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#mettaton neo#mettaton ex#mettaton#mettaton undertale#undertale#art doll#handsewn#lemme tell you#i am regretting using satin for his hands#but its okay his gloves will hide all the messy salvage stitches dhsjsj#i cannot stress enough how big he is
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To elaborate more on the Pesterquest stuff -
Alternia is a hell world. It's shitty to live in, even if you're a highblood, unless you fit a very specific mold of person AND are lucky enough to be born of a high caste. Every troll character we care about is, in some way, fucked over by their relationship to their society; Eridan and Vriska get it the worst, having been forced to participate in the murdering side of things since they were young, but every lowblood is screwed and every highblood is made worse even just by their passive participation. Kanaya becomes less sympathetic because she seems completely at peace with the society she grew up in, and Feferi wants to enforce casteism, even if it's of a different flavor. Gamzee and Equius both hold genuinely casteist beliefs and attitudes, which slip out and alienate them from the people they care about.
Putting a friendship simulator into the middle of all this is... a choice, I guess. I'm not going to begrudge anyone for wanting that or liking that, but it's going to be inherently at odds with what Alternia is and is meant to represent, and thus, fundamentally at odds with many of the characters' arcs and even basic personality traits, so heavily are they influenced by the shit society they grew up in.
For a non-Eridan example, Karkat loathes himself in massive part because his society loathes him. He's kill-on-sight and lives in daily terror of death. He wears a symbol at all because not having one marks him as even more of a freak, even though he knows that that symbol is connected to the empire's biggest rebel, whose footsteps he is expected to follow. The reason he's so obsessed with being leader-y and earning his teammates' reapect, or the respect of anybody, is because he's so deeply insecure about whether or not he even deserves to exist.
If you soften Alternia to the point you can write a lighthearted friendship simulator in it, then that characterization... goes away. Karkat is no longer motivated by deep, overwhelming insecurities, which drive him to idolize the society that deems him unworthy, mistakenly believing that if he can find validation in that society, he'll feel less bad about himself. Instead, Karkat is just kind of an asshole!
It's the same way with Eridan. He and Karkat are equal and opposite in this way - while Karkat is marked for death by his society, Eridan belongs to the extremely privileged caste of sea dweller royalty - even moreso than Feferi, as Feferi is slated to be murdered by the Condesce as soon as she comes of age (and her ridiculous optimism is likely something she cultivated in outright defiance of this fate). But it turns out that being a sea dweller sucks shit, too, if you aren't the extremely niche type of person that society deems "correct."
Eridan is not actually casteist and genuinely likes his land dweller friends - and this is unacceptible. Not only that, but smaller "unacceptible" offenses are wrapped up in big ones - despite not liking murder and feeling guilty about it, murder is objectively the correct thing for Eridan to be doing, constantly, to the point of it being "all [he's] ever done practically," because if he doesn't fulfil the duty of his bloodline to be murdering lusii (and by extension, their charges, who are culled when their lusii die), EVERYBODY dies. The constant push-pull of trauma, societal expectations and obligations, the fate of the species, and the fact that he is inherently not the "right" kind of person for his society, are pretty much his entire character. He's basically a walking ball of anxiety and emotional turmoil.
So, again, if you soften Alternia to the point where you can write a story about Eridan wanting to see Shrek in a public theater (something he would not actually be able to peacefully do in canon Alternia - at least not without taking off his cape, hiding his fins, and going anonblood - as sea dwellers are considered ridiculously hostile to the point even Gamzee's nervous about being on the beach for too long), Eridan ends up being just kind of an asshole!
Pesterquest!Eridan is, and I cannot stress this enough, fundamentally not the same guy as canon Eridan. They have practically nothing in common, from the fact that PQ!Eridan is willing to do something for leisure, to the fact that he isn't widely feared and the movie theater doesn't empty out in a panic when he turns up, even down to the fact that he likes femme fashion (canon Eridan goes to Lengths to lean into masc fashion) and Shrek (canon Eridan is a hipster). Hell, even the fact that PQ!Eridan SMILES is a massive deviation from canon!Eridan, who has never once been depicted smiling, and probably hasn't for many sweeps.
Also that he has that much beef with Sollux when, canonically, the two had a lukewarm mutual dislike and didn't even bother interacting until Feferi was added to the mix and Eridan became mad that Sollux was dating her. He wasn't even casteist about him until then, and after, even Sollux and Feferi don't think he's casteist, they just think he's ashenflirting so he can get into a quad with Feferi. Like come on, if you're going to feature another troll in Eridan's route, 1) make it be Karkat, and 2) have Eridan cheat on you the whole time with Karkat like he does to Feferi.
