#i could go on but

[burymeinwillow]

Some Jesse Cartwright thoughts cause I love my boy so very much

He doesn't grow up around horses, so while he secretly has a huge fond of horses, he's not experienced with them at all. He becomes obsessed with Spirit: Stallion of the cimarron and is 100% one of those people who see a buckskin horse, point at it and go "That's Spirit". Which is alot of fun when he sees Grandpa Ben's horse (:

Grows up in he golden age of the 2000's and 2010's (': As an adult his favorite music is rock music and funky 80's songs, but his favorite guilty pleasure band is Backstreet Boys

Back to the topic of horses, when he travels back to 1890, Joe has to teach him to ride, which he's NOT happy with at first... Only time he ever rode a horse was at a birthday party when he was 10 and it was a pony, AND he fell off

A Gamer Dude.... and yes he LOVES Red Dead Redemption 1/2 and yes he won't shut up about it. At some point he has said "How hard can this western stuff be? I got over 800 hours in Red dead!"

Realizes his dad is Not Like Other Dads during a shootout, watching someone point a gun and Joe and Joe doesn't even flinch. (Puts things into perspective and makes him realize certain things he may not have thought of before about who and what his father really is)

Downplays his own intelligence alot. He'll joke around and be silly but he will also explain and discuss jet engines and flight physics with Adam

Is diagnosed with Adhd (which he 100% realizes he inherited from his father (: )

[knightofleo]

[eusuntgratie]

Hockey questions #23

23. create your own hockey awards what would the first award be and who would you give it to?

omg i can't do better than that one post that made me nearly pee myself laughing.

best hair, best looking, most daddy, fucking beast award all to tanger. (yes i have tanger brainrot this week shhhhh).

i watched his lshl game the other day and the commentators were talking about his strokes and his dad and how much he's overcome and yes. he has. he deserved the masterson.

but he's also an incredible leader, an amazing player and incredibly disciplined, and i'd like to see him recognized for all that too. for how much he fucking loves his team, for all he's given them, for the impact he has on younger players (that he likes hah). also he's really hot i'm not sure if you knew that.

i love him, give him every award we have AND every award i can make up, he deserves them all.

(most specialest little freak award goes to ricky. i love you babe never change)

(best player of the game prop goes to the preds and their dog collar. PENS GIVE ME SOME OF THIS ENERGY)

(most likely to make me try to adopt a full grown adult man award goes to sam ersson. the intense wave of mama bear energy i felt for this child when i saw him play was nearly overwhelming. i was ready to THROW DOWN for this boy and then cook him soup.)

hockey asks | ask me

[hysterical-random-things]

(forgive me if I sent this twice I have a really bad memory)

Top 5 worst transformers designs to draw

1. Wheeljack. I have to think of his torso like a hamburger if I want to get even remotely close and not have him end up flat. He's the fucking bane to my existence and I can't understate how many tossed out sketches I have of just him.

2. Windblade, something about her design just never feels right to me. I feel like she needs more weight, make her strong, and also more robotic? but i cant seem to get the balance with her still looking like windblade. Also something with her color balance bothers me.

3. The entire tfp cast. I am Not able to capture something with the designs that leads them to always looking off, like themselves but to the left and it just isn't a vibe and I also wish some of them had noses. I am 90% sure that's part of my problem

4. Thundercracker specifically. I just can't get his vibes right and my need to keep all the planes kinda similar bites me in the ass because I find a good balance and I feel like he should be Bulkier somehow while also not actually being that. Also I kinda just don't like regular thundercrackers colors

5. Optimus, again it's a vibe thing and also I just don't like drawing his truck chest/torso it's not as fun for me as some others

[fantoccia]

(if you're the type to send someone shit about being depressed or having to make commission posts to make money at all, you can fuck right off and block me. I don't want anything to do with you.)

[skiijumpinng]

stressed out i'm counting on bischofshofen to solve all my problems

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[samuelroukin]

so many ways a character can be dog-coded. stray following someone home and begging for scraps. old and needs to be put out of its misery. attack dog. guard dog. lap dog. puppy that pees on the carpet from excitement. shelter dog just happy to finally have feet to curl up on. unsocialized that bites anyone trying to show kindness. silly goofy puddle monster. obedient until the leash comes off