#i dammn i forgot

[thereaderinsertlady]

Here are some 🌟 late night doodles🌟

[shinobusupremecy]

Shinobu with an s/o or friend that sleep talks

Modern au

Can be seen as romantic or platonic (friends). Idk how to write it as a mix of both so I just wrote together/friends. 

A/N: Hiiii! Been a while hasn’t it? Anyways I do apologize, I have no idea what more to say but I hope you have all been doing well <3

I will probably not be changing my ”hiatus” status because who knows?

Thank you anon for requesting this was so much fun to write!

I guess this will be a mix of oneshot and headcannon 

🦋- You and Shinobu have been together/friends for long, the only ironic thing is not once you had a sleepover. Mostly because you two have different schedule and hobbies so you really never got the time to. Except now

🦋- It was you two’s first sleepover and you were excited to say the least. You decided to sleep at her house

🦋- You guessed she felt more comfortable that way. Shinobu’s mom said Shinobu hasn’t been to a sleepover at someone else’s house often at all. Probably like 2 three times when she was in middle school. 

🦋- Anyways when night time came around you two watched a series before going to bed. 

“Alright, good night Shinobu!”

“Goodnight Y/N” She said and closed the lights. The room turned dark and you both fell asleep without problems. 

“The chicken can wear a dishwasher” Shinobu woke up to someone murmiring about something. She thought her mind was playing tricks on her so she ignored it and went to sleep. 

She’s sure she didn’t even get to sleep in 5 minutes before she heard you yell

“THE BUTTERFLIES DRIVE A BUS” She turned over and looked at you still sleeping. It was so dark so she didn’t know if you were awake or not, only that you were there. 

“Y/N, if you really think it’s funny to yell weird stuff at 3am then you got another thing coming” 

“Nooooooooooo” You replied.

“Yes, I mean it!” She said sternly, not having the energy for this shit at 3am. 

“Not my children. Anyone but my children. They just sprouted wiiiiingggsss” Now Shinobu was really creeped out. She quickly understood you were sleep talking. 

But then her smile turned devilsih and amused, what more can you say?

“My dog will alert the authorities....YOU SHALL BE DAMMNED”

She quickly grabbed her phone and started recording.

“And why should they be dammned?” Shinobu asked. 

“They taught my cat to play the tombone...”

“Ohh, is that so bad?”

“They made my roach deaf” Shinobu had to hold in her giggle, this was way too amusing not to mess around with.

”So uh, do you know sign language for your roach?”

”Noooo…the man in the corner does though” Shinobu’s smile faded and she quickly turned around only to see nothing there. She saw your cheeky smile and wondered if you really were asleep or not.

”Hm, cheeky bastard” Shinobu whispered before she continued on having conversation with your half-concioused self.

After 15 minutes she thought she had enough footatge and she went to sleep.

🦋- Next morning rolled around and she showed the footatge to you in the morning. Depending on if you were aware that you could sleep talk or not your reaction would be kinda different.

🦋- If you knew you just laughed it off and told Shinobu ”I forgot to tell you”

”Y/n. We have been friends for several years, how could you forget to tell me!?” Shinobu would say. She would still keep the footatge though, as blackmail material🥰

🦋- If you did NOT know then you would be in for quite the shocker

”I can sleeptalk?”

”Apperantly hahha! Didn’t you know?” Shinobu’s expression slightly frowned to confusion

”Nope”

Awkward silence ensues..slightly.

🦋- Shinobu would probably ask if you want to maybe get that treated some way and if you’re comfortable with her recording when you do sleep talk.

🦋- If you do wanna get help then obviosuly Shinobu tries to treat you. She looks up ways to treat it and what causes sleeptalking.

🦋- If you don’t however then Shinobu and her sisters will atleast know how to entertain themself when they can’t sleep or when you go asleep early. Shinobu just gathers her sisters to talk to you when you sleep talk, each taking their own turn to talk, one records and later show you the next morning.

Shinobu had been noticing you were laying still for many minutes. She schooched over and listened to your slow but ateady breathing.

”Pst! Hey, hey, are you awake?” No response from you. Shinobu smiled and sneaked away, knocking on each of her sisters rooms.

”Hm? Is Y/N asleep again?” Kanao asked, trailing behind Kanae.

”Mhm, they are. From what I know they should be start talking soon” Shinobu said as she sat down on her knees, Kanae and Kanao each took their own seat on the floor forming a circle almost of 3 people and well, you in the middle of it.

They sat their in silence for a little but before you began to murmur something and Shinobu smiled knowing she was right.

”Noo…noo…don’t go in there, the tuna is dancing” Shinobu nudged Kanao to say something while Kanae just quietly snickered.

”U-uhmm…what dance did the tuna-? Ahem, tuna dance”

”Chicken dance. I think. I can’t seee….” Your worlds trailed off. Kanae thought about what she was gonna say, she scooted closer to say it when she finally got something.

”Is the dance good?”

”Mmmm maybeeeee, I don’t- wanna be meaan” Kanae had to cover her mouth with her hand to prevent herself from laughing.

”It’s amazing how we can have a conversation with them asleep like this” Kanao commented which Kanae agreed to and nodded.

”Well this will certainly not be the end of it” Shinobu said, pulling out her phone.

🦋- We can all just say that the butterfly sisters will be having you over for more sleepovers <3

[hb0mb]

i forgot how slutty jjk x reader is-

LIKE DAMMN!!

[sir-yeehaw-paws]

Dammn it’s been 5 years since the events of FFVII for this? This looks GREAT tho.

ON TWO DISCS???

And I forgot again it’s a PS5 thing I have an amazing good memory yep I do *lies*

[enn0s]

omggggg!!! bruh my idenITY HAS BEEM REVEALED HASNT IT DAMNNN DAMMN DAAAMN!! you know whats funnie? as I was typing I was like "When will be the day I forget to press anon" I...forgot how different the interface is on here...I am sweating lmaooo

I was not ready for this yet OTLx infinite

*i pretend i do not see* (but hello darlin its nice to meet you for real ♡♡♡) ill copy the old message so we can still talk anon if you're more comfortable with that 😊

im sorry life has been hitting like that lately! i know when it rains it really pours so i hope you've been able to find an umbrella and that you've been finding places to rest enough during this period of go-go-go! i bet once you get settled into a school routine your schedule will hopefully be a bit more manageable.

Linguistics is such a cool field! My partner was going to go into that before life decided that she was gonna be an AC technician lol, she'd still like to get back into it and become an interpreter at some point tho! Languages and their evolution are fascinating, i hope you go and get to enjoy it to the fullest! Fuck everyone else, it's your life and you get to go do what you wanna do.

lmaooo its cool about my partner calling me fucked up and feral, shes not wrong and we were saying it in the context that her and her sister were street dogs and im an alley cat, its why we mesh so well even tho we're all very different people at first glance lol.

I listened to your list and im diggin the vibes!!! WOODZ has been a fav in my house for years im always excited for his new stuff. That first EVNNE song is /it/ tho, i really do like it a lot, their voices don't sound like they're new to the game, they sound really polished for how young they are. Idk whats in the water in Busan but thats where bts jimin and jungkook are from too so it must be somethin special!! That Phantom song brought back SOOO much nostalgia lol it was everywhere for so long and i hadnt listened to it in a hot minute. 2Pac and Limp Bisikit too, still holdin it down after all these years.

whewww this took so long lol top 10 songs /IS/ a hard question to ask! every time i would lock in a list i would come across another song i wanted to add but for the moment i think this is a pretty solid personal soundtrack.

