#i celebrate

[eatingyarn]

i feel safe with you.

[audhdgoku]

Happy Sucking Turles Sloppy Style Thursday To All Who Celebrate

[miroslavcloset]

Happy 14 years of Thomas Muller's UCL debut to those who celebrate

[chaorelance]

Happy rabbit & steel day to those who celebrate

[husshow]

Happy Gary Bettman getting booed day to all who celebrate

[theuniversalscat]

Did you hear the latest?! (I’m starting a rumor…) Ellen is now changing her last name! She is not taking anyone else’s that I know of, because she doesn’t steal, as a matter of fact she’s extremely giving and philanthropic on many levels. She’s a person who opens her heart to love very readily, and celebrates life. It’s a very inspirational energy that she chooses to embody, which is cool, but, I digress; she will now be known not by a symbol, well, if it is a symbol, I don’t have a clue, but when you think of it it does conjure up a mental image, but it’s not technically a symbol per say…unless it is in another part of the world, and to that I claim ignorance not in a rude, mean way, but in a “I dunno cause never been exposed to it before and if I was then I’d know” way. So, if her new last name is a symbol, my apologies for not being up to date with what it may or may not be, depending on if it is or isn’t one.

Right! Now, what is this new gossip that is not currently going around about Ellen stealing but not a new last name that is or isn’t a symbol but does create a mental image that is different for everyone who thinks it?

First I must say, that I strongly oppose gossip, as it really isn’t an energy that furthers anyone’s happiness, it usually tends to drag everyone down…. Feel that?! I’m getting… slower… more muddled…. Less clear… quicksand-y. Why do they call it quicksand? If someone or something falls in there, you sink very very slowly, no? There’s nothing quick about it, really. And you yell, and usually no one is there to save you, BUT, there is usually a very old tree with a wispy vine JUST long enough for you to hold onto and pull yourself out, and a camera person to witness and film the whole ordeal, not help, mind you, just document the happenings (i think more camera people should get involved in helping instead of being a voyeur to shame the people who need help… it would really bolster the world’s positive vibration) so I can tell you this with somewhat authority. Whew! That was a close one! I narrowly escaped the quick slow sand gossip! Thank goodness for the proverbial “vine” of a “run on paragraph free association-thought process”, and quicksand moving on the slower side…

Ah yes! Ellen (not) formerly Degeneres, (not) changing her last name to something different. And no, it’s not Smith, cause Will and Jada and family have that, along with millions of others that they share with, and it’s not “Brooks” cause lord knows that’s a whole other non specific set of confusion right there! which Brook is it? How many are there, and Where? I mean… the absolute generalization of it all… I’ve discussed this at length, my own really, but it’s just too vague to continue without any concrete information that doesn’t come from myself… And Jones! There’s a whole truck commercial about all the joneses out there…

No, Ellen’s new “non” last name is extremely fitting to her chosen personality and positive energetic position…. And that new last name is…

George Carlin: Kari?

Kari: Yeah?

George: why the f*ck are you writing this about Ellen when there are a number of other non celebrity people out there that deserve the recognition?

Kari: Look George, I agree that there are a whole lotta people out there contributing a lot of wonderful things to the world behind the scenes, and Ellen was one of them before she hit it big. She has been through a lot trying to be her true self in both her public and private life without selling herself out, not to mention the fact but I will that cause I’ve already typed it that she’s also very kind to people, and I respect that. So that’s why.

George: Yeah. I agree she’s very cool. Proceed.

Kari: So, You’re giving me permission to continue?

George: sure. Don’t let me stop you.

Kari: you already did! You interrupted the flow of energy! The positive momentum I was creating…

George: you were saying that she was changing her last name. And that wasn’t true. Ellen is NOT changing her last name, people. She has been and forever will be Degeneres.

Kari: ok, I was trying to cleverly make a punny point with this piece, George. Now the flow is just caca…

George: it’s not done yet, Kari, turn this caca around…

Kari: that’s very “De-generous” of you, George. Does spelling count?

George: yes. And actually I heard that’s Ellen’s new-old last name….

Kari: you don’t say….

Scene. 👍😉

[lhpics7]

casemiro didn't get a yellow card

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[sarakipin]

Happy One Year Anniversary my Love 10.29.23

[sweetdispatch]

i finally ended up my essay which means i have a free time this week to write here! i already planned to finish the last to fics on songs masterlist and start working on 6 days of kinkmas🤓

[yamat0]

omg happy hxh day to those who celebrate :’)))))))

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[emberfaye]

You know what?

I love you, fics that take months to update. I click on the newest chapter and have no memory of this place and get to go back some chapters and rediscover how much i love everything about this story.

I love you, fics that take years to update. I think of you fondly, and know your names, go search for you and see an update from this year and scream, diving in uncaring of any missed details (i will finish the update and read you in reverse because this is a treat you have bestowed)

I love you, fics that probably will never update again. Thank you for being a roman empire for my mind, thank you for teaching me about the ephemeral fandom experience, for inspiring a thousand million what if-s, for being a comfort read and a nostalgia read and a reread.

I love you fic writers, who jump into projects and stories with enthusiasm. I love you when you succeed in pumping out those chapters and that love doesn't go away when you stop.

I love you fic writers who post and then get in your own head and never feel confident enough to update, whether it's at all or whether it's just that one story.

I love you fic writers, who have a fandom or media hurt you to the point of abandoning or having a hard time with their WIPs.

I love you fic writers, who lose interest or have life changes or illness or bad memory. Thank you for being part of the fandom, a core part of the fandom. Thank you for the time spent in the fandom.

I love you, fic writers who try out something new and then stop. You're so valid.

I love you, WIP fics that may or may not ever get finished. Thank you for brightening my day in the way only you could have.