#i dig it though

[bugflies00]

Hey im in your inbox. House and Wilson love mutually drugging eachother. oh youre gonna do a speech that i know will scorch your reputation? ok Go to sleep. i will do your speed. You wont go to your fathers funeral? great. Wake up in the car anyway. You wont take antidepressants? fine. Ive been slipping them into your coffee for the past 6 months

why do you pick the most insane ones always .

[mbrainspaz]

Ok I’m no swifty anyway but I clicked on the Florida!! Song because I’m always looking for new tunes and all I could think was East Coast Lana Del Rey

[tally-ace]

Hey just reached gold saucer and quick question, what the FUCK is going on?

[sheepsheeples]

Did something new that I've never tried before. Glad shes the calmest creature ever for grooming.

[loregoddess]

so....

the Pepsi color scheme is plot-relevant. Did not have that on my Engage bingo card

[keanthegooseman]

been reading the fellowship of the ring and like every other page is just frodo and friends eating :p

[clawsouttypeofscared]

🌺✨

(Self improvement jazz hands)

[krippe90]

So is severance just a really long Black Mirror episode?

[excusemin]

17 questions, 17 people

Tagged by @meowstea thank you sugarcube, this was fun💖

Nicknames: Sammy, Sam, bubs (sugarcube gave me this one), Bunny, bun bun (I supposedly resemble a bunny?Idk people gave me this nickname lol)��

Zodiac: Cancer bby

Height: 5′6? (it’s been a while since I’ve measured myself but I haven’t grown at all )

Last thing I googled: “How to respond back to this...” (I really search up how to respond back to messages because I social distance online too lol)

Song stuck in my head: BTS x NCT 127 x ATEEZ – Ugh! / Kick It / HALA HALA / 대취타(Daechwita) / No More Dream MASHUP (this mashup has been on my mind for a couple of days and I love it)

Number of followers: 411💖 I forgot to make a post about it but I want to thank every single one of you for reading my crazy ideas :)

Amount of sleep I got: 2-3 hours daily, I have insomnia so that’s the best I can do😔

Lucky number: 3,6,7,9 

Favorite song: Too many but I can put the top 5 that I listen to almost everyday:

1- Interlude: Set me free|Agust D

2- Amsterdam|Nothing But Thieves

3- Trainwreck|James Arthur

4- Die For You|The Weeknd

5- Finale|DAY6

Dream job: tattoo artist or something that has to do with my art

Aesthetic: think of fluffy blankets under the night sky with a cup of coffee and anime playing in the background... and that’s me😁 oh and artsy fartsy stuff too

Favorite author: Sara Gruen (Water For Elephants)

Favorite animal noise: QUACK... there’s not really an explanation but it’s cute 😅

Random: I call my freckles/birthmarks/moles constellations because why not so if I randomly say, “The constellations were painted on my skin.”... well call it poetic crackheadedness? that’s as random as I can get.. I think... try me and send me an ask 😂

Tagging: @jeonsjiddies, @katobobato, @sketchguk, @haylo4ever, @xlovelyyoongix and anyone who wants to do it!💖 I know I say this everytime but don’t feel pressured to do this if you don’t wanna do it. Always sending each one of you love and positivity uwu 

[asphalt-cocktail]

rules: go onto pinterest, type in ‘your name + core aesthetic’ and make up your own mood board!

I was tagged by the lovely @cxpaldi this was so cute to do!

I tag @fatbottomedgirrl @pleasedontlookatmeaight @jennyggggrrr @hannafuckingsucks

[tamiddyinyourcity]

the "now why did i choose THIS person to date" stage is always pretty amusing

P1: when on our third date to Baker Beach, he legitimately ignored me when i said "that wave looks huge... Patrick, that wave looks REALLY big... PATRICK-" and casually went "oh shit, run", in the calmest voice possible, while his 6 feet tall ATHLETIC ASS SPRINTS AWAY, and my significantly smaller, maxi-dress-thats-wet-and-tangled-in-my-legs, hasnt ran in fucking MONTHS ass, got bodyslammed by a huge wave into obnoxiously sharp rocks. He got out unscathed, like "Whew, that was close wasnt it--", just to turn around and see me, drenched head to toe, laughing while simultaneously spitting out water. And when leaving the beach, he bragged about sprinting up the 3 flights of stairs, as I glared at him, being the teeny tiny girl carrying two huuuuge bags with all our items.... Himbo. God.

P2: That time I apologized to them in Berkeley around September, I think. They snuck up behind me and I just kinda saw their super thicc work boots on, that looked obnoxiously huge on his otherwise super thin and small frame, his super baggy pants, and his too tight shirt, shaggy hair.... And the weird face he makes when hes uncomfortable, but that also somehow is really adorable. So in my mind, I wanted to roast the shit out of him, but I thought, "Goddamn it, THIS is the guy you choose to like???? The one to admire and want all up on you????? Out of all the men in Berkeley?????"

Matty: I think the very moment I saw him, realizing that he looked worse than his photos, with the maxi dress he had on sagging around his chest, his skin bright red in the sun instead of pale white, and his bloody body acne.... and he smelled like dog shit. (Men need better hygiene.)

I literally thought he was gonna kill me when I stepped into his house, but nope, he just awkwardly kissed my neck, his hands shaking and fumbling aimlessly, aaaaaaand we hooked up. It was..... eh. A time killer. And i got a concussion, due to enjoying his thrusts slamming my head into his headboard, more than his penis. And im not being sarcastic. (I was suicidal and hoped to die from the heavy brain trauma from the pain i guess.)

Marco: that time I walked to his house, and felt amused seeing a dude who's half a foot shorter than me, with bright grey hair and black eyeliner smudged around his eyes, gothed up.... he looked a mess. A hot mess. Therefore, it was good.

[sunnie-808]

A man just came up to me and told me ‘you look like the kind of girl who loves to play the ukulele’

And then he gave one to me for free. Case, ukulele, electronic tuner and a complimentary phone number all inside. I’ve never been more turned on and confused by a hot guy in a while.

[robertdowneyjjr]

bruce is finally bruce on the poster 👀

not the hulk. just bruce.

[kimseokjinniestan]

reblog if you, fully knowing that bighit is debuting a new group, still went "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK" after the intro played and it was not bts

[amvhel]

If you want to learn to swear in Spanish, watch a Daniel Sloss comedy with Spanish subtitles

[shadowweirdo]

What’s Your Tarot Card?

You got: Death

You can be a bit intense and find yourself drawn to dark and mysterious things. You’ve been through a lot and have probably seen your fair share of endings, but probably cope with it through humor. On top of that, you are surprisingly easygoing — you’re open to change, try not to let past baggage weigh you down, and seek out new experiences.

stole from: @sonnenstola