytiri. You know i don't think I ever got to apologize to you.

“For what?”

“For everything for not doing more to stop the attack on hometree, even though I didn’t know they were doing that. Or for stopping miles and the other from joining the war for everything the humans have done to you I apologize.”

Tiri hugs me, both us having tears in our eyes

“I do not blame you y/n for i must also apologize, for taking your mate away from you”

“No tiri neither of us blame you in fact we don't even really remember it. What matters now is that we're here together in these bodies and are able to do better this time”

“Yes.”

“I must also thank you and Jake for what you’ve done with Spider. You out of everyone had every right to never even acknowledge Spider but he tells me he's close with all your kids and that you helped him so much growing up.

“Yes i must admit at first i was apprehensive but as he learned more about pandora the more i saw you in him, i knew you would want him to live a life not in a lab”

“You are correct. I wanted him to be able to experience the things around him so again from mother to mother I thank you neytiri.”

“Of course y/n of course”

Miles pov

“Ok that should be good for now, it’s getting late and your team will need to start heading back Quartich.” Jake says quickly motioning to how dark the sky has started to get the sun beginning to set in the sky

“Agreed, ok y’all pack it up.” I yell to my team all swiftly moving into action

“Sully i would like a word, privately” i say looking over at spellman as he quickly lifted his head from talking to Tonowari as soon as he heard me speak

“Fine, I have something to say to you as well”

Jakes pov

Quartich and i walk over away from everyone else

“Ok sully get this out of the way yeah”. Quartich says bracing himself like i'm going to slug him in the face. Part of me wants to but the more mature part has realized I had wronged this man as much as he had me.

“Im sorry colonel”

“Wait What!”

“Yeah, I'm sorry……. I've had a lot to think about colonel, and ive realized, you guys took me in when i got to pandora, despite my disability you all treated me like a normal soldier. Made me part of your team despite me being assigned to grace, didn’t let me feel like I was just some experiment, and what did i do, I betrayed you all. I immediately made you the enemy when in reality it was the rda that where the enemy we were all just caught in their net, just like now. Which is why I apologize for that but you have to see now why I did what I did don't you?

“I do sully i do, he turns to look at spider and y/n quickly.

“I forgot when i was human that i made a promise to myself that they would come before everything else. I wanted a good home for my family and thought the only way to get it was to follow orders.

“I understand that, which is why i propose a new start”

“What do you have in mind?”

“I say we let the past stay in the past. No longer opposite sides of the board but comrades in arms once again. That we help one another to realize our dreams for our families. What do you say?” I ask holding my hand out to shake and sign the pact.Quartich looks at my hand for a moment for grasping my arm and shaking it a nod in my direction

“Agreed sully, let's take these bastards out, but first lets get us away from them deal

“Yes sir.”’ I say a slight grin in my tone.

“Dad, we're ready!” I hear spider yell out, quickly turning Quaritch's head. We both look over to the boy with a goofy smile pressed on his face.

Hey thanks for taking care of my boy, jake

“Of course, colonel, I promised y/n I would..

“Yeah now let's get the job done.”

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[frostcorpsclub]

I ordered this cute commission of Jack and Suzy's ponified forms from https://www.deviantart.com/teonnakatztkgs Please look under the cut for some important information

From the description

"I'm sharing this across as many platforms as I can as I'm faced with a horrible situation and desperately need help. In short I'm losing my home and need a down-payment for a new place. The renters market right now is insane. (Like 5000 sometimes 7000 dollars a month for RENT) I've managed to find a place but he refuses to go lower than 3000 down but the rent is doable with my income. But I have been on medical leave since early February due to seizure like activity while I was working. I still have my job and should be returning in April from medical leave. But the foreclosure starts in 2 weeks and ive been using my savings to get by and dont have anywhere near enough for a down-payment. I have begged the mortgage company to let me make payments to them and they have been shady and refusing for months and out of nowhere want to foreclose. It's not even my house I just live in it. They have been building up in my area for a while now and recently started a plaza very close to where I am. I don't know if it has anything to do with it but I need to move. My family will NOT help me with anything.

OK that out of the way.

I'm trying to save 3000$. It's a lot but I have to be able to get a down-payment. It's not just for my sake.

I will literally draw whatever you want however you want it.

