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Lamperty hfjiONE
I also have multiple alternative versions of this image since i never know which version i like more!! (I have a problem please help)
Like and reblog or i'll force you to like Gnarpy or smth
#shit#sillyposting#silly#stuff#lolzers#regretevator#Cherrydrawsmemesandstuff#lampert#lampert regretevator#regretevator lampert#lampert fanart#gnarpy regretevator#Wow its lampert!!!#woe#so cool#wallmark angst#If Wallter didn't exist i feel like i would consider him as my most favorite character or smth#art#im pretty sure his Lamp shade is fabric considering that when you look closely at his Lamp texture it doesn't look like wood. So he's adop-#if this flops i will cry#also i cant fucking find this mf in-game i am so sorry but i CANNOT see him anywhere dawg 😭#If this is used as a pfp for something then credit me or i will steal your organs#also fun fact uhh i watched a Dazt drama video and thought that i can make my non-intrusive watermark be plastered everywhere on my drawing#<- and that's why my watermark is now everywhere on the drawing!!! ^^#<- i am so evil LMAO!!!#infected regretevator#regretevator infected#infected x lampert#<- no these tags aren't related to the post. I just love to bait attention!!!1!1!1!1 😍😍😍😍
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They sure look comfy!
#art#dc comics#dcu#fanart#dc fanart#red robin#robin#tim drake#digital art#timkon#kon el kent#conner kent#kon kent#superboy#kon el#tim x kon#these two are just too fkn cute#kon with piercings is my shit#drawing them is my favorite thing ever#my bloorbos!#you bet your ass tim has missmatched socks#i love both of them#this took so long bc my ass cannot shade clothing#fabric is the bane of my existence#anyway i got beamed over the head w timkon cuddles so hard i just had to render it lmao#my art <3
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so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi prime defenders spoilers#jrwi pd spoilers#jrwi pd#william wisp#vyncent sol#THIS ONE IS FUUUUCKIN OOOOOLLDD RAAAHHHHH i made it like. a year ago. but didnt finish it for so so long bc i just wasnt happy w it.#BUT LIKE A CENTURY EGG the decades of being encased in salt n lime n ash have done WELL to bring out the flavores of this piece#i sorta recently cleaned it up and posted it onto twitty. didnt tag it bc it was SO OLD AND SCUFFED(i see so many MISTAKES NOW)#that i didnt want to expose it to the open air just like that#if i show smth to my small circles then it shall only be understood in those small circles.#open air and open interpretation from minds i cannot predict are NOT something i enjoy the thought of. usually. i am brave tho#BUT EVERYONE ON TWITTY WAS SO NICEEE i was like damn... i guess it IS good enough to be enjoyed by the masses...#lets work on being nicer to our art together. THAT BEING SAID. i really love my colors here HELL YEAHHHH#FIRST TIME IN A WHILE COLORIN THESE BOYS.... i dont use proper color enough..I ALSO RLY LIKE MY BACKGROUNDS HERE#i LOVE when the bg is hyperrealistic (i frankestiened stock photos) and when the subjects are all flat colored n cartoony#recently rewatched Making Fiends and they do that similar thing!! soft shading! lotsa details! almost painted? ill paint one day#ive already rambled so much abt the art im runnin out of ROOm to ramble about WWWIILLIAM GODDAMN WWIIIISP. its been a minute since i saw-#-this episode..but i DO remember the funny smoke trick that will did to his funny brother. EVERYTIME U GIVE AN ORDER. THAT BRINGS HARM-#-INDIRECTLY OR NOT. YOU WILL HEAR THOSE SCREAMS. YOU WILL FEEL THAT PAIN. OHHH WHAT A COOL PUNISHMENT THAT IS#its still an olive branch in a sense! a final chance for big bro bell to show that hes NOT an irrideemable piece o shit. and if not#well. to the wolves of psychosis with him!!! i really think william did the best he could here. if i was in his shoes i have no doubt i-#-woulda done the same. IM ALSO GLAD THAT VYN DECIDED TO STICK AROUND N SUPPORT HIM! thas character development baybe!!#i loooove prime defenders.. its been so long since i watched any eps of it but i KNOW it still has such a grip on my heart..GOTTA rewatch i
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Casey Stoner, Pushing the Limits
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#casey stoner#brr brr#//#i realised i had one important take about the casey/vale rivalry that isn't linked to my actual thesis about them because. listen#i think about this line like. once a week. it haunts me in my sleep. i cannot carry this burden on my own any longer#casey. casey. is it really cOVERED?? with luminous yellow?? COVERED????#i'm not massively fond of the shade of red either but i don't think valentino was involved in making it more orange#my man saw the tiniest hint of yellow and was like 'what the fuck is this'#like valentino's LEATHERS are a wee bit yellow but that's!! not!! the bike!! also casey YOU had the aussie flag on your bloody bike number#the green is also on nicky hayden's gp12 btw like it's LITERALLY JUST THE NUMBER that's yellow#YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE SEAT WHEN HE'S SITTING ON THE GP11 CASEY IT'S A RED BIKE#i don't have a coherent point about this but it is a LITTLE fascinating! like this made it into his autobiography!!#it's such an interesting thing to even notice no? like you're thinking about their stunning blood red being contaminated?#Does He View Valentino Rossi As An Infection? this is some symbolically potent shit when u think about it#do u think all valentino's victims have like. some kind of deeply ingrained aversion to the colour yellow. pavlovian response and all that#to be clear i find this very funny and i support casey in being a bit demented about valentino. who amongst us#heretic tag
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shout out to the fellas who can’t help but assume everyone is mad at them if they even sound slightly upset (it’s me i’m the fellas)
#shep arts#chonnys charming chaos compendium#chonny jash#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#posts from the queue#havent drawn in a bit so we’re easing into it with stupid shit lol#sorry i disappeared for forever btw I was hit by art block pretty hard :/#they’re all still plain greys btw i just used some color overlays so heart and mind would stand out from eachother since there’s no shading#any other differences from old art of them is just uh becuz i literally cannot have one set design for any character ever#anyway i thought itd be fun to distinguish what they were saying in more ways then just color so yeahh#mind is all caps. heart is all lowercase. and uh soul is normal except his e’s are always capitalized#thought itd be funny to do that cause it looks like trident :]c#i would've taken it one step further and made Soul's e's look like -E but then my friend reminded me that feferi existed...#didn't want to steal from her typing quirk lol + i would totally forget to make em -E so i settled for just making em capitalized
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I love drawing this big creature with bandaids a lot for some reason
#hollow knight#hk ghost#hk the hollow knight#hk thk#art#drawing#digital drawing#If the shading looks off. fuck. I think we've established I cannot shade for shit#Indecisive Arts 🍊#fanart
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I will never let ya’ll live down that era where Terukaneaoi shippers were beefing with each other through fucking ao3 tags
#i know i shouldn’t be giving them attention but that was literally so funny to me i think abt it every single day#by far my favorite era in this fandom i was refreshing ao3 regularly to keep up with the drama#i’m not saying i single-handedly ended it#but i am saying it stopped as soon as i said smth abt it in the a/n for one of my terukane fics#so you’re all welcome#i didn’t even care abt the sm//t like i don’t wanna read that shit so i’ll just scroll past it#but my dudes you literally cannot pretend you dgaf if you’re yelling at antis through ao3 tags#like i hope all those writers have realized how goofy they sound by now#as funny as it was let’s please not bring that back#obligatory mention that i am blocked by two terukane writers on ao3#terukaneaoi#terukane#teruaoi#it was mostly them full shade#aoiaoi#omg aoiaoi mention <3#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#teru minamoto#akane aoi#aoi akane#archive of our own#ao3#fanfic#fan fiction#anyways you should read my fics instead#i don’t yell at ppl through ao3 tags like an old man yelling at a cloud <3
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whats the deal w n//fsw blogs is it so that people don't get shadowbanned or
#i'm not shading i swear i'm legitimately curious bc i assume most ppls blogs r 21+#is it purely a 'i don't feel comfortable smutting on my main blog' or is it more of a 'tumblr is ass abt nsf//w stuff' thing#as a mf who cannot be assed to even read more when i do smut#i can't imagine rmring to switch blogs#i barely rmr to tag shit on a good day#my mind is... oof#˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚ ooc — lenny.
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still learning how to draw him, but woe - pokemon verse be upon ye
#♞ Your Father’s Son || OOC#♞ Turn The Lights Off || Mun Art#i cannot shade for shit so apologies for that#but it's blueberry and aveline!!
