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Stolas' Entitlement is so Funny to me...
Stolas is presented as so well put together most of the series, and down to earth for the most part, that I think a lot of the general audience do forget that Stolas is literally a motherfucking Prince that has had a silver spoon for the entirety of his life.
This fucking man just had bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, and pancakes prepared by the man he loves, and I'm gonna be blunt, THE FOOD BLITZ MADE LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS by Hell standards.
"Normally I dine on a custom diet prepared by my waiting staff; full of essential nutrients and freshly prepared rarities, such as roasted vole or... Fire koi?
I cannot be the only person who has no idea whatever the fuck Stolas just said...
*Blitz look at him with his undivided attention*
"A fresh kale salad?"
"Oh, nice. Anything that I can get that's affordable?"
The fact that Blitz just straight out said that he can't afford the food Stolas usually eats, so when Stolas asks for rats, Blitz just obliges and takes the food away.
Motherfucker I've only seen you eat cereal.
"Really? Wow, rich people don't have any fun do they?"
"No, fun is free, but WE can afford nice things."
Stolas, not beating the "rich privileged asshole" allegations with that line, that's for sure. This is literally the most offensive thing I have ever heard come out of his mouth, and I am here for it.
"You know what might help that privileged little attitude? Paperwork!"
Simp Blitz is a fucking godsend because if someone who was crashing at my place said that shit to me...
"Eugh, you have to spend your holiday at work?"
Yes Stolas, it's called living paycheck to paycheck, and soon you'll have to join the fray.
"You could use a little money coming in, right?"
"Money coming in?"
"Oh lords... I'M POOR NOW!"
*sobs*
"FUCK!"
I find it so fucking funny that Stolas has been living on Blitzø's couch for an entire month, but it took Blitzø putting him in front of a telephone to realize that he's poor.
If it makes Stolas feel any better, since he is technically dating the boss, maybe he can just 😏 to get a little extra something... something.
#helluva boss#blitzo#blitzø#helluva boss blitz#ro rambles#stolitz#helluva blitz#stolas#blitzo x stolas#stolas goetia#stolas helluva boss#Sinsmas
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So! I've been doing some research and reflection on my dog-like feelings but none of the dog breeds I was looking at seemed... right. Instead I was having this one recurring thought and it feels so right to accept it.
I'm no specific breed but a wolfdog mutt. I'm not wild enough to be a wolf nor domesticated enough to be a dog.
It also takes me back to when I was a kid and I would pretend to be a wolf or dog back before I knew anything about therians or otherkin. Its so incredibly rewarding to now have a name to that feeling. Like, I'm sat here right now eating kibble (cereal) out of a dog bowl and I can so clearly feel a phantom tail wagging. I'm definitely still an otter but there's also that wolfdog bouncing around inside.
just,, aaah theyre so me!! >:3
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once again TROUBLED by how good my game is when flirting with my best friend, imagine if i actually used that with people im trynna pull
#shut up dave#the obvious point-out is. there ARE no ppl im trying to pull. if there were i might employ such skills#though what makes it so easy w riv is that we do think the other is hot but have no interest in hookin up. and also we know each other v we#so it doesnt mean anything when i push them against a wall like 'do you wanna find out' when they say that#'i have the vibes of those ppl who act like theyre vanilla but are super kinky' or whatever. bc its FUNNY#'do i look like i eat the souls of children for breakfast?' u look like u eat lucky charms cereal#cause girl your looks have charmed me and im hoping to get lucky tonight..............#tbf i flirt like that w dawn too so ig that means i can v much do it w ppl i AM interested in too <3#however here i get the debuff of no bilingualism. literally halving my potential :/// dawn u need to learn romanian. please.#JUST so i can throw more awful pick up lines at u <33
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made yet another alignment chart
no one seemed to fit in the blank spot well so i left it empty. also i’m putting more elaboration on this in the tags because there are few things i love more than overanalyzing everything ever.
i just know chris and aviva have SO many arguments about this
#arguably zach would be judgemental about it#but really i think most of his judgement on the matter would be “the wild rats are fighting about CEREAL of all things. idiots!#i will use this distraction to steal all of their inventions hehehohohe”#he does not care about trivial things such as milk and cereal#have i mentioned chris and aviva arguing about it#corn flakes and like ten thousand other cereal types have been banned from the tortuga#chris is probably the one starting the fights. aviva can ignore the others’ cereal methods unless provoked#and by god does chris provoke her about it#i switched jimmy and rex last minute. really i could picture them both going in either spot but i figured it’d suit jimmy more to have him#eat cereal by itself most of the time. (he does that to avoid the fights mostly.) when he DOES add milk he does milk first though#martin started doing milk first when he was a kid to be petty and annoy chris and then the habit stuck#i headcanon paisley as being very sensitive to textures in food. anything even slightly mushy is a huge Will Not Consume That#so she doesn’t combine milk and cereal#someone here is probably lactose intolerant but i can’t decide who#wild kratts#chris kratt#aviva corcovado#paisley paver#martin kratt#jimmy z#zach varmitech#koki#rex#alignment chart
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forcing myself to "eat protein" and "be responsible" after once again encountering a week long period of all my muscles hurt so bad and are so weak despite doing the same thing they always do assuming without checking that it was probably because im eating mostly coffee and plain untoasted bread in small quantities. and its not even a whey bread or 100% whole wheat, ive been trying to use up my bread flour/whole wheat blend (i dumped them in the bucket together, maybe on accident ? unclear) so its just that with whatever else i threw in. spent $6 on the only yogurt in the store that had at least 5 grams of protein per 1/4 cup, which is still very little, only to get home and finally google what the symptoms of protein deficiency are. they are not that. those are the symptoms of Who Fucking Knows, As Always
#i dont even like yogurt...#god the food situation is so bad#so it turns out i can do one of the following--but badly and it takes more than 100% of my energy and is miserable and untenable long term#and involves injuring myself to do it: school. work. taking care of stuff around the house. taking care of myself.#i can do ONE.#i also dont get to pick because obviously i have to work#so feeding myself (even like making a bowl of cereal or eating a granola bar) is so impossibly difficult that i can only really do it#at night when high and finally able to feel hunger#and even then its still incredibly difficult and i usually get as far as cutting a slice of bread and then giving up and eating it plain#most of the actual meals i eat are because my roommates are usually kind enough to make enough dinner for 3#but i also have very weird and frequently changing dietary needs that i have not communicated 2 anyone so i cant necessarily actually eat i#have cooked some and made sandwiches a few times but its very clear i am borrowing from tomorrows spoons....#i ran out of the ensure a bit ago and i will get more although none of the stores nearby sell it#but i absolutely cannot afford to live off it#have luckily found that if i just drink one in the morning it staves off the majority of the nonstop random nausea attacks#so a 12 pack would last a lot longer but then its like. so now i need to figure out the eating thing again#cant win etc etc#augh. anyway. complaining over#disordered eating#chronic illness
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on the one hand i want to try for a second wind to stay up and get really into something but on the other hand im sleepy and im pretty sure my husband went to bed without me so i honestly might as well
#back in godot learning thingssssssss#trying to do anything i can to distract myself from the abysmal lack of work ive been able to find lately LOL#genuinely ive had 1 commission in the last 2 weeks like its so joever im so hungry#not to be like “the economy” but man i used to be doing upwards of 20 coms a week when i was really nuts#making a couple grand a month etc#but shits gone so to pieces between ai and the cost of living crisis that like i get no work anymore at all ever#the bone deep resistance i have to having to get another shitty day job is insane tho after what the last one did to me#idk but ive been losing a ton of sleep over it lately and ive been having nightmares every night again#so i guess i really gotta solve that sooner rather than later. esp bc we cant buy groceries indefinitely like this#ive cut back to eating cereal in the morning and then something for dinner after having a really good streak of eating 3 hardy meals a day#which sucks but what can you do#gotta stop being a big fat failure if i want to eat like a. not failure. a succeeder#ig theres the ego of it too bc coms have been my fulltime job for years so like the dead dropoff lately is so#what if it ends tomorrow right. what if it ends next week. what if it doesnt end until next year#what if it never ends and im just unemployed sitting on my ass pretending i still have a career doing what i love#which is already what it feels like bc ive been scrounging for pennies to put food on the table for months now#like idk man. its joever let it go let it die. but that means getting a shit fucking job somewhere and god i do not want to LOL#i wont have the energy to do anything anymore and im such a brittle person this time of year anyway#whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#im gunna try to sleep bye o/
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Look Cute Nendoroids (I’m wallowing in bed rn) or something
#Woah lady’s chill so I was dating all of you…#How about some coffee?#Gets fucking all out attacked by some of the strongest party members in game#But before that him hanging with his fake af bf#Like seriously we can all S.E.E.S. trough your bs you cereal eating queen#When is nendoron/atlus going to make black mask akechi#Like who gives a fuck about shujin outfit ren#I mean I do but#i I didn’t buy it#I want black mask Akechi you cowards hiding up there being guarded by your giant statues of Cat and Bear#Mark my words even if I have to eat that whole goddamn building where dreams are made#I will have my revenge!#I mean Nendoroid#or something art#persona 5#persona 5 royal#persona nendoroid#nendoroid#sumire yoshizawa#goro akechi#ren amamiya#makoto niijima#ryuji sakamoto#ann takamaki#futaba sakura#yusuke kitagawa#haru okumura#morgana p5
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I want a pomegranates
#radiorambles#how do I aquire pomegranates#do I just like#go to my parents like “mother father I would like a pomegranates I want to chew the seeds munch munch”#how much are pomegranates because we usually only have them like for passover#I need to work on my art commissions so I can afford to buy pomegranates#I want to PUT POMEGRANATE SEEDS INTO A BOWL AND EAT IT LIKE CEREAL WITH A SPOON AND NO MILK BECAUSE MILK IS KINDA GROSS IMO
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i'm just saying
it should be obvious artists and writers talk to and are friends with each other on here, if indicated no less blatantly than us chain reblogging each other
please, go ahead, make and take alllllllllllll the implications of that little phenomenon
#hi gem#hi gin#hi deer#hi blake#unfortunately i cannot shield them from ever having to deal with online shit#nor can i bundle them warmly to mine own soft bosom#alas all i can say is#stop being mean to my friends you fuckin' shitbirds#go eat breakfast#maybe a waffle will calm you down#throw some orange juice on that malcontent#drown your urge to make yourself and your internal equilibrium someone else's responsibility with a nice egg in your trying time#finish off with stuffing cereal in your mouth so you can think over your words before you just chuck that shit out pell-mell#what fuckin' part of dead dove: do not eat is eluding you?#do you require a flashlight?#or a magnifying glass?#perhaps a BiC highlighter#do you neeed it to be your favorite color for you to grok the concept#????????????????????#do you need the gif that inspired it?
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why my mom can’t flush or wash her hands is beyond me
#personal#it’s the washing hands mainly#like does it suck to see pee/poop left over Yes. Emphatically Yes.#way better than seeing her walk out the rest room and not once hearing the water running#and like i call her on which obviously she doesn’t like#which can lead to her doing it#telling me she was gonna do it in the kitchen sink#which way are you washing ur pee/poo hands in the sink we clean our dishes in?????????????#or yells at me i’m not her mother#mother fucker you ruin the communal space as is don’t make it poopy too 😭😭😭😭#haven’t eaten all day bc when i ran home to grab my lunch#two car accidents made the ten minute trip back to my office the whole hour#and i see or smell something gross in my house i immediately lose appetite.#i do have cereal so i can eat that 👀#ugh now i’m remembering her grabbing a fist full of the bowl i began making yesterday when she asked me to paint her toenails#i hate bashing her in this way bc it feels. worse than just calling her on her actions buts it’s so fucking gross#she grew fungus under press ons i did for her and swore off them#but all i could think is that…….#i don’t even wanna say it#dad made me lose 30 pounds last year on accident i’ve actually gained weight - not all of it bc i still fit in the#clothes i bought during that time but let’s see if i can lose more bc of my mom#like cooking yesterday way gross bc of the house and then i remember my mom can also be gross#and has control of every room outside of my room#which is a mess bc i’ve been partying so much#(it was a mess before laundry is KICKING my ass)
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i am mr anxiety BUT i am going to go somewhere WITHOUT a backpack tomorrow.... truly unprecedented for me.....
#i do have cargo trousers though heeheehee which i will be filling with cereal bars. hand wipes. spare masks. other items???#gotta get a system of money in there but my wallet is too uhhhh full of junk to securely fit in a pocket safely hmmmmm.........#i'm like WHAT IF I NEED A DRINK OF WATER *URGENTLY* and the other part of me is softly laying a hand on my shoulder like.#they have water there. money can be exchanged for goods and services. in fact you are not even allowed to eat or drink freely.#so the only place you *could* drink some water is in the place where they are selling water. u know.
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I'm fine now dw
#this is not a good long term solution but weed does make me significantly less depressed#thus far extremely effective in ending mental and emotional breakdowns#''will I still want to kms if I'm high?'' the answer is always no when I'm high I want to eat dry cereal and listen to video game music#the hatsune miku pikachu song has by the power of weed restored my will to live#if I didn't care about the long term effects I'd stay high all the time tbh. so much less pain. everything is funnier. its easier to smile.#my chest doesn't hurt. nothing is scary. i simply do not care about the general state of things. brushing my teeth feels nice.#the water is soft. I have my earplugs in and the sound of my own breathing is soothing instead of annoying.#I can do anything but I have to do it extremely slowly. Thats fine. I'm not upset about people yelling at me because I don't care.#All is well. keep on keepin on. no need to think beyond tomorrow. no need to think beyond tonight.#no need to think beyond making myself safe and warm and clean and fed and cozied up with only sounds that make me happy#this is the feeling humans were created for. the feeling of being cradled by the universe thrumming in the back of our hearts.#the feeling of the vast being not uncaring but simply unaware and inherently caring in its ignorance.#water to drink soothing and aiding and fueling her creations. all is well. all is well.#there is a crack in the paint in my bathroom that looks like a super buff ant
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i knew id struggle with a shared kithcne but i didnt expect to struggle this much... i dont think it helps that i dont even know who im sharing with and it seems like more than the amount of people the kitchen is for are using it? like in a i share with 2 girls i think that already know each other and are 3rd years and make food with some of their friends so the kitchen feels full and i feel way too self concious to go and make my coleslaw wrap
#anyway ive had a cereal bar today and i need to eat lunch but i dont wanna go to the kitchen and ti end up being full of people#other people seem to actually talk to who theyre sharing with too and like cook at the same time#also whenever you look up executive dysfunction cooking tips a lot of them say to do it on your own so you get less overhwelmed#im not homesick im just kitche sick i want my own kitchen with no other people in it#hoping it will get better once lectures start so i can just eat at the canteen and su and stuff like that so i dont have to worry as much#also the pip lady asked about how often i eat in the phone assessment and i was genuinely like i manage one a day but all bets are off afte#apparently its meant to be more like 2 cold one hot meal i havnt managed that since i was in full time work so not for like 9 months#im gonna see how the next week or two goes and if its still really bad i will have to drag myself to student services i think
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Hiya honey girl!
How are you doing? ♥️
I feel gay today, and I don’t have anyone to vent to, so it’s gonna be you I’m afraid
I feel so gay, I spent half the day looking longingly in the distance, and *sighing* wishfully
Do you ever feel like that?
Last week I bought a red rose from a dude in the street and offered it to a beautiful lady singer in a bar, and even if I don’t particularly want to see her again, it still felt good to do something chivalrous and lesbiany you know?
I like living my life on my own, but some days I wish I could do those romantic things with somebody, like holding hands and cuddling, and walking along the river, and maybe kissing a little.
Even if I’m happy by myself, sometimes I still yearn for the day I’ll have my own lady to offer my roses to 🥺
inkaaaa hi hi <3
I'm doing pretty good, in drastic need of a weekend. almost there!
!!! gay vents are always welcome here! oh to look longingly into the distance whilst sighing wishfully...
do I ever feel like that YES absolutely in fact while pondering my response I did just that asjdfkl okay I might ramble in the tags but yeah completely relate to be happy with life on my own but sometimes wishing it wasn't just me yeah I'm definitely going to ramble in the tags
offering a beautiful lady a rose I'm 🥺🥺 sometimes you just have to indulge in chivalrous lesbiany actions this is unavoidable. manifesting this for you, I hope all your rose offering yearnings come true!
#this is so sweet and very relatable alksdfjs#only opting to ramble in the tags instead of the response bc I feel like this is going to get long lol you've been warned#but yeah. definitely do feel the happy by myself but sometimes wish I could be sharing that time with others#sometimes if i'm watching tv I'll wonder what new shows or movies I'd be watching if someone else was here#instead of the same eight shows I just watch on rotation all year (this is bc I like them btw. it's just hard to watch new shows#without external motivation to do so)#or when I'm working on the blanket that's been in progress almost two years. I wonder if I'd be making it in someone else's favorite colors#lot of little thoughts like this. some are fleeting and others I tend to get stuck on a bit or overthink#like breakfast for example. would I eat breakfast more consistently if I was also making it for someone else? what if they prefer to eat#the same thing every day? i need variety but I could make sure we always have their favorite fruit or put their cereal box out to make it#easier. or if getting the cereal out is part of their routine i can make sure their favorite bowl is always clean#i find myself wondering which of my mugs would be their favorite? which of theirs would be my favorite?#yeah i'm an acts of service person can you tell. also quality time... can you imagine the shared floor time conversations#a lot of the time I picture myself doing the exact same thing like watching tv and playing switch or practicing music or even working#the biggest different is just that someone else would also be here doing their own thing#to scroll tumblr in silence from the same couch... sending each other posts even though we're both right there. I do miss that#even chores would be more fun and go quicker I think. racing to see if they can do the dishes faster than I can fold and hang laundry#tidying and putting our things together in shared spaces. seeing them side by side just like we are#making the bed together and putting each of our stuffed animals on our own side#or maybe I'd just make it so they have one less thing to worry about#I think i've exposed myself enough alskdfj but there are quite literally hundreds more where those came from#anyway who wants to admit they have a crush on me (kidding) (ish)#asks#oops after posting this is looks like way more tags than I thought it would sorry anyone who made it this far
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exhibiting never before seen signs of self actualization/mental illness
#dancing around the apartment with the same emo ass screamy song on repeat for the 20th time and randomly#cutting various t-shirts into crop tops as i see fit#it IS 4 am and i am swinging my hair around like it is midday which is so dangeous for my sleep schedule but#in my defense an evening coffee happened#anyways why did i wait this long to move out lol i love it here#also i think an interesting thing has happened to my brain and i am finally O.K with not having plans on a friday night#comforted by the fact that i have an extremely busy saturday night so i am just allowed to like#chill with myself tonight#and after the week i have had BY GOD do i deserve it#and i dont feel 'lame' and i'm not constantly checking in on other people to see what they are doing like#im genuinely just vibing#extremely new feeling for the girl who always has to be Somewhere#i think i no longer feel like i am making up for lost time#tbh trutfhully i am in my ''disaster undergrad'' era at 25 but with like.#money.#in an unfurnished apartment sleeping on the floor with the rattiest and shaggiest haircut i have ever sported in my life and#eating my breakfast cereal out of a mug with a plastic spoon bc i dont own much dishware#and going to bed at 4 am when i have work at 8 am and somenow manageing to get it all done#cooking my own meals messily and making mistakes#except i can afford to make the mistakes and i can make the adult purchases and plan vacations and trips and buy clothes etc so it is like#the best of both worlds in a way#i feel like i worked really hard to be in the exact space that i am in now and i know a lot of it was sheer luck#of being in the right place at the right time to know the right people to get jobs and stuff#and a SHIT ton of prayer and reflection and introspection and indecision#but things are looking the way i want them to now!!!#veeeeery slowly#anyways on an unrelated note does someone want to help me pick a bedframe <3
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#i hate being hungry. i used to not care too much because i could just eat whenever i wanted and eat until i was full#but now? now i can barely finish a full apple or a small cup of oatmeal#i had a single grilled cheese sandwich on sunday and like half a bowl of cereal#i ate like half my bowl of mac n cheese and some juice#i thought i was doing well. i had half of my subway sandwich#but when i got home i started feeling worse and couldn’t even eat dinner.#being hungry makes me so hungry that it makes me sick#i can’t eat because i feel sick. i feel sick because i haven’t eaten#when will i know peace?#when will this cycle fucking end? why is this happening to me?#i’m gonna get chicken noodle soup for lunch!#that’s the only thing i’m ever able to eat when i’m like this#why does my body take hunger to the extreme these days? i feel like i can’t go a full week without feeling like shit#tw disordered eating#i don’t have an eating disorder but the way i described my issue right now sounds like it#i don’t want people to think i’m faking an ed or that i want to be this way#i’m just not healthy right now and i can’t go to the doc bc i don’t have insurance.#i also don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable so i’m tagging it
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