#i could go on and on.

[southernmamimich]

do you like femmes?

Femmes are the backbone of my being. Oh, what I’d do to have a pretty thing that gets all dolled up for me, kissing me slowly and hungry, holds me, begs pretty for me, leaves possessive marks, smells like flowers, comforts me, loves deeply & unconditionally, they speak up, they protect our community with their fierce voices, or even if they are as quiet as a mouse they deserve to be heard. They challenge societal norms daily. Truly, I do not know where we’d be without them. What is there not to love about the beautiful, daring femmes? I do not “like” femmes, I LOVE femmes.

[dykeredhood]

Screw it. I’m going to handle things in my life in the most well-adjusted way possible: dyeing my hair

[yatiso]

give me film noir recommendations. my life is so over i need something new to get into. i could understand how film noir could potentially go crazy. plz…… thank u

i like to use this and this for noir specifics... frankly i use rym custom charts for finding noirs as it gives me some more useful, concise info to decide what to watch and then use the other sites as a point of reference-- i dont worry about the score much at all but rym does tend to point me in swell directions... this was the first noir i watched on my recent spree and its considered a second tier noir bit i felt watching it if this was second tier id hop skippity at the rest (which i did/have) ... this being said nothing will save u but urself and what you personally have deemed of interest and passion so if noirs dont do the trick something else will im sure of it. theres a lot of noirs worth going crazy about but none will mean nothing if you havent gone crazy at the hints of it before

[loubetcha]

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE SEASON THREE IT MAKES ME THROUGHLY CONFUSED??? i could go on a whole tangent but just.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[samuelroukin]

so many ways a character can be dog-coded. stray following someone home and begging for scraps. old and needs to be put out of its misery. attack dog. guard dog. lap dog. puppy that pees on the carpet from excitement. shelter dog just happy to finally have feet to curl up on. unsocialized that bites anyone trying to show kindness. silly goofy puddle monster. obedient until the leash comes off

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[rabid-transcendentalist]

let's go for a swim with mama

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[s-lycopersicum]