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Every time I feel my hyperfixation with Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer start to calm down just the slightest, he spikes me in the back of the head with a volleyball like my name is Loserkawa
#guys y’all don’t understand how whipped I am for this man#iwaizumi hajime the man you are#rotating in my mind like rotisserie chicken#I can’t function normally#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq#hq!!#iwaizumi hajime 27 athletic trainer
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sometimes i wonder why i can’t consume media like a normal human being why do i have to act like a rabid dog
#like minds 2006#nigel colbie#like minds#alex forbes#murderous intent#dead boy detectives#hannibal#edwin paine#tom sturridge#the sandman#basically every single gay show ever#i can’t function normally#I CANT BE DOING THIS I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW#is there a cure#im being for real#HAS be to unhealthy#i blame this on neil gaiman tbh
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Thinking a lot about how Simon himself is, in essence, a walking ship of Theseus. At what point between Simon and Ice King did he become a different person? The crown changed him, sure, but it mostly just scrambled what was already there in his brain. And we know that even after becoming “himself” again, he’s been fundamentally altered by the experience. Ice King is still with him, even if the crown isn’t.
#anyways you don’t spend 1000 years in a psychosis where you lose all your memories and walk away with a Normal Functioning Identity#and of course winter king is a sort of uncanny valley between the two#but even he is arguably both Simon and Not Simon#Fiona and cake#adventure time#simon petrikov#him making this reference feels more significant than a one off joke tbh#not to mention the whole him missing a heart thing#can’t remember if he gets it back but yeah#being IK physically changed him too#Ice King#winter king#yes this will be my next fics thesis. I have too many feelings abt this sad sack old man to NOT write smth
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thinking about todd and his resolve toward… not quite isolation, but being alone in a room full of people again. he goes along to the study room to sit on his own and do his homework, he sits at the poets table and follows along with what’s being said while keeping quiet, he goes to the meetings at all but doesn’t necessarily contribute (in fact, if you watch him when cameron is telling the story ‘from camp in sixth grade’, you can see that he recognizes it before any of the other poets but doesn’t voice it until they all have). he’s not alone, necessarily, if you want to get technical about it, he’s just lonely, and he’s generally okay with that. he doesn’t have friends and that’s fine, he doesn’t participate in class and that’s fine, he doesn’t have a relationship with his family and that’s fine—he could live without any real connection and he’d have been, more or less, fine.
the thing about when he says “i can take care of myself just fine!” is that he isn’t really wrong, you can infer that he’s been doing it his entire life anyway, it’s that ‘taking care of yourself’ isn’t the same thing as really living or being happy. todd’s an introvert, certainly, and even as he gets closer to the group he defaults to sitting quietly in the background, but he’s also denying himself community out of fear not introversion. todd isn’t friendless because he’s an introvert, although that definitely plays a part, he’s friendless because he pushes anyone that might want his company away. if anyone has every wanted for his attention in the first place. (neil’s unwavering interest in him is unique (even when it comes to the rest of the poets, who are fine with todd coming along and joining the group, but aren’t really hellbent on him being there in the beginning) and his refusal to accept it is a direct result of being so lonely growing up.)
there’s obviously something to be said about the implications of his parents neglect, and the more than likely fact that he grew up friendless, and how those both play a part in in him being so skilled at dodging social interaction/being so avoidant of it, but by the time we see him in the movie he’s all but accepted his fate as being alone his entire life. he’s already accepted being the family disappointment, and he’s already accepted he’ll never amount to anything, and he obviously doesn’t like it, but he’d have managed living with that knowledge without the confirmation that it was all wrong. would he have been miserable? almost certainly. but he’d have managed. he’d done it for that long already, anyhow.
