#i did fucking laugh out loud

[essektheylyss]

"How much for this book on hoe techniques?" Why do you ask, Caleb? Out of practice? Been a while?

[livsmessydoodles]

just for fun heres a little comic of a scene from @andiwriteordie 's fic i'll find a new place to be from!! it just felt SO in character i had to draw it out😭😭😭

anyway GO CHECK OUT ANDIS FIC its such an interesting take on how s5 could go, its incredibly hooking besides being insanely in character and very very funny GO READ IT NOW‼️‼️‼️

[stillw4t3r]

ik everyone is in mourning because of episode 6 right now but can we just appreciate how batshit this season was?? the entire time i was asking myself how it was real. the magic show with the bullet?? the nazi zombies?? the laudanum scene?? the entire ball sequence?? the entire rob sequence?? ineffable bureaucracy becoming fucking canon???? how is season 2 real

[best-teen-polycule]

guys remember when both scary and normal gasped at the spirit halloween goth guy. scary having feelings for hermie at one point makes this SO MUCH FUNNIER. THEY HAVE THE SAME TASTE. GOD i love them.

[visions--of--collisions]

does anyone have that post/tweet/whatever that's like 'hobie and gwen take turns shoving each other in front of buses over who gets to spend their weekends with miles' because. real tbh

[reigen-small-naturals]

aight let's go

timeline of laz1's diamond and lykn's lego (with a celebrity cameo (it's daou, daou is a celebrity cameo))

jan 30: somebody asks mond how would he feel if lykn's william would come to his live. diamond says he would thank him, and talks about lego being cute.

after that they would occasionally comment under each other's tiktoks and also diamond likes a tiktok about their interactions

march 4th: lego posts a tiktok to a song by boss and diamond. the lyrics of the song are like 'you stole my heart where did you go'. diamond comments "where did you end up going", and lego answers "come and i'll tell you".

that same day diamond streams and lego comments on his live. here is a supercut of everybody in the chat telling him that lego is watching and mond not believing them but scrolling a lot to find The Legomments. the legomments in question are: asking mond about his hairstyle, apologizing for not being verified and laughing at the situation

diamond in turn apologizes for the situation on twt and lego laughs at it again

march 18th: lego posts a tiktok to hit me up and diamond comments

june 10th: fans talk to diamond and they start teasing him about lego. they ask him if they met already ("no not yet") and does he want to meet him ("where is he?")

june 14th: lego QRTs that video and laughs that if diamond wants to meet up he could've just say so

june 16th: there is no other way to phrase this: diamond is Shooting His Shot.

and now. ladies and gentlemen.

the stream

not even describing it, just watch the videos. it's so!

after lego left the stream, we have our celebrity cameo: khun Daou Pittaya himself jumps on diamond's stream to tease him and call him out for the flirting

june 21st:

june 30th: it's the day they meet on the bondbond festival. but first, lego tweets this and they chat a bit.

the first tweet says 'i didn't take any pictures, this is all i have, i love phis, i don't want to be just a nong' and it can be related to mond bcs diamond posted a tiktok with lego to the song 'brother zone' by bus7, and the lyrics of the song are, well, about phinonging lol

here are behind the scenes of that tiktok

they also filmed a trust me challenge

july 3: diamond's mom reposts a ship video of them. ANYWAY

july 26: diamond comments this:

and lego answers with a selfie and a song, here are the song's lyrics

september 11: goodnight to lego from diamond

september 12: cat to diamond from lego

also we have another celebrity cameo: joong archen liked a post about diamond's comment

this timeline is last updated on 2024/09/17, anyway there is that!

[bookwyrminspiration]

GOD maybe it's just me but could you imagine being one of sophie's friends when they got sorted at exillium? you're safely on the ground (potentially pants-less), Sophie's the only one left, you're nervous watching her dangle in the sky but confident she can get herself out of this--she can basically do the impossible. and then in the span of like 20 seconds you watch her catch herself on fire with a necklace fall out of the sky get drenched and slammed into a gate and then pass out on the ground in a heap. like that is a HILARIOUS mental image to me. soggy sophie in a slump <3

[cooking-with-hailstones]

I know someone on tumblr already said this but like

It really is so funny in Tombs of Atuan when Tenar is having a complete fucking breakdown, crying that the gods are dead and Ged is just like

"oh don't worry, they're not dead! In fact they're actively trying to kill me right this very second. 🙂 Hope that helps!"

[frnkiebby]

VANILLA. PLS. I DEFINITELY CANT PUT THIS ASK FULLY ON THIS BLOG.

I WOULD HAVE TO REDACT THE SS YOU SENT SO HEAVILY THAT IT’D BE ILLEGIBLE AND EVEN THEN ITS BORDERLINE.

IM CACKLING

EVEN TUMBLR KNOWS LMFAO~🎃

@oddvanilla

[hella1975]

zukooo.......my boy......in his best era. HAPPINESS. FOR FUCKS SAKEAJEBXS XBSBXBSBXB

HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OMG!!!

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just had my first psychiatrist appointment in like two years! Not to brag, but I improved on mental illness so much that I was upgraded from Bipolar 2 to Bipolar 1! 😎

[rhaenryas]

is it bad to say i thought blood and cheese would be a lot worse

[daddy-ul]

I love the Metallica report so much.

[miss-morland]

dennis in dtamhd is so bpd recovery coded i feel so much about it <333333

[grimgrinnrs]

...What if I eventually picked up Vox...

[vaugarde]

streamed the manaphy movie and the hoenn ranger anime specials and god. i miss when team rocket was funny. i miss battle frontier