Sketch doodle traditional: 1$ Sketch page traditional: 3$ Sketch page digital: 5-7$(comes flat colored more complex characters will be higher) Black lineart fullbody: 10$ Colored lineart fullbody: 15$ Colored and shaded fullbody: 20$ (5$ more for each additional character) Background: 10$

Customs: Black lineart: 5$ Colored lineart: 10$

Adopts and OCs: I'm selling EVERYONE except TK, Kalmin, Silver, and Silverstorm. I have cats, dogs, lions, ponys, etc. Just ask what your looking for I'm still trying to figure out how to use toyhouse to share them there. Depending on how much art they have they will be higher.

Please share if you can't buy"

[mooodyblue]

Just watched the egg roulette with Austin and it gave me the greatest idea of what if AUSTINS in headspace this time and when he’s playing and everything he’s just a growly nose scrunchy lil guy 🥺🥺🥺 I’m just thinking of all the ideas and I have more faith in you to pull them off than me ❤️

okay so!! i was trying to think of how to write a lil smth smth for little!austin (which if it's not your cup of tea, scroll past and dont read!) and could not for the life of me think of anything so i hope some little headcannons are okay! 🫶🏼 i've thought about little!austin but wasn't sure how people would take it since with elvis it's different, if it's something people are interested in, i'll be happy to write more :) i have lots of thoughts abt little!austin hehe

little!austin headcannons ���

(once again, if you don't like, then scroll past! this is how i cope okay!!!!!!!)

warnings: sfw agere, little space, written at 3am

it's safe to say, you were definitely surprised when you came home one day to austin curled up on the couch, plushie in his arms, thumb in between his lips as a cartoon played in the background while he was asleep

you'd never seen austin so embarrassed when he saw you standing there, his face a deep shade of red.

of course, you assured him that it was okay and that you loved him no matter what. he was overjoyed when you asked about taking care of him, happily bouncing up and down and showing you the plushies he kept in the closet away from you, introducing them one by one. he was just so excited to finally have someone take care of him.

he's such a polite boy, always so full of joy and getting excited over the smallest things. says "thank you, momma!" every.single.time. he never forgets.

he does have a bad habit of sticking his fingers in his mouth though, sometimes he doesn't realize he's doing it, sometimes he does and just wants you to notice so you'll go upstairs and get him his paci.

although he always slips when he gets overwhelmed with his work or when he comes home after a stressful day of press, he sometimes slips when you just let him lay in your lap as you play with his hair. or when he sees a plushie he absolutely needs. or when you playfully call him a good boy over and over again. he's good at fighting it though, as he's been doing it for a long time in an attempt to hide it from you. although, now that he can freely do it in front of you, it's been getting harder for him to fight it sometimes.

he loves, loves, loves playing. whether it be a board game with you, him playfully smashing buttons on a baby guitar or keyboard, or even with his little play kitchen. he's always smiling and enjoying himself. when you two play games to together, he scrunches his nose when hes deep in thought or too focused in his decision. he sometimes scrunches his nose at you when he thinks he made a good move, which he doesn't most of the time but you always let him win anyway

whenever he's coloring something really tricky, he has his tongue poking out when he's focused. sometimes he scrunches his nose when he messes up, but that's okay! it just makes his picture more unique!

although he loves to cook for you and occasionally bake, he loves to help you in the kitchen when he's little. especially when you're baking. "momma, can i lick the spoon, please?" he asks you, giving you little puppy dog eyes with his those pretty, blue eyes you love so much. obviously you let him, who can resist that face?

he's a squishmallow enjoyer!!! idc!!

although he definitely has every single elvis build a bear just because...duh.

the deeper he is into his headspace, the more quiet and shy he gets. but when he's comfortable, he's very chatty.

definitely a little clumsy. after spilling 5 cups of apple juice over a short period of time, you finally broke down and bought him a few sippy cups. now, he refuses to walk around the house without it filled. he loves juice and refuses to drink anything else.

this boy loves his fruit snacks.

he loves those baby sensory videos where it has the little fun music with the fruits dancing in the background. you don't mind him watching cartoons, but sometimes you need something to keep him focused while you clean up around the house.

he loves laying outside with you just looking at the stars and the moon at night, you even put little glow in the dark star stickers up on the ceiling in your bedroom just for him.

because he's a good boy, he never argues when it's naptime or time for bed. at least most of the time.

he's a very sleepy boy :)

loves his little silky pajamas, he always wants to be warm and comfy before getting into bed

sometimes he'll ask for a bedtime story, sometimes he just wants to be snuggled up to you while you play with his hair

he loves looking up and counting the little stars you put on the ceiling to help him fall asleep faster

he doesn't always need his paci before bed, but after a long day he definitely needs it, he still can't kick that habit of his.