Eridan is just overall a wild choice in a friendship sim - I can't even blame them for just writing an OC and putting an Eridan skin on top - because societally, Eridan isn't even supposed to have non-sea dweller friends. The sea dweller/land dweller race war is something the Condesce deliberately put into place in order to keep land dwelling nobility in line, and Equius cites it as one of the reasons he never got along with Eridan. Like, the very fact that Eridan talks to two land dwellers on friendly terms (Kanaya and Karkat) is a MASSIVE deviation from what he's "supposed" to be like, and a huge hint that he's not as casteist as he'd like to appear. You are genuinely hundreds, if not thousands, of times likelier to end an encounter with Eridan either orphaned or dead than as his friend. He's an unstable maniac, and there's a reason so many members of his team don't like him even though he's legitimately not casteist and they mostly seem aware of it (nobody really complains about or even notices Eridan's casteism by the time they're on the meteor - his contradictions are really obvious, and it's likely that they've more or less realized that he's full of shit).
Again, I don't begrudge anybody for wanting or liking PQ. Who cares, really. I'm just saying that as a canon discussion blog, there's not really any place for PQ because it's so far removed from canon that, like, there's not really anything meaningful to discuss about it. The setting and characters in PQ are fundamentally divested from canon, and not even in an AU way. And it's totally fine if that's what you like, but, yeah, like.
Was Eridan written well (where "well" = accurate to canon): no. Maybe he's fine as an OC with an Eridan Minecraft skin slapped on, but that's not my beautiful son, that's not my baby boy.
What did they get wrong about Eridan (where "wrong" = inaccurate to canon): all.
What route would I have written for Eridan: he shoots you with a gun and you die. And then maybe cheats on you with Karkat
#not tagging bc its technically a hate post but i CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH#its ok to like pq its ok to enjoy pq#it is like not a big deal? who cares#end of the day it's all fake stories that arent real like who gives a shit#im just never going to have anything interesting to say because pq is just like#not really my thing? haha#i dont particularly like fluffy feel good stories#or visual novel/dating sim style gameplay#so i don't engage with it beyond skimming recaps of each route#thus i cant judge the actual quality of the writing#for all i know it's troll goddamn shakespeare all up in there#i looked at eridan's route and assumed that if that was how fast and loose they wanted to play with canon#then there wasn't really anything in there for me that i'd enjoy#totally just guessing that they deboned karkat's character too#maybe because he's a 'main character' and people like him more he didnt get as mangled as poor eridan#but also i dont really care#lmao
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they should just put big the cat in the background of whatever the next sonic movieverse thing is and not explain it. no one talks to him no one acknowledges him he's not involved in the plot in any way he's just in the background of some shot fishing and minding his business. this is the only way to integrate him into the films that i will accept
#i cannot stress enough how much i dont want anyone in universe to acknowledge him#you do not ever need to explain why big is here. looks pointedly at new horizons. he can just do that dont even worry about it#espeon cries#**not in marketing or in any official capacity besides him just being there either. he should only be acknowledged by the fans
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Please let us know if you solve this mystery!
OK! It’s the end of the year so let me compile everything I was able to come up with (with the help of everyone I dragged into this–you know who you are and thank you and I’m sorry).
To anyone who’s just seeing this and doesn’t have context, in November, right before the movie Wish came out, I made a longish post questioning who Allison Moore was (which, incidentally, is the first post that comes up when you Google “Allison Moore Disney”).
The reason I was curious about who this random writer is is because she’s credited as one of the co-writers of Wish, Disney’s 100th Anniversary Feature Film BUT she has no obvious experience writing for animation, children, or fantasy when everyone else on the main team has credits on stuff like Frozen and Encanto. I thought it was bizarre that there would be someone so green on a project so big so I went digging.
Here’s what I learned:
(1) Moore wasn’t originally announced as being attached to the project. Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee, and Fawn Veersunthorn were all mentioned when the project was officially announced in Sept 2022 (for example). Moore was not. And you’d think they’d mention the *co-writer*, right? You don’t start to see her name until a year later in Sept 2023 when the trailer dropped (for example). So it seems like she was brought onto the project later. Of course, this could just be a normal quirk of the industry or something I’m misinterpreting, but I think it’s worth mentioning.
