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i'm rewatching dollhouse and it reminds me of bleach only in that it has some of the best twists i've ever seen in a series and some of the worst twists i've ever seen in a series
#a lot of Evil All Alongs (in both)#some of them are really effective and shocking! some are just crazy bad and annoying!#rum.txt#i don't plan on liveblogging#but i just want everyone to know that i don't give two shits about ballard he is So boring and i don't like his face#my favorite characters are topher and dewitt#i don't really remember who i shipped besides victor/sierra#i think it was topher/saunders lol#i definitely like them right now and i remember The Twistđ
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imma be so real with you I did NOT care for all the cutesy ways they presented Vi and Cait's disbalanced social status in arc 3
#first off the parallel of cait arriving to let vi out of prison. but this time they ~have sex~. IN THE CELL THAT WAS UNJUSTLY HOLDING JINX#bitch why are you invoking THAT REALLY FUCKED UP SCENE right before such a milestone romance scene??? it's not cute??? JINX WAS JUST HERE#then the one thing cait tries to apologize for is MADDIE. GIRL. NO ONE CARES ABOUT MADDIE. WE CARE ABOUT HOW YOU KEPT DEMEANING#AND TORTURING ZAUNITES INCLUDING VI. but that isn't addressed bc vi needs to give her head. speaking of vi#VI WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL YOU ARE IN A PRISON CELL. REMEMBER HOW YOU WASTED 7 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE IN ONE#then the way jinx believes vi should be with cait as an alternative to staying with her simply because she is too fucked up while cait make#vi happy. i am sorry but show me where did jinx see cait makes vi happy. then the show just rolls with that and says ''yeah vi should be#forced to leave jinx behind and choose piltover. this is a happy ending for everyone.''#and finally ''i'm the dirt under your fingernails'' WHAT A DEPRESSING FUCKING FINAL NOTE TO LEAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ON.#a zaunite is literal DIRT under a ruling class piltie's fingernails. and it's cute and means they are gonna be together forever. HELLO????#i don't know WHAT that thing is but that thing is NOT MY OTP#arcane liveblog#arcane spoilers#it's like they were planning to write a fucked up tragic romance story. like they were PLANNING to make cait the bad guy. IT IS CRAZY#they weren't let's be clear. but s1 was so deep and yielded to analysis so well. meanwhile if you look any deeper than shallow into s2 you#get interpretations like THIS#''finally a lesbian couple with a happy ending'' YEAH IF YOU IGNORE CLASS. IF YOU IGNORE CLASS BASED OPPRESSION. CMON GUYS WE DESERVE BETTE
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hgcz liveblog time!
along with the playlist, hehe-- which has a strong start! hollow knight soundtrack my beloved, & "truth, beauty and hatred" is a very cinematic song in general, but that's mostly an aside. let's get into it!
cover is immediately gorgeous, and i love the foreward. stories & love are always a good place to start a project.
also a very good amount of cw at the top, some of them VERY intriguing đď¸ but like they have clearly done their homework irt keeping things safe for readers, which is nice!
aaaand i am immediately obsessed with the way they have incorporated hermitcraft-y puns into the worldbuilding from the ground floor. "threat control group" is rly good. maybe they can make a trading card game on the side. and scar being a former actor is SO funny. i hope he was on a bunch of trashy tv shows. can't wait to see what other fun stuff gets incorporated into the worldbuilding/plot aaa
and also very intrigued by the idea of villains As Well As heroes! obviously we know hotguy and cuteguy are going to be hugely important here, but i wonder who else will be out on the streets, for good or for ill....? and for that matter, whether we'll have a whole rogue's gallery of villains, or a single outstanding nemesis? much to consider
(also..... keeping an eye on that biohazard. Could Be A Good Number Of Things. is my money on sculk? maybe. but that's mostly bc i remember the mod team posting about being super excited about sculk a while back LMAO)
#hgcz spoilers#hgcz#i am planning to just reblog this one post instead of making a bunch of them btw bc i don't wanna clog the tag!#so liveblog updates will be in tha notes#my words#jorts reads hgcz
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ISAT is perfect for fandom activities, like it's got worldbuilding! It's got angst! It's got awesome characters and found family and banter! It's got ANGST! It has TIMELOOP! Did I mention the ANGST!