he truly is the best boy you could ever ask for and could not imagine being with anyone else 💓🧸

[breaking-circles]

[Image Description: Marian Churchland's Dragon Age OC template filled out with Isiik Lavellan, a dalish warrior Inquisitor. Isiik is shown from the waist up, looking warily to the side and crouching slightly. In his right hand, he holds his sword angled up and ready to attack. His left hand is braced out in front of him, the mark glowing a bright green. He is wearing a purple scarf draped over a dark purple jacket with puffy sleeves that end just past his elbows. The jacket tucks into high-waisted brown pants. Under the jacket he is wearing a pale yellow shirt. He has a shield on his back, the strap of which crosses his chest. He is wearing a glove missing its pointer and thumb fingers on his right hand. His dark reddish-brown hair is pulled back in a short ponytail except for two strands that hand on either side of his face. He has Dirthamen's vallaslin, which has smooth, flowing lines on his forehead, cheeks, chin, and along the length of his nose. He is frowning slightly and his brow is furrowed. His long elfin ears are nearly perpendicular to his head, causing him to appear slightly nervous or on edge. He has a pale scar that goes across his lips, reaching from the bottom of his chin to nearly reaching his nose and bisecting some of the vallaslin on his chin. He has heavy bags under his eyes. In the background, faint green lightning fans out from the mark. Next to his head are the words "wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people." Below the quote is an attribution to "-Neopets User, 2017". Below the drawing, several traits are listed with a line between them to mark where the character falls between the two. Between cautious and reckless, Isiik is very cautious; between selfless and self-serving, he is more self-serving; between emotion-driven and logic-driven, he is more logic-driven; between forthright and dissembling, he is more dissembling; between friendly and unfriendly, he is more unfriendly; between devout and questioning he is extremely devout; and between trusting and suspicious he is very suspicious. Below the traits is a list of his main party: Cole, The Iron Bull, and Vivienne or Solas. Below that, there are a series of symbols that indicate which choices he made throughout the game. The first three indicate he is a sword-and-shield-wielding warrior, who chose the Champion specialization, and romanced no-one. The next row of five indicates he sided with free mages, left Hawke in the fade, preserved the Gray Warden order, gave the Orlesian throne to Gaspard with blackmail to benefit Briala, and drank from the Well himself. End of Image Description]

Ok! Last but not least here's Isiik (pronounced iz-ick), my Inquisitor! He has probably had the MOST change since my first playthrough. He is now an extremely jaded guy who is very much here against his will and refuses to let anyone forget that. His number one goal is getting shit fixed so he can go home and be left alone. The only person he gets along with is Cole and, at times, The Iron Bull. Nearly everyone else has said something to upset him and he holds grudges like a true champion. Basically, I'm living out my 'let me be a hater' feelings through him.

Currently, I'm designing him to be Intersex and Hard of Hearing. I am not part of either of these communities myself so I'm doing my best to research and portray these parts of him as best as possible since I really want to get this right. If anyone has any good suggestions for designing a character with these traits, please know advice, feedback, and critiques are always appreciated :]

Flat versions under the cut, since this post is already too long~

[Image Description: The same drawing as in the first image, though this time without the background or shading, making the colors easier to pick out. In the first of the two drawings, the glowing green mark remains, in addition to a glare on his sword. In the second image, both of those are removed, though a white gash remains where the mark is located. End Description.]

As always, relevant stuff will be in the replies. Thank you for the kind words and such, folks :]

[the-sun-princess]

Emi Plays Revue Starlight: El Dorado Part 4

what's the point of having carmencita be a role that shows their face/has diff outfits if she shows up like once to do nothing and then dies

meanwhile the bit roles who show up quite a bit all look like this

i was hoping they'd at least put whoever's playin them eyes on there

wow alejandro sure caught up to salvatore fast for being at least a half day behind

iskjdfhks its very funny that salvatore first hires zulfikar to help kill alejandros dad and then alejandro goes n hires zulfikar like 12hours later to kill miguel

mm and the play ends. at least this isn't super long so going back thru it won't take too long

and it does promise different script depending on who is who so. yay gon have to find all the new songs on spotify i got star darling and one other one but there's more in the bg. oops i did not mean to close it. anyway. 2nd go around time

i know i dont NEED to start from the very beginning i did save at the choosing screen but i will anyway

mostly BC I WANTED TO GET THE AXOLOTL THIS TIME. WHATS ITS NAME

AND BC i didnt get the full list of what chief voted for whom last time

equipment karen, art futaba, lighting nana, props maya, music mahiru, stage setting kaoruko, production claudine, costume junna

