#i cant lol

[doofusschweetz]

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Playing Genshin like

Genshin Impact NPC: All my family died... I suffered never ending horrors alone in those woods

Everyone: Deadly silence

Genshin Impact NPC: DID ANYONE HEAR ME. I... suffered... UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS

Paimon: Paimon thinks that's a bummer

Genshin Impact NPC: What the fuck is that thing. AH. MY EARS

Genshin Impact NPC: ARE WE HERE JUST TO SUFFER

Paimon: Paimon thinks you need to calm down mister and focus on the real thing that matters. Sweet primogems.

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

OH I'M FREAKING GOING TO THOSE CHECKUPS, BUDDY.

[ugotcooneycrossed]

i know i said i couldnt choose between arsenal and yanited but

oh boy

each day that passes this club becomes more of a joke😭

🫶awfc4eva🫶

[thebeatlelove]

“It definitely appeared to distort the Beatles’ feature”

[grippingmoving]

Trying to find the Red Hood who allegedly appears in the supposed Red Hood centric story Red Hood: The Hill

22 pages in issue #2 and hes in 9 of them. Which, ok, almost 50%.

But on 3 or 4 of those pages he's like one little panel on the page. So not even really 9 pages.

DC, what are we doing here.

[plushegutzz]

what being trans does to squids

[eddiesjeandiovest]

Tbh if the characters werent so charming and compelling in st i simply wouldnt watch it bc the writing is SO inconsistent and bad and ive read fanfics that are FAR more comprehensive in plot than the fuckin duffer brothers could ever hope to create like bffr yall get millions of dollars from this show but still cant keep a consistent story????? LOL

[missegyptiana]

hello halsey. welcome back to the most non toxic app out there

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[stevenrogered]

FREDDY CARTER by Keir Laird for Behind the Blinds

[wolfythewitch]

OCs based on my birds

[faggotisaacfloofs]

the person who helped today when I fell out of my wheelchair actually did a really great job, so I want to share in case other people wonder what to do. [Note: this is not universal, this is merely a suggestion from one person, every wheelchair user's needs are different! I am a person who uses a manual chair usually pushed by someone else who is also disabled.]

Scenario: you see someone in a wheelchair fall out of their chair, and you have the ability to help.

1. Approach and ask "are you okay?"*

2. Next question if they say no, are vague, or open to continuing conversation** is, "is there anything I can do to help?" Or "what can I do?"

If they say no to help, then that's the end, just leave and go do whatever you were doing!

If they ask for help or say they are mildly injured, ask "what would you like me to do?" And wait for an answer before doing anything! If they seem dazed or confused, they might have hit their head or had another medical event*, or they might just be like that due to regular disability. Be patient.

Do not touch the person unless they say to, or they are like, unconcious in the middle of the road, ya know?? Wheelchair users usually have conditions that mean being handled improperly can severely injure us, you could cause much more damage than the fall.

Some things they might need you to do:

Bring their wheelchair closer (mine went about 5 feet away after it dumped me)

engage the brakes of the wheelchair

hold wheelchair steady if it's an unsteady surface (mud, hill, ramp, wet, etc)

offer an arm for them to hold onto to get up (them grabbing you, not you grabbing them) or move another solid item closer for them to use (i.e. a chair) [only do this if you physically have the ability to!]

If the terrain is rough (i.e. a parking lot), they *might* ask you to push their chair to a more stable area once they are back in their chair

nothing

Something else

Do what they ask, NOT what you think would be helpful. If for some reason you have to do something (i.e. you can't stop oncoming traffic and need to get them out) ASAP, tell them what you plan to do

Keep in mind they might also be D/deaf, have a communication disability, be stunned after the fall, have a head injury, not trust other people, etc. Be patient and treat them as a person with autonomy and agency! They might need to just sit on the ground for a few minutes to recover before trying to get back in their chair. They might want everyone to leave them alone. They might ask you to call someone specific. Their chair might have broken and that can be extremely distressing. All of this is like if your legs spontaneously stop working when you're out and about!

A lot of wheelchair users (NOT ALL) have ways to get into their chair on their own once the chair is close enough and brakes engaged (but it's hard from the ground!). Here's what brakes look like on a lot of manual wheelchairs, in case they ask you to lock the brakes. They're levers on each side and pushing the lever pushes a bar against the wheel to hold it still.

ID: A manual wheelchair with the brake levels circled in red and labeled "user brake levers"

*There is also the possibility of course that a person fell out of their chair due to a seizure or other medical event, so that is why it is important to ask if they are okay. If you saw them hit their head, tell them so. If they had a medical event, follow protocol for that, I'm not gonna get into it here (thought I could).

**sometimes a person will be clear after the first question i.e. "I'm all good thanks" clearly means they do not need you to ask another question, you can just leave them alone. Keep walking and don't stare. A lot of the time people will be a bit banged up but be totally fine and able to manage on their own.

TLDR: Ask the wheelchair user if they're okay, then what they need, and then do exactly that, including leaving them alone. Thanks!

[quixoticprince]

So how's playing tf2 again going?

I basically picked up where I left off I suck lol

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent