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allo-frouto · 2 months ago
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masturbating to the thought of someone like you is much better than porn
Not to brag but you are right.
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1ncend1ary · 2 years ago
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"And she's gettin' older, I guess she's gotta cut her blue hair off."
guess who replayed cybpnk 2077 again. this guy :(
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debbeh · 1 year ago
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YOYRE DEHBEH NOW
das me :3
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shrubsparrow · 6 months ago
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It's in the eye of the beholder
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depressedlochnessmess · 3 months ago
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im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago
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Yknow that one au
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clownsuu · 3 months ago
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I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me
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great-and-small · 6 months ago
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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muffinlance · 7 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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tariah23 · 10 months ago
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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darlingofdots · 4 months ago
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
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spookygibberish · 2 months ago
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OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND
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IT WAS THIS
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icaruspendragon · 11 months ago
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
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ciderjacks · 6 months ago
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contracts written in blood
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s0up1ta · 3 months ago
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ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️
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couldn't decide so take all of them
edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!
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shyflops · 6 months ago
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