#i cant believe we live on a planet with that

[quarantineddreamer]

sometimes I just think about the fact whales exist and lose my mind for a little while

[dalloneveryday]

DAY 149…

[corokoro]

so im reading the sf6 prequel comic

[magnoliamyrrh]

okay yea sorry no more posting abt shit things tonight after this but like 20 years ago a dude who was on the fbi said hey a lot of these rich people politicians infleuncers whoever they have these islands all over the world where they do horrible shit to children and whatnot and often times its all used as blackmail and some ppl are even forced to do this shit as blackmail and to be part of these clubs theyve got

20 years ago. crazy cookoo conspiracy theory right? ohh just some nonsense oo theres no way

right. welp. two decades later and we all lived through the epstein stuff ey? weve all see the sheer extent of the connections, the photos, one of the literal islands, him being taken off the map, and the silence,,, ey?

[pega-chan]

not to be like nationalistic or whatever but you can want to "escape" your country to live abroad bc you think it's better without generalizing the country, its government, the people, culture, etc. as an overall bad place and incapable of getting better

[chrisevansonly]

Lando and poppy on stream plz

𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: lando wants to introduce his little flower to the world, what better way to do that then on stream..

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none, very fluffy cute dad!lando

𝐚/𝐧: i love these two so much😭😭

🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸

Lando was giddy, like a kid in the candy store as he watched you carefully, leaning against the doorframe with 2 week old Poppy resting quietly in your arms. She was wearing the cutest little bear fuzzy onesie from Cisca, she looked so adorable.

“Alright chat, so today finally i’ve gotten permission from the missus to introduce you to little norris”

You could see the chat blowing up on his twitch, heart eyes and excitement filling his screen as he laughed

“Yeah yeah, you’re all lucky…first people to see my petal too”

“You should all be thanking me chat.” you spoke up coming closer to the double monitor set up

Smiling as you watched the chat fill with thank you’s and congratulations, Lando’s fans really were so sweet and you’d enjoyed keeping her a secret for the two weeks, enough to let Lando introduce his baby girl to the world.

“I’ll hand her over to her daddy and pull a chair up” you stated softly, placing Poppy into the waiting arms of her dad. Lando waiting for you to slide over in a second chair before smiling and letting the camera see a very curious Poppy

“Chat, this is Poppy Norris…Poppy this is chat”

Messages were pouring in from everyone on the stream:

user1: STOP IT SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE LANDO

user34: CONGRATS MAMA🩷

user8: the bear onesie!!!

user1677: I CANT BELIEVE LANDO IS A DAD😭

Messages pouring in from everywhere, a smile never leaving your face as you leaned over to press a kiss to Poppy’s head

“Thanks chat, she’s very special to us, we are so lucky”

Lando nodded, looking over at you, nothing but love and adoration in his eyes

“I’m definitely the luckiest man on the planet that’s for sure”

The two of you stayed talking on stream for a good forty minutes before Poppy’s face scrunched up and she let out a pitiful sounding whine, alerting Lando

“Oh okay…it’s okay my love..getting hungry?” he cooed softly, stroking her cheek, the stream going crazy at the soft moment between father and daughter

“Alright, i’ll take her to feed her, it is getting towards her lunch…but i’m sure you’ll all see Poppy and Lando more”

Lando nodded before holding her up for you to take, cries escaping her lips as soon as you walked out of the room, the sound of you shushing and humming still being picked up on the microphone.

“She’s my world..they both are…anyway chat, I’m going to head off and spend some more time with my girls…see you soon!”

He didn’t waste anytime logging off and making his way to find you, his heart happy after introducing his little flower to the world.

The flower he’d forever cherish and hold close for as long as he lived.

[mywifealhaitham]

pre release boothill relationship headcanons!!!

a/n: I'm fiending off crumbs... I've wanted to read some x reader of him but theres none so I gotta write it myself. I hope the other 4 boothill fans enjoy

warnings: gn!reader, like 2 gendered pet names (pretty girl/boy), most of this is written with bias because we don't have alot to go off, obviously written prerelease, when we actually get content of him I'll definitely be rewriting

LEAKS AHEAD!!!

bc: Valentine_DD_ on twt

- Boothill is described as a righteous person if his bottom line doesn't get crossed, so he definitely treats you good. probably more on the protective side when it comes to you, he's probably not afraid to use his gun if someone is threatening you.

- and believe me he's intimidating. from his overall tough and "unruly" cowboy look to his mechanical body it leaves enemies just a little challenged. he lowers his voice too and probably has a more fierce look in his eyes too. after any threats have been delt with he probably turns to you and turns into the sweetest thing ever, a wide grin across his face and his hands on your cheeks peppering you with small kisses.