#I'm very much looking forward to writing fic you don't even know how much#I'm already planning one out actually#but I'm not going to start Just Yet because I want to finish the game first#I want to know how looping works and all the background and how the world works#if this was a serial like tv show or something I wouldn't even hesitate but since it's finished already I wanna know what I'm working with#before I start changing things :3#I've actually already updated the premise twice based on stuff I've learned#one minor change and one character revelation that made it so much more juicy :3#isat#starry time#<- starry time is mainly my liveblog tag but it's also going to be for my isat posts in general I think
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(2020 // 2024)
(Kinda) redraw of my old Xara and Stella fanart
#mcsm#my art#riverdraws#there's more sketches but I'm too scared to post them LMAO#back in 2020 I shipped Xara and Stella (no idea why) and I made a whole au with them#I don't really remember the premise other than they were traveling together idk#it was a fun au but I also havent watched/played s2 since 2017 lmao#so I don't really remember their personalities#I was planning on rewatching both s1 and s2 soon so maybe I'll draw more of these two :]#maybe I'll liveblog it too idk#anyways#xarella#mcsm xarella#xara/stella#xara mcsm#stella mcsm
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he was so terrified about his reputation getting ruined he stalked people involved in the case like that isn't already reputation ruiningÂ
#but he did a bunch of messed up shit so i guess after forgeing evidence and planning a murder it's free reign#ace attorney#apollo justice ace attorney#apollo justice trilogy#aa4#ajaa#ajt#aa4-4#turnabout succession#apollo justice#apollo justice spoliers#apollo justice trilogy spoilers#apollo justice ace attorney spoilers#aa4 spoilers#ajaa spoilers#ajt spoilers#aa4-4 spoilers#I don't put a liveblogging tag cuz I always post screenshots with the notes I write while playing after I finished all of the case :D
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bonanza (1959-73)
#watching the laura episodes. why did they give adam a literal lavender marriage arc#i was literally planning to write a fic about that but it was SO blatant with her i don't even feel like i have to#'i wasn't so much in love with laura as the idea of being married'#'i love you but not the way will loves you and not the way you love will'#HELLO??? can anyone hear me. that cowboy is literally gay#bonanza#liveblogging#my posts
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so probably against what should have been my better judgment, i went ahead and actually wrote âmetaâ, except itâs only borderline meta because it ends up veering off into crack theory territory and is also insanely long, but i figure since itâs now too long to be posted as a discord liveblog like it was supposed to be, i might as well just. post it here (in several parts because no one wants a 10k post lbr)
disclaimer: i like to be transparent about where iâm coming from, so just know that i have not finished reading all the books yet. currently iâm practically through everything, books and extras included, up until and including sand sea part III, so anything i talk about relating to that is my own reading experience. iâll sometimes reference later books iâve either read snippets of, or talked about with people who have (and verified the information as best as i could), but because i lack full context for those, any mentions of those elements are automatically grain of salt and relegated to crack theory. for everything i have read that i can grab quotes for, iâll be providing clear references to the specific chapters of the books theyâre from
also, blanket spoiler warning for the books
but that being said, let me actually get into this thing:
king shang of lu, the iron-masked gentleman, king mu of zhou, the queen mother of the west, how theyâre connected, who they might be, and what that could mean for the larger dmbj narrative
PART I: KING SHANG OF LU AND THE IRON-MASKED GENTLEMAN
writing this shaved years off of me, the rabbit-holing was insane, and thereâs still no clear answers in the end but welcome to the ride i guess
starting off here, the problem with these two characters is that we have conflicting information about them from three different sources that all give a different version of the same story, all of which are various degrees of dubious for different reasons. and you could say ok but really, who cares i do apparently about these two because in the larger plot they donât really amount to much in the end
BUT
given both the things we learn by the end of sand sea (and elements that pop up in later installments) about all the various parties involved in whatâs essentially a subplot, and the fact npss goes into so much detail with such a deliberate throwback to something all the way back in the first book, i donât think the fact that the various versions of the story of king shang of lu sometimes blatantly contradicting themselves is a mistake, but is rather proof of deliberate obfuscation of the truth. npss tends to like revisiting sometimes seemingly anecdotal or trivial things from previous books to connect them with a subsequent revelation, or open the door to a different interpretation of them, so that heâd do it here isnât all that surprising to me
