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IS THAT A DEATH ROOMBA???
#made me think of uh that one episode with the magician in yugi oh#the one 4kids changed that the pharoah goes to the shadow realm is he touched the blade#the dark magician magician guy#YALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT#holy crap#i dont curse but man#tloz#echoes of wisdom#tloz eow#the legend of zelda#zelda#eow zelda#legend of zelda echoes of wisdom#zelda eow#A DEATH ROOMBAAA
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Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.
#“one thing led to another” yeah ford?#the book of bill#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#theyre awful. i hope they explode#digital art#fanart#pre-betrayal ford#??? idk#young ford pines#my artwork#fan art#digital drawing#curse you stanford pines and your six fingers that are hard to fit on one hand!!!!#i actually lowkey dont like human bill interpretations because it feels like theyre trying to make it sexy#THAT MAN had a situationship with a shape. NO YOU CANT IGNORE IT#shitpost#artists on tumblr#my art
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pirate au stuff i never did anything with but i still really like the designs
#trigun stampede#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#pirate au#andr0art#listen in my defense a sail ship is very hard to draw#i got scared okay#theres only so much im willing to draw#no plot in this thing so dont ask#ww was very much already dead tho#and very cursed#this man CANNOT catch a break
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Is this anything ?
#elden ring#sote#shadow of the erdtree#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers#moby dick#moby dick spoilers#its almost 200 years old but you never know#captain ahab#drake knight igon#shitpost#igon is a required summon for the bayle fight for me#i dont care if you're doing a challenge run or no summons or whatever#that man's performance is like 50% of the enjoyment for me#its just not the same if i dont get to hear “CURSE YOU BAAAYYYLE” as im getting pummeled against the fog door
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some doodles
#i meant to put the balor one in the previous post but i forgor 😭its in a diff file from the sketch dump i was coloring in so it just didnt#exist in my mind at all. i felt like smth was missing as i was posting it but i couldnt place what hlep#adeline and eiland have been driving me insane lately. expect more of them. probably.#dont minf the last two guys. some concepts for future farms 😋 (pls mind them im crazy abt all my farmers even if they technically dont -#exist yet. pls ask abt them or smth pls im nroaml i can be nroma l i prommy)#fields of mistria#fom balor#sona#im gonna start tagging that i think.#fom eiland#fom adeline#fom elsie#fom farmer#my art#guys can i just say that im so happy that balor is silver n not gold cus otherwise i would have to confront a part of me im not proud of#we shouldnt talk abt it but like yeah jjust know i like his silver and his whole deal#have such a softspot n bias for characters who dont settle anywhere. who never lay down their roots or whatever. who keep their past secret#like oughh hes hitting so many marks#i like hawthorne a lot. hes more developed in my head. and also i like his dead look and hair bows. i have so many ideas abt him man it hur#i promised myself i wouldnt make a new save file til i reached y2 w rory but apperantly errols bday is cursed bc the game has frozen twice#sorry if you read all of these tags. go to my askbox w fom stuff or smth. ask abt my farmers plsplspls pl s jk haha unless. maybe even#gimme drawing reqs for fom in general. ok tyvm ly sorry for yapping. its what i do best
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How did I never hear this radio until the brawn doc hahahaha
#i love baby seb#hes like a kid who just learned curse words 🥹#its weird watching this bcs ig im so uses to radio censorship nowadays#that im like wow jfc they cursed so much back then!#but its probably pretty equal but the broadcasters have decided to be bitches abt it now#i wonder if its cause they subtitle it now#i dont rly know what the procedure is back then vs now abt how comms work and how they broadcast them#ahhhhhh ik this doc is abt brawn but wherever i see Seb im just clutching my chest like a proud mother#hilarious also to watch it w my dad bcs he is seriously the easiest person to sway in terms of driver favs/opinions#like Nando will always be his fav cause yay old man!#but i show him seb clips boom seb's his p2. and now watching this hes like 'yeah jenson is my 2nd fav'#why are you susceptible to propaganda LMFAO#i need to show him more seb ig...im always such a propagandist for him 🤭#sebastian vettel#f1#formula 1
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when did anons get nuked 😟
they wouldnt stop spoiling deadpool 3 and now i've seen it but kept anon off to prolong the punishment so they feel it
#sci speaks#i'm kind of glad i have anon off at the moment. i know i'd be getting so many bad deadpool takes in there right now.#im seeing so many bad deadpool takes on the internet at large right now#i hate when i bad piece of deadpool or spider-man media is released because i go through the inevitable motions of#“they dont know them like i do” and i hate being like that#i think its a curse having hyperfixations that are so high profile but only because of like. bad movie adaptations.#they're otherwise obscure. and with wade wilson who has. so few actually good adaptations actually. its nearly impossible to find#a good faith deadpool fan who doesnt just like him because hahaehehe he says fuck in the movie#did you hear that he said fuck! thats so smart and subversive because usualy... superhero dont say fuck.
