#i do not comprehend

[dexjarxenoengage]

Mauvier: “Tenderness of the heart?” I do not comprehend.

[flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop]

I have seen a lot of ships in the Critical Role fandom that confuse the fuck out of me, but none more than Essek and Mollymauk??? They never even met???

[grey-gazania]

Why exactly are we all suddenly wishing ill on Fingon...?

[nathaniacolver]

i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene

this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend

additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either

oh to have a girlfriend

[how-do-i-turn-this-thing-off]

WIP Game 💓

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigued them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs. ^^^^so I saw this, and I just gotta ask... y'all have few enough WIPs that you can actually do this?? I mean, I thought that all of us writers united and such had twenty bajillion WIPs at all times and now I am feeling The Weight Of My Shame because apparently this challenge is doable for y'all and I can assure you that for me it Is Not. I cannot even comprehend the amount of time it would take for me to actually get all those titles in one place. When I say that there's more than two hundred EASILY. Like... oh wow I'm so much worse than I thought wow oh wow oh oh wow

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

[starleavess]

competitive battling things . plus i genuinely cant believe that emmet has a physical attacking adamant galvantula with cross poison wtf was he thinking

[lesiasmadness]

I'm sorry but the voice actor ate so hard with the delivery on these I am obsessed with how you can hear the smile behind his voice

[jester-i-hardly-know-her]

Being aromantic and polyamorous is so fucking rad because you get to come up with whatever fucking names you want for the connections you form with people. Allos are so boring. What is a girlfriend or a partner? I have a lesbian and a familiar. Do whatever you want forever and let the alloromantics look confused about it.

[ooglywooglies]

saw some people talking about the differences between different types of privilege and saying "white male privilege is way more powerful than white female privilege" and i feel like people really overestimate how big the gap is, like white > nonwhite is like a chasm compared to male > female

[ruporas]

asking and receiving (bonus below readmore)

[ID: A black and white, digital Trigun comic of Vash and Wolfwood. In the first panel is a close up of Wolfwood's mouth as he says, "Vash". Accompanying it is a close up shot of Vash's eye, widen and cheeks flushed. Wolfwood presses a knee against the open space between Vash's legs and says, "Tell me everything you want from me." Wolfwood's face is equally as flushed. He continues to say, "I'll give it to you. Everything." As he talks, a wide shot shows the both of them in white space. Vash is sitting, leaning a little back with both hands pressed against the surface he's sitting on. Wolfwood is in his white dress shirt, stripped of the blazer. He's still leaning in with one knee in between Vash's spread legs, his right hand touching Vash's lips and his left hand behind his back.

The shot closes in on Vash's mouth and Wolfwood's hand against it, pressing down on the lower lip as he says, "You have to ask though. Go on." His hand moves down to Vash's chin, gently holding it. With a shy and uncertain expression, Vash hesitantly asks, "Um... K... Kiss... Please?" Wolfwood, without wasting a second, leans in and kisses him and indulges by pressing deeper, eliciting a small noise of surprise from Vash.

Wolfwood moves away from Vash first and with a smile, asks, "What else?" Vash tugs on Wolfwood's left sleeve, wordlessly budging Wolfwood to give him his hand that was still behind his back. In the next panel, Vash utters, "Hold me..?" He's holding Wolfwood's left hand with his own while his right hand is reaching for his waist. Wolfwood complies, moving his left hand to Vash's shoulder and his right hand continues to touch Vash's cheek. Wolfwood asks again, "What else?"

More comfortable now, Vash leans in to kiss Wolfwood. Wolfwood catches him immediately, pressing his thumb against Vash's lips to stop him before demanding, "Hey. Ask." Vash looks back in surprise and Wolfwood meets his eye with a quiet, insistent look. They're quiet for a moment before Vash leans in again and curtly requests, "Kiss. Me." Wolfwood says "Good", smiling as he lifts his hand away, and meets Vash's lips. In the next shot, Wolfwood had adjusted his position, sitting on Vash's thigh. The hand that was once on Vash's cheek has moved its way to Vash's nape, pushing away the collar of his jacket with his pinky. His other hand continues to grip on Vash's shoulder. Still kissing, Wolfwood asks again, "What else?"