the three versions of the story of âthe emperorâ (or the ruler of the state of lu), king shang of lu, and the iron-masked gentleman we get are, in order of appearance:
version 1 from a silkbook found in the purple jade box in âking shang of luââs coffin (Book 1, Ch. 26, Purple Jade Box)
version 2 from xiaoge himself who gives an opposing account to the previous one that he supposedly read from a warring states period silkbook he found in a song dynasty tomb (Book 1, Ch. 26-27, Purple Jade Box / Lies)
version 3 from the powerpoint lesson given by the wang family to li cu (Sand Sea Part III, Ch. 132, 133, 134, Lesson / King Mu of Zhou / Deception)
the first two accounts are both from book 1 and immediately follow each other, but neither of them quite fit with the last one, or at least it would seem so. you could argue this is simply because book 1 was when npss was still trying to figure things out both with his plot and characters, so the final account given by the wang family is a retcon, and while thatâs always possible, like i mentioned, npss likes to connect things and tends to either incorporate these kinds of seemingly obscure and irrelevant details for a reason, or simply retroactively fleshes them out to revisit them at a later date and shed a new light on the bigger picture. so itâs more the fact we just donât know which things he implements deliberately from the start and which ones he ties back to retroactively, but in the end seeing as the result is the same it doesnât matter much. what does matter is that he does it pretty consistently, so itâs safe to assume heâs also doing it with this particular story (side tangent, but i like to think that npss has shown heâs a big fan of something called chekovâs gun and no i wonât elaborate on that or else iâll be here for hours but google that if youâre interested itâs fun)
so tldr; i basically just want to argue that by intentionally bringing back this story with obvious divergences, it might be a way to shed light on something else that informs king shang of luâs story while placing it as a puzzle piece in the bigger picture of dmbj lore
but letâs break down those three different accounts of the story of king shang of lu
the first account
iâm going to tldr; most of these for the sake of clarity, but iâll be referencing the various chapters all these bits are taken from if you want to verify any of it
technically the first real account of king shang of luâs story we get is whatâs written on the stone slab in the hall with all of the coffins in the seven star palace that says that he was âborn with a ghost seal and could borrow ghost soldiers from the underworldâ (Book 1, Ch. 10, Shadow), but iâm not counting that as a full-blown version of the story because itâs not dwelt on all that much and mostly serves as a preamble for pangzi to later posit to wu xie that itâs a bunch of bs and was probably just an exaggeration meant to mythologize king shang of lu given that the tomb itself is a weird anachronistic mix of western zhou and warring states architecture (which is an important argument but maybe not for the reasons youâd think)
so i consider the first fleshed-out version of king shang of luâs story we get to be the one wu xie reads off of the silkbook he and wu sanxing pull from âking shang of luââs coffin, and is one that very quickly gets debunked within book 1 itself multiple times, so while it may seem easy enough to write off, itâs not so much what it says thatâs interesting, but rather why it exists in the first place
this version of the story essentially relates the life and deeds of king shang of lu, recorded on whatâs supposed to be a warring states period silkbook pulled from the manâs own coffin. it talks about how he inherited his title from his father and was a lowly grave robber lord who was cruel and greedy, and how one day he gained from a snake demon/spirit in a tomb he excavated âtwo treasuresâ in a âpurple and gold boxâ (this will be important later) which are never explicitated, although wu xie speculates one of those treasures to be the ghost seal as its acquisition is directly mentioned in the text. the snake comes to king shang of lu in a dream and promises to make him a high-ranking official and teach him how to use the treasures in the box if he spares its soul (he doesnât). and so king shang of lu becomes a military officer under the command of the âemperorâ of the state of lu. in his later years, however, he starts to get old and sick, and so the âemperorâ demotes him back into being a lowly grave robber, and he starts to fear death, so king shang of lu goes to his military advisor, the âiron-masked gentlemanâ or éé˘ĺ
ç tiemian xiansheng, in search of a solution. the iron-masked gentleman then tells him that something called jade burial armor, a treasure from ancient times, exists, and that it can keep someone young forever. so king shang hunts and hunts and scours tomb after tomb until eventually he finds a western zhou dynasty tomb which will later become the seven star palace where he discovers a corpse wearing the famed jade buriam armor. iron mask takes the corpse out of the armor, subdues the blood zombie it turns into, and then helps king shang of lu fake his death in front of the âemperorâ so he can be buried in the tomb he built for himself on top of the western zhou tomb heâd found (Book 1, Ch. 26, Purple Jade Box)
however