- Its said he's a bit sophisticated due to his experiences so I'd like to imagine sometimes he charms you with facts and details about other planets or just genuinely sharing some tips and tricks he's picked up from other cultures. he's also a person who can get along with others pretty well but he can easily give strangers an impression he's selfish and is a bad person.

- again this kinda feeds into he's basically you'd guard dog... but I mean who wouldn't want to be saved by a handsome and sweet cowboy. despite his unpredictable personality and looks he's a huge gentleman for sure. always opens doors and pulls out chairs for you, makes sure your behind him and okay if any danger approaches and practically listens to your every command (lowkey giving off my girl and I don't argue she tells me to shut up and I do)

- one part I'm so excited to see is what they mean by he's illiterate and using metaphors. it's probably just him using slang but it's still kinda cute. I feel like his cheesy and strange metaphors turn into pick up lines when talking to you. perhaps he'll pull a "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or something cheesier. Definitely a huge nickname guy, almost never uses your real name. I'm guessing he'd use stuff like doll, sugar, baby, pretty girl/boy and more teasing names. heavy on doll and sugar and just imagine him saying it in a deep southern accent... 😍 kicking my feet. also I imagine he loves making you giggle by not cursing (because he literally cant) and normally he'd get pissed if someone laughed at him like that if it's you he doesn't mind at all.

- that's pretty much it for like analyzing the leaks I saw but now the stuff up ahead is just bias yapping because I always project

- HE DEFINITELY IS A HAND KISSER. greets you by getting on one knee, holding his hat to his chest and kissing your hand. makes eye contact with you too and does that toothy smirk of his IM SWOONINGGG

- maybe he's a dancer! pulls you into his arms and places his hat on your head when a good song plays in taverns. even if your clueless on any type of dances then he'll pull you along to the beat whispering Instructions in your ear.

- gets so lovesick when drunk it drives everyone mad. any folks he's sitting with at a bar gets a whole speech on his wonderful beautiful darling who he owes his live and would happily die by their hand. and may God save you when you come pick him up because he'll be all over you. Immediately he wraps a arm around your waist as he slurrs his hello as he proceeds to tell you he loves you like 40 times. besides the mass amounts of kisses you'll receive once you both reach a private spot he let's some feelings that he might be too shy to share normally, holding your face as he calls you his pretty girl/boy and how he's so lucky to have you.

- honestly not the best for cuddling however unfortunately he needs to cuddle you to sleep so goodluck! his metal body isn't completely uncomfortable it's just cold alot. he tries to get around this by literally preheating himself with blankets before you go to bed.

very bad boothill brainrot atm... only a few more weeks until we get official content 😭 everyone hold hands we got this

here's the actual leaks if anyone is curious ^_^

[mothtowers]

also yeah i know "aging website" and all but tumblr not getting new users is a trademark complete lie. This site has always been getting its steady influx of teenagers even now. you see em in the tags constantly with their coric xenogenders and cookie run dni banners (100% all power too ya forever). theyre still having the truscum arguments for fucks sake. Fuck are we gonna do? send em to tiktok? to twitter? Theyll kill em out there. And deviantarts more unsafe and unusable now than ever so what are the weird kids to do? we cant let em go back to amino its poison. This stupid blue website saves lives. They fucking need this site to live, it should be socialized and the server capacity increased 10fold. The beauty will outweigh the pain. I have reason to believe there are things on this planet worth protecting!

[solar4seekstron]

I have an angst one! So we all know what happens to Bee in rose of the beast so basically same thing but Cybortron reader is his conjux or reader has a crush on him and wasn't able to tell him before the......incident (we'll call it that) happened either way it's going to hurt

Oh I like this!!!

TFROTB!Bumblebee x Cybertronian!GN!Reader: I’m Sorry

Content: 16+, The flashbacks are the strongest parts of the story just not the present. Sorry he’s like dead most of the time I tried my best at the ending.

TW/Tags: A couple flashbacks, Death of course, the smog humans as funny at the end, I still had fun writing this. I hope you guys enjoyed this!!

-Flashback (Before the War)-

You were one of the Cybertronians who lived peacefully in the city of Iacon. You were once a simple waiter. Currently being courted by a certain racer named B-127.

He approached you when leaving work one night and since then always made sure to walk with you to your apartment. Like a true gentlemen. Despite you being a little older. And a little taller. And a bit stronger.

Non the less. You denied other mechs and even femmes. Him stealing your heart since he’s one to believe in doing a good deed. Not to mention very charming as well.

You and him finally bonding just a few days before the war began.

You of course joining him with the Autobots and fight together. You both always having each others back and sticking togather. That was…until one day before heading into battle.

You were putting weapons togther. Watching as a few bots by you were shot down.

You were struggling to put a bulletproof in. Your leg injured and you cant reach B. You tried through the bond until she showed up. Shooting the decepticons that were getting closer. Other bots coming to help causing the decepticons to retreat.

You looked up at B as he kneeled before you. Placing his cervo on your shoulder as he checked out your wound. “Can you stand?”

You’d nod and slowly stands as he helps you. Both of you feeling a strong surge in your chests. You both are back together now.After an explosion startled you B the spoke. “We need to go.”

“Right!” You responded.

You both transforming and driving to Optimus. You ignored the pain as you guys got closer.

You and B were able to get to Optimus as more and more decepticons came.

Causing Optimus to yell “Fall Back!!” You and B running to the escape pods. When you both got close to one you didn’t know they would be seperated. B saw the decepticons come and made sure you were in your pod first. You spoke surprised.

”B what are you doing.” He then responded. Holding your arms as his bright blue optics stared at you. Then responded.

”We will see each other again when on the planet. I promise.” One of his cervosgently holds the side of your helm as his forhelm connects with yours. He closed his optics for a moment before pulling back.

”I promise sweetspark. We will connect. Physically once more!” He soon pulled away as your cervos almost reach for him.

He’d gently nod before closing the pod. You watch him with worried optics as your pod starts to take off. Watching Bs take off but going a different direction. The pod would later knock you out for impact before you can wrrry about B not going the same direction as you.

-End of Flashback-

When you finally woke up for some reason you were hit with the feeling of the bond broken. That’s something that’ll have to be dealt with when you see him once more in the future.

When you finally came to Earth, you were so happy to see Bumblebee. Your Conjunx. Reconnecting until you all had to separate to avoid humans seeing you all.

And so you all made your way to different parts of the city. It being like this for a while. That is until you got the call from Optimus while driving.

You were able to get to the location right after Bumblebee did. You and him exchanging looks before Mirage and Prime spoke about the human he brought. You didn’t think much about the human Noah.

Leaning against the wall on your back as everyone took turns speaking. Not noticing Bee glancing at you every so often. You both know it wasn’t time to be “togther” giving the recent light in the sky. Showing the possibility that there’s a chance of finally going home.

You all drove to the museum and you stood next to Bee while Optimus and Arcee looked at the building. Waiting for the human to finish stealing an artifact.

You continue to stand there. Silence until Arcee and Optimus started to have a conversation. You looked at him and moved your cervo a little closer to his. Your smaller digit reaching for his.

You glanced at him as he continues to look forward with narrowed optics.

You looked down and gave up. Maybe he’s just not interested right now…You’d then see an explosion. You and the others soon making your way into battle against these new bots after the artifact.

During it you were trying to protect the human Noah and this new female human with him.

The thing you weren’t prepared for the most is when Bee tried to save Optimus. Only to get shot and killed by the bot. You watched. Frozen as his body slumped onto the floor. You continue to be frozen. Even the male human tries to catch you attention as you stood there like an idiot.

It wasn’t until the bots who attacked finally left and you were able to get a better look at his body. Your cervos gently holding his helm up as Optimus kneeled down. His helm low in respect.

Later you all will get on the plane of one of the oldest Autobots. You sat by Optimus as you looked at Bees corpse.

You’d sigh and closed your optics. Might as well try to catch up on some sleep like the humans. It’ll be a long ride. The humans and Arcee along with Mirage doing the same as Optimus stays awake. He knows you’re taking his death just as hard.

-Flashback (Again before the war)-

You were currently closing up. You did this often for the restaurant you worked at without the help of others. You were a pretty big bot. So you didn’t mind as much.

Other much larger bots never bothered to come near you any way. As you locked up, you started to walk to your apartment. But as you were continueing as you put your keys away. You were then stopped by a bot who gently poked your arm.

You looked at the direction. Your optics bright in the almost dark city. then a soft male voice spoke causing you to look down. “Down here.”

You looked down. It was B-127. He visited the restaurant often. But he always seems to take his time with his energon. Escpecially when you worked. At least that’s what your coworkers told you. You then spoke as he kept looking at you. He seemed to be holding something behind his back.

”Ah, B-127. What can I do for you??”