1. Snooze - Agust D (this is Suga from BTS' solo work and it hit me like a fuckin bus the first time i heard it, hes been my guy since their debut and they've gotten so astronomically huge compared to where they started, it kinda gives me whiplash sometimes and ive just stopped interacting with the fandom as a whole besides my little group chats with my friends bc it just got Too Big but despite all that he's still putting out music that touches my soul and aims to comfort the lost and tired and i just... i love him idk)

2. Bleed - Epik High (love these old dudes, my friends call them my kpop dads and this song in particular is a fan song but they've taken bits and pieces from the track and remixed it into new songs over the past few albums which is just a super cool auditory experience for me)

3. Dancing With a Stranger - Sam Smith & Normani

4. Just Pretend - Bad Omens

5. Pensamientos Intrusivos - Kali Uchis

6. Flip Flop - Megan Thee Stallion (its definitely one of her more lowkey beats and a sad ass song but i just. i love her so much and im so proud of her for keepin it pushin)

7. Que Maldicion - Banda MS, Snoop Dogg and Becky G

8. The Sharpest Lives - MCR (i know this album front to back lol)

9. Not Worth It - Emotional Oranges

10. Pied Piper - BTS (sorry for all the infodumping about them but id have to make a whole other list if i got into their discography lol. for the moment this one just jumps out at me as a fav and a vibe)

I hope you enjoy if u get a sec to listen to any of it!

im sending you good vibes goin into your new semester and that your phone stops actin up! its always so frustrating like... u have one job, please work 😭

wishing you good days ahead and time to yourself to recover ♡♡♡

talk to ya next time!

(prev message under the cut for ref ♡)

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I sliding through wild, rowdy and funky

D. Racc here once again 🦝✨💨

I hope you didn't forget about me because I didn't forget about yoo hoo~ Since our last talk, I have to admit…if God, gods, or some all mighty force exist, they're giving me a run for my mental and physical health this year, but I am alive and unharmed just…life is LIFING right now But! I will be going back to college this year and I am going to study linguistics. I find it funny when people ask what I'm studying and they reply with an underwhelmed response. No worries though, it just gives me the drive to go toward it even more. I have been getting out of the house often and trying to take care of myself, but I will say its hard to keep consistent with constant setbacks. How's things going on your end?

I totally understand not being able to turn a hobby into a career. I admire those who do, but also respect those who keep it as a hobby because doing it for work will definitely dampen motivation in my opinion. TY TY for the recognition, same goes to you too!  because it is VERY hard to actively stay tuned in into hobbies or interests when you're an adult in this day and age. I get you there though loool I hate being told what to do as well even for regular work. At this point I know I need to be my own boss or work under someone sensible which..for some reason, it's rare. But I get you, I started to learn a little late that, even the smallest doodles count as art or even progress. And us as an artist, decides when a piece is done. There's a lot of delusion when it comes to art and as I grew older I realized all these standards are made up! I can art any way I want too! art snobs can eat iiiit~

Awww I'm glad someone who isn't a fan (well YET! hopefully lol) truly recognizes a group or artist's talent when they are actually talented. One of the members, Seung Eon, vocals reminds me of Daehyun's. Saw that he is also from Busan. Them Busan boys got some PIPES! on them. I don't know why it gives off opera potential. Daehyun being in plays just proves it. But man…do I feel your pain. I can't bring myself to support a group when the youngest of the group is like 15. And no offense to those who do…but I have a liiine. Youngest member in EVNNE just turned 18 and the oldest Keita, recently as well, turned 23. This is the only group I stan right now and have been trying to look for more groups 21+. I've seen a couple debuts and took notice of some groups I never got to look into since I dropped the fandom. HOnestly thoough…once again..they are my new B.A.P loool! I don't know how people multitask affection. They are literally the only ones in my EYE VIEW. I do wish them big success on top of healthy, free lives, but I will say I love smaller fandoms. It's much more intimate and less toxic, but I do want the boys to get their moneys worth lool. All that work? Yeah they deserve all the love.

I love K-pop when it comes to the music and culture, however the standards and fan culture honestly turned me off even to this day. It's hard to support the industry with all the twisted shitake mushrooms that go on especially in the background.

ahhhhh! the dreeaded questiiion lool! not in a bad way it's just…so many y'know? and sometimes I forget a song is my favorite until it comes on shuffle again. No specific order, just some off the top of my head.

SUN OR SUCK -WOODZ (fell in love and discovered this man's music late last year I feel like I missed out too, but when he comes out of enlistment!? going to see his first show once he comes overseas, so talented and such a sweet person)

Badder Love -EVNNE

XO -EVNNE

IXLU - BYG (!!! are you prepared for B.A.P's farewell comeback?? they look like classic men, very nostalgic, almost makes me want to draw)

Hole In Your Face -PHANTOM

Do You Wanna Taste It -Wig Wam (Peacemaker put me on)

One Look- Leo

All Eyes On Me -Tupac

Stay With Me - Yoo Young Jae (ft. Zelo) (I don't know why this song always brings a smile to my face. It's one of those songs if serenaded I will combust)

Break Stuff- Limp Biskit

I was fighting so hard to keep it at 10 loool. Sorry it's mainly K-POP, it's really been taking over my radio ;; What about yoou~?

Yeeees as you should've. You already knooow! Tevin Cambell? amazing singer. Stand Out as well…//chef kiss of the divine. Shrek is important to the culture. I know this is somewhat unrelated…but since he's the voice of Shrek, I LOVED Austin Powers. I did not know that man was a constant in my childhood along with Jim Carey. The Mask is amongst my favorite childhood movies.

HAaaaa..I'm sorry but that's so funny. Not him calling you a  jacked up and feral ahhh..that's love right there. Tiger + Stray = I bet fierce and majestic on the outside, but natural, wild and free on the inside..maybe a little crack-headedness but hey! that's their charm haha!

TY x3 for wishes of good quality Zzzs N' Meats! I will do my best! Hope you've been well and stay well.

Until next time! D. Racc City OUT! 🚪🦝✨ _💨💨

P.S. My phone is completely inoperable ;-; on my computer like a old head lool I joke. Nonetheless, we will talk as soon a possible ciao ciao and take care

[ibjb]

he stormed out the house stood in the middle of the street and didn't care what the neighbors thought, didn't care that he was half dressed or that it was freezing rain and said, I LOVE YOU!!! I will fight for you, provide for you, i would die for you!!! dammn your social network statuses woman!!!

I'll ALWAYS be in love with you even when I'm old with Alzheimer's Disease and forgot who the hell I am I'll always know this feeling right here and right now!!! ..... #ThisISWhyILOVElove umpf say that shit!!! ~~ IBJB 💋

[komodocomics]

Ay you know from time to time i look up a the sky. That dammn thing. t looks back into my eyes as a lucious blue, similar to the tone of the thread woven through my home made backpack of navy blue. In that bag is a bottle of neosporin, 2 blades of grass and my drivers license. I forgot my pen, i will never remember this moment via diary entry. No diary either btw

Nice nice French toast sticks

[summit9999]

I forgot to add this. God dammn me

[lazy-alex]

PROMPT- "bee" | Day 13 | can be ROMANTIC

Jasonette july 2021

Today was supposed to be a normal day for Jason. A peaceful and relaxing day alone on his apartment. Just one day to chill and not do anything. Even his 'night job' wouldn't stop him.

