#i don't know what I expected

[thestrangestthlng]

last gif credit to @sunglassesmish others are mine. ❤️

[mrsfitzgerald]

gelsenkirchen ♥︎ 31.07.24 ♥︎ video: iinchicore

[theprincipleofescalation]

Me watching Godzilla x Kong the new empire: this is fun

*Mothra comes on screen*

Me:..ah... I bet there's fanfic about Godzilla and mothra isn't there...

*five hours later*

This just in, my top het ship is now between a lizard and a moth!

[plutonian-juvonian-effect]

me when the addiction is actually addictive:

[eyeswaitingfortuesdaynight]

go into the longlegs tag on tumblr because while your initial reaction was "good visuals, mid everything else", but there's something about it that's sticking with you and maybe reading some meta will help you understand it better

see several posts about longlegs being a trans caricature

see many, many more posts about tumblr users wanting longlegs carnally

close the longlegs tag and decide it's not worth it

[darkeeveeanimatesus]

Last night I read a short story about Dale being trapped in the lemonade dungeon and eating another kid.

....

Safe to say this is not the direction I thought revisiting one of my childhood favorite shows were going to get me

I ain't complaining though

[will-ruadh]

couldn't distract myself from thinking about my city being bombed, but also didn't want to be on my phone because I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule so I decided to read my silly little atla comics that I bought and. it was about genocide

[metalgearstranding]

So the name of the little doll dude in Death Stranding 2 is apparently...

Dollman.

[raina-at]

*sigh* *looks at Austrian politics and despairs* I'd hoped we would avoid the circus, but now it looks like we're heading towards The ClownshowTM Part 4...

Well. I'm giving them two years, then they'll be so unpopular that there's going to be a palace coup and new elections.

The nice thing about being in the EU is you can't ruin too much in two years as an individual gouvernment.

Fingers crossed.

It's January 5th and I already want to say fuck 2025, but the year is young, maybe it'll turn around.

[lpsotd]

i'm honestly at a loss for words. i was expecting a straightforward "thank you for your email! i support israel and blahblahblah" not "thank you for supporting israel!" because i said no such thing ??? i sent a long detailed email expressing my disgust towards israel and saying i support palestine — the crazy part is that this response was sent twice, word for word

[kingofthewilderwest]

*whacks you*

*thunks into the ground*

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

me, hyped up about Star Trek Enterprise again after finishing my beloved season 3: I wonder if there are any posts about it on tumblr *searches*

me, twenty minutes later, closing the results: ah. I see. it has suffered from fandomification, where fans threw out canon and replaced it with fanon. one hundred and thirty seven polls asking "what was your first/favorite star trek" and it is at the bottom of every one. this between 14million other posts about every other star trek series. some funny memes thrown in for ~flavor~. great. wonderful. I'll just go back into my happy little corner with my parents who unironically enjoy the show with me then.

[jackassrabbit]

[flowerandthesongstress]

Me: Kaos is so well-written, but I think as long as the show stays on, it's fine if they choose to not continue this particular story and instead make it into an anthology, and every subsequent season can be about a different pantheon of gods. Season 2 can be about the Norse pantheon. I'm sure the show's writers would do a stellar job, but like, I imagine that instead of Prometheus, the narrator can be Loki who is similarly chained, but under the snake, wearing douchey tommy hilfiger underwear, and he's like, my name is Loki, some of you may have heard of me, but most of you were tricked by another late-stage capitalist version of m—AAaaaa! Then like, he's interrupted because snake venom drips on his face, he's in horrible pain, he screams for some time. Then he goes, hehehe sorry about that I was just joking around, that scream wasn't real, what, did you think I was a drama queen hahaha? pff I'm a true alpha anyway usually my wife holds a bowl above my head and catches the venom into the bowl but sometimes the bowl gets overfull and she needs to leave for a minute and pour out the venom, but she's always back the sec— AaaAA!!! Cut to Sigyn standing by the entrance to the serpent's cave, slowly smoking a cigarette, using the bowl as an ashtray, and looking like she's had it with this shit. Back to Loki, and he's like: what, you didn't know I had a wife? I'm telling ya, she's the most obedient wife, the way all wives should b—AAaaaAAA! ... Stuff like that. Anyway, I want the cats that pull Freyja's chariot to be talking cats and super sassy, and you know what, maybe they're not cats but just two hard-working furries employed as limousine drivers, and they actually can also be narrators and—

My SO: *pulls out of the bathtub* *checks phone* Netflix just canceled Kaos.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Pretty sure the Barney thing is just an analogy being used to mock any trans-supportive person who bought the Hogwarts game.

Yeah. I just scoped around on the 'pedia and I think you're right.

I did find out this interesting personal trivia about the woman, Sheryl Leach, who created Barney, though.

So that kind of made the eyebrows go up a bit.

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

Ah. So this is why they're all marked as spouses on the wiki