(2) Moore seems to have a lot more credits in stage writing than she does in screenwriting. I wasn’t able to 100% confirm it until recently (I’ll get to that in a second) but she’s written a bunch of plays and it seems like this is where she has most of her bona fides.
“Allison is the recipient of two Jerome Fellowships, two McKnight Advancement Grants and the Bush Artist Fellowship.”
That sounds fancy. But it still doesn’t say “Top Choice for Disney Anniversary Movie” to me. That’s not a statement on writing quality. I haven’t read/seen any of her plays. It’s about the subject matter. Look at some of these synopses:
None of that really screams Disney. Which isn’t to say people can’t have range. George Miller wrote all the Mad Maxes but also Babe and both Happy Feet. But if I was hiring someone for a really big project, I wouldn’t want that project to be their first attempt at expanding into that genre.
(3) This isn’t actually inherently important but she was on an episode of Nailed it. That’s where this picture comes from:
She won the first round and the game ended in a three way tie for the first time in the show’s history.
The only reason this is noteworthy in the larger scale of things is that, until very recently, this was one of only two places online you could see Allison Moore talking. The other is this very short interview on the red carpet during the premiere.
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There’s nothing in that interview that explains anything. It’s mainly her talking about how it was fun working on the movie and how good the movie is.
Honestly, good for her for not being Extremely Online, but it really felt like I could get a bit of a handle on everyone else who’d worked on this project in a high profile way but not her. Which is part of why I started down this rabbit hole to begin with. There was nothing to show where she might have had a connection or an interest or anything that would connect the dots.
For reference, Fawn (who was one of the Directors and story writers) has the kind of resume that I was expecting Moore to have when I initially Googled her:
Smaller jobs on other kids/animated movies (Hop, The Lorax, Despicable Me 2), some storyboard or art work on other Disney stuff (Frozen, Moana, Zootopia, Ralph), and then a big break (Raya and Wish). Based on my understanding of the industry (and I know a fair bit because it’s one I’m interested in professionally) that’s a very typical track to get to the writing side of animation.
A couple of people speculated that Moore got onto the project in a mentorship capacity. Now, I’m a Black woman who writes fiction professionally when I’m not on this hellsite (affectionate) with the rest of y’all. That means I have firsthand experience with what mentorship looks like in writing–both official Diversity and Inclusion type mentorship and more organic “Let me take you under my wing” type mentorship. I have *never* seen anyone get a job this high profile at the jump just due to mentorship alone. Going from zero to Disney’s 100th anniversary is kinda insane. This wasn’t some B project or something. It was a Big Deal Project. And this is Disney so they could have hired basically anyone they wanted. So you have to assume this was an active decision someone made and not just a thing that happened for lack of options. But in all my searching, Moore wasn’t mentioned except to just say she wrote the screenplay with Jennifer Lee. It was just the baking show and the Youtube clip.
Until today.
(4) I’m going to preface this by saying this doesn’t actually answer the question in a big AHA! way, but it is the only interview I’ve seen about Wish from Moore besides the red carpet clip.
On December 15th, Moore gave this interview with the San Antonio Current.
I stumbled across it while searching for a different piece of information and eagerly clicked to see what she had to say after three weeks of silence after the movie dropped on November 22.
Here are some highlights:
-In high school she was a theater kid and thought she wanted to pursue acting.
-I college she did playwriting and eventually she got her MFA from Iowa (which has a weirdly great MFA program btw, and also, this interview is how I confirmed she was the playwright Allison).
-When she started on the theater track at her college, she told them she was a playwright so she could study that too even though she’d never written a play before. So it sounds like Wish isn’t the first time she’s just jumped into a new thing without experience. You have to respect the hustle.
But this is the most important line in the interview because it’s like, an answer and a non-answer all in one. She’s asked, “How did you go from writing plays to writing for TV and film?”
And her answer is, “I had a whole career writing for theater, and then when my son was born, I realized I needed to make more money, so I started pitching for TV. I worked in television for about a decade. In the midst of working in TV, I continued playwriting. That's how I got on the radar at Disney.”
Which kind of sidesteps the most intriguing part of the question? Like, first of all, it’s not 100% clear if she means her playwriting or her TV writing caught Disney’s attention. I’m guessing playwriting, but I could be wrong. Secondly, who is “Disney” in this situation? A Disney recruiter? A Disney director? Did Jennifer Lee see a production of Slasher: A Horrifying comedy while passing through Texas and think, “Her. I want her to be my co-writer on this children’s film.” And what did she do to impress them so much that they right away put her on the the *Anniversary Project*? Like, I know I keep harping on this but I can’t stress enough how big of a deal this is. It’s hard enough to write for just your average sitcom or little movie. To just jump on something this big is baffling. I obviously don’t expect Disney to be justifying their every hiring decision publicly but, usually, when someone is doing something like this, it’s very obvious why they were chosen and, even with this sliver of explanation, it’s still frustratingly opaque. And with the strange post hoc timing of the interview (seriously, doesn’t promotion usually happen PRE movie release?) It almost reads like an interview that exists because someone realized the lack of any online presence was weird.