He seemed a bit nervous as he then cleared his…”throat”? Then spoke. “Yes! I came tonight cause I…well I wanted to ask you a question! Actually.” You raised an optic ridge as you stared at. Him. Intrigued as you stared at him. He’d then show what he was holding behind hm.

That being these beautiful pink flowers on the planet. You were surprised as he then spoke. “T-th-these are for you! I hope you like them.”

You’d gently take them as you softly chuckled. “They’re lovely, B-127. What was it that you wished to ask?” He can be heard making a gulp but showed to show determination as he stared up at you. “I want you to be my Conjunx! Please let me court you!”

You stared at him with a blank expression for a moment. Optics then blinking after a moment of silence. You soon having a smile on your dermas as you then spoke. Soft optics as you looked down at him.

”I accept your courtship B-127.”

”P-Please. Just call me B.” You let out a soft chuckle and looked behind you before looking back at him. You then spoke. “Would you like to walk with me to my apartment?”

He soon nodded as he then spoke. “Yes!- I mean sure!”

You noticed how bright his optics glowed as he then got next to you. You both walking together side by side to your apartment. Chatting throughout the walk as you both got to know each other more. the next day being your courtship.

And those next four days. Will be the happiest days of your life.

-End of Flashback-

Later on as Bee was left behind and you were fighting against the scorpions and the bots working for Unicron.

You were surprised to see the scorpions and minicons being shot around you.

Someone was covering for you. When you looked back Bee has landed by you. Close to the entrance. he then looked at you before nodding as he winked at you before he started shooting at the other bots. And so you continued to shoot at the enemies. Up until the battle was finally over.

You and the others started driving away from the scene as everything starts to fly up in the air. As you drove Bee was the only one out drive next to you before Cheetor joined you.

You guys were able to get to a safe distance. You transforming and stretching out your arms. You’ll defiently be sore in the morning. Bee transforming behind you. The maximal and Autobots speaking to each other with the humans as you and Bee were at a bit of a distance.

You were far because you needed room to calm down from all that excitement. And Bee, well. Wanted to speak to you. Your back to him as you didn’t notice.

You looked at the others as they spoke. Not noticing Bee unwell he stood next to you getting closer. This time his smaller digit gently reaching for yours. His pinkie sort of wrapping just around your own a little. You noticed but stayed still.

He then spoke through the radio as you watched the clouds disappear.

”I- am sorry- for breaking bond- lost- oh my memory- and- forgot- you- oh yes I did!…But I will always- be with you now heeeerrreee- through this- WAR!!!- I- Promise!”

He turned to face you fully when he spoke that last part. You looking down at him with sad optics before fully turning as well to face him. You’d then speak. “B…I just..I thought you were mad at me or something? T-the bond when I felt it disappear and you said nothing to me when reuniting.”

He then spoke once more. “I didn’t know- Oh just what to say to you baby!- I hope- you can- forgive me- and let meeeeeee- make it up to ya ya ya-“

His optics almost seemed hopeful as he stared up at you.You letting out a soft chuckle before speaking. “Alright I’ll ‘forgive’ you. But you do know this means you’ll have to restart you courtship for me.” You teased as you stared at him.

You let out a sad but hopeful whirring sound as his little antennas started moving up and Dow. His optics hopeful as his cervos gently held yours.

You then leaning down to press a kiss against his..mouth thing? You both closing your optics. The kiss lasting for a moment before slowly pulling away and looking back at each other. You both then hearing the male human. “Wait- so you robots fu-“

His mouth is then covered by the female as he tried to speak. The other bots didn’t pay much attention. Laughing and speaking and all. Bumblebee then gently grabbed your waist and pulled your frame against his. Your own cervos setting on his shoulders as bee spoke.

“Yes- and this- fiiiiiiine- bot is- All- Mine- YEEHAA!!!” You chuckled as the female does so as well.

You four then joining the others as they talk about what to d next. You don’t know what is in store , but you do now you and bee wont seperated so soon ever again!

I FREAKING LOVE THIS LITTLE BUG I SWEAR!!!! He’s so precious I just wanna smother him with kisses!

I hope you guys were able to enjoy this like I did and I hope to see you guys in the next one.

As always a repost is appreciated and I’ll see you guys in the next one!

