#i didn't know how to continue it

[swagrum76]

I once tried to write a book about Bill Nye the Science Guy turning evil and killing all of humanity. I even gave him a little backstory, and that backstory was basically that he worked for the Nazis in WW2, got shoved in front of a landmine, stayed at a doctors office for a few weeks due to ptsd, and then went home. (his home was ravaged by war so he checked the mailbox and there was a job application for an acting career in there.)

This is basically all I typed in it: [warning - mildly disturbing content. I wanted bill to gradually grow more and more insane until he snaps.]

­ The Billpocalypse

Chapter 1: Where It All Started Bill Nye served for Nazi Germany as a soldier during World War Two. He was often insulted and made fun of due to his clumsiness in the war, and as a result, someone named Carl decided to take advantage of that. Carl's plan took action on July, 6th, 1938, and he intentionally shoved Bill into a minefield during the German invasion of Poland. Surprisingly, the landmine did not blow any of Bill’s limbs apart, and he just was shoved up into the air like a ragdoll. He then fell onto the ground and his consciousness faded away. A few years after the incident, Bill regained his consciousness and woke up on a white hospital bed. After this happened, something snapped inside of him. He lived peacefully at the hospital until the war ended. After that period, Bill's main doctor, who was a stern German man named Patrick Robotnick, gave him one last psychological evaluation. It concluded, and Bill was allowed to go home. After 4 weeks of sitting in an airplane, he arrived at his brick house, but something was disturbingly wrong. All his family members were dead and his house was nothing but a pathetic little pile of rubble.He decided to at least check the red mailbox in front of his house to see if it had anything in it. To his surprise, it contained an envelope containing a white slip of paper. This white slip of paper contained a job offer that only required a five minute conversation. Having nothing to lose at this point, he said “that sounds like a great idea!” and took it. The job was for an acting position at a science tv show, and that show would be called Bill Nye the Science Guy. He ran as quickly as he could to talk to the location of his soon-to-be workplace, and he arrived at a parking lot next to a building which had an appearance similar to a Waffle House if it had red on it instead of yellow. He entered, chatted with the people there, and got the job.

Chapter 2 - Bill's First Work DayBill's first work day was hard. The pay was miserable and his boss constantly yelled at him all the time, even when he did nothing wrong. He worked at a boring old wooden desk and filed paperwork for 10 hours. It was weird. There was no stage, or any of that. Have I been given the wrong job?, Bill thought in frustration. After his shift ended, he asked his boss, who's name was Dave, for a raise. In response, Dave yelled at him with "Are you crazy or something??? You were a Nazi in World War Two! I ain't giving you shit!" Upon hearing this response, Bill Nye grabbed a red pen from the top of his desk, held it like a knife, and ran over to confront Dave. He then stated the following "Listen here sir, it's not right to judge someone based on their past! So you either give me a raise or die! Like my master in the war, I have a short fuse!". In response, Dave laughed at him and said "Are you seriously going to try to murder me with that pen? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Nazi scum!". Bill could hold his anger no longer. He punched Dave as hard as he could. Then he forcefully opened Dave's mouth and shoved the red pen deep inside his throat. Dave, of course, didn't like this very much, and he died from blood loss. A pool of crimson emerged from under Dave’s body, and got all over the tiled floor. Bill quickly fled the scene after this incident, and he would run deep into the woods, where he would find a old abandoned log cabin.