(5) When she was a kid, Allison Moore had a crush on Fox Robin Hood. That’s not at all important to the mystery, that’s just information she volunteered during the interview and that I’m now sharing with you. So when you search her name now, the top results are me wondering who she is, her IMDB, and her talking about how she liked Fox Robin Hood's little hat. Which isn't a LOT of information, but it’s more than we had before and that’s something.
#Wish#disney’s wish#wish 2023#disney wish#I cannot stress enough that I don’t have anything against moore as a person#(if anything I'm impressed by how she managed to pull off what feels to me like a magic trick)#I just can’t resist a mystery#and as a writer this is a big one#i’ve had this in my inbox for a bit#but I was hoping new info would drop that I could include#and the interview did it#also just as a side note#speaking of mentorship#if they were going to bring a co-writer onto this project it might have been nice for them to pick someone with more cultural connection#you know to their Moorish lead from their Iberian setting#this movie is so culturally bland#and someone who could actually speak to the culture might have helped a lot!#like I know pete docter got a Black writer in on Soul part way through#and he talked about getting the barbershop scene just right#there was no moment like that in this movie#asks
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Lazarus is the town mortician and he actively does whatever he can to disrespect the whole Rest In Peace mindset
#dnd art#dungeons and dragons#dnd charcter art#blood hunter#also free blood to try and do magic on#he hates the town i cannot stress enough how much he hates this place and the people#mistakes have been made#throttle a corpse whats the big deal#lazarus
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The Jack and Niki stuff : https://x.com/C0ll3ct0r_D0LL/status/1879578258754376081?t=vgjGUEUvBYKnK4xfeYQQWA&s=19
But in short, Niki just says that he has terrible dating advice and pulls up a picture of his most recent Instagram post to back it up
There's another clip of her explaining that she got cheated on etc...
And people are saying that their linked but I don't think they're actually linked for multiple reasons
1. She called now Wilbur why wouldn't she call out someone who cheated on her?
2. Why would you still be friends with someone who cheated on you?
3. The first clip is giving " it sounds like none of our business"
If it was Jack she would have said it was Jack. And I even remember them saying that the dislike being seen as a couple only to a eventually lean into it because it will guessing them views
Like there are literal edits of them being shipped together when you go on to YouTube and type both their names together
And it's just Niki being a nice
But we're just going to have to wait till the next Podcast episode drops because Jack would realistically tell us if he did or did not. I can see him admitting it to get it out of the way to then use it as a point that if dream can use leaked Twitter then so can he and explain ALOT of allegations
Like why would the whole friend groups still be a friend group if someone was cheated on???
Like if he genuinely cheated I would have imagined some of the following to happen:
1. Wilbur would have used it in his reply to justify his actions because he beat around the bush alot, and try to blame a lot of his actions on other people. He's the type of guy to go down with the ship
2. With the spurring of people finally being able to talk about Wilbur AND OTHER PEOPLE who were treated poorly, he'd definitely have been brought up
3. They're still friends. I'm not clip was from like 2 to 3 years ago and that would have been roughly the same time that Jack had been living with Scott and we all know Scott would have kicked him out in two minutes if he cheated on a friend of his
4. Niki Says in the clip she saw him kiss her friend in an Instagram story so where is this Instagram story?? Leak Twitter can get alleged DMs but not an Instagram story??