[fountain-of-oceanus]

OK! WE ARE BACK WITH MORE TPOT SPECULATIONS!!

spoilers for TPOT 15 specifically!!

post-credits, there is a clip of the victims one has taken traveling this.., blue field of yellow flowers

i first want to prove that this is most likely “one’s territory,” similar to how four and two have the EXIT and elimination place respectively.

i mean, it has this space-related obelisk, for crying out loud. but WAIT there’s more!

the kidnapped contestants find The Door. the design of this door will be important later, but for now i want to focus on where it leads!

it leads to the equation playground. now, where else have we seen mysterious doors relating to an algebralien leading to the equation playground before?

in the EXIT!

which further makes me want to believe that if four has a door (haha. that rhymed) to the equation playground, then what are the odds that one ALSO has one?

but that raised another question as i was typing this out.., why DO the doors lead there?

because the equation playground is on this math planet (which is what i’ll be calling it for now) so the equation playground couldn’t be like. another universe of sorts

and its clear that’s where the algebraliens live because in tpot 15, nine showed up to host instead of two.

i cant really figure out this one, as not much has been revealed about the math planet— or the algebraliens —to even know how these doors just magically lead there.

but TL;DR, the flower field in the post-credits scene has got to be related to one in some way, maybe an extension of her little deal-making room!

secondly, i now want to talk about The Door. take note of these diamond symbols on it

now, it could all just be coincidence, but it’s weird that this isn’t the first time we’ve seen diamonds related to algebraliens..,

these diamond symbols also appear around one and two’s little camera-powers!

there is also a diamond-shaped magnet holding up four’s fridge photo here. at first i assumed it was just because it has four sides and four angles, like four, but im starting to kinda doubt myself

i feel like these might represent some kind of power??? perchance??? they wouldn’t have just made these diamond symbols so prevalent for nothing.

this is less of a theory and more of an assumption, but I believe the diamond symbols are connected to algebralien powers in some way.

anyway thats all for now . this a really stupid tangent i needed to go on but i think it’s going somewhere!!!

[shoezuki]

i been thinkin bout sampard a lot in terms of their values n morals n like. i feel ppl dont really address the fact that they are very much on opposing sides a the law in terms of what it would mean for an actual established relationship. which ofc is fine who cares but it Interests me so much like

at their cores they Do share a clear care for other ppl and the planet they live on. but gepard is very much a by the rules, follow the law, justice driven character who will follow laws to a T. its integral to his character. Opposing this is Sampo though like. he's a criminal and he messes woth people and we can argue that he isnt evil but he IS unlawful and orchestrates scams that harm people to arguable degrees.

i think the solution i see to this dichotomy the most is sampo turning a new leaf n becoming a Good Civilian but tbh i'd argue that his criminality is just as integral to his character as justice is to Gepard's. ive said before i cant imagine him ever changing into a Good Boy but i genuinely mean it.

i just think it'd be the most contentious aspect to their relationship like. that gepard believes the law is always moral and just, sampo doesnt see the law as always moral nor that He should always be moral. i dont know fully how they would actually parse that n i wanna explore it

[ancientgoddessofegypt]

12th house and the inner alchemist

I notice people with this placement become deeply aware of what frequencies they want to be around. Like if you want something that is more 'jolly, fun, and whimsical' you might search for it in your mind , and then you start to find it in your body. It starts with the spirit first, then you go into meditation to connect with this energy through the art of imagination. That 'jolly, fun, whimsical energy' could end up taking you to a cool coffee shop, end up taking you into a colorful shop with weird looking food , or hell may take you to the circus ! because what youre looking for is the feeling/energy not the 'thing' itself.

I love to say 12th housers are like the boy in this book called 'The Alchemist', where he wanted to look for a treasure to make all his dreams come true, ends up going on a long journey before he finally finds the treasure that was in his hometown all along. In the end he realized what he wanted wasnt about the treasure, the treasure was a symbol to what he wanted to do in his reality which he eventually did without the treasure itself. The treasure is the idea of the energy he wanted in his life, not the thing itself.

Because the imagination brings things to us, and all though we aren't able to explain exactly what it is we are looking for, we go into meditative states to jump into this reality (manifestation) and then follow it with our bodies. And one by one, piece by piece, we enter into the worlds of our psyche through the physical reality.

One thing I can say about 12th housers, you have to let go of the IDEA because it is just that, an IDEA. it is useful for when you are looking for the spirit/energy of the thing you are looking for.

Also since I brought up the alchemist. The story was about making a way for yourself no matter what obstacles you go through, no matter if you dont have that 'thing' you need to get there. You create your reality as you go.

the boy had a simple intention to go find this treasure because he believed it would allow him stop talk taking care of sheep (he was a sheep boy), he could travel all around the world, find a wife, and live the life of his dreams. He evidently did all of that without the treasure! He made a way without even thinking of it, because he knew since he had left his hometown and the sheep there was no other choice but to make something happen!