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like. . .are any other Polin fans out there that do not give a singular flying fuck about Debling? we should form a club lol because from the very bottom of my heart and with my whole chest: I could not care less about him. Not sorry, I'm tuning into S3 for Pen and Colin and Pen and Colin alone
#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#like. . .i keep seeing all these theories about debling and i'm going '. . .and?'#someone: what if debling-#me: don't care. when is colin back on screen? i miss my boy#because really. . .who gives a fuck? he's a random oc who's gonna be gone by ep 3?#frankly i don't give a shit about him in any capacity#and tbh. . .like it's not even a contest for me. colin is SO much more attractive and appealing than debling#no shade to the actor i'm sure he's lovely but guys. . .luke newton is SO fucking fine#tired: colin gets jealous of debling because he's courting penelope and thus disapproves of them#wired: colin distrusts debling because he's a vegetarian and colin the foodie cannot trust a man who cuts out an entire food group#inspired: colin is friendly to debling and can always hype pen up around him but debling isn't listening because he's queer and likes him#y'all just 'care' about debling because he has no traits rn and you can turn him into your perfect male oc prize for penelope#'i ship pen with options' and i ship pen with colin. . .you know. . .like a polin shipper. . .crazy how that's. . .how it works#anywhoozle i am first and foremost a hater#fellow haters come join me we meet up on tuesdays and we have snacks
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I once saw a post that was like "Radahn and Malenia are half siblings what beef could they have" and like you cannot possibly comprehend the beef that half-siblings children of divorce can have with one another.
#me vs elden ring#like if you don't get it you don't get it.#you cannot comprehend how much you can resent your father's second set of children he left your mother to have.#MORESO THAN YOUR FATHER EVEN. And isn't that the shit of it all.#even aside from that I get the feeling that Malenia and even Miquella were looked down upon#not entirely unlike Morgott and Mohg#the derogatory 'severed harpy' at the shaded castle feels like an interesting glimpse into how Malenia may have been viewed at large#not by her own cleanrot knights or Miquella but what she represented to the golden order#and given that Miquella apparently wanted to replace the Erdtree. Well.#The path to the Haligtree is hidden and secret and protected and difficult to get to.#perhaps because it needed to be far enough away from the Erdtree and previous Great Tree.#But I don't think that's the only reason.
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I reshaded this and added a 2p, 9p color swap
They are airing the rest of the nier automata anime on my birthday (july 23)
#nier#nier automata#2b#9s#animal crossing#used to be cell shaded but i thought it looked dull#ive had this drafted for months#not the birthday text part though#i cannot write this shit bro on my birthday? happy birthday to me. am i in hell
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If you are concerned about Polites dragging Odysseus down in "Get In The Water," please know that Shades are not the same as Souls. They are not representations of the complete self. Once a person has died, they do not have their whole self anymore. The scene in The Odyssey, where Odysseus is able to have complete conversations with the dead, is due to magic kind of reviving them a little for a bit. There's definitely like... something there for a Shade to be judged and like... for there to be preferable afterlife options, etc.
But, Shade Polites being part of a mob dragging Odysseus down is not a sign that Polites or Anticlea having ill will towards him in any way. It is simply part of the tragedy of the dead that they don't possess the will or motivation of the living, and Polites did not receive proper funeral rites. His Shade cannot be set at peace, and so it repeats his last thoughts endlessly and reaches out without a mind towards things it vaguely recognizes without conscious intent to cause harm.
I think it's implied Anticlea walked into the sea at the sight of what seemed to be her son dying in a storm just off the cost of Ithica which is why she also did not have a body that could have appropriate funeral rites performed but I could be incorrect.
Funeral rites are really important for this reason, Shades that wander but can't pass on can be... just. Passively fucked up. It also fades over time. It's the stuff haunting are made out of.
#seph listens to epic#epic the vengeance saga#vengeance saga spoilers#polites epic the musical#epic the musical#get in the water#i probably got some of the details wrong but the point is that it's not really polites anymore#it's literally a pale shadow of polites repeating his most iconic lines to hurt us and odysseus#the shades like... ghosts but like... the kind that are not sentient#they are repeating memories that cannot pass on and are trapped in a stagnant state of their death#they might be a little vengeful because of that state they're stuck in but it's not like... the characters we knew#it's the shade doing a haunting#as a result of characters not doing funeral rites#it's very different and like... im doing a bad job of explaining it because you have to like...#accept multiple aspects of like... how souls work in the universe of this world and why funeral rites are so important#like there are whole sections of the iliad where they wage war just for patroclus and hector's bodies so they can have proper funerals#that shit was so deeply important to them that they be laid to rest properly#like the iliad literally ends with those funerals#not the end of the war. the funerals for patroclus and hector.#im expressing myself badly but like... dying is a tragedy for a number of reasons and not getting a proper funeral is a second death#because it's the death of a person's soul and ability to pass on
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I wanted to shade the first piece but its too hard and i got lazy :(
#no fr i cannot shade for shit this is why i mostly do flat.#i do shade sometimes but not often#assassin’s creed fanart#assassin’s creed#assassin’s creed 2#asscreed#ezio auditore#ezio assassins creed#Ezio Auditore da Firenze#ac leonardo#leonardo da vinci#furry art#furry#anthro art#anthro
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There's my beautiful amazing wife and uh, that ginger loser
#i had a rendered version but im beginning to realize no colouring is way more appealing to me then my stupid ass colours#maybe more uncoloured pieces in the future#ive always been shit with like more cell shaded looks#or whatever its called when you shade but you dont blend#and i cannot blend on my computer#computer with mouse#raymond Anderson#nora anderson#my ocs#fallout 4 oc
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Marco NSFW ABC headcanons
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's attentive and sweet about cleaning you up but he really isn't a fan of pillow talk. He wants to sit quietly in the peace of post orgasm and stare out the window maybe have a rare smoke. He'll cuddle you if you ask and are quiet about it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his legs. And his chest. And his wings.