And number 5, you can clearly tell she's playing it off as something ridiculous and frankly I would like to say it's genuinely none of our business
If it ever gets confirm true by one of the 2 (or that random Instagram girl) then I'll be shocked but it won't last a my disappointment in dream I'll just be disappointed in two people
#like I cannot stress to you enough how this does not add to dreams argument at all and he just said it to get back at the two are existing#like do you not think they would have not cut him off already??#do you see how they phased Wilbur out?? Like he stopped showing up in collabs. Not in MCC etc...#I would genuinely be jaw on the floor if Jack said he cheated. because if those clips are related then that means he would have to +#stand by his terrible dating advice and confirm himself but at like it's not a big deal#so it's either he's got terrible dating advice and he cheated and he will admit to it because he's got such bad relationship skills#+ that he thinks it's ethical. Or he didn't and he's just an idiot like 90% of Us already knew#but either way I think it's made clear by Nikki that it's none of our business and I won't be talking about it again until something solid#just to leave Nikki alone there was no need#niki niachu#niki nihachu#jack manifold#wilbursoot#dreamwastaken#dream smp#mcyt#scott smajor
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Dear tumblrinas I beg you to manifest that I see Him 🖤 while im on vacation bc if I don't I might die
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#brief history#his name is old thom :)#hes the ONLY!!! orca to be regularly seen on the east coast#he seems to come south every summer. the south est he comes is cape cod#he also hangs around Nova Scotia#hes solitary except sometimes he hangs out with dolphins!! thats very weird and no one really knows why!!#orcas are my favorite animal and i literally cannot stress that enough#and they live everywhere!!!! everywhere!!!! except the part of the ocean i am close to 😐#but he!!!!! hes been seen MULTIPLE TIMES in the exact places im going#(and have been before but never successfully seen whales)#LAST AUGUST he was in the bay of fundy LIKE!!!!!!#if i have any chance of ever seeing an orca it is HIM 🖤#and not only that. HES SO SPECIAL!!!! HES FAMOUS!!! WHY DOES HE COME HERE!!! NO ONE KNOWS!!!!! AND HES SO BIG!!!!!!!#see the little notch near the top on the back side of his dorsal fin#besides the fact that you would almost never see any other orca where you would see him#thats how you identify him!! i can pick him out of random youtube videos#people post about him like 'ooh killer whale' and im like THATS THOM!!!!!!#he was in cape cod a month ago :) but thats too south 😠 he needs to go towards Canada 😠#if i see him i will cry and die and if i dont see him i will cry and die#anyway bye i love animals
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SWANFIRE OUTLANDER AU YOU SAY????
first of all LOVE that we all understand The Vision and Genious of this au. second of all you guys really are gonna make me do something w this huh 😂
#teresa answers#asks#ankahikoibaat#like i cannot stress enough how underdeveloped this au idea is to me it is a vague concept lol#beyond emma being from tlwm and neal from ef and emma ending up traveling to neals ef time and getting stuck and they run into each#other there#i dont exactly know how yet tho#and obv this is a no curse au but im thinking neal ran away from rumple and while he’s on the run is when he runs into emma#and emma for some reason goes to storybrooke and there’s some kind of portal there that emma accidentally travels thru#and then jumping ahead i don’t WANT to include the separation but it’s both a big thing in the ol story and the sf story#so I don’t know why yet but emma has to go back BUT they don’t know emma is pregnant#and i think emma raises Henry in this#and the story book shows up in Henry’s life again when he’s like 10/11 and he figures out abt his dad (bc emma obv hasn’t told him the#truth abt it. a fairytale universe??? so hard to explain)#and Henry brings it up to emma and they talk abt it and Henry finds out it’s possible to go back and then they do#and that’s what i have rn 😂#but I have a long car ride tomorrow so you know i’ll be spending it thinking abt this 😂#and i am Not a writer so all i will have to offer is a moodboard/picspam of sorts and some rambling plot description lmao#and again i would love to hear anyone else’s thoughts on this idea as well!!!