#and like obviously it’s BAD in the long run and his isolation IS only making his life worse but… genuinely he’d have been alright#all things considered#it’s super interesting to me how it’s neil who starts the domino effect of todd’s life becoming Less Shit#both by beliving in him and putting faith in him that he’s never seen before and refusing to let him hide away#but it isn’t a savior moment on neil’s part#and i find it so odd when people frame it as one#todd is like… actively irritated at him in that scene 😭#neil is right that todd needs to get out of his shell and put himself out there and Believe in himself#but todd can’t accept it yet because he can’t see what neil sees in him yet and doesn’t believe it exists at all#and it frustrates him because unlike everyone else neil REFUSES to give up on him#and as far as todds concerned it’ll be for nothing#as far as todd’s concerned neil isn’t a savior or a hero in that scene he’s an annoyance#a necessary one in the grand scheme of things but an annoyance all the same#i think people forget that just because todd DOES want to break out of his shell (‘don’t you think you could be?’ / ‘no! i… i don’t know!’ +#‘come on you heard keating don’t you want to *do* something about it?’ / ‘*yes* but…’) doesn’t mean he knows how or believes he actually CAN#todds autonomy can be taken away from him a lot (ironic) and he can be twisted into someone with no opinions or thoughts or whims +#outside of neil but that isn’t really the case#and a part of that blame lands on the movie because todd doesn’t get explored a lot but there’s still evidence of him being his own person#he’s not a yesman and he tells neil when his ideas are stupid (keeping the audition from his father) or he just doesn’t personally agree +#(the entire ‘no’ scene) and he functions perfectly well when neil isn’t around and while they aren’t focuses +#there are short scenes where todds alone or scenes that start eith them apart that make it clear they aren’t attatched to each other +#in the way people can often write them to be (that is in the trenches if the other is missing)#this post and all these tags are my long winded way of saying FUCK the codependent anderperry thing some people subscribe to it makes me#mad#neil’s goal is to help todd grow into himself and become his own person and find his identity more than anything#and todd doesn’t need neil to hold his hand to do literally anything and everything he’s a normal guy with anxiety#come on guys#dps#dead poets society#todd anderson
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
#the reaction I just had to this was not normal#PROFESSOR LEVI?! 😍#oh my god I can’t function#it’s 6:53am and I’m 💫💫💫💫🤩🤩🤩🤩 PLS I NEED HIM#levi ackerman#attack on titan
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luther: the golden child
diego: the mastermind
allison: the peace keeper
klaus: the clown / mascot
five: the rebel / truth teller
ben: the lost child
viktor: the scapegoat
is this something i think this is something
#the umbrella academy#rani makes text posts no one will read#hargreeves siblings#ben being the lost child is kind of forced bc he’s dead but i find it interesting even then#bc ben was unique in the family for already hating being a superhero and his powers due to the horror of them. and however it is he died#it had to be horrific bc viktor doesn’t write about it in his book bc five doesn’t know what happened. and before he died ben’s unique self#awareness seems to have meant they all loved him in a normal way only for his death to poison those bonds completely#so through no decision of his own this very sullen and cranky child has to become a self sacrificing wallflower bc the only way he gets to#even exist is if he takes care of klaus and tries to sober him up. his big moment is sacrificing himself for his siblings! they can’t ever#escape the abuse that reginald heaped onto them!! even in death they’re playing roles reginald forced them into#and sparrow ben is clearly so used to being the manipulator so he’s thrown when his family dies and sloane refuses to be manipulated anymore#and he winds up kind of lost child esque accidentally *anyway* - ignored and repressing his feelings and unable to connect emotionally#also before anyone says diego is too stupid to be the mastermind google ‘the mastermind dysfunctional family role’ it doesn’t require you to#not be a himbo only to be willing to be cruel & as they all say in s1 diego never knows when to stop#pogo is an adult enabler. grace has a weird function bc the umbrella kids love her and diego is convinced she killed reginald bc of abuse#five seems similarly attached to her (makes sense given delores) but the others see her more as an enabler which is INTERESTING#i’m gonna stop rambling now
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do you ever wonder whether Ichigo had dreams as a kid? did he ever lay in bed, after being tucked in by his loving mother, and imagine his future? and do you ever think about Ichigo, right after his youth, spent being a weapon of war, has ended? about him coming home after a tiring day, filled with what is, in comparison, trivial human matters, and just sitting there for a moment? and then coming to bed and trying very hard to not imagine anything at all? do you? because I don’t!
#bleach#kurosaki ichigo#subscription to childhood cancelled at 9#subscription to youth at 15#get this man some therapy#I can’t imagine going to school taking exams and applying to fuckass universities after being a veteran of TWO wars#and he’s not even legally an adult yet#also imagine how shitty it is not being able to pull the ‘I am a war veteran’ card bc technically he isn’t?#do you think he’s capable of actually being a fully functioning member of society? bc I doubt it#oh yes. the going to war then becoming an adrenaline junky pipeline. my favourite#but the normal stuff like bungee jumping or wtvr isn’t doing it for you. violence is.#this where grimmjow comes in#aaand#grimmichi#I did say I could turn anything into grimmichi ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
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Chat real question:
I have such a bad vitamin d deficiency that my body is attacking itself to the point I can’t function without crazy fatigue. I prevent myself from going to places where I know I’ll have to walk or exercise because it causes me so much pain and tiredness.