But no, the goddam universe hates him.

He was just switching trough TV channels when his door opened suddenly. He expected it to be his older brother Dick, since he's been doing unexpected visits lately. He didn't want his overly-enthusiastic brother ruin his day. Dammit, he forgot to lock his door. Jason dropped the remote and groaned.

"How many fucking times have I told you to stop coming here-" Jason blinked at the person at the door. That person- or girl is definitely not his brother.

She has dark blue hair, pale skin, and bluebell eyes. She's also short, he estimated the same hight of his shoulders. She's wearing a red sweater and jeans. There's also a tiny pink purse that she carried. She looks like she isn't even aware on what she's doing.

The girl stared at him for a second, just staring at him blankly. Then she blinked and her whole face became red. "Oops, wrong door," her eyes went to the TV and she pointed at it. "So, uh... Ya like jazz?" she fell down into the floor, snoring.

"What the fuck?" Jason is so confused. The universe had just to ruin his break.

Jason noticed the large eyebags on her face. She probably haven't went to sleep for a few days to make it that deep. Maybe she's sleep deprived. Jason sighed. Oh gods, not another Tim.

She must be his new neighbor that arrived a few weeks ago. Marinette? He never got to see her it was since he's rarely at his apartment. She seems to also never leave her apartment according to the owner. The owner is also the reason he knew of her existence.

Jason carried her to her apartment- witch he can say is pretty good, except with all the scattered on the floor and a table. There are plenty of unfinished clothes on mannequins. Even if its unfinished, he can tell that they're good. A designer then.

When he stepped in, Jason crinkled his nose from the harsh smell of coffee all-over the place. Dammn, she is another Tim.

Jason set her quietly on the couch near the door so she can sleep peacefully. Jason found a pen and a paper on a nearby table and wrote her a not. He placed it on her hand for her to see when she wakes up.

When Jason returned to his apartment, last question got him thinking him. Who's Jazz?

Jason's question was answered when he turned to the TV. The random channel his remote landed on is playing "Bee Movie".

Huh.

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I know, it's short, but better than no post at all. Also, am I supposed to tag - @moonlitceleste ? Since I used her idea as an inspiration? Sorry, I'm kinda new to this.

@jasonette-july-event

[seaweedbraens]

Gods be dammned I forgot to comment my absolute favorite passage of wcwsth(was), but that was like a speedrun explanation for believing in things. Like, the entire Passage: "When I’m in a crisis, I need something to believe in to keep me grounded, keep me sane. I can either choose to believe in the gods to help me out in times of trouble, or I can choose to believe in myself.” She laughed. “And I sure as fuck don’t believe in myself."" thats a fucking raw quote. its incredibly awesome.

FUN FACT this came right from my own life! im a hindu and my parents, though not very orthodox, used to insist on me accompanying them to temples when i was younger. i pitched a fit for a long time until my mom sat me down and said, "look. im not asking you to believe in god, but its super important for you to have some kind of anchoring, something to hold onto when you hit a low point. praying works for me; it may not work for you, so if you choose not to believe in god, believe in yourself instead." that shit STUCK w me and im glad you like it too <3

[dcbutinamrev]

Amrev as Classic Vines pt. 4

(After that post, we all could use a little laugh. Hope these help lighten up your mood or day! Enjoy!) 

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King George III: *holding ice cream* Unicorns be like- 

*smashes ice cream at Seabury* 

Seabury: 

Laurens: *after he discovered Hamilton’s marriage* Screw you, I’m leaving! 

*slams door, pauses* 

Laurens: Oh...forgot my keys! Ha ha ha 

Hamilton: Laurens, how did you get your hair to look so good? I’m jealous... 

Laurens: ...It’s...natural... 

Hamilton: Wow... 

Jefferson: Sir, can I have a full tank of gas? 

Hamilton: That is $38 

Jefferson: That is absolutely ridiculous 

Hamilton: If you don’t like the price, go to Taco Bell. They’ll give you gas for $1.29 

Henry Laurens: This room always messy! You got clothes on the floor- 

Laurens: *grins and presses button* I do this all the time, I am so sorry 

Hamilton: *at Maria Reynolds* Ooh- 

Betsey: No! Very bad no! Go inside! 

Hamilton: 

Betsey: Now, stay in there and think about what you did wrong! 

Hamilton: But she was fine- 

Washington: *when the aides leave to go somewhere* Alright guys, have fun! I’ll be here! *laughs awkwardly* If you need me! By myself... 

Angelica: Did you see what Alexander did to his girlfriend at lunch?! 

Peggy: What?! 

Angelica: He got her a napkin! 

Peggy: No! 

Angelica: Yes! That is so goals! 

Laurens: Time for some patriatoic activities! 

Lafayette: Fireworks?! 

Laurens: No! Dumping tea! *splashes tea* 

Redcoat: *screams* 

Lafayette: Was that hot tea? 

Laurens: Maybe... 

Tilghman: What are you doing...? 

Meade: THE FLOORS ARE LAVA! 

Tilghman: You’ve been doing that since you were a kid... 

Meade: I’m not dead yet, am I?! 

Washington: Okay, senior trip! Where do you want to go? 

Hamilton: The Bahamas! 

Washington: I don’t know about that...

Laurens: Let’s go to hell! 

Washington: No! 

Betsey: What do you want for Christmas? 

Angelica H: All the worlds pugs! *pause* Pugs are for life 

Philip H: Hey, Dad, can we go get ice cream?

Hamilton: Uh...sorry buddy, we can’t 

Philip H: Okay...fine, I guess I’ll just tell Mom that you’re cheating on her 

Hamilton: *panics* Ice cream sounds great! Let’s go! 

Burr: Hey, could you pass the ranch? 

Hamilton: What do you say? 

Burr: Uh, what do you say? Give me that stupid ranch before I kill you. I swear it- 

 Hamilton: Oh, you look like you got a little something right there... 

Laurens: What is it? 

Hamilton: Pepper? 

Laurens: Wait...no..Ow! That’s my mustache! 

Hamilton: Babe... 

Laurens: *wakes up* Wassup? 

Hamilton: I love you~ 

Laurens: New phone, who this?

Hamilton: What...? 

Laurens: New phone, who this?! 

Tallmadge: Go pet the lion, he’s more scared of you than you are of it 

Arnold: I highly doubt that cause I am terrified right now 

*Burr says something* 

Hamilton: *tries not to laugh but fails* Fuck you Burr 

Washington: *at Hamilton*: Hey, son! How’s it going? How are those chores going? Don’t forget the flowers, you need to...WATER those! 

Hamilton: Gingers have no souls...seriously...just look at them 

Hamilton: Hey, me and John are going to go jump off a bridge! You wanna come? 

Lafayette: Oh my God, I am so unprepared for this *laughs* YES!

Johann Lavine: Hey, buddy, your grades are slipping... what’s up with that? 

Hamilton:  What’s up with you just getting out of prison? 

Harry Laurens: Not to rough... 

Laurens: *tossing Jemmy up and down* He’s alright! Aren’t you? 

Laurens: *tosses Jemmy up*

Jemmy: *hits head and falls* 

Laurens: 

Harry: 

Laurens: Call the doctor...now... 

Lafayette: *at Laurens* You look coat looks so comfortable! 

Hamilton: *at Laurens* You’re so sexy I set you as my homescreen! 

