#searching tumblr is useless

[babblingeccentric]

Marco NSFW ABC headcanons

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's attentive and sweet about cleaning you up but he really isn't a fan of pillow talk. He wants to sit quietly in the peace of post orgasm and stare out the window maybe have a rare smoke. He'll cuddle you if you ask and are quiet about it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his legs. And his chest. And his wings.

He'll lie and say he's a tits man but what he really likes is his partner's face.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It's vaguely sweet since he eats a lot of fruit and he likes coming on your thighs and stomach

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Doesn't really have any. He's private about his sex life compared to a lot of other guys because he doesn't brag but he doesn't really feel shame about his sexual desires. I do think he'd be a little ashamed of having a partner much younger than him in a relationship. He doesn't want people to think he's taking advantage of you, even if he does find your ingenue vibe very attractive

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced but you don't know it until you get him into bed. He doesn't like to brag. His previous conquests will do that for him

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes it when you're on your back on the bed or the desk or the counter and hes standing up

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Slightly more to the goofy side, simply as a way to defuse the tension. He likes to make his partner feel comfortable. He also just doesn't take stuff too seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't have a lot of body hair and his bush kinda matches his head hair and looks like an upside down palm tree. Don't laugh at it he'll get cranky

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He tends to have more casual sex than actual relationships, and he's not really a super romantic guy either. I think his love language is quality time. Anyway I think he's a good lover he's just not very intimate or romantic about it usually. I think the intimacy is more something that evolves naturally from when he keeps coming back if I'm making sense

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Usually does it in the shower because it's the most reliable time and place that he gets left alone. Somebody's always asking him to reattach their pinky or look at their weird rash on this ship

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Brat tamer. He likes a little challenge to his authority. And an excuse to punish.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom is a classic but due to aforementioned vying for his time anywhere with a lock on the door is his preference. Some people on this ship don't know how to knock.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He really likes it when you get dressed up all nice for him. He likes a little insubordination too.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not into any serious edgeplay where he has to be super careful about managing your safety- breathplay, suspension, knife or gunplay, cutting or whipping, stuff like that. He also hates if you do something just cause it gets him off. It's important to him that you're just as into it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Eats pussy absolutely spectacularly and enjoys it, it's an open secret among the nurses who absolutely take advantage. Can appreciate a good blowjob as a quick and easy way to get off but he doesn't like to suck dick very much himself.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

Tends toward hard and steady but a little on the slow side. He likes to take his time with good things in life.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Like I said he likes to take his time, so he's not huge into quickies. But if a partner initiates one he's not going to say no.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't like super risky kink where he genuinely has to worry about harming you. However he does like making you struggle to be quiet so you don't get caught. He's pretty game to experiment otherwise though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can last a good while but he's too old cum more than once an hour these days.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's got one or two, a Fleshlight and maybe a vibrator or dildo. He usually uses them on himself but if a partner shows interest he'll use them on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Definitely a bit of a tease. He likes taking his time and making a partner beg for it before finally giving it to them. But he can also be pretty giving and indulgent it honestly depends on his mood.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a pretty quiet guy naturally. He'll grunt and moan softly and swear a little. But he's not usually very loud or talkative.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Generally a top, and was pretty strict about it when he was younger but he loosened up a bit as he got older. Now he'll bottom very occasionally if he's in the mood for it and it's pretty spectacular.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's got chicken legs despite them being his strongest body part. He shaves his chest hair so his tattoo is visible. Respectably average dick. Uncircumcised. Used to have a tan line from his stupid anklet. Still has a sandals tan.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty average. It's not high but it'll keep you satisfied.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

One of those weird guys who doesn't get sleepy after sex. He likes to just sit quietly and stare out the window. He prefers a partner that falls asleep immediately because then he gets his peace and quiet. And he likes to watch his partner sleep because he thinks it's cute.

[ghuleh-recs]

COME GET YALL FREE SEROTONIN (aka Copia giggling at Aether’s lil jump)

[thinking-emoji]

I keep seeing posts by people trying to sell or buy tit tickets, and it made me wonder if there is a tumblr blog dedicated to collating all of them and maybe even hooking people up? I know there's a twitter account like that, but do you all think it would make sense to make one here? Or is it too late for that now that the eu leg is already over

edit for those lurking in the tag: the blog is here and she's called @terribleinfluence-tickets!