In the next shot, Vash is starting to turn, moving Wolfwood with him. Vash asks, "Let me on top of you?" Wolfwood says, "Mhm" before asking again, "What else?" The next panel shows a close look of Vash's face. He's looking down, flushed and shy just as he had been at the beginning, but now, more decisive. Vash asks, "Wolfwood... Let me have you..?" A panel of Wolfwood taking Vash's hand into his, pulling it towards his chest. The next panel shows Wolfwood lying down where Vash had laid him. Vash's hand is on Wolfwood's chest, covering the cross of his rosary while Wolfwood's hand lingers against his, loosely pressing Vash's hand in place. He looks up at Vash with a shy smile of his own, flushed cheeks. He says, "All yours."

A panel shows a close up of Vash's tender gaze before he leans down to be closer to Wolfwood. The final shot is a front view of their positions, Vash's face turned away from the viewer; Vash is leaning over Wolfwood who's lying down with his right leg draped over Vash's legs. Wolfwood's left hand holds onto Vash's left arm. With finality, Vash says, "...Mine." End ID]

[ID: A follow up bonus comic in a looser, sketchier style. They're laying comfortably in bed when Vash asks, "What was that earlier?" referecing to the start of the previous comic. Wolfwood glances away and says, "To get you used to it. Asking. And getting what you ask for. Since you're alwasy hesitant about it." Vash's eyes widen, tight lipped. Wolfwood continues, "Knowing you, it'll be a tough habit to break..." When he says this, Vash can't help but laugh, unable to deny it. Wolfwood slowly brings a hand to Vash's cheek and continues to say, "So I'll keep trying -- whatever ways I can... to get it through your thick skull." Vash takes Wolfwood's hand with his, kissing the the palm gently. Wolfwood's eyes soften and holding onto Vash's cheek, he leans in to try for a kiss. Vash says, "Hey..." before stopping Wolfwood's lips with the back of his hand, a smug look on his face, "Ask." Wolfwood's embarrassed and with little irritation, asks, "Really?" Vash smiles, saying, "You're in need of practice too." They pause for a moment, Wolfwood looking contemplatively, before he's leaning in again, asking, "May I please kiss you?" Vash looks him in the eyes and says, "Yes." The comic ends with a "chu", indicating an off-panel kiss. End ID]

[littlefankingdom]

Tumblr: You seem to like Bruce Wayne, aka Batman.

Me: Yeah, I do.

Tumblr: Then can I recommend you these posts tagged "Anti Bruce Wayne"?

Me: Why do you hate me so much?

[dnpbeats]

does it make anyone else lowkey rly sad sometimes to think about early dan and phil and the fact that they had no idea what was coming. like dan tweeting about cherry lube and uma thurman and waxing poetic on dailybooth about being in love. and phil commenting stop being so damn pretty and tweeting about starbucks adventures and speeding up time. neither of them worrying about where their hands were placed in the background of some random person's vlog. because yeah, maybe they disregarded the "plausible" part of plausible deniability. but how could they have known? why would an 18 year old in love, with 1200 followers, have any reason to think twice before making a joke about having sex in front of a poster? why would a 22 year old in love, with a tad bit more followers and a tad bit less dedication to staying in the closet, not post about wanting to see his more-than-best friend?

and, later on, the fact that silly tweets and posts that should have been nothing but cute mementos from the beginning of a relationship turned into things that were desperately walked back and written off and turned into jokes. because who would have had the foreknowledge that the internet would become a graveyard of everything you’ve ever said and every interaction you’ve ever had? sweet things were turned sour in the distress of trying to maintain a level of privacy and separation. but did they not have that right? to cling to what plausible deniability they had left? to come out on their own terms, even though the closet door was already cracked open in a way that made it impossible to fully shut?

and honestly. it's such testament to them and their relationship and its strength that they made it through. that they were still able to do things on their own terms as much as possible. that now they can make the jokes and the references that they want to make without having to worry about what someone is going to dig up or what half-second clip is going to be over-analyzed to death. and they deserve to be in that place. they deserve to be happy

[zishuge]

+ bonus:

The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 33

[marzipanandminutiae]

Guys I just found the most hateful Interior Desecration of a Victorian house in Eastern MA

Brace yourselves

Exterior:

Oooh! Pretty! Two-family! Nice molding! Little side porch!

Interior:

I should be legally allowed to kill people who do things like this, I think

(And before anyone starts in with their strawman nonsense, no, this is not a case of “but it’s all someone could afford!!! They were tragically forced to buy a gorgeous Victorian house when they wanted a modern prisonscape, because the market in their area works that way!!! Even though they somehow could find enough money to do an entire interior renovation!!!” it’s a rental property)

[polar-equinoxx]

cityscape sunset