#if i wasnt so sucked into the characters id drop the show like a hot potato

[eddiesjeandiovest]

Tbh if the characters werent so charming and compelling in st i simply wouldnt watch it bc the writing is SO inconsistent and bad and ive read fanfics that are FAR more comprehensive in plot than the fuckin duffer brothers could ever hope to create like bffr yall get millions of dollars from this show but still cant keep a consistent story????? LOL

[planetjisungie]

oblivion- l.mh

characters; gryffindor! mark x gryffindor! reader

summary; just two gryffindors pining over eachother and being way too obvious

an; now THIS is the final instalment of the hogwarts series. mark realllllly deserved a chapter for being featured in the others smh

so guys mark finally got his own chapter

so since the first day of hogwarts you and mark were best friends

ever since he opened the carriage door and yodelled thinking it was his other friends in there when it was actually you

and you very quickly found that you shared common interests so when the sorting hat (which nearly fucking put you in ravenclaw) put you both in gryffindor, you were overjoyed

you were marks gryffindor friend, all the others had been sorted into different houses

hufflepuff: jeno and jaemin, slytherin: chenle and jisung, ravenclaw: hyuck and renjun (now okay i put hyuck in rc bc hes witty, id say hes a quick, smart thinker but he uses those attributes for less than useful things)

the word i was looking for was innovative

but obviously you made your own female friends and became the group of friends that everyone wanted to be

and mark got his little group of boys

but you both still spoke to eachother when you shared classes and stuff but after you found your own friends you kinda stopped talking as much

over the years you started talking less and less, yet thought about eachother more and more

puberty sucks bro

the first time you realised you actually liked mark was when you saw him in 4th year laying on the grass in the summer with his friends

it was hot so he had the robe and jumper off, white shirt untucked and red tie slanted with his eyes closed

the sun hit his face perfectly and your heart went NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

150mph because,, mark looked so perfect and ethereal in that moment

contrary to you,

mark realised he liked you in third year during the winter

you were huddled with your friends in the common room, mug of hot chocolate and marshallows in hand as he walked in from playing in the snow with hyuck and jeno

your hair was slightly damp from melted snow and your eyes were glossy with the bite of cold

and you had a little frothy moustache above your wide smile which mark found cute until you wiped it off with the back of your sleeve

and this was before you discovered your crush on him, so when you noticed him you gave him a small wave and grin to show he hadn’t been ignored

he burned bright red and waved back before sPRINTING to his dorm because his heart also said beep beep skrt skrt

both of your friends noticed your odd behaviour immediately

the boys incessantly teased mark for two years, making him want to lock himself in the chamber below the school forever

things like when you would walk past, they would whip their heads to just stare at mark

when you answered a question correctly they would praise mark instead of you

whenever someone mentioned your name they would go "y/n l/n? mark’s girlfriend?"

that one in particular made him want to just disappear and i dont blame him

to be fair it wasnt any different for you

your friends realised in 5th year

from then on your life was hell

"y/n do you think mark will like this? you should get it for him"

"y/n look! its mark!"

"y/n marks looking at you"

obviously you didnt believe them

just scoff and carry on with life

until 6th year when honestly your friends cannot take it anymore

so your friends meet up with the dreamies and they scheme (they dont let hyuck near the plans dont worry)

unbeknownst to the both of you, though thats more you both being dumb as you sit at the table alone

like huh where the fuck are those prats

and mark sees this opportunity

he can talk to you and not get teased??

hole in one, try, homerun, three pointer, whatever score system you wanna go by

shit two birds with one stone is the saying

ANYWAY

so mark scoots over to you with his plate, sending you a slightly nervous smile

but you smile back

and you start talking again, just like you did on your way to first year

how cute

and mark literally asks you out right there on the spot

and when you freeze up he stutters and tries to apologise

but youre like NO I MEAN YES

and would you look at that, youre dating

so the next day you two are a lot more comfortable with eachother, still kinda flustered but no longer trying to hide it

but your friends 😭 you didn’t tell them

so they carry on with their plan

and so youre all sat at the gryffindor table while jeno went to go get the big sheet of paper which said ‘y/n will you go out with me’ on it

and then your friends are like "y/n your boyfriend looks nice today"

and youre just like "yeah i know he does"

and theyre like wait a minute-

then it hits you that you didnt tell them you were dating mark

"by the way we’re actually going out now"

rip jeno who was stood behind you with the paper and flowers in hand

he legit drops them with his mouth gaping

"and you didnt think to tELL US?!"

lowkey pissed they spent so much time planning lmaoooooo

[sealedbeastnue]

hey its that time agian time for fukin anime reviews hey boys and girls

now that symphogear and fate/apocrypha have come to deliver us from evil, its finally time to render judgment unto the Mostly Fucking Abysmal Spring 2017 Anime Lineup

alice to zouroku: 5/10. I think this show failed on three levels: 1) not understanding the genre it wanted to be 2) plot structure and focus did not suit the characters or themes 3) BUDGET 4) replaced sana’s personality with FRAZZLED for three episodes in lieu of actually... yknow... any Thing. watch if you want to see it based on what others say because honestly I kind of checked out on it. I could see this having a higher review from others but seriously christ if I had to read the word “frazzled” one more time I was going to knife

seikaisuru kado: 10/10 from me because I cum for extradimensional science. I recognize that the last third had some structural problems but I believe the setup WAS present and consistent, and clearly the show was intended to flow smoothly but something forced the recap episode in and we had to squash out some of the development. I can't spoil this though so thats all. go watch it if you like Cosmos and understand the themes or if you just like sci fi. its really cool.