Kinloch: *at Laurens* You have the voice of an angel! 

Betsey: Can I get all tall frappichino? You want whipped cream? 

Hamilton: *deep voice* You bet your ass I want whipped cream 

Betsey: *slightly terrified* With whipped cream...

Hamilton: Whipped cream.. 

Hamilton: *in aide-de-camp office* Fuck. 

Washington: Yo! Watch your language! 

Hamilton: Oh, shit my bad. Fucking...dammn it... 

Hamilton: I had a dream about you last night... 

Laurens: Well, tell me about it~ 

Hamilton: No, I don’t remember! 

Laurens: Well, try to remember something 

Hamilton: You were in France, it was a Tuesday night, you were wearing a red shirt 

Laurens: 

Betsey: Babe, we did it! You’re going to be a father! 

Hamilton: Babe, I’m reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?! 

Hale: I’m Nate 

Tallmadge: And I’m Ben 

Both: And we’re too very supportive guys 

Tallmadge: I can’t lift this... 

Hale: I believe in you 

Tallmadge: Okay...

Hamilton: How many times do I have to tell you, you’re ten years old for crying out loud 

Philip H: I know Dad, I’m sorry...

Hamilton: Beer before liquor never been sicker. Okay? 

Theodosia Burr Jr: Dude, how’d your Dad make all the money? 

Philip H: Dad, do the voice... 

Hamilton: E. A. Sports 

General Green: Show me the police sketch 

*Laurens hands paper* 

General Green: What the hell is this? 

Laurens: Art *peace sign* Okay? 

Jefferson: Ladies...if you ever want to get a guy’s attention... just wear a bonnent! They are so sexy bring them back! 

Laurens: *does something reckless and stabs a Redcoat hot-like on the battlefiled*

Hamilton: That was majestic~

Laurens: Alexander, what big eyes you have

Hamilton: All the better ways to see you, my dear! 

Laurens: What big nose! 

Hamilton: 

Laurens: 

Hamilton: *laughs awkwardly* What about my nose? 

*When Hamilton returns from Yorktown*

Betsey: Oh, honey, I’m so happy you’re back! But can you surprise me in a cuter way, so I can film it and post it on Facebook 

Andre: Whatever happened to predictability? 

Arnold: What do you mean? 

Andre: I mean, the milkman, the paper boy, England teaming! 

King George III: Wait what? You’re not coming to my tea party?! Seabury, I made biscuts! 

Paul Revere: Hey, guys. If you really want to get the job, bring your own bean bag to the interview! That way you look casual 

John Quincy Adams: My Mom said I could be the best dancer in the world! 

Abigail Adams: Believe in yourself, baby!

Hamilton: You know when it’s sibling day and you’re like, “Hey! I love you.” 

James Hamilton Jr.: I love you too... 

Both: I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 

Philip H: Dad...? 

Hamilton: Yes, sweetie? 

Philip H: What are you doing?

Hamilton: Just watching you sleep

Philip H: This is my dorm! 

Rachel Faucette: Alexander, it’s family dinner time. Get those elbows off the table. 

Hamilton: Fine 

Hamilton: * to James Hamilton, foot on table* Dad, can you pass me the potatoes 

Spada: *howls like a wolf* 

Meade: Hey, Harrison, what do you want for Christmas? 

Harrison: I don’t know! I got pizza and some turkey for Christmas, man! I’m so hungry!

[guineapigsinwinter]

A slightly different collection

“Okay seriously who the hell puts a gardening club on the roof? Like how do they get all the soil up here and where do the roots go?” Tem loudly complained from his seat on Legoshi’s left shoulder, Kibi cheerfully sat on the wolf’s right. Dammned anteater was loving it, Tem had noticed the slight blush on the omnivores face whilst Legoshi had carried them up the stairs.

  “That’s a good point actually, think they will have enough roses for us?” Kai asked causing the three to look at him.

Putting a hand to his chin, Kibi murmured. “That’s actually a good point, we may need to change Dom’s plans or call in a florist maybe..”

  Kai opened the door, revealing the rooftop garden and a barrage of scents that was almost overwhelming to Tem. He hated to think how bad it was for Legoshi, who had frozen up, accidentally Kibi and Tem both tumbling. Kai caught him, the mongoose’s arms wrapping around in a manner more gentle then even Tem would have thought.

“Hey careful Legoshi, you sent everyone flying!” Kai shouted up at Legoshi, though the wolf didn’t seem to even hear.

 Legoshi.. was panicked, his face reminding Tem of when he had arrived at that lecture hall with Jack and Durham and seen his and Riz’s injuries. Why? All there was in the garden was a white dwarf rabbit.. come to think of it there had been a rumour about a white rabbit but Tem couldn’t for his life remember it.

“Wh, well what do you know? I, I, I have stuff that has to be done! Very important ummm assignments! I’m sure you guys will be able to sort this all out without me I’ll get you all antshakes for having to go.” Kibi stammered out, turning to leave making the other stage crew all turn to look at the flustered omnivore.

Okay just what the hell was going on? And Kibi was not flaking on them, not this time. Tem’s hand shot out, grabbing the back of Kibi’s shirt. “Kibi cut the bullshit, what’s the matter?” he snapped at his short friend.

Kibi panicked, turning to face them as Kai set Tem onto the ground, but Tem maintained his hold on the omnivores shirt, hand moving to the side of his neck. When had Kibi’s neck fur gotten so soft? 

“What? I just forgot an assignment that is due tomorrow Tem, you know how forgetful I am. I’ll get you two antshakes each!” The anteater said with false cheer, causing Tem and Kai to both snort.

“Kibi, you owe everyone in the club so many antshakes even Louis couldn’t afford to buy them all. What’s got you acting like a normie all of a sudden?” Kai asked derisively.

“It’s likely my reputation I’m afraid. Can I help you? And is your friend okay?” a soft female voice made Tem and Kai turn around.

The white rabbit had approached them, and was indicating to Legoshi who was frozen, in the middle of what looked to Tem like a panic attack. Something about this rabbit terrified Legoshi. Legoshi was anxious and reverential to herbivores to a frankly worrying degree, just what about this dwarf rabbit was scaring one of the largest wolves in the school?

“You okay wolf boy? The flowers are hitting my nose pretty badly, I dread to think how it’s hitting yours.” Kibi asked, guilt overcoming his previous fear and desire to leave as he stepped forward, gently touching the wolf’s leg to get his attention.

Legoshi almost jumped into the air, startled and letting out a small whine, causing the rabbit to step back and Kai to step protectively in front of Tem.

Blinking and looking around, Legoshi flushed as his ear’s dropped, embarrassment clear. “S, sorry I think it was just overstimulation from the flowers, I should be okay now!” He said with painfully false cheer and a cheesily giving a thumbs up to them.

Kibi raised an eyebrow at Tem, and he nodded back. Something was definatly up with Legoshi, and their friend was lying about what had caused his panic attack.

“Oh dear, I may have some hankercheifs or old cleaning cloths in the shed you could cover your nose if that would help? I’m Haru by the way.” Haru introduced her self and stood aside so they could enter.

Walking into the garden, Legoshi looked like he was walking to his execution. “N,no that is fine, I will be okay, just had to get used to it sorry.” Legoshi said, seemingly desperately trying to make himself as small as possible, tail between his legs.