I CAN PICK MAHIRU NOW-

tho now i kinda wanna save her for last...esp now that i know its not really terribly all that long. i'll save her for last yeah bc i will Not shut up during it

not quite as dramatic a reaction of frustration for kaoruko n maya as it was for junna and karen lmao

lesse....junna and karen as leads had nana miguel, mahiru isabel, futaba carmencita, kaoruko cavallero, maya columbuc, and claudine luigi

for kaoruko maya leads, we get futaba miguel, claudine isabel, junna carmencita (based off who's left) karen luigi, mahiru columbus, and nana cavallero

kaoruko WHY are u sighing so much that u got the leads kjfhkjshdf

oh ok they got asked to say a few words as leads and now kaoruko busts out the ojou-sama laugh. there she is

snort

i don't believe you

maya: i refuse to be as cringe as you

i am curious, what on earth does kaoruko have to revenge against maya

and claudine v futaba idk that either. mahiru v nana i do lol.

well i guess that's right

yeah ok

KJSHFDKJHSDF THIS IS SUCH AN OLD REF.....ALSO WASNT IT ONE WHOLE LOLLIPOP MAYA THAT WAS LEFT IN THERE

oh she's pissed BC there was only ONE LOLLIPOP AKJHKFJSHDF WHEEZING

I dont even remember exactly WHY kaoruko gave her candy like i know it was the episode futaba n kaoruko were fighting but i cant remember what maya did in that ep

maya is so serious about the funniest things

so DRAMATIC and it IS funny maya. also girl just don't eat baumkuchen everyday you'll be fine

kaoruko + maya: u bitches gay. good for you

oh a SPECIFIC beach for kaoruko

it's actually a different beach background color me surprised. tho it might just be the same beach but flipped later on i'm not positive

girl ur the onee who wanted to come out here

kaoruko we all know u nap on futaba's bike what are u talking about

lmaoooo maya knew futaba was gon leave the bike with kaoruko that's hilarious. national troupe trio secrets ftw

maya: get a bike license get a license kaoruko: i think NOT maya it's very funny u are trying so hard to get kaoruko to ride the bike but she MAY wreck it

sjkfh the last one is funny bc im just remembering her being put in the 'knock them down a peg' class in whatever stageplay for the new national

maya's alejandro sounds like a 12yo shounen protag lol

skjdfh eroge ok masai id u say so

skjfhkjshkjfhskjdfh innocuous. u are Very Wrong judy

karen thats not the point-

tru kaoruko and hikari have that in common

tho at least kaoruko's easier to get back

sfkjhsdf at least karen n junna bother to let ppl know they're off somewhere. kaoruko n maya just disappear

fair nuff kaoruko

fkjsdhKJHKFJH

SNORT NOW SHES THE ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DISTANCEkjshdfjh demanding kaoruko get a bike license

'and if you don't, i will!'

kaoruko just going WHY skjfhiuhsdf i mean. it is a silly demand just bc kaoruko poofed. i mean u DID find her maya

honestly actual logic from kaoruko

jdkfhksjfdh maya: u aint SHIT compared to judy knightly

i wish there were actual lil stabby arrow animations like the sounds imply it'd be funnier

oh i hit the image limit i guess that's it for this one. off to the next post then

<<part 3 part 5>>

[misguidedlavender]

happy birthday, toontown rewritten.

time to get sappy!

on a warm, sunny day, on august 20th, 2013, i booted up my familys ancient windows vista PC to redeem my 1 month membership card for toontown online. after going to the main website, as id done a thousand times before, there, in small white lettering, on a bold red background, i read the most earth shattering words that could have ever shaken my small teenage self. attention, toons! toontown online will be closing on september 19, 2013. i, along with many other kids and adults, felt our souls be crushed. i ran to toonbook to see if anyone else had seen it already. the heartbreak was palpable. our precious game, our fun little paradise, our home away from home, was going away in just a months time.

i remember playing nearly every day from that point on, doing everything i possibly could, holding hard and fast to what little time i had left before toontown shut down for good. i remember the communitys desperate pleas to disney to not close the game in the form of many change.org petitions. i remember the fiery anger at the original blog post, stating that disney wanted to divert resources towards club penguin (which was quickly edited out, of course). but so it goes, in the normal course of business, the cries of hundreds of thousands of children went ignored.