ID-0: 9/10. ADAMS FORTE CHEVALIER. sci fi cult classic in the making here (cus no one had the good sense to watch it lol sad tho) and strong recommend. it doesnt have a 10 because it starts really slow and kind of could be 2-3 eps less but goddamn it was cool. watch if ADAMS FORTE CHEVALIER

oushitsu kyoushi haine: 9/10 very consistently executed. everyone was likeable and (mostly) it was tightly plotted. charming and good budget. very honest. excellent hook for season 2. has some chibi and it does it right for the first time in 20 years. watch for heartwarming and if you like boys or something its a good show just go check it out

uchouten kazoku S2: 7/10 and probably biggest letdown of the year. so this show is supposed to be fun, right? that’s like the entire point? why were the last 4 episodes filled with torment, perdition, and brutality? why did we have the same plot as S1 plus the nidaime? where did the honesty and charm go? I think the key line that typifies what went wrong here is jyuroujin yelling "I RULE THE SKIES OF KYOTO!" like no bro this wasnt even.. a thing... ever. dont watch it but go watch season 1. season 3 might redeem this. im like 80% sure itll get made eventually since most people somehow apparently liked this one...

eromanga sensei: 3/10 and that's only because the animation and art quality was really good and I feel that it’s important to recognize that they had no part in making the show shit (honestly did a real good job). everything else gets a 0. this show is purest buttcrack cancer and I have no idea what I was thinking by liking it in any way other than the animation. the last 5 episodes were just the author masturbating in your face. there wasn't even an ending! it just stopped! also this is like proof that we're getting toddlercon within the next 1-2 years because oh god kill me. dont watch this pile of shit. dont support this  kind o f behavior anime was a  Mistake

sakura quest: 9/10 and going really, really strong. its nearing the 10 range really fast now that we've finally developed a clear overall plotline. this is still Feels Quest. if you're not watching this you really need to as a young adult (thats all of you probably) its so good in every single way.

sin: nanatsu no taizai: 9/10 hey this is where all the fun and delight that got sapped from uchouten went! we found it guys it's over here. I'm astounded, really truly amazed that this got produced for a titty anime figure line because it's super gay, and super sweet, and a wild ride. miami. you really should be watching this. all the male viewers hate it because the fanservice is all grotesque (what little real fanservice there is) it's all weird fetish material that's downplayed into kind of Just A Thing. it's fuckin awesome

girl beats boys: 8/10. a fine quick watch. good VN setup. good fight scenes (though short) and charming, interesting, unique way to present the material. worthy of respect, to my amazement since its an 8 minute show. hey my druids.

love tyrant: 8/10 actually? I picked this up on a whim because hey I should watch the other fanservice bullshit this season. turns out this had a lot of really great stuff in it. lots of good fetish material, really hot sadist, yandere shit, incest, reversal of gender roles, hot sadist, weird 6-winged face angels, companionship and the innocence of learning about young love. yeah that's all in one show. also there's a penguin that's like a sexual predator and a super saiyan terminator and that is why. the points were. deducted. from the show because why. anyway this one was fun. watch if fun and also hot sadist. did I mention her yet

re:creators:

this show sucks

bastard akashic records: 6/10 pointless shonen dreck

sukasuka: 6/10 pointless shonen dreck on which they wasted a really good cover of Scarborough Fair:

haifuri OVA: 6/10 we had to shit out something for the DVD release to get people to buy it or something

soutai sekai: pretty sure this didnt even exist. or just nobody bothered to sub past episode 1 because it sucked ass

maid dragon specials: these also disappeared? is anime real

frame arms girl: didnt watch the rest

tsugumomo: watched one episode. waifu clinically examines MC's dick as though she is a doctor. he responds clinically with no passion or eroticism in any of it. like we're measuring an animal (stallion?) for its penis size and ability to stud. dropped instantly.

things I am currently watching which are not new:

stella jogakuin koutou-ka c3-bu: super delightful and cute. girls with airsoft. my jam. hoping this one's good because I love what I've seen thus far

granblue fantasy: I watched an episode and it honestly seems a bit too simplistic Fantasy Action for me to bother with but I put it here for completeness thats all

berserk (1997) rewatch: with @prince-nal​. still the best 2k17 whassup

symphogear rewatch: with @justifiedsurrender who im dating and stuff. its an increasingly awesome time. I dont have a link to your SFW blog my bad. anyway DETERMINATION CANT BE MEASURED WITH NUMBERS!!!

other things I watched lately:

kekkai sensen: so I don't remember what I rated it but I could see anywhere from a 4 to a 10 being appropriate for a viewer. it had all the elements of a really good show, and lots of incredible animation and music, but it ended up being like... eating a whole package of cookies in one sitting? like, you're just choking down all this rad shit, and it just becomes too much and turns you off and probably gives you diseases. I think they also somehow dropped ~4 major antagonist plotlines without even resolving them but I feel like I got tricked because I only noticed it now. I would say watch this for sure but try to take it slow

scrapped princess: 8/10 stands out as a strong shonen title from the middle age of anime. watch if youre into that. strong character designs and pretty good art, great OP/ED. main complaint is that main character guy turned into Just An Angry Man for no real reason which was like ok if we gotta

hell girl S1: 8/10. not too sure what to say. it was cool and it had a good ending but it was pretty meandering which made it rather slower than it could hve been. also the horror was overplayed into Silliness almost, so it didn't have as much impact as I was hoping? will be watching S2-4 eventually though

basket army: ha ha what the fuck? did they really try to sell a novel with this? delete this

binbougami ga!: 9/10 I can't even explain this show honestly but it made me laugh REALLY hard at least once per episode which is my qualification for a comedy to be good