this version is quickly debunked twice in pretty quick succession, and then a third time a bit later, still in book 1, but before i get to that, a few extra little details i want to point out:
to be fair literally no one (who doesnât speak chinese and is reading the original text anyway) would be able to guess either from the translation or merebearâs footnotes that âiron-masked scholar/gentlemanâ or éé˘ĺ
ç is not in fact necessarily meant to be taken literally. itâs partly an idiom. éé˘ tiemian is an expression that can mean âsomeone who is upright in characterâ, in other words someone with a positive reputation. so this man isnât necessarily implied to have worn a mask at all (i think he did, but thatâs also for later)
the purple and gold box thatâs mentioned in this version of the story is the one wu xie finds in the hands of the corpse of the green-eyed fox (whoâs also wearing the belt that has the qilin blood clot wu xie accidentally swallows can you believe, which is also another detail for later) thatâs accompanied by a key in the corpse of a woman next to it (Book 1, Ch. 22, The Eightfold Treasure Box)
the second account
before we get into the first version of the story more, letâs briefly take a look at the second one. the first version of the story is first debunked by the second version of the story which is told in abridged format by xiaoge pretty much right after wu xie finishes reading the silkbook. he says that the silkbookâs account is incorrect because the person in the jade armor isnât king shang of lu, but iron mask who faked his own death in order to escape the systematic execution king shang of lu enacted on all the people who knew about and/or helped build his tomb. he then snuck into the seven star palace and disposed of king shang of luâs body before taking the jade armor for himself
xiaoge explains that he found this story in a song dynasty tomb heâd robbed a few years ago that contained a complete silkbook that turned out to be iron-masked gentlemanâs memoirs (Book 1, Ch. 27, Lies). and youâd be inclined to believe this version of the story over the first one because itâs xiaoge telling it, and xiaoge usually isnât one for intentional deception unless it serves a purpose, even less so if itâs verbal deception (literally the only time i can think of him openly lying rather than lying by omission is when he disguises himself as professor zhang). except even this version is called into question multiple times. the first time is by wu xie himself, who while choosing not to confront xiaoge about it, senses that xiaoge seems uneasy when wu xie presses him on the point that if itâs true that two people were pulled out of the jade armor in that tomb, then why is there no second blood corpse. xiaoge answers that he doesnât know because iron masksâs memoirs only mention it briefly, and that maybe king shang of lu was pulled out early enough that he didnât turn into a blood zombie. technically thereâs the mummified body they find in the sacrificial ding cauldron next to the coffin with the monster at the entrance to the seven star palace whose head is cut off that could fit that description (Book 1, Ch. 9, Ancient Tomb), but in any case xiaoge according to wu xie looks like heâs lying. the second time this version is refuted is by wu sanxing, but iâll get to that when i get back to the first account and how it also gets debunked
arguments against the second accountÂ
i already mentioned xiaoge isnât typically someone whoâs into overt deception as a course of action unless itâs strictly necessary (and even then). itâs always possible he was either acting on a compulsion from the heavenly gift or under some order from chen pi ah si (since he was working for him at the time, even if i doubt this to be completely honest) or even something else, so itâs mostly my own assumption that heâs not actively deceiving them by fabricating a story, because xiaogeâs deception usually relies on omission rather than a concentrated effort at producing an elaborate lie. so really, the only fact we can be certain of is that he has an âuneasy look in his eyesâ when he talks about the lack of another blood corpse, and that wu xie gets the impression heâs lying, which is a sentiment wu sanxing apparently shares because they look at each other in that moment and silently agree. whether this means xiaoge was *actually* lying, or that wu sanxing was taking advantage of xiaogeâs unease to further his own deception (re: arguments against the first account iâm getting to in a bit) is really up in the air
however
iâd like to think if xiaoge was lying and there was nothing more to it than that, he wouldnât make it so apparent that that was the case given he only ever really projects visible upset or discomfort at anything when itâs related to his memories or lack thereof, and only much later in the story does that start to extend to allowing himself moments of vulnerability, or just his own brand of open concern for wu xie and pangzi. but this is all happening in book 1 where wu xie, as perceptive as he is about people, doesnât know xiaoge yet, and so doesnât know his tells. therefore that he can tell xiaoge is visibly emoting when itâs xiaoge is noteworthy in itself. also, given that book 1 takes place at a time when xiaogeâs memory was still very much lacking and fragmented, and he was likely still working for chen pi ah si partly to search for his memories, i wouldnât be surprised if his unease was visible because the confrontation of both the first and second versions of the story started triggering his memory in some capacity, or it might have even triggered the heavenly gift senses into letting him know that there was something of importance in these stories since the particular episode of it heâs going through at the time gets a bit fast-forwarded from the seven star palace onward seeing as not too long afterwards xiaoge goes into the gate at the end of book 3