on the morning of september 19th, 2013, i woke up early to gather in toon valley of toontown central to bid farewell. my goodbye was not even remotely clean or graceful. i was booted out maybe an hour or so before the game officially shuttered at noon. and that was it. no fanfare or final words. there was silence, and there was sadness.

but in the midst of our collective grief, whispers began to spread around toonbook. did you hear? this guy on mmo central forums says hes gonna revive the game. no way, thats not possible, the games dead, obviously. but in a few days time, a proof of concept was revealed. from the cynicism, a different tune emerged. the sound of hope.

toontown wasnt coming back. it was being rewritten.

in the many years ive played this game and been a part of its community, ive made so many precious memories and friends that have become core parts of my soul. it has served as an endless fuel for my creativity and introduced me to so many incredible and colorful people. heck, i married the guy i met through this game. ttr was there throughout my most formative years. even in my darkest moments, i never strayed too far from the trolley. i would be such a vastly different person without ttr. i will never not be grateful for all the opportunities, memories, love, and happiness that ive experienced because of this game.

with all the warmth i can afford, happy 10th birthday toontown rewritten. against all odds, you have survived—no, lived—a full ten years powered only by the love of community who refused to let their home disappear. your persistence in the most unlikely of circumstances is emblematic of why its worth it to keep striving. in the face of despair, what most would see as a stop sign, you saw as a giant green light. you radiate an infectious passion that makes me smile even when i dont want to. you are a happy respite in a world that is difficult, dark, gray, and full of cogs. you taught me that, no matter how old i am, silliness and fun arent something to grow out of, but essential to our existence.

geez, im getting a little misty eyed. i should stop here. thank you for everything ttr. heres to another decade of happiness.

[stoshasaurus]

Do you have commission prices? :]

I will make a price sheet, i promise.

but yes, i do! let me just give a quick run-down right here because I've left this ask unanswered for longer than i would like ^^;

I'll talk about prices first, then there will be a short list of do's and dont's at the bottom.

keep in mind that all of these prices are approximate and are subject to change. i don't get commissions that often, so i tend to negotiate my prices with my clients after they contact me.

i'll add onto this later with examples of everything discussed

sketches - an uncolored sketch

headshot - prolly like $15 USD

*half body - $30? USD???

full body - $45 USD

sketches can be colored for an additional 10-20 bucks. i will also gladly make a sketch page. idk what i would price those; it depends on how many sketches the client wants and whatnot, those require greater negotiation with the client

lined - an uncolored, lined drawing

headshot - $30 USD

*half body - $50 USD

full body - $65 USD

lined flat color - a colored, lined drawing with no shading

headshot - $40 USD

*half body - $65 USD

full body - $80 USD

full render - a colored, line drawing with added shading and lighting

headshot - $60 USD

*half body - $85 USD

full body - $100 USD

painting - a fully rendered and shaded drawing, with less lineart

headshot - $120 USD

*half body - $150 USD

full body - $200 USD

*half bodies can either be drawn from the waist up or the mid-thighs up. the client can choose between these two options with NO CHANGE to the asking price.

Backgrounds are NOT INCLUDED in these options! I can draw simple backgrounds for an additional 10-30 bucks, at the request of the client. Complicated backgrounds are not my thing.

These prices are subject to change depending on the design of the subject. Extra characters can be added for 50% of the original price. For example if the original price is $50, that would be another $25 if you want to add another character.

sometimes i will make sketch pages of a character to familiarize myself with them. IT IS NOT GUARANTEED THAT I WILL MAKE ONE, and I don't make them often, but if I do, i can offer it for like 10 bucks extra.

I am fine with drawing NSFW content. if you want greater info on that, please dm me.

I am NOT okay with drawing pedophilic material, incestuous relationships, or bestiality (anthropomorphic/furry characters are fine). I will block you on sight.

PAYMENT COMES FIRST! refunds are offered as long as I am not too far into the drawing process.

I will always ask before I do so, but I WILL POST my commission work! especially if it is fanart! If you as the client would prefer I not post it, that is perfectly fine. I can tag you, as the commissioner, as well.

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY REQUEST AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON!

uhhhhh that's all i can come up with right now. even outside of commission inquiries, please ask if you have any questions and I will add to this post as i see fit.

thank you for asking!

[showfallmediaarchivist]

TW for: Minor injury (knife), mentions of su1c1de.