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morgana is a good character when you actually put him anywhere outside of persona 5 main game otherwise you have to ignore the cringe 60% of the time but thats okay. i love meowgana that is my not-cat
#i cannot stress enough how good they did meowgana outside p5#like in fanart in fics but most of all i love him in pq2 ! hes so adorableee#big ol bug eyes... ayo#persona 5#my lovely not-kitty monamonaaa#morgana#i like meowgana#making morgana-defender my middle name... none of them get him like i do
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giving my sister a very warped idea of what house md is actually about
#txt#'do you think house faked cancer just so he could see wilson in a nurse outfit. dont tell me the actual reason i dont care'#'he also deserves a syringe that is as big as him. to complete the outfit'#honestly such ideas never crossed my mind but still. would be a shame to keep them in our dms#cannot stress enough how im not weird abt these old men so the sexy nursefication of wilson came out of NOWHERE#things i didnt expect: my sister who has never watched this show explaining in detail abt how this would go down#(the answer is a wilson dream/nightmare where he can play saviornurse as much as he wants)
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If someone could just like…. Stab me through the eye that would be great idk
#idk what it is about today but I feel… terrible#not physically just mentally#and not even in a way that’s easy to place I just want to lay in the floor and melt into it#tbh I think it is premature exhaustion and anxiety ABOUT the exhaustion#because tomorrow we have two new apartment tours#and then Thursday (which is my other day off this week) I have that first therapy appointment#so my brain is not classifying either of those days as actual ‘days off’#(and I mean they’re not they will both be extremely draining)#AND THEN one of the store’s big managers insisted on doing the schedule instead of letting our department manager do it#so it’s sooooo fucked up and I won’t have a day off until NEXT Thursday and he scheduled me a bunch of inconsistent morning/evening shifts#so…. I am…. going to have literally no free time for like two weeks straight#no time to decompress no time to do things I think are fun no time to catch up on sleep#and my mom keeps messaging me about getting a new car which yes I need a new car and I WANT a new car and I’m finally in a position to GET#a new car#but she’s like ‘you have to go test drive a bunch of cars to find the one you REALLY want and then we’ll negotiate for it with you’#but I cannot stress enough that I would genuinely rather kill myself than go to a dealer ship and test drive cars by myself#I also just do not give a shit about cars there is never going to be one I ‘love’ because cars are cars I just want one that functions#I don’t CARE which one it is or how it drives or what the fuck ever I will NEVER care#but she keeps insisting I do it and I know they won’t help me go negotiate if I don’t do this first 😭#and I have a dentist appointment for the first time in like three years in a couple weeks and I know I probably have so many cavities#from when I got super depressed for like four months and didn’t brush my teeth at all#and I am just so overwhelmed#new apartment hunting new car shopping new therapist dentist appointment AAAGGGHHHH#I thought it might be a good idea to do it all at once so it’s all over with and I don’t have to have like four month period where it’s just#hopping from one thing to the other#except now I am just exhausted and overwhelmed and grumpy and feel like I can’t handle ANY of it let alone all of it#maybe one of the new apartments will go well tomorrow so at least I can cross that off and budget new rent prices….#ugh#kaz rambles
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ellis arrives at camp a couple months before the events of batl, at the age of twelve and the painfully short height of 4'9. however by the time they need to be going to manhattan he's grown to almost 5'4, leaving him with a very lean build as building muscle tries to catch up. he grows another two inches by his thirteenth birthday. by the time he's fifteen (nearing sixteen), he's 6' and still growing, on top of continuing to build muscle from training at camp and various physical activities during the school year. ellis eventually seems to max at about 6'4 over the next couple of years.
#( more than meets the eye | hcs )#[ i cannot stress enough#how Big he gets tbh ]#[ he is built like a BRICK FRIGGIN HOUSE ok ]#[ just not for like. a year or so upon getting to camp ]
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English Speaking Leijiverse fandom has always been 20 people spread across multiple places, Harlock has the most works (429 total, 268 in English if you're curious) but it having that 2013 cgi movie I felt did a lot for it.
This isn't about Harlock though.
Galaxy Express 999? The work that is definitely what Leiji Matsumoto was most known for, besides Space Battleship Yamato? 32 works. If you want to filter out crossovers with other Leijiverse series its 7.
And this will be an ongoing theme, since the Leijiverse lends itself, and very often does crossover various other series and characters with each other. People do enjoy that crossover aspect though, myself included. It's a massive draw of the world Matsumoto made, but that's a post for another day.
But if you were in the mood to read something that only takes place in just one series? Well, there isn't much.
And speaking of SBY/Star Blazers it is doing better than 999 is, 94 works. 57 without crossovers. (Yamato has a very small pool of writers actually writing for it in the tag though. They are very dedicated and I respect them.)
I'm excluding the reboots here. Since I view that as part of the Leijiverse since it is a SBY thing, but as it's own separate entity given Matsumoto had no involvement. (And I don't have the time, nor am as knowledgeable about SBY to go into the rights situation that went on between Leiji Matsumoto and Yoshinobu Nishizaki. There's fans who have been into SBY longer than I've been alive that can do a much better job.)
And then there's The Galaxy Railways, 30 works, 17 that aren't crossovers. Cosmo Warrior Zero? 67 works, 13 that aren't crossovers.
Then there is Queen Millennia, which is probably one of the most overlooked out of Matsumoto's bigger works. I don't even see many other Leijiverse fans talking about this one.
