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The dogs on my street are going fucking mental today. So im assuming a Terminator is around.
#loud as fuck#my neighbours leave there dog alone and it just howls and barks all day#id literally go and spend time with it for them if they wanted#because the noise is unbearably#i dont blame the dog#terminator
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hey treebarkers is this anything
#I tried to channel how they would draw themselves thank you for your time#dont blame me blame my two devil advocates for not stopping me#treebark#fuck it#also with martyn. Dont forget about the big dogs#You KNOW he would draw sparklewolf sonas of himself YOU KNOW he would and he'd draw one for Jimmy too#shak's shitpost
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If I have to see one more fucking post where curly mouthwashing has those stupid fucking pet buttons I'm gonna end up on the news
Yall know AAC Devices exist right?? Yall know there's eyetrackers and software that makes it possible to type just by looking at a keyboard on a screen right??? Yall know these things are all for humans so that you don't have to give a disabled character some shitty buttons made for fucking animals RIGHT!?!?
I am begging yall to do one fucking google search like "ways to communicate without talking for disabled people" before degrading a grown ass man to the level of a dog.
#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#the fandomization of this game was a mistake#i blame gaming youtubers#like as you can tell from my post#im all about accessibility#but i fucking wish mouthwashing had a higher barrier to entry#like how pathologic has purposefully difficult prose#so you really gotta sit with it and chew if you wanna play the game#not that patho escaped fandomification because of its obtuseness#but at least you dont see plague victims or worms from that game with fucking DOG BUTTONS#also the software i mentioned is called Optikey#its got tons of different functions and supports most low cost eye trackers#i looked into it when my fingers hurt so bad i couldn't type anymore#didn't end up using it cause i got OT finger braces and a mechanical keyboard#which worked for me#ive also been informed some people are calling curly “it”#will the jimmy behavior ever cease
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Chuuya’s grief and loyalty to people going hand-in-hand to violence on those who take them from their hard-earned lives
#he’s suffered more than jesus christ#i dont meant to victim blame but like. chuuya.#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#shitpost#chuuya nakahara#bsd dead apple#bsd stormbringer
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One thing that will forever bug me about Jiang Fengmian:
Why the hell didn't he just fence off an area of Lotus pier and keep Jiang Cheng's dogs there??? I'm pretty sure that manner is big enough you could set things up so wwx and the dogs never have to see each other and jc could still keep his puppies
#mdzs#jiang cheng#jiang fengmain critical#is it cuz he favored wwx over his own son? ya probably#usual disclaimer: no i am not blaming wwx for any of this#i understand this plot point as a reader but i dont understand it as a person#let jc have his dogs god damn it
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i can never figure out the "who fell first, who fell harder" question for suegiku. all of it makes sense at once and i can't explain why.
for one, tecchou falling first just sort of works. he realizes far too late into their partnership that he's got feelings, and he knows there's no way jouno would reciprocate. jouno hates his guts, and he knows that, so he does some things that may show how much he cares (holding his breath when he's breathing too loud) but still does all of the other stuff he's always done that may get on his nerves (same color food combos, working out during meetings...) in hopes that maybe jouno will fall for him, and not some made-up version he created just for jouno.
then again, jouno could have also fallen first. he falls for tecchou, and denies it entirely, assuming that he knows tecchou would never fall for someone like him. he hides his feelings, even tries to push tecchou away, just because he knows--or thinks he knows--that tecchou wouldn't reciprocate.
tecchou falling harder would also just fit so well. he falls so hard, he doesn't even realize how much he cares until he loses jouno. until he has to put him above justice--his ideals--because he's gone. he needs to find him, and he knows he does, but he can't figure out why he cares so goddamn much.
jouno, on the other hand, would realize how hard he's fallen for tecchou. he'd grow used to tecchou's antics, to the point where there's an off feeling if he does something different, to the point he almost misses the bickering. he'd feel it, how much he knows he loves him, but it'd only be after something happens to him. he'd only realize just how much he cares when tecchou is in danger. when he might never see him again.
what do y'all think?
#im like scared to post this. this is awful 'analysis'#this is so shit i hate doing any analysis of anything but god they are On My Mind!#turns out i can kind of explain myself AHKJHASKJHas#also this was really lazily put together within the span of like 10 minutes so AKJAHSJKFHAJDF dont blame me if its absolutely awful#bsd#bungo sd#bungou sd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd spoilers#suegiku#saihiro#saigiku jouno#jouno saigiku#tecchou suehiro#suehiro tecchou#tecchou x jouno#jouno x tecchou#god i love them#xanthinks
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The only thing bigger than my ego is my obsession with bungou stray dogs
#chuuya nakahara#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#comic style#fanart#bungou stray dogs#arahabaki#i am obsessed#dont blame me#blame the autism
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I want this plushie so badd😭
(MIGHT make a Nikolai/Fyodor version soon)
#sigma#i feel so sigma!#/j#bsd sigma#sigma bsd#sigma bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bsd decay of angels#decay of angels#bsd art#bungo stray dogs fanart#is this fanart?#??? maybe#fanart#sigma fanart#idk how to tag lol#dont blame me#im new to tumblr#art#artists on tumblr#ladyvenusss
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OMG I CAN DO PICS WAIT LEMME SHOW YOU THIS SOAP ATTEMPT
IS TUMBLR NOT BROKEN ANYMORE?
