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tumblr year in review

I posted 5,061 times in 2021

63 posts created (1%)

4998 posts reblogged (99%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 79.3 posts.

I added 48 tags in 2021

#gnome post - 33 posts

#neuralblender - 3 posts

#long post - 2 posts

#spotify - 2 posts

#pog - 2 posts

#neuralblender tw - 2 posts

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My Top Posts in 2021

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1 notes • Posted 2021-11-06 04:22:24 GMT

#4

I’m just curious so I hope this isn’t weird, I’ve noticed you tend to reblog personal posts from a couple specific people. I don’t see a problem with it per se, I just want to know why? The posts don’t really have to do with you at all

lmao, ya think that i have any clue as to why i do stuff?

1 notes • Posted 2021-07-24 05:14:07 GMT

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you ever just like so many posts that tumblr just. doesn't let you like any more?

i've done that so many damn times

the daily like limit is 1000

1 notes • Posted 2021-07-21 15:26:42 GMT

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who the hell is luca

1 notes • Posted 2021-06-22 11:23:06 GMT

#1

every copypasta i have in my copypasta text file

warning: there's a lot

steve harvey breaking down in tears when he realizes the bomb next to him can not be disarmed

Aah the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The no one? I always- I always order the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepeloni. I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I like pepeloni. I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan. How can I explain? I can explain by my drawing. I always, order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza. And then I order, when I order pepeloni the ear, it always have the pepeloni on the top. But I pick up this, Away! Because I don't eat it!

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch

I will NOT hesitate to call the police if someone with a piercing or tattoos tries to speak to me. I dont care if you are poor and need money. I don't care if you're religious. I don't care if you have children. There is NO WAY you can be conservative and have a piercing. It's impossible. I'm keeping my children away from you, and that's just my opinion. To me, piercings and are one of the lowest signs of attention seeking.. that and tattoos. What makes someone want to mutilate their body for aesthetics is beyond me. People need to love themselves. I would never date someone who would do that. Definitely insecure. Not only that but good luck getting a job. Love yourself.

why do we need war crimes if everyone is dying are you trying to tell me that i cant cock and ball torture the guy who blew my friends brains out with a RPG if everyone is dying around me i have to use little Billy as a shield i mean come on little Billy is gonna become hitler and i am about to kill someone are you telling me i cant do that well fuck you let me kill Billy

Tomorrow begins pride month, thirty days where being straight is illegal. This is heterophobia at it's finest, folks. Joe Biden is going to round up all us normal folks and put us into re-eductation camps to turn the men into femboys and the women into lipstick lesbians. Just the other day I caught myself looking too long at Bradley Cooper. It's insidious, it gets into all of us. Remember: The Gay Agenda must be stopped. If they had their way, we'd be listening to Girl In Red and dressing up like the cast of What We Do in The Shadows.

After getting home from a hard day of work I decided to spend some time on "Among Us". I booted up the game from steam, navigating my library filled with furry porn games and booted up the game at the bottom of the list. As soon as I loaded into the game I entered a public match and picked blue as my character since red was taken. When the game started I saw I was a crewmate. Most of my tasks were in electrical so I went into electrical when I saw red vent. The next thing I saw was the murder animation, red killing me. I was enraged by this and grabbed a knife from the kitchen. I stabbed my wife in the chest until she died. Later that day after hiding in my bedroom I was arrested. At the court case I pleaded innocent saying "My wife was kinda sus" the judge responded with "YOU'RE SUS!" and gave me 50 years in prison

Now draw her talking to that person about personal goals and things they aspire and achieve in life, and becoming good friends in the process. Always good to have a friend eh? At least then she won't be disgusted by his actions because they would be friends. A win on all sides. Truly a monumental dub. A historical victory. An excellent win. A perfect moment were society isn't simp, more crouch crouch kc wholesome momento complitacion numero tres. As Obama once said, "clear eyed, we can still understand that there will be war, and still strive for peace," he was saying this because he was secretly the among us impostor confirmed. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. You could be sus too, but im heading out now. They have become friends and they trust each other yesyes. What are you doing with that knife Obama?

That’s rich...coming from someone that literally rolled over and pissed all over your bellies while your ’government’ ruled their subjects by diktat. In the 90s, I was flying relief aid into Rwanda. Today, I laugh at the insular fools like you that believe you have a clue about the real world.