[Transcript Begins.]

[The camera Is positioned at chest height, and appears to be focusing on a box of items currently. A hand appeared from beside the lens, moving some out of the way and leaning behind them, apparently searching for something.]

?: Alright, that one's all clear.

[Voice identified: William Keane - The Archivist.]

[It moves on, examining more areas.]

?: What are you. Looking for?

[Voice identified: “Sparrow” Henderson.]

[A wagon can be heard in the background, as well as music from a video game.]

A: Any Showfall tech, or. Emi. You okay Kiddo? How's the pizzeria grind going?

Sp: Extremely good. I am what the kids at my school would call ‘God tier.’... Although I do have a question..?

A: Shoot?

Sp: That is. Bad wording. anyway, do you… Ever feel robotic. Not human… I ask because you are the only other person in this hideout. With an AI.

A:...sorry. I do, all of the time. It's..yeah. I do kiddo.

Sp: I am sorry… I… Do you have any advice? On that feeling…

A:..you have to surround yourself with those who see you for who you are; a human. A person. Same with the AI's.

Sp: I see… Wait… William… Do you hear that?

A: I..don't. What is it?

Sp: Tapping… From over there.

[Sparrow seemingly points somewhere, fabric shuffling noises behind Will.]

A:...hm. stay here Sparrow, okay?

Sp: No. I refuse. Aunt Rose told me someone has to be with you in case Virus shows up.

A: Hm. I'll be fine if something does happen though.

Sp: Same. I am. Speed.

A: You are, you are. You know what to do if there's danger right?

Sp: Promise number three to Mari. ‘In the event of danger I Sparrow, can't remember my birth first name. He⁷nderson. Shall run away from the danger.’

A: Okay, that's exactly What you do. No trying to help me, okay?

Sp: Sí.

[More fabric shuffling as there is seemingly a tug on Will's shirt.]

Sp: Be careful.

A: ..I'll try kiddo. I promise. If I yell, you need to leave.

Sp: Ok…

[The camera begins to turn and move towards the signified location, slowly and steadily. A steady sigh is picked up.]

Sp: It's getting louder. And louder.

A: I know..

[The camera turns for a second, watching Will adjust his grip on the pipe it uses to walk.]

A: Worst comes to worst, I can use this.

[A very very faint tapping is heard in the distance, seemingly someone tapping on a metal pole.]

A: Is..everyone else out Sparrow, if you know?

Sp: Mari and their friend are out looking for things, Rose passed out when we got here, and Edgar is also asleep… As signaled by his loud snoring.

A: Right, so that..isn't one of us. That's.. [A soft sigh]..not good is it.

[As they get closer, a humming can be heard. The song is identified as “My grandfather's clock.”]

A: Hold on..isn't that the fuckin…

Sp: Peon- No that wouldn't make sense… Peony's with me… Hm.

A: Sounds familiar, but I can't. Place it.

Sp: I should… [Muttering.] No have to stay together.

A: Sparrow. If you want to leave, go back to the others. Do so. I'm going to be fine.

Sp: I feel like. I can't… My head hurts.

A: ..let's head back. C'mon kiddos.

?: [Muffled and Whispered.] Follow me… You'll see Cassidy again.

[Voice identified: Emi Henderson.]

A: Sparrow. We need to go. That isn't safe, or true.

Sp: Cass…Idy..?

[A red wagon darts past both the camera and presumably Will heading to the source of the sound.]

A: SPARROW NO! FUCK!

[The camera begins to move in the same direction, the surroundings becoming a haze of color as The Archivist's speed picks up.]

[The surroundings change to a darker room, the only light coming from a phone and a blue lantern. Just then someone hits William presumably in the gut with their knee. There's a sharp and painful intake of breath as Will falls back, not expecting the hit.]

Sp: WILL!

[Sparrow attempts to run, but freezes in shock.]

Em: If you run I'm going to slit Will's fucking throat.

A: Dont - fucking listen to her, Sparrow-

[The Archivist speaks between sharp breaths.]

Em: Have I ever lied about a threat, William?

A: Doesn't matter, if you haven't.

Em: Aw, Their dad said the same thing… Now he's dead so like, guess his opinion doesn't really matter anymore.

A: Shut up. Leave them alone.

Em: Seeeee, I would… But Rose thinks that talking things out will fix everything. So to fix her stupidity, Sparrow's really the easiest thing…

A: NO. DO WHAT YOU FUCKING WILL WITH ME BUT LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT. [William pauses, hacking a cough.] Sparrow. Leave.

