#i can’t believe i did that

[vulvaic]

Scratched a car for the first time in my gym parking lot but somehow I still had a good workout.

[saturnovy]

what does one do at 4 in the morning, you ask?

beat nightmare king grimm from hollow knight

apparently

[lady-ashfade]

Sometimes I just realize how much my dating like could be a game of thrones plot. I swear, my dating life is so weird it could be a soap opera.

[twotales]

Brother in law: you seem like the kind of person who doesn't keep silent when someone's acting up, like for real

Me (confidence issues): I don't know about all that.

Partner: TwoTales got onto some rowdy drunk teenagers ruining the movie at the theater, it was just us and them and at one point she just shouted "that the drunk UNDERAGE idiots should shut the fuck up," they were silent after that and their DD apologized and handed us some cash when the film ended, it paid for our tickets and she made five bucks

Partner: That was our first date

Me: Oh- right, I did do that, ha!

Brother in law: O.O

[katyamy]

Seeing the improvement I’ve made in portraiture in a week is wild.

This isn’t the sort of stuff I put in my illustration portfolio, so it’s going here.

Kinda proud of myself

[ckerouac]

Guess who made ravioli for lunch, and made enough for lunch tomorrow to enjoy when it’s rainy and messy, and set it aside to cool for a few minutes before putting it into the fridge?

You can see where this is going.

Guess what I forgot to put in the fridge FOUR HOURS AGO?

[whooplee]

LOOK AT THIS NECKLACE I MADE OMG SHES BEAUTIFUL

[welcometoaurorashell]

Y’all I cut right through my diamond art club canvas I was halfway done with that diamond painting I’m gonna cry 😭

[avi-wings]

i. i just called a dnd class an origin. what is this, origins smp? new life? mcyt has ruined me

[cherryclit]

i have to admit something..

[astro1derland]

In today’s transits, the Moon 🌕 at 27° Taurus ♉️ 22’ 19” aligns in a perfect sextile aspect with Neptune at 27° Pisces ♓️ 8’ 24”. Our emotional intelligence, well-being and maternal instinct align and blend well with our mysticism, dream world and sense of sacrifice in a practical yet illusory way. See your side of the story today. Rediscover darkness today. Configure new settings today. Solve a math equation today.

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[thelunarbar]

I had chapter nine all finished and then just accidentally deleted the whole thing!!! I’m legit crying rn bc I can’t recreate that the way it was and I was so proud of it too!!! I can’t even stand that I just did that

Im sorry guys probably no update this weekend either

[pussyandpastries]

only slightly mortified that i asked if anyone wanted to get stoned with me in a group chat with my SOBER friend in it

[lilislegacy]

this is my roman empire. and after all these years, i finally have to say something.

GRUNT-WHIMPER??? GRUNT-WHIMPER!!!!???

ANNABETH GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??

forget her just standing there gasping for air. forget her very audible sigh. forget the fact that annabeth initiates 80% of their kisses and literally has to restrain herself from kissing him in front of all of New Rome in MoA. i could go on and on about how many times percy calls her beautiful and attractive (let’s not forget how his heart races and his skin tingles at her touch) and all his boyfriend-ly thoughts about her, but lets focus on annabeth for a sec. BECAUSE ANNABETH CHASE IS GRUNT-WHIMPERING??

our girl was feeling ALL the things in this scene. she’s so weak in the knees for him that she can’t even hide it in front of piper. also percy must be a fantastic kisser? BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER??

do not EVER tell me percy and annabeth don’t have romantic feelings for each other. do not EVER tell me it’s purely platonic. if you’re someone who thinks “nah i can’t see them getting married and having kids cause i don’t think they feel that way about each other” you clearly did not read about the grunt-whimper (well, you can hc whatever you want. i respect all opinions. but i do think you need to re-consider and account for the grunt-whimper)

BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? ONE GOOD KISS FROM PERCY IS MAKING ANNABETH CHASE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? IS THAT RICK’S “CHILD-APPROPRIATE” WAY OF SAYING SHE MOANED?? HE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SHE MOANED. GRUNT-WHIMPER IS SO MUCH WORSE. THAT GOES SO FAR BEYOND A MOAN. A MOAN IS TAME COMPARED TO A GRUNT-WHIMPER.

GUYS I-

[cantstopgasping]

Fml omg