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the way gojo's voice drops haunts me to this day
#f.txt#WHY ARE U WHISPERING SEDUCTIVELY INTO HIS EAR#AND ACCENTUATED BY THAT EAR TOUCH OOOOOOHH SATORU IM GONNA KILL U#let the man be!!!!!!!!!! he's been waiting 30 years for this!!!!!#jjk#sukugo#satoru sees a strong curse and immediately starts lubricating#one thing about me is i've watched ep2 of jjk so many times i have the entirety of it memorized#not like i dont have most of s1 memorized jsfshd#but ep2 i know it with excruciating detail. the tone changes of every character's voice. everything#and this part is my most replayed#what is one to do when this used to be the only sukugo interaction i had
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@apricotzel and I have been rping together as versions of our Rahadins, and his version of the man has a chokehold on my brain (:
#rahadin#digital art#art#curse of strahd#dungeons and dragons#character art#rahadin cos#apricotzel#not my character#the two Rahadins have wildly different ways of coping with their situations and they bounce of each other in such a fascinating way (:#man who forgets everything has a conversation with a man who won't let himself forget#its everything to me#going to gush for a sec now about the art#I dont normally draw braids but im quite happy with how it turned out this time (: the flyaways in particular (:#i need to include them more (:
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Many things were used to describe the mad hermit of Amaurot: a drunkard, degenerate, cynical, and even monstrous by those who stirred trouble for the newly appointed Azem. But nothing could prepare Emet-Selch for what he would see for himself, when offered a chance to meet the Sun's Shadow.
#ffxiv#ancients#endwalker spoilers#emet selch#lahabrea#azem#azem oc#apollo#dionysus#hemitheos dionysus because I like the thought that anyone with soul sight will look at him#and they get to be jumpscared by what i like to personally imagine as a winged embodiment of void or the abyss#I would say the moon but within the context of FFXIV the moon isnt actually a normal astral body#though like azem/apollo and the role of the sun#I write dionysus to be the astrological moon#a character who represents the subconscious and the self- who often sees and brings out the worst in those around him#how I basically describe as being around him will break you to your barest so you can remake yourself into something better than before#unfortunately for the convocation he is also an antithesis to their ways and their biggest critic- out of love- funnily enough#also dont mind the idea that magic (especially creation magic) is so deeply ingrained that the idea of manual work is surprising to people#dionysus has to constantly use his aether to suppress his power he's either doing things by hand or sleeping#ancient zenos does not get to escape the sleepy curse#weird vintner in the mountains found lounging off in the middle of his vineyard#emet expecting dion to be the problem out of the duo until he realizes that /apollo/ is the overprotective cryptic and chaotic weirdo#with the power to stop an active volcano#and dion is the chill and collected hardworking man who despite everything is more human than most#tbh this was mostly inspired by the scenes with thordan and varis and how they react to WoL and Zenos in those moments#for dion/zenos it is their being while on the flip side for WoL/Azem it is their choices and the expression of such choices
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bro the feminine wiles aren’t even a joke like. im with that anon who thought hellfire gala charles was a woman when they first saw him bc same, that design is insaaaane (/pos). how could u not think that when u see it lmfao. idk whose choice it was to give him a corset but the hourglass figure + female coded jawline combo do not lie. i saw it on pinterest and i was like ohhh don’t lie to me i know an anime girl when i see one- WAIT PROFESSOR X????