Would it be appropriate to use a mobility aid like a cane? And is this a disability or smth cause I genuinely feel disabled with not being able to walk
Ok thank u
#ask tumblr#mobility aid#disability#disabled#disabilties#send help#every day I suffer because I can’t function like a normal human being#chronic illness#vitamin d deficiency#chronic fatigue
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i think. something that a lot of young queer kids who engage in online discourse don’t realize is that none of it matters in the real world. at all. i have been in so many queer spaces with queer people of all ages and never once have i witnessed anyone ever make a fuss about someone’s identity. i’ve seen lesbians who identify as dudes in the same room as the most femme women you’ll ever meet. fagdykes and dykefags and old bisexuals who call themselves half gay or half lesbian because that’s just the terminology they’re used to. and no one cares. no one even acknowledges these things half the time because it’s all just normal. it’s the queer experience. if you do make a fuss, a lot of people aren’t going to debate their right to exist with you. they’re going to ask you to leave, because you’re being a dick. and in my experience, if you do find a place that does care, that regulates and polices identities and labels, there’s a 90% chance you’ve found yourself in some terf-ran bullshit, because exclusionism is and always has been rooted in terf ideology. no one else gains anything from creating walls and strict limits in queerness. no one.
#icarus speaks#discourse#idk. carson’s got me thinking again#i genuinely can’t stress enough how no one gives two shits#people think it’s cool!!! weird fucky identities are awesome!!!#it’s not something ppl get caught up on. it’s brought up maybe once depending on the function#but aside from that. you just interact like normal fucking humans#bc no one cares that the dyke in the corner calls himself a boyfriend. let him live his life#what are you a cop has become a meme but it’s genuinely what it’s like
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Generation Loss being a tv show makes so much on a meta level. Like remember how Ranboo said there’s a reason why it’s streamed on his twitch channel, and how we all thought it was because he was secretly broadcasting it? That was disproven quickly with Showfall Media publicly promoting the viewpoint and the existence of Squiggles on the broadcast.
So let’s look at the the episodes through the lens of a tv broadcast instead of a twitch stream. It becomes clear why Ranboo always gets himself into these wacky situations and miraculously survives till the end unlike his friends. Ranboo is the main character. Ranboo is the protagonist.
Compare them to another tv protagonist, like Ted Lasso. Sure other characters contribute to the story of each episode, but we as a viewer always follow the main character’s highs and lows, successes and failures, rights and wrongs. They are how the plot moves forward and conflict is created and dissolved. There’s a reason why we don’t see Sneeg’s escape attempt, Ethan Austin and Vinny being freed from the machine, Jerma’s demise; because it doesn’t matter. We don’t care. Showfall doesn’t want us to care.
Our viewpoint is Ranboolive. Who cares if a couple side characters die when the main character is about to solve the next puzzle. He is what keeps the show running, an essential cog in this beautiful machine. He will keep this broadcast rolling whether they like it or not.
Makes you wonder how many other “viewpoints” there are. Are they similar television channels, different people, sets, situations all at the press of a button? Is Showfall Media just beginning of interactive experience entertainment or is it one of hundreds of other programs following the same protocols, each baring a long list of missing persons cases that have yet to be solved? Who really was the “Founder?”