something else thatâs worth mentioning is the logic behind these memoirs of iron mask even existing. why it would be in a song dynasty tomb is up for debate and probably irrelevant (although it does to be fair align with king muâs motives of perpetuating grave robbing for deliberate dissemination of information), but mostly i question how he could have written his memoirs if he faked his death and slipped into the jade armor himself shortly after, unless he waited a significant amount of time before doing so and lived his life in hiding, which is also possible given thereâs nothing more we know about him. but more food for thought
arguments against the first account
letâs go back to the first account from the silkbook for a bit and take a look at the other two times besides xiaogeâs second account where this version is debunked:
the second debunking comes from wu sanxing as he and wu xie are waiting around in jinan while panzi is in the hospital, and wu sanxing comes back outraged bc when he tried to have the silkbook they brought back from âking shang of luââs coffin, he was apparently told it was a forgery because the gold in it was too pure to have dated back to the warring states period, and so was necessarily more recent, though how recent is never specified (Book 1, Ch. 29, Purple-and-Gold Box). he then suggests to wu xie that he thinks itâs xiaoge who snuck into the tomb ahead of them, and with his skills successfully planted a dupe to trick them. iâll get back to this eventually, but again, while itâs not impossible, it feels unlikely to me that xiaoge would extend so much effort in deception unless it served a clear purpose he agreed with, which is why iâm not convinced he would have blindly been following orders from someone like chen pi ah ai. and xiaoge would likely not have gone to the trouble of making a fake silkbook either, so the idea would have to have come from chen pi ah si, which then brings into question what motive chen pi ah si would have had to go to such lengths to deceive wu sanxing. again, really the only time we ever see or hear of xiaoge making an effort at deliberate deception is when he disguises himself as professor zhang, and while we never get an explanation for the reasons behind that, thatâs more likely to have stemmed from feeling like he had to conceal his identity rather than wanting to deceive if that makes sense. in any case, i donât know what tangible reason xiaoge would have had to deceive wu sanxing and his team with a fake silkbook even if heâd been acting on chen pi ah siâs orders, because would chen pi ah si have had a reason to go to the effort of creating a fake silkbook to deceive wu sanxing with details so specific that you quite literally have to have been in that tomb before to know them? Â
the third debunking of the silkbook version is ironically a reverse uno from xiaoge directed at wu sanxing when he, wu xie, and pangzi are stuck in wang zanghaiâs tomb in xisha (Book 1, Ch. 63, Chain). xiaogeâs just recovered a massive amount of his memories related to the first xisha expedition, and very bluntly tells wu xie that not only is the silkbook from the seven star palace a fake, it was wu sanxing who planted it there. to which wu xie obviously responds with âwtf no you didâ. to which xiaoge then replies completely deadpan as he does with âno, it was your sanshu, he and da kui dug a hole under the tree to do it, probably why da kui had to be silencedâ. which leaves wu xie very torn about what and who to believe. and mind you this is also a little before they find the inscription on the wall from âxie lianhuanâ accusing wu sanxing of murdering him. honestly itâs possible xiaoge is telling the truth if you consider that wu sanxing might have planted a fake if he knew ahead of time what the silkbook contained, what the seven star palace was, and basically faked his own way through the entire thing
it wouldnât necessarily surprise me because he does sound very pretends to be shocked in the delivery of many of his remarks (but again, how much of that can you attribute to this being book 1), and while he did bring wu xie along because he was trying to ease him into the game with the wangs, itâs possible he was prudent enough that he would have made wu xieâs first tomb experience take place in a somewhat controlled environment. which doesnât mean heâd necessarily been there before, just that as entrenched in the wang shit as he is, i wouldnât be surprised if heâd known even vaguely what the seven star palace represented and what could be found in there. he did know about the snake cypress and about the stone used to subdue it, and while that doesnât necessarily mean anything seeing as wu sanxing is a highly experienced tomb robber, itâs worth noting that the only times weâve ever seen those trees is in the seven star palace and in the snake mine in gutongjing. in other words, always somewhere connected to longevity and The Secret and all the parties involved in that power struggle