I believe 12th housers have that inner alchemist inside them, which is why they are so good at painting, drawing, and whatever other art you can name cause its a lot (lol).

12th housers are great at using these things to attract what they want in their life, they follow the frequency/energy knowingly and unknowingly. I call them he universes messengers because they rely messages to the collective without having to explain to us whats the message.

I notice 12th house individuals show this with their music. like I said with frequency a lot of them know the type of energy they wish to convey in their songs because thats the vibe they want to keep with them as they journey through life.

think of sza, a fellow 12th houser with 4 planets (venus,uranus, saturn, and neptune) and she is known to connect to a certain frequency that sounds like 'fairies, sirens, and anything magical' (im honestly referring to ctrl and her older works from 2013/14)

It can also be a 'curse' one type sza tweeted how singing 'supermodel' off her ctrl album 'summoned' the guy she was talking about in the song.

12th house rules over the subconscious, so sometimes your art can attract what you dont want to you. you have to move around it, learn how to use it as a repellant as it can attract fleas (I say this about pisces/neptune peeps a lot, y'all do tend to attract flies).

using your mind to control your reality can be mastered if you continue to heal the shadow. your shadow is just what you've been accustomed to believe that it is shameful, and cant be seen in the light.

the shadow is who you are, dont be ashamed and run from it.

blessings to all my 12th house individuals you guys have a wonderful gift inside that interesting brain of yours! keep it up.

[jaetyun]

Most likely to with some trainees please?

Boys planet MLT’s; a thread!

featuring: gyuvin matthew s.hanbin keita junhyeon zhang hao seunghwan honghai gunwook jay

fluff!

a/n: i use mlt kind of loosely, making every question less of a rant of most - least but more one option - another option

being pampered vs pampering

being pampered

honghai, gyuvin

i mean it’s kinda obvious

honghai is a total baby

he just wants to be little spoon after a long day of work and can u blame him :(

gyuvin LIVES off praise, he needs to hear from you hes doing it right even if it’s just simple things like cooking or doing chores

both of them spend nights giggling kicking their feet twirling their hair biting their finger over sweet texts you send

just clingy

so incredibly clingy

the more i write the more i realize gyuvin is so bf coded ☹️☹️

gunwook, matthew

now you might be wondering

how is gunwook not with the former??

to that i say he’s totally pamper you to as a congrats

you aced an exam? he’s out buying you ice cream and best BELIEVE he’s gonna be feeding you

if you can’t sleep he’ll tuck you in and sing you a lullaby <33

matthew has no preference

you just happen to end up spoiling him more often

you just can’t resist his aegyo ☹️❤️

he uses this to his advantage

“babbbbyyyyy can you pleassseee make ramen for me” while batting his eyelashes

jay, junhyeon

it’s very unpredictable w them

theres no set dynamic w either of them

you want him to buy something for you? sure!

he’s feeling little spoon in the moment? you’re big spoon 🫵

neither of them care very much

if i had to pick one way or the other jay is more likely to spoil you and junhyeon is more likely to be spoiled

potentially unpopular opinion..

junhyeon seems like he’d be very calm and chill in a relationship

he uses all his energy and humor with his friends youre his little safe area to recharge his social battery

jay is just always a very down to earth guy

he doesn’t really care either way 90% of the time

keita, zhang hao

they just have very motherlike tendencies

they’ll naturally buy things for you cause “you’ll run out soon anyways”

keita writes songs for you all the time

if morning texts were a love language that’s what zhang hao has

he hasn’t missed a single day of saying good morning and good night to you even if there was no other conversation that day

keita likes paying

i cant explain it but anytime you’re out you might as well not bring your wallet cause he’s gonna fist fight you before you’ll ever buy anything around him

the ONLY time you’ve paid was on your first date where you split the bill

seunghwan, hanbin

seunghwan moreso than hanbin

his face would curl in disgust at your attempt of big spooning

“what do you think you’re doing?? come over here” he wraps arms around your waist, leaving you as mush in his hold

hanbin is also very motherly

would literally make a lunchbox for you everyday if he could

both of them are just so good at indulging and pampering like i’m at a loss for words

i cant even explain on paper it just makes sense okay

i’m right my word is final!!!

pampering

easily jealous vs secure

easily jealous

gyuvin, gunwook

not necessarily possessive??

