#i don't know what I expected

[thestrangestthlng]

last gif credit to @sunglassesmish others are mine. ❤️

[swallowedabug]

THE X-FILES 5.15 (1998)

[mrsfitzgerald]

gelsenkirchen ♥︎ 31.07.24 ♥︎ video: iinchicore

[theprincipleofescalation]

Me watching Godzilla x Kong the new empire: this is fun

*Mothra comes on screen*

Me:..ah... I bet there's fanfic about Godzilla and mothra isn't there...

*five hours later*

This just in, my top het ship is now between a lizard and a moth!

[eyeswaitingfortuesdaynight]

go into the longlegs tag on tumblr because while your initial reaction was "good visuals, mid everything else", but there's something about it that's sticking with you and maybe reading some meta will help you understand it better

see several posts about longlegs being a trans caricature

see many, many more posts about tumblr users wanting longlegs carnally

close the longlegs tag and decide it's not worth it

[darkeeveeanimatesus]

Last night I read a short story about Dale being trapped in the lemonade dungeon and eating another kid.

....

Safe to say this is not the direction I thought revisiting one of my childhood favorite shows were going to get me

I ain't complaining though

[will-ruadh]

couldn't distract myself from thinking about my city being bombed, but also didn't want to be on my phone because I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule so I decided to read my silly little atla comics that I bought and. it was about genocide

[metalgearstranding]

So the name of the little doll dude in Death Stranding 2 is apparently...

Dollman.

[lpsotd]

i'm honestly at a loss for words. i was expecting a straightforward "thank you for your email! i support israel and blahblahblah" not "thank you for supporting israel!" because i said no such thing ??? i sent a long detailed email expressing my disgust towards israel and saying i support palestine — the crazy part is that this response was sent twice, word for word

[kingofthewilderwest]

*whacks you*

*thunks into the ground*

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

me, hyped up about Star Trek Enterprise again after finishing my beloved season 3: I wonder if there are any posts about it on tumblr *searches*

me, twenty minutes later, closing the results: ah. I see. it has suffered from fandomification, where fans threw out canon and replaced it with fanon. one hundred and thirty seven polls asking "what was your first/favorite star trek" and it is at the bottom of every one. this between 14million other posts about every other star trek series. some funny memes thrown in for ~flavor~. great. wonderful. I'll just go back into my happy little corner with my parents who unironically enjoy the show with me then.

[frostythelawfullchaotic]

Hon: "Can I give the birds some salad to snack?"

Me: "Yes, of course!"

Hon;

[jackassrabbit]

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Pretty sure the Barney thing is just an analogy being used to mock any trans-supportive person who bought the Hogwarts game.

Yeah. I just scoped around on the 'pedia and I think you're right.

I did find out this interesting personal trivia about the woman, Sheryl Leach, who created Barney, though.

So that kind of made the eyebrows go up a bit.

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

Ah. So this is why they're all marked as spouses on the wiki

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I love listening to streams after reading a couple of liveblogs and going "Oh so everyone was just lying. Ok."