11 works. There is only 1 work that isn't a crossover. And that one singular work, that's something I posted. A piece of fanart I did.
people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist
#I will always take a chance to talk about the Leijiverse#there are works out there but if youre into anything that isnt harlock you've got less to choose from to check out#which is kinda funny to me how that worked out since I see harlock as more the third child of Matsumoto (in terms of series)#he is no doubt a beloved character. he is probably The Character people know him for outside of maetel#but in terms of harlock having his own series? his own series focused on him weren't really as popular compared to 999 or SBY#but his series no doubt have dedicated followings. im speaking from what I've observed in japanese fandom though#and from conversations ive had with various fans throughout the years ive been into the leijiverse#now if we were going to get into Harlock in italy or especially france it would be another story#I cannot stress enough how big harlock is in france#linky posts
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random memory moment of the fact my grandpa on Travis's side had a wolfdog (like. legitimate wolfdog not "oh haha this is my wolfdog" -shows you a pic of an obvious husky- like. this boy was Big As Fuck and Looked like a wolf + he fed him raw meat predominantly (he never told us the Content but my guess was lower-mid wolf. no i have no idea where he got the fucker + yes it Was Absolutely Illegal)
so. anyways what im saying is Jackals Attempting To Domesticate Wild Animals is in fact. heredity
#jackals barks#comes here 2 drop lore and wander off again like <3#also his name was atilla the mutt + bit my sibling who has an eyebrow scar bc they jumped back just Barely fast enough#anyways hi i have like one spoon rn still i just thot yall needed A Lore Drop 😌 HFK#also part of the Looked Like A Wolf thing was even in the way he walked. he had that loping head down stride#+ like i Cannot stress enough how big this boy was. Travis's side of the family all them fucks are tall like 6ftish tall on average#an attila Towered over grandpa on his back legs#beautiful boy. kinda terrifying to be around even b4 biting my sibling
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How the Hashira men react to your neighbor asking you to be quiet
Characters: Tengen, Sanemi, Rengoku, Obanai, Gyomei, Giyuu,
Additional shit: Swearing, Sanemi fighting said neighbor, Rengoku being blunt, mentions of sex, ooc mot likely :p
Tengen
He couldn't care less
His whole thing is being flashy and loud so he wants you to be loud
Like it's not his fault that dick is magical
After he shoos your neighbor away he makes sure to be as loud as possible that night
He's pounding into your cunt and you swear your gonna break when he whispers "okay now scream exactly how big my dick is. Don't forget the tip color-"
He gets cut off by you hitting him with the pillow
Way to ruin the mood
But that doesn't stop him and instead he goes harder, making sure the bed creaks loud ASF for your neighbor
"Not my fault he doesn't know how to please a woman." Is his main reason for doing so
He really wants you to scream his name so it's imbedded in your neighbors head
"Morning N/N!" Him to your neighbor from the balcony while your trying to get out of bed and failing
"Actually die." Both you and your neighbor to Tengen
Sanemi
Cares alot
Why the fuck is that limp dick biscuit talking to you and him? Who does he think he is?
You were the one who broke the news to him thankfully cause if Sanemi was the one who opened the door then you'd have to see your husband through glass in a prison
Just kidding. The Slayer corp would get him out of trouble if he didn't do it himself.
Anyways
Sanemi made it his goal to piss your neighbor off as much as possible
Your under him, practically creaming on his cock, and he's slamming the wall yelling "This loud enough yet?! Huh!?"
Not kidding I can see him doing that
He quite literally had you against a window where your neighbors could see him destroying you just to make them mad or uncomfortable, hopefully both.
But then he'd get pissed someone else would see you all naked and fucked out so he settled for the wall next to the window
One day your neighbor, finally having enough, bangs on your door yelling and guess who opens it...Sanemi!!
Good Lord was he waiting for this
It took one punch and the guy was out
Kinda what happens when you put a normal dude against a guy who kills demons for a living
Rengoku
He's a good neutral between caring and not caring
Like he doesn't wanna make your neighbors mad but he also loves hearing your screams
So he tries to keep you quiet during sex but fails since he gets to into it to give a fuck
The next days his loud ass voice wakes you up
"IM SORRY FOR MAKING INCREDIBLE LOVE TO MY WIFE!" He's not being sarcastic thats his genuine apology
Your facepalming and you want to die when you see your neighbor and she can't look at you
"PERHAPS SHES MAD BECAUSE HER HUSBAND CANNOT PLEASE HER!" Rengoku says casually and you know she can hear you from outside in her garden
"Inside voices!" You place your hands over his mouth to try and shut him up.