but I did have a question I wanted to ask you before I saw that I was allowed to send pics in asks lol
can omegas claim their alphas? in one abo fic I've seen it happen, but it's like, if the alpha allows it (which is rarely)
Omg he looks amazing 🤩!!! I've been getting a lot of photos today so I hope so 🤔 we'll see tomorrow
I mean, they can in a way. I touched on this in an earlier ask, but usually they mark by scent. That's how others can tell the alpha has an omega already. That, or it's pretty normal for an alpha to say so depending on the situation. Omegas can bite alphas, but it's not permanent like an alpha's bite (unless they really take a chunk out of them and scar them)
#reader definitely would try if john let her lmao#we know babygirl likes to bite#nom nom nom on her boys#chomp all over them#i dont blame her#i'd suck on their fingers like popsicles#chew on them like a dog chews on its toy#i have a problem#answered#queue 06
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tim going from "jason gave his life for this uniform" to "jason was reckless and got himself killed" over the years would have been SUCH a fascinating character development if it had been done like. On purpose abd not just as part of the greater victim blaming narrative retcon lol
#one of these days i will do a canon rewrite and then you will realize.#but also like#titans tower + that one arc in robin + bftc rewrites where tim is expecting jason to be ummmmmm#well. bruce and dick have told him a lot about jason over the years#and absolutely all of it contributes to tim becoming very friendly with the floor#(<- dont blame dickie bruce forgor to introduce the new dog to him through the door and their relationship didnt have time to recover b4+#jason fucking DIED)#dc#jaytim#yeah this is a ship post. they r cosmically intertwined in all my posts. hope this helps#text#timothy jackson goodtimes drake#jaytim text#tim text
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There is a lot of aesthetics from canon that I'll follow, but as long as I draw breath I will not allow Solas to wear that stupid ugly clipping fucking hat to the Winter Palace.
#never#there's no fucking way will he wear that hat i swear on my dog's life#i dont care that it has meaning its ugly as fuck#so are the inquisition outfits but thats something we need to fire Josie over#im also blaming her for the hat#which does not exist
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I know that the fandom wiki claims that Akutagawa and Gin have a healthy, loving sibling relationship, but I'm calling bullshit. There is no possible way that Gin doesn't have some kind of complex when their older brother who mutually cares for them is the most wanted man in the city, their direct superior at work, and has superpowers. The Akutagawa siblings have the emotional/mental healthiness of a pair of orphans who were taken in by the mafia at an early age, I cannot believe in a universe where Akutagawa and Gin's dynamic is one hundred percent positive.
I mean, their strained sibling relationship is the focal point of BEAST universe, is it really that hard to believe that they still have Serious Issues That Need To Be Worked Out in the main universe, where they're arguably in a worse situation, both being Port Mafia?
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd gin#akutagawa gin#akutagawa ryuunosuke#honestly#i blame the fandom impulse to make gin fill the 'supportive sibling' role when writing sskk together#which consequently gives gin a fairly unproblematic personality#guys gin is an orphan who became a child assassin#not to mention akutagawa is not Just a brother but the most wanted man in the city a direct superior and has superpowers#im not saying gin and ryuunosuke dont love and care for each other#but they have well established personality flaws and#for some reason people only apply said flaws to akutagawa#psst women can have personality issues too
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sorry for not posting on here lately i think im no longer mentally ill about sunny 😭😭😭 i still like it but in a normal way. maybe the fixation will cycle back in if the podcast ever comes back or a new season releases in a few years who knows lol
#i have so many fics i need to finish but i dont have the motivation to do it rn at all 😭😭 i blame rob tbh#keeping my sunny mental illness exlusively to b‘s fics which i will always go insane about#rip dog days i guess. does anyone still care about that one
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what covid really took away from us is homestuck. and having more than one cashier at a time in the grocery store.
#thinking back on what happened in 2020 with the homestuck staff what the fuck#no where in the rules it says a dog cant play basketball#i really truly dont want to blame it all on kate mitchell or one person in general so few things in this world r the fault of one person but#this is one of the times it really is basically the fault of one person....people would still hold any fondness in their hearts for#homestuck if it wasnt for the firebomb approach to dealing w fandom
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We have a @dandylittleman staying with us for a few days while his dads are at a conference! He's doing well so far, many things to snoof and explore in the house. Ella thinks he is a vile whippersnapper and should leave immediately
#smalldog#dandelion the dog#shes like i dont care for this young man#which is alao how she was abiut kiwi when he was a teen#maybe she just doesnt care for teenage boys? can we blame her. anyway#hes been here before but not since he was a puppy and not overnight
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You know a silly thing I want?
I think that Naomi and Gin should team up and be a non-superpowered version of Soukoku. They're already enemies via being on different sides but more than that....Naomi's intelligence and quick thinking + Gin's almost supernatural skill with knives? That's more soukoku-y than the more fighting-based partnership Akutagawa and Atsushi have.
But even more than that...they are both sisters to powerful members of their organisations, they are both the only significant character-based rather than author-based characters, and they both have that whole illusion/more than they seem thing going on. Also, IRL Akutagawa and IRL Tanizaki bickered or something about literature, didn't they?
Anyway, yeah...it would be cool to me to see them team up....
#its probably not gonna happen BUT IT SHOULD#they are the more fictional of all these fictional people#and partnering up to shake their world would honestly be symbolically cool#like the way characters kind of surpass their author in a sense...though that could also be orv brainrot speaking#and dont kill me for this but if we go by that...then akutagawa dying and then tanizaki dying...#death of the author anyone?#(yeah def orv brainrot infecting my bsd thoughts sorry)#idk i do absolutely love atsushi and weirdly think he deserves more despite being the mc...#...but i also VIOLENTLY want side characters like half of the agency and pm and guild to be explored more#anyway i blame tachiguin for their amazing tanizaki sibs metas#and also orv for the tags....#and yes with this post i am officially back on tumblr yay!#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd musings#bsd naomi#bsd gin#character analysis#anyway watch as i get attached to this silly desire
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