Em: Will. I'm not going to kill them, I'm not a monster. I will, however, make a little… AI playdate, assuming you know who shows up… Which I'm hoping for because it is REALLY hard to mask someone and hold you back at the same time.

A: Sparrow, please leave. Please.

Sp: THERE’S A WALL! AND AND… I DON'T WANT TO BE THE REASON YOU DIE…

A: I won't! This bitch won't do shit.

[The sound of a slice, Presumably Emi cutting it’s cheek. The camera can't focus on much, but a hiss of pain is picked up.]

Em: Trust me now? I will kill you William.

A: Do it, pussy. Barely scratched me.

Em: Damn… You really are suicidal huh? Normally I don't believe the anons but now?

A: They say nothing about me. I just don't fear it.

Em: Ok anyway, um… Virus! You gonna show up?

[There's a small crackle of static,albeit distant.]

Em: Oh shit… I didn't think that was going to work-

A: ..it's the blood. Motherfucker's like a killer whale.

Em: Oh, cool.

Sp: I'm scared…

A: Emi, please. Let them go, they aren't part of this feud shit with your half-sister. Please.

Em: Neither are you, but… Sometimes you have to go against the plan to prove a point.

A: I make sense, but Sparrow. You made a fucking deal. They're upkeeping their part.

Em: Why would this hurt Sparrow? If Peony is as good as you all think… What's the harm?

A: Hear me out, just a thought, fear. Trauma. That's a child. They're both kids.

Em: IT'S A FUCKING AI! You act like it has a soul, it's a bunch of code made by a bitch with purple hair! At least Virus seems human! Peony was made to lie, I would’ve thought you of all people could see that.

A: and how the fuck would you know. You're a monster that cares for nothing but their own ends.

[The crackling of static grows louder.]

Em: Welp! I believe it's showtime.

[William attempts to turn towards Sparrow, the camera moving as well.]

Em: Virus, if you’re here do you mind holding our guest in place?

?: My Pleasure!

[Voice Recognised: V.I.R.U.S PROTOCOL.]

Em: Great! Now Sparrow, I really recommend you don't try and fight back ok? I don't want to hurt you.

Sp: Help me Rose please… You promised…

A: Let them fucking go,Emi! Please!

[The camera begins moving, Will thrashing against the invisible hold.]

Em: Hey, their family. That didn't crush my head in. I promised not to hurt them.

[Emi begins walking towards the wagon, as heard in footsteps and eventually seen in frame. Sparrow slowly attempts to move back.]

A: Get the hell away from them! Don't touch them you dick!

Em: Too bad, night night little Sparro-

[Sparrow jams a small pocket knife into Emi's forearm, they try to roll away only for Emi to yank them out of the wagon by the wrist.]

Em: SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO YOU FUCKING BRAT?

A: LEAVE THEM ALONE!

[Emi finally places the mask on Sparrow as their body goes limp, a purple light shining from under the mask.]

[The Archivist stops moving, simply staring at Sparrow.]

A: You..you..why would you..

Em: To prove a fucking point William. Now Peony, if you can hear me I really recommend you do your job… Virus what will happen if they don't? I don't know how Showfall AI works.

V: Usually, we are coded to do so. If someone defects, we can make some..arrangements to fix that!

[The child sits up, looking around before locking onto the invisible figure. Their tone is even more monotone than usual.]

Sp?: Hello. Virus.

V: Hello, Peony. Ready to do your job?

Sp?: My job. Is to lure people to remasking or. Security. I cannot do that in a freezer.

Em: Do you still want to protect Sparrow? Your answer uh… What happens if they say yeah? Virus?

V: Recoding, and possible deletion from the system as a whole!

[This is said in a far-too-cheery voice.]

Sp?: No.

Em: Well you do have a secondary task correct?

Sp?: Mentally attack all rebels until they. Snap.

Em: CORRECT! In that case, I should probably get going before Rose wakes up glad to know you're on our side! Virus pleasure doing business with ya.

V: i hope we can do this again soon! It was extremely fun!

Em: Should we both head out or are you going to stay here?

V: I too, am going to leave. I have some time to kill!

Em: You wanna play uno? I have a deck of cards in my bag, and like… Nothing better to do today.

V: That sounds brilliant! Yes please!

[Emi can be heard walking away, the footsteps getting fainter and fainter.]

A: ….fuck. I'm..