He'll lie and say he's a tits man but what he really likes is his partner's face.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It's vaguely sweet since he eats a lot of fruit and he likes coming on your thighs and stomach
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Doesn't really have any. He's private about his sex life compared to a lot of other guys because he doesn't brag but he doesn't really feel shame about his sexual desires. I do think he'd be a little ashamed of having a partner much younger than him in a relationship. He doesn't want people to think he's taking advantage of you, even if he does find your ingenue vibe very attractive
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Very experienced but you don't know it until you get him into bed. He doesn't like to brag. His previous conquests will do that for him
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes it when you're on your back on the bed or the desk or the counter and hes standing up
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Slightly more to the goofy side, simply as a way to defuse the tension. He likes to make his partner feel comfortable. He also just doesn't take stuff too seriously.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn't have a lot of body hair and his bush kinda matches his head hair and looks like an upside down palm tree. Don't laugh at it he'll get cranky
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He tends to have more casual sex than actual relationships, and he's not really a super romantic guy either. I think his love language is quality time. Anyway I think he's a good lover he's just not very intimate or romantic about it usually. I think the intimacy is more something that evolves naturally from when he keeps coming back if I'm making sense
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Usually does it in the shower because it's the most reliable time and place that he gets left alone. Somebody's always asking him to reattach their pinky or look at their weird rash on this ship
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Brat tamer. He likes a little challenge to his authority. And an excuse to punish.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bedroom is a classic but due to aforementioned vying for his time anywhere with a lock on the door is his preference. Some people on this ship don't know how to knock.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He really likes it when you get dressed up all nice for him. He likes a little insubordination too.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He's not into any serious edgeplay where he has to be super careful about managing your safety- breathplay, suspension, knife or gunplay, cutting or whipping, stuff like that. He also hates if you do something just cause it gets him off. It's important to him that you're just as into it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Eats pussy absolutely spectacularly and enjoys it, it's an open secret among the nurses who absolutely take advantage. Can appreciate a good blowjob as a quick and easy way to get off but he doesn't like to suck dick very much himself.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.
Tends toward hard and steady but a little on the slow side. He likes to take his time with good things in life.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Like I said he likes to take his time, so he's not huge into quickies. But if a partner initiates one he's not going to say no.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He doesn't like super risky kink where he genuinely has to worry about harming you. However he does like making you struggle to be quiet so you don't get caught. He's pretty game to experiment otherwise though.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Can last a good while but he's too old cum more than once an hour these days.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He's got one or two, a Fleshlight and maybe a vibrator or dildo. He usually uses them on himself but if a partner shows interest he'll use them on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Definitely a bit of a tease. He likes taking his time and making a partner beg for it before finally giving it to them. But he can also be pretty giving and indulgent it honestly depends on his mood.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's a pretty quiet guy naturally. He'll grunt and moan softly and swear a little. But he's not usually very loud or talkative.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Generally a top, and was pretty strict about it when he was younger but he loosened up a bit as he got older. Now he'll bottom very occasionally if he's in the mood for it and it's pretty spectacular.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's got chicken legs despite them being his strongest body part. He shaves his chest hair so his tattoo is visible. Respectably average dick. Uncircumcised. Used to have a tan line from his stupid anklet. Still has a sandals tan.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty average. It's not high but it'll keep you satisfied.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
One of those weird guys who doesn't get sleepy after sex. He likes to just sit quietly and stare out the window. He prefers a partner that falls asleep immediately because then he gets his peace and quiet. And he likes to watch his partner sleep because he thinks it's cute.
#i cannot find the person who made this template OTL#searching tumblr is useless#and duckduckgo has gone to shit#mine#one piece smut#marco the phoenix#marco the phoenix smut#headcanons#these are honestly so fun to write#anyway i have specific marco opinions#i used to think he was so ugly#but somewhere along the line i got the one piece brainworms#that make you lust over the ugliest man imaginable#its his mature experience vibes#theyre hot okay#im still not as gone as the girlies who wanna fuck bugggy#no shade#marco x reader#marco the phoenix x reader#my writing#reader insert#x reader
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