I guess we have to wait and see…
#generation loss#genloss#ranboolive#ranboo#generation loss theory#i haven’t even gotten to the allegory revolving around the sanitization of media in this day in age#Unalive? G*re? Bl00d?#They’re simply filters we’re forced to use because companies don’t find those words “marketer friendly” enough#Frick? Shoot? Gosh Darnit?#Same logic applies there#This censorship even reaches to human bodily functions#The amount of people banned on TikTok not only for teaching others about periods but just mentioning their existence is insane#we’re content living like this even though we’d all be horrified if we actually ripped someone open#Idk I’m so not normal about this#I can’t wait for tomorrow
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Here I go spiraling again. If my brain could shut up for like 5 seconds that would be lovely
#istg i just want to be able to function like a normal person is that too much to ask for#i can’t do anything bc fucking everything is triggering#wish i could hibernate or sth so i could escape my thoughts
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRST KANAPHAN
#it’s been two years and my obsession is still going strong. very strong. I fear I will never escape. the brainrot has reached all lobes#of my brain. walking? First. breathing? First. higher cognitive functions? you guessed it. First#my friends all know his name. I went on tw*tter for him. I can’t sleep without akkayan fanfiction as a bedtime story. here’s to two more ye#first kanaphan#just look at the tags on my original brainrot post. two years ago. I was gnawing at the bars of my enclosure and I still am#I don’t think I will ever be normal about him
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I wish I could survive without living with family rn. I love my family and they love me but that only really matters as long as im doing what they want with no complaint. im less than human here and I don’t have the ability to change that without upsetting or alienating my only current means of existence
#one day!#it’s been the loneliest year of my life tho#things are maybe looking up#but sometimes it just hits that im 28 and not able to function like a normal person and my life is kind of. ruined#not all of it! not most of it#but I had things I wanted for myself#I wanted to be a teacher#or a biologist#and it’s not plausible to dream like that anymore#I never ever wanted the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune#I didn’t want to be different from everyone else#i just wanted to live a normal life not in agony with a few friends who I could trust#and now I have to beg my mom down from triggering my psychosis on purpose as a joke#and for all my fucking bloviating and vocabulary#I can’t explain what’s wrong with me
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who’s ready for more yakumo trauma talk-! *i am forcibly removed from the stage before i can begin speaking*
#something something yakumo is the type to try and push down and ignore his trauma#and focus on happy moments and the fact that his life is generally better now#but quincy knows from experience that just constantly ignoring traumatic events and pretending like you’re fine#(or even convincing yourself you are fine in yakumo’s case)#is just a recipe for disaster and an invitation for all of that trauma to come bubbling up to the surface#in a way that’s impossible to ignore and extremely distressing#yakumo so badly wants to pretend he’s not affected by the cult situation or being kidnapped#or almost seeing eiden and olivine bleed out in front of him#he can’t.. function normally if he thinks about it so he is Not thinking about it#quincy can tell something’s wrong tho. he can always tell when something is wrong with his loved ones#so he invites yakumo to spend time at his home to kind of relax and unwind but#yakumo just takes it as ‘oh mr quincy is inviting me over to his home i can’t be annoying and act visibly traumatized’#because that’s just the type of person he is. he doesn’t want to be a burden to anyone#so eventually quincy just has to hold him and tell him as firmly as he can without making yakumo more upset#that pretending everything is fine when it isn’t is never going to work#nu carnival#yakumo ♡#quincy ♡#quincamo#mouser muses
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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.
#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he#We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening#Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do#this is a joke btw#I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t#I think it really depends#Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money#But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something#Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least#Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen#I’ve already typed so much though#It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically#Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway#Painis cupcake#there#alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo#My professional opinion#Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid#My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen#I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to#Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah#Ok continuing on the painis rant#I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird#I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi#A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside#I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen#Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad
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WHYYY IS EVERYTHING HE DOES SO INTOXICATIINGGG
I CAAAN’T ANYMORE! I I AM PHYSICALLY AM UNABLE!
THE PLEASE! THE LITTLE PLEASE! WHY IS HE SO FUCKING CUUUTE?!
HE IS BECOMING A PROBLEM IN MY LIFE I ACTUALLY CANNOT FOCUS ON ANYHTING ELSE I HAVE NEVR BEEN THIS DOWN BAD BEFORE
“PLEASE”
Fucking shut UP you adorable little SHIT! You are KILLING ME!
SAY PLEASE TO ME LIKE THAT! I NEED IT! I CRAVE IT! I BEG YOU! JUST SAY IT AGAIN FOR ME!
#hazbin hotel lucifer#i love luci#lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#apple daddy#duck lord#short king#he’s so cute#HE’S SO ADORABLE#his little ll please#how am i supposed to be normal about this#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION#WHEN HE EXISTS?!#I CRAVE HIM#SO MUCH#AN UNGODLY AMOUNT#I can’t#he’s perfect#too perfect#he’s so sweeeeet!#he said please! he’s so polite#so protective but so polite#why is it out of all the moments THIS is the one that fucks me up so harddd#actually who am I kidding#everything he does fucks me up
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