H-hi (> u <) I'm a new kid ^^ * blushes * I like to make friends> //// <nobody talks to me in real life u / n / u because they say children with deeck @ o @ / We shouldn't wear little skirts: 33 but actually I do feel like a girl> // u // <* get excited * M-I like men * hides in his plush *> //// <because men have deeck delicious nam yum (^ o ^) although sometimes they hurt my little eye and leave it full of cum nomi nomi (> w <) * masturbates * i-I hope to find new friends who treat me well: 33 A-bye (> w <) * slips with his pre-seminal fluid and breaks his neck *

I believe Gumball is getting the best head because of the simple fact that penny can change her throat and tongue to a material/texture and give Gumball sloppy toppy that will get him floating. To support my argument, Richard and Darwin are getting sub par head and here's why. Nicole is a cat and we all know the basic fact that cat's tongues are rough so they can clean themselves more effectively, this in turn devalues Richard's head as he is getting that sandpaper head, which could make his dick get scratched up. Darwin on the other hand is getting head from a literal ghost, a dead person if you will, and many people who have experienced a ghost/paranormal being describe it as being cold or freezing, therefore, Darwin cannot be getting as good head as Gumball due to ghost being usually very cold and cold making dicks shriveled up. Thank you for your time.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on tiktok send me memes, on discord its fuckin memes, I was in a server, right? And ALL the channels were just among us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and I flipped the logo and I said, "hey babe, when the underwear is sus" HAHA! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING! I fuckin looked at a trash can, I go "thats a bit sussy" I look at the tip of my penis, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go "Penis, more like peen-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Keep your brain alive enough to feel a few more seconds of what that guy went through.. Idk. I feel like if that were about to happen to me I would want a little eject button so I can launch my brain out of my skull. Bonus points if my brain explodes like a firework 🎆 while spraying my coworkers with red, white and blue glitter and candy while 'Firework' by Katy Perry plays in the background. Also, if I worked at a lathe like this guy I'd swallow a zip lock bag filled with shards of mdma, tabs of l.s.d and some stanky pre rolled kush so instead of a sad workplace accident it turns into an instant rave, everyone gets the day off and smokes weed around my piñata body while listening to some funky tunes. I watch them in spirit form until they're high enough from the acid to see the floating magical orb i've become and we all laugh as 'Steve' shakes and cries in the corner, he's having a literal nervous breakdown.. His wife left him and took the kids and he's been sleeping at a sleazy motel for 6 weeks now. He hasn't eaten or slept in as long as he can remember and as a result has become gaunt and pale and is addicted to meth.. It has weakened his spiritual resilience.. I see an opening and float my astral form into his asshole as he farts. "What? It's supposed to go out, why did it feel like my fart went - .. I feel.. I fee- AHHAAAAH MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M BACK! I HAVE POSESSED STEVE AND DON'T HAVE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS IN THIS BODY. You're all... YOU'RE ALL FUCKED NOW! I'VE POSESSED STEVE AND AM GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEADS OFF, CHARLIE WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET CLEAN THE LATHE! PATRICK, a little fucking slow with that SAFETY SHUT OFF, HUH?! JACKING IT IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN? that's fine, Pat, hey there don't worry. Accidents happen and this could've happened to any of us, i'm not going to kill you.. Might have to RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT DEEP INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE THOUGH!"

If you are worthy of an INTJ's time, please keep a few things in mind. Most of us (INTJs) have spent our entire lives honing our skills of people watching. We mentally document everything there is to document about a person. We study you. We can’t help it. It is just who we are. We watch how you do things, how you interact with others, how you speak, how you dress, how you carry yourself, how you respond to certain situations and scenarios all the while, documenting your facial expressions, micro expressions, mannerisms, habits, quirks, you name it. If any of these items are out of whack, not inline with our own morals and codes, we write you off immediately or set up boundaries that keep the toxicity at bay. Traits like these are why it is nearly impossible to lie to an INTJ. Between our ridiculously on-point intuition and our way of noticing when even the smallest of details have changed or are “off”, we can usually pin point exactly what type of questions to start asking. This is the real reason we do not have a ton of friends or even care to have a ton of friends. It's too time consuming to do this with people and most people’s actions don’t match their words anyway. It’s sad to say, but most people are fake to some extent and we’re pros at picking up on that behavior and not wasting our time with you. So if you do get the chance to meet an INTJ in the wild and manage to grab its attention, please just remember to be your true, authentic self. Let us see the real you and you will probably manage to gain a friend for life. There is NO NEED to try and be someone you are not. Remember, we are memorizing everything there is to memorize about you and we can’t help it. If you are being fake in any way, you won’t be able to keep up the charade forever and the second your guard drops, we notice the inconsistency, and it’s game over.

