#memetallica

[princessofdorkness]

Me: Nah I try not to judge people too much.

My face in public:

[daddy-ul]

James: I wanna take a little time and introduce-- I mean, you probably know who we are [chuckles] I don’t know! My names is James; that’s Robert over there, he is L.A., an L.A. guy; and Kirk, who you might know, sparkly shoes, all dressed up; and my buddy Lars back here.

[llittletingoddess]

I'm not sorry

[violentlyhxppy]

when you stub your toe

[the-rippers]

it's a most wonderful time of the year

[tetrasballs]

:) i love fueling your hyperfixation, so FUN FACTS!!! PLEASE!!!

HERES A SHIT TON OF RANDOM METALLICA FACTS!!!

in 1989 metallica was on a tour with gnr and james didnt fully remember the pyrotechnics routine so he got lit on fire (hes okay they just had 2 like cancel and shit)

kirk hammett stated in a music tomato world interview (1985 i think??) that he has a Persian Himalayan cat named Kuso (this video)

Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz LOVES aesthetic sandwhiches

kirk knew about cliff before he joined the band and at the world cafe in berkley he saw easy street perform and halfway through one of the songs, cliff’s amp blew and instead of going offstage, he stuck with his band and kirk described that as “Yeah I’m out, but I’m still over here with you guys.” (this video btw)  from the video above kirk also says that he saw cliff reading a dnd manual and they bonded over horror and zombies 

kirk wants to know where the swimming pool is. (also b4 you click on the embed there is an ass shown) (i dont know how to make that sound any better than it is)

when asked if they would star as a gay man in a movie for a million dollars, lars responded “well i just think that it would be interesting! you know, something different from what i usually do.” and kirk said “only if i can play rob halford” (this video)

bonus: my favorite band pictures below the cut cause they are like long and yeah

[jojoartist]

Metal Lisa

Enjoy

[klirk-hammurton]

Incorrect Metallica Quotes

Lars: -accidentally setting something on fire- oh shit....

Kirk: shit....

Lars: I need an adult

Kirk: you are an adult!

Lars: -panicking- I NEED AN ADULT-IER ADULT! JAMES!!! ROB!!!!

Kirk: -looking into the camera- this is why we can't have nice things....

[chumpchanger]

>> Metall-eco <<The heaviest metal

Maybe you thought we were a little hard on Coldplay last week, regarding their efforts at eco-touring. They are, after all, trying – and that can't be said for every band embarking on a world tour at the moment.

Metallica's latest live show uses the biggest PA system ever designed for a tour, made up of over 500 speakers and 192 audio inputs. The steel tower formation for their stage is so heavy and complicated that they need two sets of them: one to use in one venue, while the other is sent ahead to the next venue so work can begin on the load-in before the previous gig is over.

Each of the two steel stages requires 21 trucks to transport it from city to city, meaning 42 trucks for the staging alone. The band and the rest of their set-up require a further 45, making 87 trucks in total.

So maybe the odd train ticket isn't to be scoffed at.

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[jojoartist]

My stupid brother make it.

That's stupid but funny.

We are two idiots ruining the metallica fandom.

[therippers]

metallica is on another mind level

say i'm wrong

[meganlynne03]

[daddy-ul]

giggling at this.

.

[llittletingoddess]

Current James Hetfield goes hard...

[violentlyhxppy]

on a scale of james hetfield how are you feeling today

[the-rippers]

made by me and my vacuum cleaner