but then again, we donât really know how much wu sanxing knew about the wangs and the zhangs etc, so itâs all very up to interpretation. if he did in fact plant the fake silkbook though, it might have served the purpose of making sure there was something to string wu xie along to push him towards xisha and the conspiracy, but the copper fish ended up serving that purpose in the end. nothing really elaborates on this silkbook again, so we donât know why xiaoge would speculate that wu sanxing was the perpetrator, unless it was because heâd just recovered his memories of xisha (but even then xiaoge doesnât accuse people so firmly based on impression alone) or he literally saw wu sanxing do it
regardless of who did it, the bottom line is that itâs safe to say the silkbook was probably fake and was placed there intentionally, both because as wu sanxing points out, it is suspicious that wu xie would conveniently only be able to understand what happened to be key portions of the silkbook relating parts of king shang of luâs life, and because it mentions the purple and gold box in it, which when opened, wu xie discovers contains the first snake-eyebrowed copper fish
to me this actually pushes suspicion more heavily onto two parties in particular: wu sanxing and the wang family. because to be able to forge a silkbook that would specifically contain passages tailored to wu xieâs knowledge of old chinese and not run the risk of him either knowing more or less than speculated, you would have to have extensive knowledge on wu xie as a person on a personal level. and to be fair, this idea hinges a lot on the silkbook being put into that coffin for wu xie specifically ti find, so iâm working on assumptions again, but if this were the case, then only wu sanxing and the wangs qualify to fill that role, and in some ways the wangs even more so because this kind of covert manipulation is very much the way they do things. xiaoge would not have known wu xie to that extent in book 1, if at all, and while wang zanghai himself is a tempting possibility, he was obviously in the seven star palace long before any of this took place, so it canât be him. in fact, the only thing that ties wang zanghai to any of this at all is the purple and gold box containing the copper fish, since whether or not the box had originally been there and he simply emptied it of its contents or brought it in from outside, heâs the one who placed the copper fish in it
as to why if it was wu sanxing who planted the fake silkbook he would shift the blame onto xiaoge, my theory on that would be that xiaoge was another convenient means of stringing wu xie along into the xisha expedition mystery by virtue of him being zhang qiling and therefore both highly mysterious and suspicious, as well as personally involved. part of me wonders if part of the reason wu sanxing went to chen pi ah si to hire xiaoge specifically because he was added insurance that he would have the means to trigger wu xieâs curiosity, and provide a first clue to lead him into the It conspiracy. wu sanxing did use the picture of the expedition team to explicitly tie xiaoge into it along with the copper fish story, so thereâs that to consider
the third account
which finally brings me to the final version of the king shang of lu story, which is the one given to li cu during the wang family powerpoint lesson. this particular version also overlaps with the story of king mu of zhou and the queen mother of the west, but iâll get to in another part of this meta. so this version of the story is mostly ironically both the version that most blatantly contradicts the first two, while also being the version most accurate to the tiny introduction we get to king shang of lu at the entrance of the seven star palace that says he was âborn with a ghost seal and could borrow ghost soldiers from the underworldâ. the only real issue with that this third version has itâs told by the wang family to li cu, so just by virtue of it coming from obvious wang propaganda, itâs immediately suspicious by nature
going back to speculations about who planted the fake silkbook version of king shang of luâs story in the seven star palace, it then also raises the question of, if the wangs were the ones who did it, what motive they would have had not only to do so, but to tell the story in that particular way, only to then tell a completely different one to someone they consider a candidate to join them. in my opinion, the only thing that makes this third version hold water is that given how itâs explained to li cu, and how wang xiaoyuan (the girl who passes by the window during the lesson) has the same version of it, the wang family believes this version is true, and by virtue of that, it gains a little more credibility, bc suspicious as they are and twisted by their own biases their version of history may be, the wang family is nonetheless well-informed for the most part. not to mention because the narrative has the wang family consistently mirror the zhang family and the way they function so perfectly itâs almost eerie, it stands to reason that the wang family also dabble in historical revisionism when they can, so putting out a fake version of history onto a fabricated silkbook seems up their alley
