#i can’t even be mad

[evertidings]

tbh you know you’ve made it when people leak things for your work.

[420jimmyuso]

r truth luvr 4 life but the proud laugh finn does cuz he knows damian is gonna rock his shit is just so .. gay ppl r Sick!!!!

[longsleeveleper]

God damn it I’ve only been on tumblr for like a day but I’m already getting Supernatural recommendations. The mishapocalypse is real.

[yakultii]

Spotify said here’s a portion of a playlist u alr made plus 1 new song happy birthday!

[canonically47]

I didn't know 47 was a character when you first followed me and I just assumed your user was you joking about being 47 years old

YOU ARE THE THIRD PERSON TO TELL ME THIS OH MY GOD

[schlafparalyse]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞‘𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔. 𝙲𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚢, 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗.

𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚎.

𝙼𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎.

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.

What I never told you..

[howlingdemon13]

Watching SDC with my sibling and every single time Kakyoin starts a sentence with “did you know” or casually infodumps, my sibling looks me dead in the eye and says “that’s you. You do that.”

Help meeeeeeeee

[atemisiscursed]

Just finished Good Omens and pissed off that nobody thought to warn me.

[hoforwonho]

The idea that Taeyeon - Ms. Girls’ Generation herself - would want to plagiarize any BTS member is absolutely sending me.

[chuckschippedchomper]

frank is feeling violent tonight

[iwanturfeelins]

wHat tHE FUCK WAS THAT????

[apersoninthegroupchat]

Saw an old friend for lunch at his new job and then ciycled back to the library

Found out a strange private building I had always wanted to see had been converted into a public gallery

Also realized that two institutions I had believed were dead have been resurrected

[moonlightcycle571]

All the Batkids have their own favourite Superhero (that’s not Batman), but it comes as a surprise when Damian says his favourite is Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel, after being put on ‘Robin Watch’ after Batman had to disappear in the Watchtower for whatever reason: so … what do you like to do?

Damian, who vividly remembers Dick telling him to play nice or he’ll tell Batman about the 364 cats he’s fostered with Selina: I … like Cats

Captain Marvel, who has no idea what normal kids do: Oh, me too! My best friend is a talking cat!

Damian, intrigued: … elaborate

Captain Marvel, already showing Damian pictures of Tawny: This is Tawky Tawny, he’s a magic tiger that sometimes live in the Zoo! He’s also my best friend 🥰💕😍💕😍💖💗💗💗💗😍😊🎉😊😍😍

Damian, already calling Selina: I would like to meet this Tawky Tawny.

Later, Batman would start to panic when he couldn’t find Robin, but then would be shown a picture from Instagram of Robin, Catwoman and Captain Marvel in Fawcette Zoo, specifically the tiger cage hugging a massive Bengal Tiger, captioned “the most civilised tiger you will ever meet”. The next picture is a picture with the three of them having tea with said Tiger in a suit.

Bonus

Dick, Superman’s Number 1 fan: Oh please, he’s obviously the most like me! Captain Marvel and Superman look like they can be BROTHERS

Jason, forever a Wonder Woman Stan: HA, I heard that he WAS Wonder Woman’s Brother

Tim, hiding all his Cap merch: Oh yeah, he’s nothing like Red Tornado, so I’m good

Steph: why wasn’t I invited to the tea party …

Barbara and Alfred, tracking Captain down: Don’t worry, we’ll be invited to the next one

Cass, sensing something is off: … new … brother????

If you see Batman sulking in the corner, you saw wrong. If Batman sulks harder when he realises Barbara and Alfred figured out Captain Marvels identity before him and refuse to share… you’re a fucking liar.

Bonus

Flash: …

Captain Marvel: …

Flash: so when do we get to hug the magic kitty

Captain Marvel: FOR THE LOVE OF-

Tawny, not even a week later: ✨I’m so popular✨

[ghostdata]

Still gotta pay your taxes in dick city

[dykespirk]

imagine being an ensign aboard the uss enterprise and an alien lady steals your commander’s fucking brain. they took his brain out of his head and ran away with it. I would quit on the spot

[hazel2468]

Hi. It’s Pride Month.

If I see you referring to the existence of queer Jews and queer Israelis as “pinkwashing” I will believe in hell for exactly five seconds. Just for you.