Sp?: Hello. William.

A: Hi, Peony. Im..so sorry. I couldn't..

Sp?: Stop. Do not. Apologize. At least for that.

A: Then I'm sorry for everything. Every fucking thing. Genuinely, I.. don't want to see Sparrow or you hurt. I failed.

Sp?: I am not hurt. Sparrow maybe… I can not tell. Are you hurt?

A: Only a scratch on my cheek, I'm.. I'm fine. Could you pass me my pipe? Dropped it when I got a knee to the gut.

Sp?: You’re lying. I can tell. You are in. Mental distress.

A: …that's particular. How'd you know that?

Sp?: I can see. Your emotions. Because of… Mai.

A: Shit, dude. That must be overwhelming as hell.

Sp?: Less overwhelming. As it is annoying. Seeing people lie.

A: ..sorry. don't like having people worry over me.

Sp?: Family worries correct? That is human nature. I do not worry over you. Because I do not know you. I worry about Sparrow worrying.

A: Exactly. I'm trying to stem it off at the source. Normally if I just say things a certain amount of times it just goes away. I think.

Sp?: William. That is your name correct? That is. Not good. for your mental health.

A: Yeah, it is. Will may be easier though, If you wanna use that? And no, it isn't. Records say it classifies as repression. Still though, I have people to help. And I can't help when I'm sobbing. Is there anything you want to eat or drink, Peony?

Sp?: There's a woman with a rope behind you.

A: What?-

[The camera turns around to where Peony was talking about.In frame, Rose can be seen running towards the room with a rope in her one hand.]

Sp?: Duck.

[William does so,the camera moving down.]

[Rose can be heard hopping over William and landing on some sort of ground, two people struggling is heard.]

Sp?: Please untie me. Rose Elizabeth Henderson.

?: What?

[Voice identified: Rose Henderson.]

A: Rose,It's Peony, they're a friend! No need to tie them up!

R: WILL LAST I CHECKED, THEY ALMOST MADE JENNY and me KILL OURSELVES?

A: Rose, we can explain, just please. Untie them. You haven't been here.

R: No! I'm not letting them get access to the phone, what if Emi's right what if Their just tricking us?

[The child takes a deep breath, whispering something not picked up by the microphone.]

A: Stop shouting, lower your voice. Rose, they are safe. The last time, we can explain. Just please.

[The child's tone changes, they seemingly begin looking at Rose.]

Sp?: Lying? Like you lied to Sparrow for multiple months?

[The Archivist sighs, and composes himself.]

A: Now look, what's happened. Rose, they aren't a threat.

Sp?: You said that about Emi. and now look. Now Sparrow's gone.

R: SEE!

A: Lower.your.voice. Peony, you know you're safe here, right?

Sp?: Safe like Ruby was? Oh wait.

R: DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN NOW???

A: stop screaming. You're the one who made them feel scared enough to do this. I'll explain in time, but go back to the others. You just fucking missed Emi.

R: FINE WHATEVER! WHEN THIS BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Sp?: You couldn't even save yourself. You lost an arm thinking your sister was alive.

A: Peony. I think I know why you're acting like this. She isn't here, okay? You're away from her, and we'll get these off of you now, how does that sound kid?

Sp?: I can't trust you… I can't, I can't, I can't… Your phone is on.

A: It's fucking what. For crying out loud.

[A hand pulls the phone out of its pocket, and the camera is facing Will.]

A: Get fucked. You pieces of shit.

[It throws the phone aside, the audio picking up a clatter of plastic on the floor.]

Sp?: I can't trust any of you. No No No No No No.

A: Is there a way I can prove my trust?

Sp?: I do not know.

A:.. I promise you kid, I'm going to try my hardest to look after you and Sparrow. I'm going to fight tooth and claw whilst I'm alive to make sure nobody, and I mean nobody, hurts you again.

Sp?: Do not break the mask.

A: If you're comfortable with it, I won't. However, if you or Sparrow ask me too, I will.

Sp?: Remove. Do not. Break.

A: That can be done. When do you want it removed?

Sp?: As soon. As possible. Do not want. Sparrow scared.

A:...I could do it now? Shouldn't be as hard as mine was to take off..

R: [Distant.] THE SPIDER LEGS REMEMBER! WAIT FOR MARI BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE GOOD KNIFE THAT WORKS LIKE A SAW!

A: Thank you! When Mari comes back, we can get that off you, okay Kiddo?

Sp?: Ok.

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