In Peppa pig, there are multiple animals that can talk and walk and work in a functional society. But what about Mr.Potato? He's a walking cowboy potato and so is his wife. There's also Queen Elizabeth whos the only actual human that we've seen. Do I smell manipulation of the animal society to be her slaves to bring back and the empire she once lost? o

Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson went on a rock dig in North Carolina. While walking along a small ridge, the rocks have way and he went tumbling down the mountain. The ROCK was not hurt! However, he suffered cuts and bruises from rolling 125m from the top of the ridge to the creek below. How long was his harrowing journey if he rolled for an average velocity of 5m/s?

Damnit bob, these god damned mother fucking hunter mains in crucible just spam stasis. I am so so very sick of this shit. All I do is spawn in, run five fucking feet, get frozen, and then they fucking one shot me with their god damn shotgun. It doesn't end, I cannot take it any more!

The image I'm looking for features an anthro female green (crocodile? Alligator? T-Rex? Unsure) standing leaning against a tree, masturbating, facing towards the camera. I distinctly remember her looking angry. I also believe she was on either the left side of the image or in the centre.

Oh, you want me to shut up? I’ll shut up. I’m so good at shutting up, you wouldn’t even believe it. In fact, I’m the best at shutting up. You really want me to shut up, so here I go. 3 2 1. There, I’ve shut up. I hope you’re happy that I’ve shut up, cause it took no effort for me to shut up. See, I told you I was the best at shutting up, and you didn’t believe I was the best at shutting up, did you? Well, goes to show that I can shut up whenever I want. I’m perfectly shut up and I’m gonna stay that way. You don’t have to worry about me speaking anymore cause I’m shut up now. This is what you wanted, after all. For me to shut up. And everyone knows that I am the best at shutting up in the entire world. In fact, I’m so good at shutting up, that I’ve won critical acclaim for being able to just shut the hell up. I’ve won so many awards for shutting up, in fact, that I have a whole house dedicated to storing my awards. It has sound-proofing of course, just to help shut up anyone who visits so that maybe, one day, they can be like me and just shut up. I actually converted it into a museum, where I charge people fifty cents to come and see my shutting up awards. It’s really quite profitable. But anyway, back to the topic at hand, yes. I have, in fact, shut up.

I'm going to be extremely honest here: I'm dangerously obsessed with Zack Snyder. It all started back when Zack released his films "Watchmen", "Sucker Punch" and "Man Of Steel", followed by the fateful interview detailing how Batman could get raped in prison, and it has only gotten worse, oh ho ho, SO much worse, since then. But it didn't start that way, in fact it most likely started much like your experience. I watched and enjoyed the film "Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice" thoroughly and went on with my day. But that would be the last truly normal day of my life. The signs started cropping up. I started subconsciously saying "Tell that to Zod's Snapped Neck!" and "Save Martha!" whenever i saw someone discussing the DCEU. I compulsively would stare at pictures of Zack Snyder, even downloading them. But it was not enough. I started doing half jobs with a full smile. In every game where my character was customizable, I felt compelled to turn myself into Zack Snyder. I changed my desktop picture and all my application icons to images of Zack Snyder. Every passing day--every minute that went by!--I felt my obsession dig itself deeper. Pictures of Jesus started appearing all over my house. I even got myself a membership with Turkish Airlines. I understand Zack's feeling of obsession proclaimed in his films. I understand Zack as a human completely now. His fellow obsession with Batman killing (WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE) has linked our minds, but that leaves me with but one question--where is Zack? It makes me violently angry, I feel cheated--does he care not for the union of minds? Or perhaps he looks over us, as some kind of benign watcher? I cannot say. Only Zack can. Zack has all the answers now. I am currently tracking him down. When I was first self-aware enough to realize my descent, I blamed it on demons, or some other external force. I see now that it is only myself. I am the demon. I have now finally tracked down Zack. I have no plan but to fly to him, and beg him to let me live with him forever...and RESTORE THE SNYDERVERSE.

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

7 years olds are not typical able to grasp the concept of human existence being older than 2021 years. This meme cannot be a real event that hypothetically happened. Therefore, it is false and spreading false news intended to make Donald J Trump. (The 45th president) look like he is of lower intellectual capacity. This is done by the meme depicting Donald J. Trump saying quote “Don’t ever use the word smart with me) which is inferring that Donald J Trump thinks that he is smart for learning A language in 6 months, whist taking humanity thousands of years. This just isn’t true. Donald J Trump hasn’t once braved about learning the English language. So in conclusion, your just another idiotic liberal hippie commie who hates white people.