iâll get into king mu of zhou separately because thatâs a whole other can of worms, but this final version of king shang of luâs story begins between the âemperorâ of the state of lu and his advisor, the owner of a fox mask âwith ancient patterns that often appeared on bronze wareâ (Sand Sea Part III, Ch. 132, Lesson). the âemperorâ asks his advisor âaround 1000 BCâ (fyi the original says ä¸ĺĺš´ä¸ä¸ which amounts to âaround 1000 yearsâ but itâs more of an approximation and can technically encompass the warring states period too) as a hypothetical whether or not itâs possible âto prevent people from dyingâ, to which the advisor answers that he himself doesnât know how, but he does know where to find something that can âbeneath the loess inside the mountainsâ. he then goes on to tell the tale of king mu of zhou to the âemperorâ, and of how he was given an elixir of immortality by the queen mother of the west that he likely hid inside of his tomb centuries ago
it very quickly becomes apparent to the reader that this story is an obvious ploy by the owner of the fox mask, who in sensing that the âemperorâ, while tempted, is reluctant to cast all appearance of morality aside to deploy his troops to rob king mu of zhouâs grave, calls a âstrange manâ to the court whoâs âbelieved to be a descendent of the zhou emperorâ (that is to say king mu of zhou) âwho was able to communicate with the underworldâ. the ruler of the state of lu thus gives this âstrange manâ a jade seal and seals him in an iron coffin deep in a well for 49 days, saying that if he can come back up from it with the ghost seal in hand after having successfully spoken to king mu of zhou, then it would be proof of king mu granting him permission to rob his tomb and take the immortality elixir from it. and so this âstrange manâ does, in fact, come back, not only with the ghost seal in hand, but with an imperial edict written by king mu of zhou himself that granted him the title of king shang (ćŽ shang meaning to die young or at war) as well as all the contents of his tomb
the ruler of the state of lu then uses this to make several leaps in logic to justify being in the right if he deploys his troops to rob king mu of zhouâs tomb, because if this âstrange manâ can communicate with the underworld and was given a title relating to dead people, then surely that means that this strange âking shangâ is likely dead himself, and that king mu of zhou chose him as his heir after heâd died. itâs a very convenient out for the ruler of the state of lu to say that heâs only helping an esteemed deceased elder to recover his birthright if he makes him a general and lends him troops to go find king mu of zhouâs tomb (Sand Sea Part III, Ch. 133, King Mu of Zhou)
itâs also quickly obvious to the reader that the owner of the fox mask and this newly minted king shang of lu are in fact working together, given it was the former who referred the latter to the state of luâs court in the first place, which is something iâll come back to in another part of this meta. from here, under the ruler of the state of luâs orders, king shang and the owner of the fox mask, together with more grave robbers who also wore fox masks (as according to the wang family, foxes would live in graveyards and grave robberâs tunnels at the time, and so grave robbers associated their imagery with the profession), began their search for king mu of zhouâs tomb and the immortality elixir it supposedly contained. while this version of the story of king shang of lu more or less ends here, you could assume the rest of it might follow along the same lines of the first two versions, and maybe it does. youâd then assume that the person king shang and the owner of the fox mask (whoâs by then inferred to be iron mask from the previous two versions) find in the western zhou tomb is king mu of zhou, who they then divest of the jade burial armor to take for themselves
however, one very important detail in this version compromises this assumption: king mu of zhou isnât actually dead, and he thus gave king shang the edict personally (Sand Sea Part III, Ch. 134, Deception). what this means is that the ruler of the state of lu was duped presumably not by two, but three people, all of whom were working together to find the jade burial armor for who appears to be king mu of zhou. in other words, where the other two versions of the story have two key players, this final version suddenly introduces a third one, and that changes things. how much it does is what iâll be getting into in the next part on king mu of zhou more specifically
(tbc in part II and part III of this madness)
#dmbj#meta#dmbj meta#dmbj novels#i cannot believe i actually wrote this this was not planned#like at all#this was meant to be an unhinged liveblog mini thing#not whatever this is#i guess the crack theory conspiracy theorist is going public#if you don't know where i'm going with this that's ok i don't either
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trying to avoid totk spoilers like the plague. i WILL go into this game blind
me refusing to watch those mediocre youtube men who got the game 2 weeks early
#anyways i'll make a real psa closer to the release date but i WILL be liveblogging on release day so blacklist 'totk spoilers'#i will extensively tag!! and i plan to try to experience everything firsthand too so in terms of like sending me asks about the game#please don't send me spoilers about something you're not sure if i've experienced yet lol#asks
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"if you were the last vampire on earth it would be enough" okay. Okay.