“Sorry about our weirdo, he’s actually a nice guy once you get used to him trying to be a shadow all the time. What did you mean by reputation?” Kai said, slapping Legoshi on the middle of his back, as high as he could reach.

Haru looked at Kai inquisitively at the before looking at Kibi with a slight smile. “Why don’t you say as you seem to know the latest version and I am dying to hear what Mizukuchi is saying about me now.”  She said cheerfully as Kibi blushed scarlet.

The anteater fidgeted nervously from foot to foot, anxiously scratching his snout and the back of his head.  “Well you see the thing is, well I am sure it’s just malicious gossip you know what the rumour mill is like. Not worth anything I really shouldn’t pay any attention to it at all.” Kibi anxiously said, making everyone stare at him in disbelief. Bill was never going to believe Tem when he told him about this, Kibi was normally so suave, especially when around larger carnivores.

Haru sighed before lightly laughing. “Let me guess, I’m a slut, a man stealer who deliberately ruins relationships and lures men to their doom? Guilty as charged except for the last two, I keep telling old two face it was her boyfriend who approached me but she can’t accept that.” She said giving Kibi an inquiring look.

Kibi sighed, shoulders falling. “Eh.. ye, yeah. It was him who talked about you, seemed head over heels for you until another friend mentioned how good you were and how everyone had err been with you.” Kibi admitted, blushing in embarrassment and finding the floor very interesting.

Haru let out a sharp laugh. “Ha, well nice to know he enjoyed it. I admit I’ve never been with so many at once, or any carnivores at all. Well I guess we better get to the shed and get started, I am not doing anything out side got it?” She said placing a hand on her hips as she confidently talked, a slight edge of resignation in her voice.

Tem felt his jaw drop, and out of the corner of his eye could see that Legoshi’s and Kai’s had as well. She.. she thought they were here for sex. Sex with her? As a group? Was that even possible? Not that it would be bad with Kai and Legoshi, hell even Kibi was cute when he wasn’t flaking. Where the hell had that thought come from? He loved Els goddamnit. He was straight. Even if Legoshi’s fur was so fluffy and being held against Kai had felt so good. And there was a thrill when ever Bill carried him or they did a prank together. And even after what happened Riz was beautiful and kind good at listening.  And Aoba’s beak and the sheer reliability and safety he exuded. And just how far did the different fur colours go down on them?

Okay, maybe he was Bi, bi for carnviores. no reason to panic. He had been able to survive his best friend having an instinct snap and mauling him, no need to panic about being Bi. Wait what was going on?

“No we are not here for that! Roses! We are here for your roses! Specifically your red ones! Oh god tat isn’t a euphemism is it? We are not here for sex, especially with you!” Kibi shouted out, causing Legoshi, Tem and Kai to turn and stare at him.

Haru scowled at him. “Look just because I enjoy sex and figure if people are going to make assumptions because I am a rabbit I might as well roll with it doesn’t mean you get to look down on okay?” She angrily snapped back. Heh, so she had teeth.

“Wh, nonono it’s just you are really, really not my type at all! Like not even close. It’s nothing personal against you I can promise you that!” Kibi continued to panic and fluster, tail planting to the ground behind him as he frantically waved his hands in front of him.

Haru did not look convinced. “Well if you guys are just here to mock me you can all beat it okay?” She said sternly, glaring at the group. Tem could already feel a headache coming on.

Kibi spluttered. “No! Look we are from the drama society and need roses for the performance please? Dom was so excited about his idea for them and I really don’t want to let him down.” Kibi hurriedly said, bowing deeply in apology to the irate rabbit.

“Really? And I’m just expected to give you my children after you’ve just insulted me? You have a lot of nerve for such a short guy.” Haru coolly replied, her foot tapping in irritation.

Kibi let out a squeak of panic, seeming to glance around them and the garden. “Look I am sorry I really, really didn’t mean to insult you. The reason I wouldn’t have sex with you is that you are a girl okay.” Kibi blurted out, seeming to shly shrink and fidget in shame.

Oh. That… actually made a lot of sense. Considering Kibi’s friendship with Tao, the way he looked at Legoshi and all the carnivores, was so touchy with all of them. Tem couldn’t say he was surprised. And considering what he had realised about himself not in a position to throw stones. Legoshi and Kai were both looking at the anteater in confusion, heads cocked to the side.

Haru looked stunned, then embarrassed and slightly ashamed. “Really? Oh my god I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to force you to out yourself. What do you guys need and do you have any more details on what this Dom guy is planning?

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So a bit from the first chapter of Scales and Stripes that I am working on, for context.

Tem bit Riz, breaking him out of it enough but Riz then pretty much broke down into a sobbing ball from guilt and horror. Tem’s leg had been badly injured so he had to call Legoshi for help as he was the only one he trusted to help, potentially deal with Riz if he attacked again but also not to tell anyone what had happened.

He’s walking with a cane, Louis booted him from his part and when Tem loudly complained about Zoe being the replacement and urged him to give it to Kai and defended him Louis then booted him into the stage crew along with Kai.

Pretty much all of the Drama club carnivores have been taking turns carrying Tem, and with the exception of Riz guarding him in case the ‘mystery’ assailent returns.

Riz has been desperatly trying to stay away from him out of fear he could hurt him again but Jack pointed out people would notice.  Legoshi has been very Judgy/suspicious/scornful of him which is really going to cause Tem to call him out in a bit. (He, Kibi and Kai guess after the way Legoshi acts in the garden, Kibi and Kai then guess about Riz from the way Tem calls out Legoshi.)

@abigfuzzybear I blame you for this! I really need to work on my other fics but this has crawled into my head and refusing to let go.

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This is kind of a cliche request but can you do sth where the reader and Natasha are on a date at coffee shop or somewhere and another girl that the reader used to like and was rejected comes in and Natasha recognises her and starts to get jealous but when Nat goes to the bathroom the other girl tells her she made a mistake but the reader says she is happy w nat which nat over hears? Thankyou 💕

I love this request ! To anyone else who requested, I’m just going in order.

Y/N nearly spit out the coffee she was drinking. “Clint did what?” She asked, eyebrows raised from where she and her girlfriend, Natasha Romanoff, sat in a coffee shop. It was rare for the two spies to have a day off for themselves, and the beautiful weather outside just made it feel more and more like a wonderful dream.

Natasha nodded in confirmation, giggling. It was so rare that the Black Widow did something as innocent as giggling that the sound warmed Y/N’s heart. “He hid in the vents to get out of a lecture from Steve,” she said, shaking her head in amusement at the memory.

“Wow. I really should visit the Tower more often,” Y/N said, putting the mug to her lips and taking a long sip of her coffee. “Mmmm.”

The door rang as it opened, alerting both women. Y/N was able to keep her concentration on her girlfriend, but Natasha being a highly trained spy, flickered her eyes over just in case the person entering was a threat.

Y/N gazed out the window behind the redhead until she heard Natasha growl just the lightest of bit and saw her eyes narrow. Y/N immediately sat up in her seat and went to look at what Natasha was looking at, until Natasha placed her hand over Y/N’s, stopping her.

Damn. The butterflies fluttering through her heart was as familiar was the first time they met. It was only a signal of how in love Y/N was.

“It’s nothing, Любовь,” Natasha said, making Y/N smile once more and calm down. The trust they had in each other was unrivaled.

(Любовь = ‘love’)

It wasn’t nothing. At least, not for Natasha. However Natasha didn’t want to worry her girlfriend, or put a damper on the mood. The two were having such a good time together, and Natasha would to anything to keep that from being distributed.

