#i can’t even be mad

[evertidings]

tbh you know you’ve made it when people leak things for your work.

[420jimmyuso]

r truth luvr 4 life but the proud laugh finn does cuz he knows damian is gonna rock his shit is just so .. gay ppl r Sick!!!!

[spagheddiediaz]

my dog has stolen my girlfriend?????

[longsleeveleper]

God damn it I’ve only been on tumblr for like a day but I’m already getting Supernatural recommendations. The mishapocalypse is real.

[yakultii]

Spotify said here’s a portion of a playlist u alr made plus 1 new song happy birthday!

[filmcel]

looked up a dune url to see who had it and it’s a porn blog 😭

[canonically47]

I didn't know 47 was a character when you first followed me and I just assumed your user was you joking about being 47 years old

YOU ARE THE THIRD PERSON TO TELL ME THIS OH MY GOD

[schlafparalyse]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞‘𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔. 𝙲𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚢, 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗.

𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚎.

𝙼𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎.

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.

What I never told you..

[howlingdemon13]

Watching SDC with my sibling and every single time Kakyoin starts a sentence with “did you know” or casually infodumps, my sibling looks me dead in the eye and says “that’s you. You do that.”

Help meeeeeeeee

[tacosaysroar]

This ticket note made me laugh:

Social: something that will drive people to the webinar with Eric and Bob

Me: Which webinar is this? Can you link the ticket or the registration page? I need the topic description to be able to entice people to attend.

Her: Oh, there aren’t any materials for this yet. The kickoff meeting isn’t for two weeks.

Honey.

What’s the webinar about? What information are we offering people who go? Who the hell are Eric and Bob?

Help me out here.

My crystal ball is in the shop.

[atemisiscursed]

Just finished Good Omens and pissed off that nobody thought to warn me.

[hoforwonho]

The idea that Taeyeon - Ms. Girls’ Generation herself - would want to plagiarize any BTS member is absolutely sending me.

[chuckschippedchomper]

frank is feeling violent tonight

[river--ghost]

huh hey guys why’s my scaramouche a dendro furry

[slafkovskys]

ty emberson first career goal

[apersoninthegroupchat]

Saw an old friend for lunch at his new job and then ciycled back to the library

Found out a strange private building I had always wanted to see had been converted into a public gallery

Also realized that two institutions I had believed were dead have been resurrected