and that’s not even to mention movieverse charles ofc. we’ve all seen james mcavoy and his big sparkly kawaii anime eyes, i shouldn’t have to say it. charles xavier is never beating the allegations, i fear
gonna need this ask hung in the louvre i fear
#fave#snap chats#i think you fully had me at 'big sparkly kawaii anime eyes' like TRUE but vjlKJLKVJAKL#i got this ask while i was out getting sushi with my brother and when i say i was near losing it in our lil booth ajvlkeaklj#female coded jawline is INSANE thats just his face 😭😭😭#the hellfire gala outfit does give off like. Space Girl energy though im not gonna even lie. i think its the halo#and corset /who gave him a corset/ like im the last man to criticize another man wearing a corset i promise#but bold decision to do so right in front of my eyeballs#the princessification of charles xavier needs to be studied im so serious when did this start#i really do think its just the cat suit outfits cause when he's got a suit its different#though.. i was gonna lie but even with the beard he still pretty in FoX#and ill be tbh im still mixed on the beard look like for starters youve reminded me he's blonde and i still think thats illegal#and yet .... his beautiful eyes distract me all the same. like whatever you want bbg you can look like a viking if you want#charles xavier having hair is cursed in general bar the movies and because of that i can only imagine him brunette#but he is my problematic wife so ill love him regardless#it'll be very hard to when he has a terrible brad pitt cut in one universe and wears wigs in the other but thats what loves about#anyway hope everyone had a lovely halloween !! i watched all of S1 of xmen evolution with my bro :)#also if i threw together a quick charles costume then you have no proof of that and esp dont ask our sushi waiter mk thanks#ended the night playing a bit of shadow gen .. if i cried a lil no i didnt thats between me and god ....
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man i really wish people would stop blaming demise for ganondorf being 'evil'
do you really think ganondorf being merely a puppet of an old, long dead and forgotten god of death is more compelling than him doing what he does bc he has other reasons we never get to see bc hes supposed to be an unquestionbly purely evil villain? (and lets ignore that opposing hyrules royal family is basically akin to being purely evil couhg couhg sheikah-yiga cough)
(aside from that it implies that demise is the source of all evil for no reason so its really just shifting the blame to yet another blankly evil character ... )
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondorf#demise#maybe im reading it wrong#but when i see comments like -man i wish ganondorf was free of demises curse-#its just sounds like .... so you want to shift the role of pure evil for no reason to a character you care less about#k#dont get me wrong i do want gan to have more nuance and i even think there are interesting ways to make him 'good'#but that would need to change so much of the franchises basic structure it will never happen lmao
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Hear me out, Ezekiel with ptsd but he refuses to call it anything other than "the curse" and WILL NOT elaborate
The other librarians and eve and jenkins are unaware of the ptsd and are extremely concerned about this "curse" he will sometimes mention having and then immediately moves on from, refusing to explain himself no matter how hard they try
#“yeah haha just the curse acting up” “EZEKIEL'S CURSED!?!?!?”#“YOURE CURSED!?!? SINCE WHEN?!” “Well#it all started when i was#like#9 but we dont have time to get into allat“#ezekiel jones#ptsd#complex ptsd#probably mi6 related or something about living on the streets#probably just all of the tragic things that have happened to him combined actually#hes really good at hiding the symptoms of course#poor ezekiel#someone save my man#the librarians#librarians
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You're telling me. You're telling me. That David Lister. DAVE LISTER. stopped Rimmer from committing suicide. (Because that's LITERALLY WHAT THAT WAS. HE WAS GONNA UNPLUG HIMSELF and DIE.) he stopped him from committing suicide by. Comparing him to moonlight. Fucking MOONLIGHT. what the fuck what the fuck‽‽‽‽‽‽ AND IT WORKED‽‽‽‽‽