THE MESSIAH WILL BE VICTORIOUS! THE ANTICHRIST WILL FAIL! THE VATICAN WILL BURN! BLACKROCK, THE WORLD BANK, THE SLAVEMASTER WILL ALL FALL! THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES YOU CALL KINGDOMS WILL BURN! EVEN IF I DIE, LIKE A MILLION ARROWS WE WILL FLY! IN GOD I WILL BE REBORN! THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED! HOLY, HOLY, HOLY IS THE LORD!

holy fuck i am banning shaco every game from now on no matter what, this champ is so fucking disgusting it hurts me in real life like i actually want to shoot myself when i have to face this godamn champion. he can go support and ruin my lane then be a fuck all game or he can be jungle and just have omnipressure around the map because he moves so godamn fast its like he is teleporting to godamn lanes. fuck shaco

Guys! Today, I'm here to annoy people in chatrooms. Why? I. D. K. Do NOT ask. I just want everyone to fake laugh with me. I'm lonely. Ladies. You got me! A gentle scammer I ask for your Email. You say yes. Then I... LAUGH DAMN IT! Lotuspot is a member of the Plant Firearms Club. To show his identity, he made himself like a revolver in a barber. Satisfied with his look, he decided to show it to his brother, Lily Pad. Just at the moment he was about to go back, he unintentionally saw the television broadcasting the new of Monk Zombie Invasion in Kongfu World. Witnessed the top of those monk zombies, he suddenly got a feeling not wanting to go out anymore... I HAVE CRACKED THE CODE, FAKE GAMERS! I HAVE ALL OF THE RECIPES! Now, I've distracted you. I got everything you love. I'll leak your search history! HA HEH HE HO! You're on your computer. What to do? What to do? Ah! look up memes. Then, you find funny meme and... All copypastas vanish. Bye.

Dude, I guarantee I’m just as big of a stoner as you. I literally have dabs waiting for me at home too. So from one stoner to another, please shut up. These posts are embarrassing and stupid. You don’t eat weed (and don’t even think about bringing up edibles because that’s not what you posted) and it’s not flavortown. This is a food group, not a weed group. I’m sorry that smoking weed is the only interesting personality trait you have, but that doesn’t mean everyone wants to hear about it. We don’t. Please do us all a favor and stop talking, stop making us look like idiots that talk about nothing but weed, and most importantly stop being cringe.

Amogus 34 ways to amogus 1: ingest amogus 2: smoke amogus 3: take Amogus up the ass 4: shove amogus in the cupboard 5: be sussy (instant amogus) 6: vent 7: be a red sussy Baka 8: like amogus cringe fanfiction 9: being red sussy impostor then be sus 10: eat a impostor with a fork 11: kill and vent in sussy electrical 12: play Amogus in China 13: [redacted] 14:[redacted] 15: [removed] 16: amogus hot sus 17: I am on drugs amogus amogus amogus amogus amogus 18: age of my [removed] 19: sexy amogus hot uwu sex 20: being amongus 21 A M O N G U S 22: when the German sus 23 agent hitler fbi arrests sussy Baka red sus 24: left the match 25: going to horny jail 26: being a dreamsexual 27: hot sus amogus sex 28: RED SUSSY RED SUSSY 29: bruh n balls 30: amogus makes my skin crawl 31: have amogus sex with impostor 32: lol hot sussy sussy sussy amogus amogus 33: AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS HOT SUS SUS SUS RED SUS SUS SUS 34: I lost a fuckton of braincells while fucking the impostor

Foolish mortal Jesus created the ACT to test his disciples, and with him scoring the first perfect 36. None of his disciples were smart enough to score a 36 so they all broke away and formed the cult that is Christianity. To honor their master that they couldn’t satisfy they continued to test new members. Thus the precedent for the afterlife was created. Righteousness? Good deeds? Morality? None of that matters before the eyes of the lord. Only those who reach the immaculate 36 shall see the pearly gates. All losers shall be sent to afterlife cram school where they shall study non stop until they can make the cut. This secret has been passed down for generations, and has been even more closely held than the fact that Epstein didn’t kill himself. In 1926 a group of Buddhists created the SAT (Sacrilegious Adventures Today) to steal away glory from the lord. Due to declining membership fees Christians allowed the ACT (All Christians Together) to be taken by lay people, to indoctrinate the youth, and for them to steal away the top talent. By making the test accessible to the masses god is able to test more people. Little do those who score a 36 know that they have sold their souls to the lord. As soon as their mortal coil stops twitching they will be thrown into research facilities studying the top pressing issues such as did Bush do 9/11 and are traps gay? You think Jesus couldn’t get a 36 on the ACT? He set the precedent. Now we are all trapped in the world’s largest Ponzi scheme.

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