What Natasha saw wasn’t a huge threat, she thought. It was merely Y/N’s “ex”, a SHIELD Agent who had moved a couple months back. Natasha remembered the story clearly. She was the one to comfort Y/N, as her best friend at the time, after that dammned girl rejected her. That was the night when Natasha thought “Who could reject such an amazing and beautiful woman?” and Natasha realized she was starting to fall for Y/N.

The two talked a bit more until Natasha had to go to the bathroom. She excused herself, and Y/N sipped more of her coffee and gazed out the window once more. However, her peace wasn’t held for long.

“Y/N?” Y/N turned around when hearing her name, and blinked in shock when she saw Maria, the woman she had fallen for and was cruelly rejected by.

“Uh, Maria? What are you doing here?” Y/N asked, trying to remain civil.

“Well, I realized that I made the wrong choice, Y/N. And I’d like to have a chance with you,” Maria said, not meeting Y/N’s eyes, and shifting her weight uncomfortably.

Y/N waited for a moment, trying to see if this was a joke. When the silence just continued, she stated the obvious, “You laughed in my face and asked me why a girl like you would ever want a girl like me when I confessed my feelings for you.”

A blush quickly grew on Maria’s face and she looked away, shameful, before gaining the courage to look at Y/N. “I know, but . . . I was wrong to do that . . . And, c’mon, are you actually happy with Romanoff? She’s scary. I would treat you better,” Maria said, getting back the courage she had months ago.

Y/N’s nose flared and she stood up, frowning. “Nat may be a little intimidating at first, but she’s far from ‘scary’. And I doubt you could treat me better, as all you’ve shown is that you’d treat me worse than she does. I’m much happier with her,” Y/N said.

Maria blinked, obviously expecting something different than this reaction. When Maria just stood there, Y/N said, “I believe we’re done. Bye.” Maria took that as her cue to leave.

Y/N took a deep breath, calming down. When she saw Natasha head back to the table, her previous annoyance disappeared. Y/N immediately walked towards Natasha and gave her girlfriend a kiss.

Natasha merely grinned down at Y/N. “You heard that, didn’t you?” Y/N asked.

Natasha nodded. “I did. I’m so happy that you’re happy. That’s all I ever wanted,” she said, and leaned down to kiss Y/N again. They forgot that they were in a coffee shop.

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Prince of Wishful Thinking (Tom Retrospective): Tough Love or The True Monster

Hello all you happy people and welcome back to Prince of Wishful Thinking, what is usually my look at the life and times of Tom Lucitor but since I NEED to cover the season 3 finale as vital part of Tom’s story, we’re taking one last look at the tragic tale of Meteora Butterfly before the finale sends these two stories hurtling together. You’d THINK this would be the last detour of this already sizeable arc.. and you’d be wrong as i’ll also be covering Kelly’s World, as I feel it’s vital for both “Curse of the Blood Moon” and “A Boy and his hard to remember title”, as it provides extra context for Marco’s anguish in the former.. and provides extra evidence for why a CERTAIN MOMENT in the latter pisses me off to no end.. seriously even when as universe dies and the only people left are Frankllin Richards and Galactus, there will still be a little note reading “Fuck how they treated Kelly” written in all caps so Galactus remembers to yell it. 

So sadly that DOES mean it’s been three entries in this retrospective in a row that either haven’t feature Tom at all or in the case of the last episode only had him in short cameos. I mean we did get his love affair for pie but we also got a creepy goblin man forcing his girlfriend and best friend to kiss each other, his best friend being WAY to eager to jump to that conclusion, and neither considering using Marco’s Scissors because the writers only remember he has those half the time in Season 3... and clearly I ddn’t either as I forgot to mention that plot hole, something @jess-the-vampire​ brought up to me. Sadly I DID forget to consult on this when we talked earlier this week , and she’s not online as I write this so I won’t have her insight for this one. 

But if you want some Tom content, i’m happy to share my crossover ship for the boy with you. I’ve been shipping him with Octavia from Helluva Boss lately.  Because of course it’s Helluva Boss, i’ve not been at all subtle with my obession with it and much like Letterkenny, X-Men and Dragon Ball Z Abriged it is a love I never plan to be subtle about. 

But I just think they compliment each other well: They have contrasting atittudes, and tastes in music, but seem like they’d share hobbies. Like taxidermy.. I could see Tom buying this... demonic combination of a badger, a skunk, a deer and my nightmares Octavia is preciously holding up.

Granted I also feel tom would both animate them with their dead souls.. and then use his new woodland friends of the dammned as a chorus to sing “Can You Picture That” from the Muppet Movie, because that’s what my mind does on a regular day. I think the contrasting attitude creates great chemstiry and it made me also realize I have a thing for ships with directly contrasting home lives.  Tom has two loving decent parents who deeply love one another and at worst simply didn’t reign in his worse behavior because it was standard for demon stuff. Octavia in contrast simply has two parents, one who DOES love her and tries his best, but his best includes calling his side piece “My big dicked blitzy” right in front of her and hiring said side piece to guard them, and her mother who clearly thinks so little of her daughter’s emotional well being she hired a cowboy to shoot her daddy dead in the middle of a large crowd. The point is I think they’d be adorable and they both badly need to be happy after being emotionally fucked over by people they care about. 

But  alas my new ship will have to wait as we marginally important things to get down too.. things that will impact both this season and the next’s endgame and utterly destroy Eclipsa and Moon’s relationship for good. Sound fun? Well if so join me under the cut won’t you?

We open in the Pidgeon Kingdom.. and things aren’t exactly great.. and by that I mean Meteora stomped a hole through it and ravaged the place and Rich demands blood.. and vengance.. and possibly blood vengance. But not Tekken Blood Vengance.. he already has like 5 copies of that on dvd. Still needs it on Blu Ray though, hook him up if you got it. 

So Moon and Eclipsa are trying to smooth this over/find out which way did she go George which way did she go, and are angrily dismissed after they try Rich’s patience, not helped by Eclipsa not being familiar with the Pidgeon Kingdom because they hadn’t slaughtered everyone who used to live there yet. Look that’s what happened, Star outright mentions in the Big Book of Spells that htey suddenly sprung up where another kingdom was and no one knows what happens. There was some bird murders up in that place.. or birdur if you will. Some birds drank some human blood. This is what Alfred Hitchock tried to warn us about with his film built on horrifying actress abuse. 

The point is with some more pidgeon-led murder stabbings on the cards our heroines are trying to find her since their attempts to convince Rich not to go on an Archer Style Rampage fell on deaf ears. 

But it’s clear from the second the two are alone both have diffrent priorties: Eclipsa desperatley wants to find the daughter she lost and talk her down from what sh’es become, help her become better and hopefuly heal from the pain she’s been in. She’s lost her husband, her kingdom and centuries. She can’t loose her baby girl too.

Moon on the other hand... clearly has no intrest in helping Meteora or stopping this peacefully. Her first thought is stopping Meteora. Her living through it is not necessary. It’s also clear her racisim isn’t REMOTELY gone depsite Buff Frog and Star’s best attempts and despite learning just how deeply and horribly Mewni’s engrained racism has hurt eclipsa and destoryed Moon’s own family history. To Moon this is just a big monster to fight.. i’ll dive into this more in a bit.

