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going into work at the glue factory!

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im so fascinated by ppl watching dandadan and being like "OMGG why do i wanna fuck this OLD LADY i'm usually not into GILFs" and the old lady gilf in question is just a young anime woman with gray hair and they just say she's like 70. maybe that's why

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gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

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Day 1, inauguration

The goat is standing, it will get inaugurated later this evening.

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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me with my quilava

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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my movie recommendations credibility took a hard hit in the post-goncharov era

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maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess

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Im not saying it should be illegal to own more than two properties. I'm saying there should be a lengthy screening process in which you have to prove that the next property you're aqquiring will be used by you or loved ones at least x time of a year. I think it should be immensely legally complicated to aquire more than two properties. I don't think they should let you get a third one if you just want to rent it out. I think they should shoot you with a gun for that. Housing is not a buisness and it should be heavily regulated and I'm not joking about it. What the fuck does an average private person need more than a house and maybe a summer house for. They should take away the right to own numerous properties and im not even joking when I say it. You should get HRT on demand btw.

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

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gotta love the mics