[merrylark]

Trent Crimm’s journey from flinching every time Roy yells

to ‘shouting is Roy’s love language’

is something that can actually be so personal

[rosetta-j-stone]

Where's that post about "er boss may I be excused, something big is happening in the fandom and I'm a fairly active member so my presence is needed" when you need it

[wombywoo]

tagging all my general oc stuff with #quinncent

and all the art posts will be #qv art 🎇

[not-so-rosyyy]

Just noticed that #3, 6, and 7 of your 2024 TZ predictions have already happened 2 months into the year so.. congrats on your new messiah status.

I've completely forgotten about that...💀

yeah, call me Paul Atrosyyydes.

[exiled-on-mainline]

wheres that post thats like "explaining mgs characters to my friend as a form of psychological torment" + their friend reblogging trying to guess which snake is which or somethng

[wundrousarts]

I actually can’t wait until Nevermovie stuff starts happening because I love keeping up with movies and stuff. It is sooo fun for me. I’ve been insane about Laika movies for the past 10 years and obsessively following the production/marketing/release about all their movies since Boxtrolls. So I can’t wait to go crazy over the Nevermoor movie musical. <3

[blowingoffsteam2]

Sora came to, eventually pushing himself up. The first thing his eyes focused on was Riku—collapsed on the floor. “Riku…!” Sora scrambled over to him and knelt down, peering into his face. It belonged to a silver-haired boy. Not the Ansem-impersonating Xehanort, not anymore. It was the real Riku. Donald and Goofy got up and saw what had happened. “Wow!” “Hooray, you’re back!” And then Kairi was awake, too. “Riku!” As he slowly got to his feet, they noticed the black sash covering his eyes. He shook his head, then cautiously touched his face. “No tellin’ what might happen, huh…?” King Mickey murmured to himself as he stood, repeating Ansem’s words. And then they noticed that neither Ansem nor Xemnas was anywhere to be seen. “Riku!” Sora flung his arms around the other boy, looking up into his face. Far up. I know we haven’t seen each other for a year—but Riku’s so much taller! No fair! “Are you gonna take that off?” said Sora, tugging at the black cloth over Riku’s eyes. Riku slowly untied it and blinked against the light. Sora let him go and asked, “What’s that for?” Riku lowered his head. “His eyes couldn’t lie,” said the king, stepping toward them. “Lie?” Sora pouted at Riku. “Just who were you trying to lie to, huh?” Riku’s expression didn’t change as he looked up again. “Myself.” That word from him had a terrible certainty to it. Sora’s brows drew together and he moved closer to his friend again, staring into the face he’d missed so much. “Seriously, Riku…!” Sora grabbed his collar. “Why were you trying to do so much on your own? You’ve got friends—you have us!” Donald and Goofy nodded, then King Mickey, and finally Kairi. Seeing all his friends smiling at him, Riku exhaled and leaned over, bringing his face close to Sora’s. “What, did you forget? The thing is, Sora… I’m not a huge sap like you.”

-kh2 novel, Riku turning back into himself

[hazzybat]

tumblr I need help finding a video/photos for very totally super innocent reasons. (they aren't innocent reasons)

I need that video of Kris shirtless zipping up his pants where he looks like he had huge badonkas. you know the one hopefully. it's from a behind the scenes thing.

or any pic of him shirtless

[juhguif]

I’ve been obsessively looking for a gif of that scene in Kinds of Kindness where Liz says “It's better to eat something that's always available than to depend on something that runs out early every morning” cuz I know I’ve seen it on my dash a while back but now I just cannot find it for the life of me and it’s driving me a little bit mad

[milfygerard]

swifties we have got to get more organized about ripping and uploading tracks cause i cant find shit

[ironpour]

someone help me find elysia crampton my heart will go on remix

[alexturner2005]

Do you happen to know in what interview did miles switch a painting in Alex's house to mess with him or it was vice versa? I feel like I read that somewhere but I can't find it online at all, did I dream it 😂

that sounds sort of familiar, but unfortunately i can’t remember well enough to know what it’s from :( does anyone else know?

[pulledpurplecurtains]

i also wish we are in the same time zone 🥺🥺

me too wenz me too 💜