but they’re the type to death glare ANY guy that comes your way

gyuvin is probably a lot more pouty and gunwook

like gyuvin would be so clingy if he felt threatened in your relationship

hes just a lil insecure and needs reassurance but it’s okay cause we love him for it 💔

gunwook says he likes pda cause he likes physical touch

hes lying

it’s so he can basically let everyone around the two of you know you’re off limits

he feels like you’re too good to be true

he needs to fight for you yk

if you tell either of them to knock it off they def will though

junhyeon, keita

they’re more willing to let things go

like if it’s just someone checking you out they’re chilling

it’s when flirting starts that drives them mad

i think keita would be more vocal about it

he’d do something immediately

“you’re just so stunning-“ “arent i lucky?”

junhyeon would watch on the sidelines then scold you afterwards

once you give a friendly reminder they’re perfect for you theyre back to chilling

not nearly as much guard dog energy as the other two

but don’t mistake that as chill

keita has def said some things in the moment he wish he could take back

honghai, hanbin

the pouty boys

it takes a while for them to crack, it wjen it happens they’ll be SO WHINY

hanbin is so petty

“how does this look on me?” “why don’t you ask ___?”

hai isn’t passive aggressive he just gives you the silent treatment

most of the time some rando isn’t gonna hurt their pride

it’s your friends thatre a lil too close to you…

which results in full blown fights

it gets resolved though cause communication is sexy 🙏

zhang hao, jay

it’s not that they don’t get jealous

they just handle it pretty well

instead of being like gunwook who’s practically holding you or like keita who makes sly remarks theyll be silent in the moment

afterwards they rationalize it in their head and their fine

it’s not that there’s no communication

they just realize you’re loyal and they don’t have to worry 💯💯

i think hao is more likely to say something

not a whiny or petty comment but just a genuine “do you realize ___’s intentions with you?”

very down to earth men

they don’t wanna fight they just wanna head empty love partner

and we love that tbh

seunghwan, matthew

SO SELF ASSURED

like they would argue with their friends over their lack of jealousy

“why would i be worried about ___? they’re not the one kissing y/n are they?”

they genuinely cannot fathom a possibility where you cheat

which is reasonable cause let’s be real youd FUMBLEEE if you lost one of those two 😵‍💫

seunghwan might have doubts here and there but overall he can realize how important he is to you and that solves most issues

secure

going out vs staying in for dates

going out

junhyeon, seunghwan

it’s like an adventure to them

so many more possibilities on things to do

junhyeons fave dates are when you go out late at night and see what’s open

will you end up spending 4 hours at a theatre hopping around random movies at random times? will you find a cool dinner spot? will you scavenge through an abandoned building? it’s always an adventure!

seunghwan likes going to romantic places

takes you on picnics, going to a carnival, renting a karoke bar, bowling

he would totally have a bucket list of cliches he’d want to fulfill

he also just likes showing you off to the world <33

the best part is when you guys go home together both exhausted and rambling about everything you experienced throughout the day

taking showers after spending a hot day in the sun in the summer 😵‍💫 or a warm bath if it’s a cold winter day ❤️

*WALL*

jay, gyuvin

definitely prefer staying at home

does not mind going out though!

gyuvin has made it his personal duty to find the best cafe in town with you

you both have your own ranking you bicker over all the time

secretly his long term goal is learning your perfect pastry and trying to recreate it

he’s not telling you though itd ruin the sincerity of the coffee shop nights

jay wouldn’t mind every once in a while

it would get draining after like the second time a week though

has a soft spot for places like an aquarium or an arcade

places that might come off as childish

those jay could go to all day everyday

still doesn’t beat a nice cuddle session while watching a movie by a LONG SHOT for either of them

hanbin, keita

homebodys at heart

would do it for you though

especially if they have super outgoing s/o’s

very easy to convince

will react in very opposite ways though

if hanbin ends up agreeing on a date night out hes making 100000 steps and plans

he knows exactly where you’re going and when you’re going down to the minutes

he wants it to be perfect for you!

keita though

he lets you pick

“you wanted to go out! so where should we go??”

very easygoing though

down for literally anything you’d wanna do

except like rock climbing sky diving or axe throwing

that’s a hard no

matthew, gunwook

i honestly have nothing to say here

it just makes sense okay

im tired

bare with me

zhang hao. honghai

okay homebody by ph-1

their ideal date is making a lil dinner for you then playing a board game or video games

simple men

they just like being with their safe person in their safe space

zhang hao will show you all his fave tv shows and want your reactions

hai will spent HOURS just scrolling on tiktok with you next to him

it’s like a game to see how synchronized your fyps are

if either of them have a pet they’d love playing with their pets w you

if you have a pet theyd have play dates

doesn’t matter the species

you guys will make it work

like who says it wouldn’t be iconic to have a dog and bird friendship??

staying at home

[lemedstudent2021]

4 years ago when the dumbfuck (biden) won, i was a first year university student, nodding along solemnly when my family briefly discussed foreign and internal politics over our tea, pleased to be finally old enough to somewhat contribute to adult conversations.

i still clearly remember my aunt saying "well, he isnt any better [than his predecessor] but at least he cant be worse". the conversation moved on from there, but my thoughts lingered. i didnt know if i wanted to be a cynic or an optimist, so i drank my tea in silence.

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this past year has been one of the darkest in our human history, the scale of death and destruction and pure unadulterated depravity is unmatched. it will truly be long before the world can hope to recover from the atrocious damage that has been dealt, if it ever does.

i wont go into details mainly because i havent the time nor interest in doing so, but the world to no ones surprise is changing, fast and taking a turn for the worse. it has been for years perhaps even decades now. in the grand scheme of things i mean.

for many of us this is nothing new per se, merely a tangible extension of our worst nightmares and fears, but for many others its a reign of terror of the most potent kind. one that will herald further losses, but this time around very few will be spared.

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despite myself i did think that common sense would prevail and wed see the the fucker (trump) behind bars and hopefully dead and not- as of writing- about to win another 4 wretched years in office.

theres a sort of grim satisfaction seeing the bitch (harris) getting a big fuck you to the face, but its devastating to think that she is losing has already lost? to the biggest fuck you to the planet. i truly dont want to imagine what the world is going to look like 4 years from now. if there is anything left of the world to look at.

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there isnt much to say or add i think. nothing i can contribute at least for the time being. i would however like to point to what jon stewart bless his soul has to say about the matter

esp at 02:15

sounds hypocritical to say after having said nothing but the worst, but i mean it when i believe that this isnt the end. to give up now is to doom ourselves and the rest of the world (and perhaps the trajectory of humanity itself, whos to say) into eternal darkness.

ive said it many a time on this blog before and ill continue to say it for as long as there is life in me; power will always be with the people. weve seen it time and time again throught history and before our eyes. we are a force to be reckoned with.

we do hold the power to change the tides, look how many countries fought with everything they had for their freedom, how many times we arose from the ruins and started building anew and with just as much fervour, how much damage we can do to the institutions that dare to transgress.

war brings out the worst in some but the best in others. this is a war, one the corrupt wage on the sanctity of our lives and human rights, one were all on the front lines of, for ourselves and those around us.

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as cliche as it is, and i admit to it being so, our chances honestly are better when we move and act as one. dont be fooled into thinking our differences will seperate us; those in power follow the age old rule of divide and conquer & thrive when we are scattered and lost.

show them that our spirit is one and whole, prove to them that we wont give into their unjust demands. look out for one another and dont hesitate to come to each others aid. be kind to yourselves.

humanity as a whole literally and metaphorically depends on it.

Godbless & Godspeed

[justaz]

yknow what…..im thinking about it. (american) gen z grew up surrounded by talk of climate change and actual school shootings where peers and friends literally die at age 11 and that was just like our norm. the economy is shit so we cant buy houses and can barely afford food, our schools were a war zone, and our planet is dying. that was our youth, death at every turn. a lot of gen z (i think i can go global here, not just america) will tell you like “yeah i didn’t ever see myself living past fifteen much less eighteen. i thought i’d be dead by now” and so now we have like no idea wtf we’re doing and we’re just trying to make the best out of our shitty lives.

anyways merlin also kinda grew up like that as in his very existence was a death sentence and if the wrong person found out he’d be dead. growing up hearing from your mother that you cant tell anyone the truth bc what you are, how you were born, is wrong in this world and that many people would cheer to see you die….yeah what if he had the same thought process and was like “yeah fuck guess my death is inevitable” and just stopped giving a fuck. he’s confrontational and picks fights without regard for his opponents strength or numbers bc hey if he goes out this way then at least he was doing something good and standing up for what he believed in, if he doesn’t die then cool he made a difference. that’s why he goes toe to toe with arthur even after finding out he’s the prince of the most powerful kingdom in albion that started the whole campaign calling for his head.

just merlin being kind of like a medieval gen z lmao like taking no shit and taking all these risks bc hey he never thought he’d make it to twenty so wtf else is he meant to do?? live a life of paranoia and wariness? no. he’s gonna die in the end no matter what, if it happens sooner rather than later….well…he never thought he’d make it this far so he did better than he originally expected. this is why he gets on with gwaine so well bc they both have like passive suicidal tendencies where they take all these risks and make all these choices that put their lives at risk bc they don’t particularly care one way or the other how it turns out. real recognizes real.