#i cant lol

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Valjean: I am trying to save this sick girl and her child

Javert: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVERT. I WAS BORN INSIDE A JAIL.

Valjean: A... are you ok my man

Javert: I WAS BORN WITH SCUM LIKE YOU

Valjean: I'm just looking after this starving little child her mother just died

Javert: You should make out with me instead fuck those kids

Valjean: What???

Javert: YOU HEARD ME. MAKE ME YOUR BITCH

Valjean: Excuse me

[doofusschweetz]

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

OH I'M FREAKING GOING TO THOSE CHECKUPS, BUDDY.

[ugotcooneycrossed]

i know i said i couldnt choose between arsenal and yanited but

oh boy

each day that passes this club becomes more of a joke😭

🫶awfc4eva🫶

[thebeatlelove]

“It definitely appeared to distort the Beatles’ feature”

[grippingmoving]

Trying to find the Red Hood who allegedly appears in the supposed Red Hood centric story Red Hood: The Hill

22 pages in issue #2 and hes in 9 of them. Which, ok, almost 50%.

But on 3 or 4 of those pages he's like one little panel on the page. So not even really 9 pages.

DC, what are we doing here.

[plushegutzz]

what being trans does to squids

[eddiesjeandiovest]

Tbh if the characters werent so charming and compelling in st i simply wouldnt watch it bc the writing is SO inconsistent and bad and ive read fanfics that are FAR more comprehensive in plot than the fuckin duffer brothers could ever hope to create like bffr yall get millions of dollars from this show but still cant keep a consistent story????? LOL

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Playing Genshin like

Genshin Impact NPC: All my family died... I suffered never ending horrors alone in those woods

Everyone: Deadly silence

Genshin Impact NPC: DID ANYONE HEAR ME. I... suffered... UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS

Paimon: Paimon thinks that's a bummer

Genshin Impact NPC: What the fuck is that thing. AH. MY EARS

Genshin Impact NPC: ARE WE HERE JUST TO SUFFER

Paimon: Paimon thinks you need to calm down mister and focus on the real thing that matters. Sweet primogems.

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[stevenrogered]

FREDDY CARTER by Keir Laird for Behind the Blinds

[wolfythewitch]

OCs based on my birds

[quixoticprince]

So how's playing tf2 again going?

I basically picked up where I left off I suck lol

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent