#i can smell the pizza
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marclef · 4 months ago
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Day 10 of October Pizza Stuff.
bastard man. stinky. if Fake Peppino licked this man he'd probably get drunk instantly. didn't know how to draw him, so put as little effort in as i could. it's what he deserves.
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venomgender · 3 months ago
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arfid might just be the stupidest disorder to have
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lunar-years · 7 months ago
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I’m gonna be honest it is really hard to feel sympathy for people on Twitter complaining about how the people around them “ruined” their eras experience by like, saying something stupid in the background of one of their concert videos or something when I remember that a mom directly behind me got so drunk before the show she vomited during the OPENING ACTS and my pregnant SIL and I had to smell it for the entire 3.5hr show
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koffeebean · 2 months ago
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how many pizzas can i eat during my birthday week
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littleguypumpkinsheep · 10 months ago
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Someone got pissed at me for this so I’m wondering if it’s just the fact that I can’t smell but
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heartofroses112 · 4 months ago
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our oven was taking like 1.5 hours to preheat to 350 so we put in a work order
they came to fix our oven yesterday
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shit went from 0 to turbo and there’s no in between
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tacky-jack-with-a-hat · 1 year ago
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So uh, these are more concerning then confusing and they’re both about Loui cuz he’s the bestest boy:
This man is not allowed to be in possession of a gun anymore. Not after he nearly beheaded every enemy he shot during previous wars. Even Florida won’t give him a gun. It’s that terrifying <3 (Does he still own guns? Of-f*ckin’-course he does.)
He was TERRIFIED of literally everybody when he was bought by the US. He just naturally assumed that they wanted to and were gonna hurt him.
"I love you Loui, but now’s not the time!!!!”
“Okay den 😔🥺”
….You cannot tell me that this kicked puppy was not overthinking this and you cannot tell me that he didn’t keep asking Florida if he was actually mad at him. You simply cannot :3
Ok so alot to unpack
11/10 concern on the guns (if Florida's scared we're all scared)
5/10 concern on being afraid of other states bc who wouldn't (although I like this hc)
8/10 on the never knowing if his Florida actually hates him
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wulfii-wuffs · 2 years ago
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Getting vigilante’s P rank is not going very well-
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noisester · 9 months ago
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"I can't make fun of Wyrm for not P-Ranking my boss fight anymore. It's noiseover."
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kalmeria · 2 years ago
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but im still thinking about rinne lying abt his favorite food bc. i love love love home made pizza But when you say pizza is your favorite food what i think of is takeout food. greasy cardboard box. the kind of food you’ll order at a house party. the most filling option at a supermarket’s bakery section but it’s cold and dry bc it’s been standing there all day. but when i think of apple pies my first thought is homemade apple pie. all the work that goes in to cleaning and cutting the apples and making the pastry and baking it and then it’s done and you are excited to have a slice and don’t even care that it’s still so hot it is steaming and the apples will burn your tongue. i don’t know where i’m going with this. uhhh pizza is the food rinne eats a lot and does like but he says it’s his favorite as a part of his persona. apple pizza is kind of an inside joke he and niki have. apple pie is his actual favorite food
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laikinz · 1 year ago
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need a large epic garlic stuffed crust with alfredo sauce extra cheese philly steak and banana peppers from papa johns so bad rn guys
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kittlyns · 2 years ago
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Good evening girls. Made an absolute fool of myself @ the sams club today
#basically I was like let me go get snacks for the salon since my mom added me to her membership and I haven't really utilized it yet#got my snacks. was like okay let me get a slice of pizza! thatll be good#order my pizza. they tell me it'll be a 12 minute wait. I say that's fine!! and decide to put my snacks in the car while I wait#get out to my car. get all the snacks in. have one case of dr pepper left. haul it up.#one can fucking explodes and covers my light pink skirt in dr pepper viscera and gore#I now look like I've pissed myself#aight. well I already paid for my pizza so I gotta go back...#clean up as much as two napkins allow me to and head back in#ofc nobody cares but it feels like people are looking. whatever. so what if I pissed myself. grow up.#go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper.#dear god why. okay. uhhhhh starry???? i guess!!#take a sip. it tastes like shit. oh well. theyre calling my name now#go pick up my pizza. the cheese is nice and melty and it smells good. :) okay. life is still good!#halfway back to the exit I'm balancing my plate on my arm and and I'm holding the cup claw machine-style#the lid snaps off the fucking cup and it spills a good 1/2 cup (cooking measurements) onto the floor#oh my god why. why why why why why.#okay. we can fix this. it's not a ton. put my cup on table and do a cute little walk of shame back to the napkins#get like 50 napkins and do my goddamn best to clean up my mess. goes fine. okay. time to get the fuck outta here before I do something worse#back at my car. open door. holding cup like normal now. lid pops off again and spills all over my skirt a second time.#why the fuck is this happening to me.#out of rage I put my pizza in the car and dump the rest of the cup out on the pavement. tasted like shit anyways#lady in car next to me watches the whole thing.#yeah you're witnessing mental illness bitch. enjoy.#lost my appetite. pizza is good but I don't even want it now
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alex-the-huntress212 · 2 years ago
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𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲.
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲,
𝐁𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚y.
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wolftattoo · 1 year ago
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i have trouble admitting stuff is my fault but i still do it .... its literally impossible for nothing to ever be your fault and the world is not out to get you.... my mum was talking about how "men will ride your ass when driving as a power play" and i was like hmmmm first of all that is a woman in that car and second of all i have multiple friends who ass ride when driving because they are kind of bad drivers and dont care . it is not all about You
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fazcinatingblog · 2 years ago
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i wish i had the confidence in all areas of my life that carlton fans have after one preseason game
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pretzelstyx · 19 days ago
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hey dudes. remember to put your hair up before taking a relaxing bath next to a lit candle, right after waking up. in other news
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