#i know he's about to fuck it all up but that's what Gets Me#a Little codependence. a Little softness a little true sincere unrelenting love.#it's not interesting if there isn't any tenderness!!#iwtv#i don't plan to liveblog a lot but if i keep getting punched in the throat we'll see.
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went into the dean winchester tag for the first time in months and in general it seems just as terrible and unhealthy in there as always. except... is it just me or are the new w*ncest stans even weirder than the old w*ncest stans?
#like don't get me wrong they've always been weird that's their brand#but the newer ones seem.........like a lot#it's actually so weird that it's almost coming off as fake#not satire fake but the desperate for attention teenage angst kind of phony#big 'i'm weird. i'm a weirdo' vibes#for the record this is neither a compliment or an insult. merely an observation.#the d*stiel fans remain the same level of obnoxious and annoying though#you can pretty much always count on them to never grow as people#which idk nice to have at least one constant in life i guess#anyway i still kinda want to do a rewatch but i'm definitely rethinking my plans to liveblog it and rejoin the fandom lol#i might just go to therapy instead tbh#spn fandom discourse
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i need to do some whumptober planning [thinking emoji] the thing is that even if i never actually write any of them out completely, just planning fics out for the prompts is like. good for my creative brain and also extremely fun lmaooo.
#gav gab#writing liveblog#like so what if i don't actually end up writing most of them. planning is so fun.#also then i get to go over my notes and outlining and repurpose them#for example i'm deffo repurposing an old outlined ffxv fic for this. the temporary character death one.#kronk voice oh yeah it's all coming together etc
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Truth be told, when I realized Ambessa was for some reason super duper invested in Vi and wanted to kill her personally with no one around because she made Caitlyn "weak", and that THAT was somehow the big distraction that would save everyone. I had to pause the episode for a moment and stare at the wall asking myself who tf kidnapped the writing team and replaced them with aliens who have only the barest idea of what the show is about
#i am so#what. what was the point. why tf would vi be cait's weakness. cait didn't think about vi once for 3 eps#and then randomly switched gears after seeing her again but ambessa doesnt KNWO that. she only saw cait arresting vi.#literally who thought that was a good idea for caitlyn redemption. who. what the fuck.#don't even get me started on other plot lines either. i am. what tf was episode 6. what tf was that.#at least this means the gay wedding is back on ig#arcane liveblog#arcane spoilers#like could they not have shown cait defying ambessa???? because of vi????#could they not have shown at least SOME setup for it. and ambessa gradually growing more and more tired of itm#hell. make maddie ambessa's mole. why couldn't she have been someone ambessa sent as a distraction that failed#i am sitting here trying to understand where we went so wrong. everything in s1 was so meticolously planned and set up. what is this the#this is all my fault this is bc i compared cait to suren the other day. i jinxed kt
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ok my parents get to town tomorrow and i was supposed to spend the day cleaning my apt and instead i...did not do that. thankfully they're staying with my brother so i can?? maybe find time to clean in short bursts before they drop by my apt but...this was a bad move on my part
#kat liveblogs her life#they won't see my apt tomorrow and (??) PROBABLY not tuesday ??#but they'll def come by wednesday so i need to get this sorted#but obviously i'm working tomorrow and tuesday#and tomorrow evening i'll be with them having dinner and tuesday evening i have dinner plans with friends#so. uhhhhh i don't know what i'm doing
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im reading some articles on budgeting and just had to delete a post where I copy-pasted a sentence and then argued with it. I'm so used to liveblogging it's leaked into my non-entertainment activities I fear
#I don't think anyone wants to hear me liveblog this personal financial planning video though#cor.txt
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I totally forgot one of the band parodies on here was called blue kacheek group omg what a coincidence that I've just gotten into listening to a bunch
#(pointing) I KNOW THEM#sorry I don't plan on liveblogging neo all day it's just captivated me this morning I guess#oh what if I drew a tyrannia concert hall parody of. a certain other music group I like
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