For now our heroines encounter an angry mob. This time their not here for Homer Simpson, but for Meteora as her rampages have destroyd their towns, livelehoods and given some weird guy a hat. It’s the best bit of the episode and i’m embarassed I forgot it happened. 

So with them being no help our queens back out but end up finding some actual help: Eddie! You know the guy from the episode I skipped over... River’s cousin or something like that. He dosen’t have a wiki entry, I do not know why. He’s voiced by Rhys Dharby of Flight of the Conchords Fame whose since made quite the career as a voice actor. No major roles yet that i’m aware of, but a lot of delightful minor ones like this. It’s good to see him he was one of the highlights of that show and not just because he sang this..

Eddie showed up in the Bog Beast of Boggabah and I honestly forgot he was in this episode.. but again, it’s Rhys Dharby. It’s not like suddenly finding out “Aw god dammit Pauly Shore is in this”. So Eddie agrees to help as he’s been tracknig Meteora.. and we find out something troubling: Meteora is getting BIGGER. Gradually, to the point the bog from said episode Is skipped over is drained because she DRANK IT. We also get a great exchange “I’d hate to see the size of her mother” “Actually her father more than helped with that”

Awwwww.... seriously Esme Blanco is a national treasure and has some great deliveries in this one.. and some heartbreaking ones. But before we can get to that it turns out Meteora sucked the powers out of Eddies family.. who he misses..e xcept one guy> That guy can fuck right off. Seriously Eddie is also a national treasure and I wish he’d shown up in season 4. I mean he couldn’t of HURT it. For one it’s Rhys Dharby and for another that season shot itself in the face, both feet, the groin and then the face again enough that I don’t think anything could hurt it as bad as the writers already did. 

But sadly we say farwell to Eddie as he goes out how men have since the begining of time.. deciding to poke a strange creature till it murdered him. Or took his soul out in this case, speaking of which...

Yeah while I couldn’t get Jess in time for this review, she did bring this up in the past: Meteora’s ablility to pull a 

Comes right the fuck out of nowhere with no build up and no explination for it. She DID drain personalites and according to this episode youth.. but that was with a big ole machine. It MIGHT have been intended to be one of Globgor’s powers.. but that makes zero sense, as if he COULD do that, as we saw with Toffee last season when he had that power, also out of nowhere but at least it made a touch more sense given his power was draining magical energy anyway at the time, so adding souls to that isn’t a huge stretch, but as we saw that would’ve been game over for the comission, especially since we DO see him fighting them one on three next season. If he had this power, he wouldn’t be in crystal and I think they realized that, but just tried to act as if his daugther COULDN’T do that and assumed everyone would casually forget. And I get not accounting for me writing about this years later, even I wouldn’t of thought that, but not counting on fans both young and old to latch onto a continuity error? Have you met fandoms Disney, have you? It dosen’t bring the story down entirely and I get WHY ti’s there, so she can nonlethally kill people so we’re not down most of the cast for Season 4, but it feels like an easy win button and one she barely uses despite it being eye beam activated. It should be easy enough to pull, boom, soul suck, win, rinse and repeat. It’s okay to have uber powerful tequniques but they have to have a drawback. For instance the Kaioken from DBZ. It’s a really damn cool technique that gives the user a neat red aura and amplifies poewr.. but the more you amplify the more strain it puts on your body and the more likely you’ll die, and Super later creatively explained why it hadn’t been used since Super Sayian was introduced because said form would’ve sped it up so much it’d be too much for a body to take. Here whie Meteora dosen’t use it in EVERY fight, she uses it enough that it makes no sense this isn’t just her first move for every fight she gets into, mental breakdown or not. 

That being said Meteora’s current mental state as she talks to her mother, having regressed to talking in only a few words and acting like a child, makes perfect sense. Henious already wasn’t in great mental shape to begin with, having a slow sustained breakdown since Marco overthrew her. and now on top of this she remembers her whole life has been a lie, starts to mutate into her natural state at a rapid and likely unehalthy pace, and then finds out on top of all of this Mewni is rightfully owed to her. Given she ended last episode blowing a guy up for rejecting her, it’s not a stretch that given even more power and no time to process anything, Metora would deteroate further. 

Esme and Jessica really knock this scene out of the park as Eclipsa presents Metora with her old doll Bobo and gently trying ot talk to her.. but you also get the fear Eclipsa feels as she tries to awkardly manuver around the fact her daughter is far more unhinged than she was prepared for, even threanting Eclipsa simply because Eclipsa wanted to be called mother instead of mommy. But despite this fear.. Eclipsa wants to help and Walter beautifuly captured metoera as a hulk like tragic figure:a being with low sanity and too much power desperate to be loved by the one person it cares about. And it makes it even more heartbreaking as Eclipsa explains what happened: bad people trapped her , a disfunctoinal society with a racist queen and even more racist subjects has taken hold in her absence... and it’s clear both want opposite things: Meteora wants what sh’es owed, her family back on the throne and Mewni back in her graps, but has lost herself so much to rage, anger and insanity she can’t see it’s not hers to take, while Eclipsa.. just wants her daughter back. She’d be happy just settling down with her and having a LIFE after hers was taken away. Eclipsa just wants a chance to be with what family she has left. It just HURTS to know that despite RIGHTFULLY hating the comission, despite having eveyr reason to take the crown from Moon by force and make the world better by force.. she dosen’t want that. She just wants some peace. It’s selfish... but it’s hard not to be when you havealmost nothing to hold onto. Eclipsa has lost her legacy, her husband and her crown... Meteora is all she has and all she wants and sh’ed of been happy if she just accepted that. If that was enough. 

But the real telling part, and the thing that ultimately makes this go as bad as it does.. is Moon’s reactions to all of this. Sh’es CONFUSED by Meteora having a toy as if that’s foreign to her a monster would, and she’s cleaerly livid , if restrianing it, at both Meteora’s deire for the crown and Eclipsa RIGHTFULLY calling out the state of how things are, and mildly at that. Despite seeing how much damage Mewni’s inherent racisim has done, how it lead to her living a lie, ruined Eclipss, Globgore and Metora’s lives, despite how DESPERTLY her daughter struggles to fight against it, despite seeing firsthand that Monsters can have famiies and lives... she can’t let it go. She can’t see monsters as people. SHe dosen’t see a flawed person who was turned into a metpohrical monster by years of brainwashing and abuse and is slowly unravling under the weight of her true self.. she just sees a threat to her kingdom. She dosen’t see her kingdom as racist, just as it should be. And she dosen’t see herself as stepping down like hse damn well should’ve the MOMENT she found out everything. Because at her heart Moon can’t accept the truth and clings to her racisim. 

And that my friends.. is what ultimately leads to Tragedy. Not Meteora’s unraveling mental state, not Eclipsa’s naitvite. What happens next is ENITRELY Moon’s fault. Whle Eclipsa was failing to get through to Metora, she was trying her best and might of gotten somewhere.. but Moon was already settling to attack.. and does so, making it look like Eclipsa set her own child up. 

A fight ensues, a suprisingly even one... but Eclipsa breaks it up and PROVES her way could’ve worked. In one of Esme’s best performances sshe tearfully tells her daughter she loves her.. that ALL she wants is time with her to make up for what she’s lost.. she dosen’t need a kingdom or her crown or her wand, all things she DESERVES... she just wants her daughter. She just wants to help her baby girl before she goes so far down this path of hatred and vengance she’s alreayd well trod upon there is no point to return to. 