#sorry im just floored right now i need a minute#been thinking about this all day and i still cant comprehend#red dwarf#arnold rimmer#david lister#arnold j rimmer#whats their ship name i forgot someone help me out#rimmer x lister#the promised land#red dwarf the promised land#red dwarf spoilers#moonlight#omfg what the fuck i just thought about it again#thats such a normal dude bro thing to say to a guy that you definatly dont like at all man#jesus#christ#im CRYING#blorbos#blorbo#if they werent blorbos before they sure as hell are now#red dwarf fandom#tw sui talk#tw cursing
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ive had enough of this dude
#you ever dont like a drawing all that much but youve spent too much time on it not to post it#WELL THIS IS THE CASE HERE. I HOPE HE EXPLODES. HE PUT A BLONDE MAN CURSE ON ME !!!!!!!!#alien stage#alnst#luka alien stage#luka alnst
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Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
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Content Warning(s): some angst, leona being emo lol
Character(s): GN!Reader(no pronouns mentioned), Leona Kingscholar
Authors Notes: Hello all, I am not dead, just busy :] Life update, started uni so I've been busy with that, also, bit off more than I could chew so I burned out HARD. Genuinely lost motivation to write. But I do want to get back into the flow of writing. I'll try and fulfill requests(esp the ones sitting in my inbox, sorry to everyone who sent me requests before im not ignoring you i swear 💀) when I can but theres no guarantee. I wanna write what I can and what I want to and atm its Leona :]]. Please enjoy LMAO
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Leona couldn't remember the last time he had felt the warmth of another.
Moonlight filters through the open balcony of his room, a gentle breeze causing the curtains to sway slightly. He can feel your hands curled around his waist, his tail wrapped around your leg respectively. He stares at you, watching your chest rise and fall slowly, your soft snores seemingly filling up the room.
Silly Herbivore. He muses, brushing a stray strand of hair out of your face, tucking it behind your ear. You're so vulnerable, nestled against his chest. Wholeheartedly clinging onto him as if you were afraid he'd disappear. As he stares at you, he can't help the slight bitterness that wells up in his throat.
Why did you choose him out of everyone? Out of pity? He's never been good enough. The elders and servants back home made that quite obvious enough. He almost laughs out loud at the thought. He would never be good enough, would never be anyone's first choice, and would never put in enough effort because he was just too damn lazy.
A worthless, selfish, arrogant, too prideful for his own good, lazy, a good-for-nothing second prince who will never amount to anything.
Does he even deserve you?
Your slight movements startle him out of his thoughts as he stares down at you, blinking up at him with bleary eyes.
"Leona?" You mumble, rubbing your eyes. "Can't sleep? That's unusual," you tease him, shooting him a sleepy grin. Unwittingly, Leona feels the edges of his lips quirk up, "I was planning on it, until you started squirming around," he huffed. You study his face, a frown marring your features. Leona pokes your brow where it's creased, chuckling slightly, "Don't do that, your face will get stuck like that." You scowl at him, "I'm not a kid," you grumble, "Besides you have that look on your face and I'm worried about you."
Leona stares at you, an eyebrow raised, "Mind elaborating on what 'that look' means." You sit up so that you're face to face with him. "You know, that look! When you get all broody and emo, and all 'oh my sevens im so angsty grr'. That look." Leona wrinkles his nose at your wording, "Very funny Herbivore." You continue to stare at him, concern causes your brow to crease even more.
"Leona, what's wrong? I can tell something's up with you. I know you don't like opening up, and that's fine, but you know I'm here for you, right?" You reach over, taking his hand in yours and giving it a gentle squeeze. Leona's breath hitches in his throat for a second, he finds himself shutting his eyes for a moment. When he opens them again, he finds your gaze trained on his.
Not looking away from him, holding his gaze unwaveringly. Genuine sincerity in your eyes.