He stayed at said cabin for a few weeks and found a shotgun in a closet. But he had an unexpected guest after that time had ended, as he heard a loud knock at the door. This knock was scary for him, as he didn't expect any company since the cabin had been abandoned for so long. He cowered in a corner in fear after hearing the knocking. The wooden door flew off of the hinges and fell onto the floor, and a police officer and full riot gear appeared behind it. Bill loaded his gun and fired, but it was no use. The bullets just bounced off the transparent shield that the officer was holding.After this sight, Bill Nye was forcefully handcuffed and violently shoved into a police car. Then everything blacked out for him, as he was transferred to a concrete jail cell. Even the bars of the cell were made of concrete. When he awoke inside of his cell, he saw a buff man in an orange jumpsuit was in there with him. Bill didn’t know the man’s name, nor did he bother to ask, so he just referred to him as “Pablo”. Bill stayed in there for a few months, and voices were starting to speak to him within his head. He felt as if he was a fictional character, and that nothing he did mattered. This insanity, coupled with his time in the war and severe PTSD, led him to constantly punch the walls of the prison. His hands became wounded and bloody, but he didn’t stop punching. Eventually, Bill started punching Pable, but the guards didn’t do anything to stop them from fighting, as they couldn’t even get into the prison because the bars were made of concrete. Bill didn’t care how much pain Pablo was in, nor did he care that he was actively pleading for him to stop. A few minutes of nonstop punching later, Bill was satisfied with what he had done. Pablo was no more, and Pablo couldn’t bother him anymore. Bill then used his bare hands to tear out the arm bones of Pablo’s body. After that was done, Bill used his feet to set the bones in a corner and ripped the sheets off of his bed with his teeth. He had truly gone insane by this point, and to him, nothing was real anymore. With the bedsheets he had obtained earlier, he tied Pablo’s arm bones to each of his wrists via knots, and he began punching the walls again. Bill was actively looking for a way out of his cell, but he thought a weakness in the concrete itself would be the only way out. Unlike a sane person who would have been screaming in pain upon landing a punch on the walls of his cell, Bill was laughing like a madman each time he laid his fist upon the wall. Suddenly, after a few weeks of nonstop punching, Bill saw a crack in the wall appear, so he started kicking it, and then the wall itself crumbled into dust. It occurred so fast that to bystanders, it appeared that God himself erased a wall out of existence. Bill seized the opportunity and ran outside into the open air.

As he approached the streets in front of him, he noted now there were many other people near him. (the prison was near a busy city, ok?)

So he had the idea to run as fast as he could at anyone he laid his eyes on.

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Archery Nemesis.

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[tapakah0]

@somerandomdudelmao *cough-cough* *COUGH* Sorry I'm still not over this arc... *disappears*

Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[nerdinsandals]

He is not one of us🎵

He has never been one of us~🎶

Have Amethio without all the lighting and effects too! Just because I'm pretty happy with how the hair turned out and you can't really appreciate it in the final version haha

[lampochkaart]

Maki week, day 4 — Guns / Knives

Something about Maki being blinded by false memories hatred and desperation in Ch.5

And something about Maki and Kokichi being similar in a lot of ways, both like reflections of each other.

[navree]

Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.

Kamala 2024!

If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.

But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.

[frozen-seagrass]

Morning glow

[disposal-blueeee]

VARGASTOBER - day 11 : yarn

" do you remember . . . when i took one of those skeins of yarn that gran keeps lying around , and i decided to make our entire room a huge spider web ? so i looped all this yarn everywhere , all over the chairs and beds and tables and doorknobs until you couldn't go anywhere unless you were crawling ? " a smile and edgar wondered for a moment that if scriabin did have a creative streak in him , how could that be expressed ? how else could he express it when he had no body of his own ? work to create a past , a life that he never and would never have , maybe even this whole time . . .

uncropped ver under the cut X3

[albsart--blog]

I’m sad, but at least i get to make memes :)

[a2zillustration]

(It's ok Yurgir will respawn in Avernus)

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[hyohaehyuk]

Lovingly gazing into your coworkers eyes while he's talking about the sexual and emotional tension of your characters is crazy 🙃

JA: Yeah, and then also playing that off against that tension and the aftermath of some of those fights. It suddenly rebuilds this sexual and emotional tension. Like you said, you get to explore the breadth of a relationship. But yeah, they’re each other’s endgame, aren’t they? In the books, they always come home to each other. I think it’s telling that that seems to be the denouement or the end of a lot of the novels: Louis and Lestat being petty and in love.

cut via wolfganglestat

transcriptions by greedandenby

Full video (unfortunately i can't find the original source so i am linking 2 videos posted by fans on yt):

Interview With The Vampire | Nicole Drum from Comicbook.com talks with Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The penisest of tunes.

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[g0nta-g0kuhara]

The tragedy of Kokichi to me is that he really Didn't have to do all that. There's endless discourse about ch4 and if what Kokichi did was justified. And a lot of people argue that Kokichi had to sacrifice Miu and Gonta, mainly for his life, and partly for his plan. But the reality is he didn't have to do that- but not in an immediate sense. His cold attitude and lack of belief in others pushed him into a corner where his long-game Plan to End The Killing Game was his best course of action. So in the end, no, he didn't need to do all that, but it's not as easy as stopping at ch4. The cause of his actions runs much deeper than the surface level motivations of that case.

[kingslionheart]

The evil shall see God in the same way as the guilty man who is condemned by some king: when he sees the king and his favourites, then his punishment seems the greater to him. So too the king's dear ones see his torment in such a way that their own favour seems ever the greater to them — Alfred the Great's translation of St. Augustine's Soliloquies