It gets through to Meteora, makes her stop... and Moon TAKES ADANTAGE OF THAT. She then restrains metoera with a magical rock barrier and starts palpatineing her to death. It’s a horrifying moment that ultimately shows who Moon really is.. that when given the chance to let Meteora go, let her CHANGE and grow as a person and help the kingdom.. she instead tries to kill her. When she’s no longer a threat,  hasn’t seriously hurt her in their fight, and could use her power to RESTORE the damage she’s done, fix what she’s broken and help the kingdom grow and mend the bridges racisim has torn down. But all she can see is a monster, and something to destroy.. not someONE to save. 

So Eclipsa does what Moon would do if it were star about to die and saves her daughter, desperatly trying to stop mooon.. and allowing Meteora to get a clear shot and take half of moon’s soul. While Eclipsa is able to stop her from taking the full thing, Moon is left disoreinted and half alive and leaves on insticnt to parts unknown while Meteora escapes. Eclipsa is left alone, devistated and with her daughter truly lost. And the worst is truly yet to come. 

Before we get into final thoughts i’d like to talk about how this scene impacts Moon’s betryal later. To me having rewatched this scene.. it only makes it work MORE making it clear Moon simply can’t fahtom racial equality and that she can’t fahtom that eclipsa had very good reason for doing what she did ... to me it comes off as her using Eclipsa betryaing her as a very flimsy justifcation to not validate her rule and to first retire and then try a coup. That “Well she “BETRAYED” me so i’m fine. “ But in truth... she betrayed Eclipsa first. She attacked her daughter TWICE when Eclipsa was close to getting through to her Her reasons are flimsy.. because i’ts not ABOUT eclipsa, but what eclipsa represents: equality with a race Moon dosen’t see as people. It’s about Moon’s racisim coloring everything tills h’es truly blinded and should have lost everything She didn’t because the ending is a fucking disgrace, but we might get to that at some point, the point here is for all that disgrace’s faults... it did get it right here, and Moon was always portrayed as being unable to let go of her racisim no matter what it cost her or how much her daughter despteratly tried to change her. Trust me as someone whose Dad used to argue that gay marriage meant he should be able to marry his cat, and who still argues against trans people using the bathroom of their choice, I get trying desperatley to change someone who don’t wanna. “Sigh”. 

Final Thoughts: This episode is truly excellent. The writing is top notch as is the voice acting for all involved and the climax isa true, well led up to tragedy. The animation is also on point, with the characters emotions on perfect display. This is an episode I now realize is one of the series best and worth ar ewatch if you haven’ts een it. Truly amazing stuff that gets me pumped for the finale.. and disapoints me in how the series could reach these highs for one finale.. but would sink to it’s lowest point for next seasons.  Next Time on Prince of Wishful Thinking: Star tries depseratly to find her mom, while Marco, Tom and a motely crew of misfits try to take down Meteora and Tom learns the awful truth from the photo booth and wears a zuko ponytail which weirdly looks good on him. That boy can rock anything let me tell you. 

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Text Message || Ari & Nikki

Nikki: You BORING.

Nikki: Idk what to do with this phone. Wtf is this?!

Nikki: I will probably leave it at my room every dammned time. That’s okay, I also forgot my manners. LMAO touchée.

Nikki: Where were you at the party?

Ari:I'm not! Well..maybe I am..I mean...I spend my day at a library.But on my defense, I love books.

Ari:But Keep it with you. Or else I will worry if you don't reply.

Ari: We shouldn't forget manners, Nikki.

Ari: I was near the food stand. You know that's my jam when I go to parties.

[lazy-alex]

There’s something wrong with my suit....

Jasonette July Day 1: “Suit up“ ROMANTIC

MASTERPOST

An text sounded on Marinette's cellphone. She is cuddling with her boyfriend- Jason Todd- on her apartment. They were having a movie night and was watching Disney films; and were currently at Jungle Book. And Jason complaining that Mogli would be eaten by the wolves the moment they saw him. She was reaching for her phone on the table when Jason pulled her back to cuddle.

"Come on Jay, I need to see if it's important." She received a muffled 'fine' as an answer.

She picked up her phone and read the text.

Babs: There's a robbery down the street you live in. The others are too far away to respond immediately. Let Jason handle them. (Ps. It's TIME.)

"Jay, Babs said there's a robbery down the street. I need to do some stuff. Can you handle them?" Marinette said to her boyfriend after reading the text. She stood up then head towards her closet.

"Yea, sure. Where are you heading anyway?" Marinette changed her pajamas into jeans and a pink t-shirt with black boots. Then tied her hair into a decent ponytail.

"Barbara's. I almost forgot, I promised to help her choose an outfit for her date with Dick." Marinette almost snickered. Of course it's not a complete lie... She is still going to Barbara's. Just for other reasons.

Marinette checked her phone and replied to Barbara.

Mari: Be there in 20 min. Are the cameras ready?

Barbara immediately responded.

Babs: Before you even asked.

Mari: Good, Let the show begin

She tucked her phone in her purse and pecked Jason's cheek. "Bye Jay!" She rushed to the door. "Oh- your suit is on the basket. I just washed it. Bye!!" Then she closed the door.

Jason just shrugged at his girlfriend's weird behavior. He went to where she said his suit is and checked the basket. Weird. The contents are all pink...

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

Jason lifted up HIS SUIT from the basket. And guess what. IT'S PINK. His SUIT and his HELMET is PINK. HIS HELMET IS PINK! EVERYTHING IS PINK.

How will he go out with THIS?!?

As he was stressing himself, a text notification sounded on his phone.

Pixie♥: Suit up. The bad guys don't wait. :-P

That coward! She planned all of this! She did this on purpose! Jason texted back at her furiously.

BlueJay: WHAT THE HELL MARI?!

Pixie♥: its payback Jay

Oh. Marinette was talking about that prank. Jason decided to add red dye to her shampoo. The dye only lasted for a week. But it was hilarious. What ever Jason did to Barbara, he didn't know. But he regret it now...

BlueJay: I already said I was sorry...

BlueJay: HOW AM I GOING OUT??

BlueJay: MARI??

BlueJay: MARIII!!

"Dammit!" Jason cursed. "She's not responding!" He doesn't have a choice. His extras are on his apartment and the batcave. But it will take too long for him to respond. He NEEDS to wear it. Besides, if he didn't wear it, Marinette got more tricks on her sleeve. And he KNOWS that some of those are more worse than this. Jason shivered. His girlfriend is smart. So dammn smart its scary.

He still went to those bastards anyway. He got no choice.

Those criminals will never forget the day they saw Red- Pink Hood. They're lucky that they lived to tell the tale. All of them having nightmares with the Pink Hood beating the shit out of them.

Meanwhile...

Barbara and Marinette are watching the camera footage of Pink Hood beating the criminals; both of them laughing their asses off. Everytime the criminals snort or laugh, they received a hard punch or kick in the gut. Jason cursing more when people saw him. It was hilarious.

It was even more hilarious when he saved a woman from a mugging. She didn't recognize him. She screamed. When he tried to explain that he was helping her; the lady hit him with her shoe. Marinette fell down on the floor; laughing.

Barbara sent a copy of the video to the batcave. They watched it again. This time, on the Bat-computer. Batman even cracked a (very tiny) smirk.

"Hurrah for them." Jason said, annoyed. (And himuliated. His reputation is ruined.)

@jasonette-july-event