It works for a bit before he's yelling again
You love your husband but holy shit you wish he would speak normally sometimes
He's actually quiet in bed though
So your the problem (real)
Obanai
I'm not an Obanai fan so forgive me for how bad his section will be
Obanai is a quiet mf, and you're not even that loud
It's your neighbor who was the problem
A little old man whose hearing aids apparently had the power of 67 suns
You and Obanai found this out when he was outside training and your neighbor came over
He was so sweet and polite and even chuckled at Obanai's redness
Obanai cared at first but got over it
You? You make sure to not make a PEEP in bed
Okay that pisses Obanai off but he understands your reasons
At least make a gasp or sum cause he's over here like "Wait does this feel good? Can she feel it? Did I forget where the clit is?"
Brother is STRESSING
Then you cum and he's like "ah"
Then he's like "Did you take it?"
You have to keep yourself from murdering him cause how tf would you fake squirting
Gyomei
Babe I'm not gonna lie, you're a screamer
Gyomei is built like a house and your telling me your just gonna whine and whimper?
NO
Your over here crying and screaming into his chest, neck, the pillow, anything.
And Gyomei loves it!
He can't see your reactions so hearing and feeling them let's him know he's doing good
Gyomei isn't loud but he's not quiet
He'll grunt and moan and praise you, but he's not gonna cry out.
Well he'll cry but you can never tell from what
When the pussy so good you start crying 😭🙏
When your neighbor politely asked you to be a tad bit quieter Gyomei actually laughed
Not in a 'nah we'll keep being loud' way but more of a 'sorry we'll be quiet' way. He also found it hilarious how you actually died of embarrassment.
Don't worry he thinks its endearing
Yet it was kinda hard for him since he enjoyed hearing you
But your touches and now quieter moans made that better
And then there's also you literally drawing blood from his back you were scratching so hard
Giyuu
Holy shit you have never seen him so embarrassed
Like you could shade match his Haori to him and get the exact same color
He was the one your neighbor told and he stopped working when 'loud' and 'moaning' left their lips
If a demon doesn't kill him then his own actions will
Giyuu isn't loud, and he loves that he can make you feel so good that your loud for him.
But he didn't want your neighbor back over at your house so he tried to keep you quiet
You were super confused when he held his hand over your mouth in bed and he just pointed to your neighbors house. Then you got it.
So you nod and try to keep quiet.
You know in school when the teacher tells you and a friend to shut up but they look at you funny and you break?
Yeah that was you
You were riding Giyuu one night and you were loud so he was like "holy shit I love you but please- I can't look our neighbor in the eyes anymore."
And you couldn't help but laugh
Like howling
You calmed down obviously but sex was very giggle filled after that
You've never seen Giyuu so panicked
But give him a week and he'll stop caring
#fem reader#x reader#kny#kny x reader#kny x y/n#kny x you#kny headcanons#demon slayer#demon slayer x reader#demon slayer x you#demon slayer x y/n#demon slayer x female reader#tengen uzui#rengoku kyojuro#sanemi shinazugawa#obanai iguro#gyomei himejima#giyuu tomioka#hashira x reader#kny hashira#demon slayer smut#kny smut#freaky#tengen x reader#rengoku x reader#sanemi x reader#obanai x reader#gyomei x reader#giyuu x reader#kny gyomei
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Jason, tapping his chin in thought: Right, so, Plasmius, super rich guy who wants to adopt you.
Danny: No, no, he also wants to fuck my mom. That's…EUGH DUDE. Like- that's my mom. No I don't care about how he wanted her since college that's still super gross.
Jason: How has he not moved on? Your mom has a whole kid.
Danny: A whole two kids. And a husband of over ten years.
Jason: Oh yikes.
Danny, nodding emphatically: Big Yikes. And he has this whole one sided beef with my dad cause he has everything Plasmius has ever wanted and like honestly I dont give a fuck because in the timeline he does get with my mom - which Ew - he's a lying bastard and my ma isn't completely happy with him.
Jason:...Other timeline?
Danny, waving his hand in a nonchalant manner: Vlad - who's Plasmius by the way - gave my friends fatal ecto-acne because he was having a ghostly acne flare up and basically said ‘find a cure or they'll die too’ and so I went back in time to figure some shit out and I kinda shifted things to the left and in the lab accident that gave Vlad ecto-acne it gave my dad ecto-acne instead of Vlad and then my dads life went to ruin but I fixed it by fixing the timeline so I mean everythings fine. Mostly.
Jason: what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#jason todd#jaybin#dc robin#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#this probably happened sometime in the infinite realm
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