"Leona." His ears twitch at the sound of his name being called. Your voice is firm, to get his attention, but soft enough that he doesn't feel the urge to flinch away. He sighs, feeling that you wouldn't let this matter go easily.
"I know you are. If you want the truth, no I'm not fine." Leona grimaces, this feeling of opening himself up was foreign to him. "I'm far from fine. I'm just.....what did I do to deserve you?" His voice breaks a little at the last part, but he continues. "I'm worthless, selfish, arrogant, too prideful for my own good, lazy, a good-for-nothing second prince who will never amount to anything. Compared to Farena or that damned lizard Malleus, I'm nothing. I have nothing. I will never be anything more because I will always be overshadowed by people like them." He takes a second to collect his thoughts before continuing. "I've always had to work hard to earn my keep only for everything to crumble like sand. All my hard work amounting to nothing because someone just so happens to be lucky enough to just be better." His ears flatten against his head out of irritation.
You listen to his words, staying silent. You give him a moment to catch his breath before hesitantly reaching over, pressing a hand to his cheek. Leona flinches, but then leans into your touch after a brief second. "Hey...look at me," you nudge his face so that he's staring at you.
"Look, I will admit you can be selfish, hell sometimes kind of a dick. You irritate me and sometimes I want to strangle you cause you won't let me get to class on time because you won't get off me." You pause, before continuing, "But you are not worthless. And you're not a good-for-nothing second prince. I love you, faults and all. You, Leona Kingscholar, are the best damn thing that has ever happened to me okay? I would go to hell and back for your stinky ass." Leona laughs softly at your nickname for him, leaning more into your hand. "You are worthy. I didn't choose to love you because I felt pity for you, I love you because of who you are. You say that all your hard work crumbles to sand? I've seen you pick yourself back up again. You're passionate about what you're interested in, and even if you won't outwardly say it, I know you care. You're not a saint by any means, far from it. But that's what I love about you. You're flawed and imperfect, and I say that's better than some perfect curated image of who you're supposed to be." You poke his chest to emphasize your point.
"So don't you ever question why I love you okay?" Your thumb brushes over the scar over his left eye, pressing a soft kiss to his eyelid. His eyelashes tickle your face as you do so. "I love you, scars and all. And I'll say it as many times as I need to."
Leona stares at you, a mix of emotions in his gaze. He clears his throat, his tail tugging you closer to him. "Fuck...that was hot," he smirks, leaning in, his nose brushing against yours. "Seriously? I give you this long speech and thats what you have to say?" You roll your eyes playfully, smacking his shoulder lightly. Leona's laughter rumbles in his throat as a hand gently holds onto the back of your neck, pulling you in for a kiss. Despite his rough exterior, his kisses are gentle, his lips molding against yours. His other hand finds its way to your waist, holding you in place as you straddle his hips.
The two of you part for air, small gasps can be heard between you. You wrap your arms around his neck as you settle next to him, head nestled in his neck. Leona adjusts his position into a more comfortable one, his chin resting against the top of your head. The two of you lay in silence, the only audible sound being the occasional breeze that ruffles the curtains. Slowly you find yourself falling into the embrace of sleep.
"Herbivore?" You hear his voice above you. "Mhmm?" you mumble sleepily, feeling your eyes drooping.
"....I love you." You smile, hearing his words, before drifting off.
Ensuring that you're asleep, Leona leans over, kissing your forehead, watching your sleeping face. "....Thank you for being in my life.....and for not giving up on me," he whispers, before settling against you and drifting off himself.
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#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#disney twisted wonderland#ashers writing#twisted wonderland imagines#twst x reader#disney twst#leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar x reader#leona kingscholar twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar x you#YALL DONT UNDERSTAND THE CHOKEHOLD THIS MAN HAS ON ME#I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH#IF HE WAS A CHEW TOY I WOULD THROW HIM AROUND(affectionate)#GRRR CURSE YOU LEONA KINGSCHOLAR#anyways im not dead guys hello#im so normal about him
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