#i can picture this so clearly

[ofthecaravel]

Follow up on post op Sammi cause I feel like shit. (I know this is messy, I don’t have the energy to fix it 🤧)

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“How are you feeling bug?” Dani was talking to Sam over the phone once again.

“Nauseous as all hell.” Sammi answered back. “How’s my girl doing?”

Dani’s face lit up. “I think you’ll be excited to know that my fever’s been gone for over 24 hours!

Sammi sat up in her lonely bed. “Really?” Her voice strained. “So you’re feeling better?”

“Feel fit as a fiddle hon.” Dani stated in a mock country accent.

“Well, other than the nausea, heartbeat bear and I are holding up just fine too, thank you very much.” Sammi insisted while clutching the stuffed bear Dani had bought her. She was definitely jealous of how much quicker Dani was able to heal from a cold in contrast Sammi’s surgery.

Dani was unconvinced. “Really babe, cause you sound like you’re dying.”

“Only dead on the inside, still kicking despite your abandonment.” Sammi jokingly accused. Dani knew she was pretty upset about being separated for almost a week without warning.

Just then, Sammi heard a knock at the front door of the Kiszka abode.

“Oh well then I guess you shouldn’t answer the door, might be disappointed by what you see.” Dani faked a defeated sigh.

“No fucking way!” Sammi screeched, and immediately regretted it as she folded in half on top of her covers. Her ears began to throb slightly from the strain.

“Easy baby, I’m here to make you feel better” Dani said through the phone. “Don’t go making yourself feel worse.”

“I’ll get it!” Jose jogged to the door from where she’d been putting a puzzle together in the kitchen. “DANI! What a pleasant surprise.” Of course Dani had already cleared coming over with both Jane and Jose, but Jose was putting on a show for Sammi. “Oh Samantha!!” Jose wailed. “I think someone’s here to see you.” Sammi cringed as her sister’s shrieking flowed through both the phone and the house.

Sammi decidedly stayed put in bed as she heard footsteps approach her door. There was a knock and then Sammi placed the phone to mouth and whispered “come in baby.”

And Dani did. She closed the door behind her and made her way straight to her girl. After hanging up the call that had been running entirely too long, she placed a heavy kiss on Sammi’s forehead, and Sammi purred in response.

“I’m so happy to see you.” Sammi rasped behind a gooey smile.

“I missed you so much honey.” Dani said as she crawled into bed beside her girl and wrapped her arms around Sammi’s back. Sammi peered up dreamily at Dani as they lay their on Sammi’s silk sheets.

“Can I have a kiss?” Sammi whispered, already starring at Dani’s glossy lips.

“As many as you want.” Dani told her before closing the remaining distance between them, a hand coming up to brush away the hair in Sammi’s face as they kissed.

Sammi crawled on top of Dani to get even closer, and rested her head upon her girlfriend’s chest. Her breathing softened as she focused on the drum of her baby’s beating heart.

“This is so much better than snuggling heartbeat bear- no offense to the bear of course.” Sammi mumbled.

Being reunited with Dani’s warm embrace was better than one thousand cherry flavored otter pops.

thank you

[obwjam]

God, Hobie would be SO ANNOYING with the tiny he’d be tossing them all over the place while the tiny is just yelling at him like PLEASE BE GENTLE. He’d just be like I don’t believe in gentleness 😤

i love how we all agree that hobie would be such an annoying giant LMAO

[smoothedsmoothie]

I'm currently watching the Unexpected Journey and I really want to know how Fili and Kili started the whole "blunt the knives' fiasco. Like, they were throwing the plates and catching them with ease. The other dwarves were doing it too so I wonder if they taught them when they were boys and then Dis had to suffer through the two of them throwing knives and plates and cups around at home

oh i love this so much , yes i can totally imagine the other dwarves teaching fíli and kíli how to do all this stuff , and then doing it at home together . dís would give them the deadliest look for throwing all the knives and plates around haha

[discranola]

i had a dream i died but i was a ghost and i kind of forgot i was supposed to act dead (no longer using tumblr) and kept adding stuff to my tumblr queue. when i eventually realized i just kind of told my followers i had been dead for a while and while i was a ghost i wanted to keep using tumblr because it was one of the only ways i could communicate with the living

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Y'know what Danny Phantom really missed an opportunity to have one of the characters say "I'll do X when pigs fly" and then just have them stare in silence as a ghost pig immediately floats across the background and then look at the camera and really cheerfully go "sold!"

[bloodydeanwinchester]

“i'm an ally" and "i mean sure, i’ll check out a hot guys ass but that’s normal” are things that dean winchester should have said to sam on the cw’s supernatural

[technically-human]

Ooh, now that we’ve seen N!Edwin and DP!Edwin talk about Feelings could we see the same with N!Charles and DP!Charles?

As simple as that.

Edwins version

ko-fi

[erinwantstowrite]

Do I look like him?

had a lot of people ask me to make a tiktok for it and i swear i tried but,,, making tiktoks just isn't working for me rn so we're getting still images until i can get my brain to cooperate. anyways!! i am obsessed with chromokopia and when i heard Like Him i ascended into heaven and also cried. and it very much reminded me of LoF

[aimseytv]

i’ve been taking biotin and hair growth supplements for the last few weeks to help grow the hair above my lip and i’m really liking the results :)

[rooolt]

she’s 50 years old. she’s lives in her sisters backyard. she hates the Italians. she plagiarizes from encyclopedias. she participates in underground boxing rings in order to pay back her debts from illegal sports betting. she made a dubious deal for knowledge with an eldritch entity known as the “godslayer”. she had a drunken one night stand with a draft dodging Italian catboy. she’s maybe, even, a lesbian.

[ofthecaravel]

K but think about professional bailerino Sam and Danny competing for the same spot. RIVALS TO LOVERS FOR GOODNESS SAKES. They decide to practice with each other everyday and slowly grow more fond of each other UNTIL *gasp* they think they might be.. dare I say it.. in love. Who will secure the spot and will their feelings for each other outgrow their competitive agenda? Tune in tonight to find out 🩰

Write. This. NEOW

[lucabyte]

Hmmm just gonna spit this headcanon out in text post form since A. I don't think I could exposit it well enough in image form and B. It's not actually textually/thematically substantiated and I don't like actually staking my stuff on just vibes alone*

But anyway. I'd say it's pretty evident that all the islanders forgot their names, right? King obviously. Because why the hell else would he do that, but also Siffrin No Middle Names No Last Name.

They're 'pretty sure' they've 'always' been 'Just Siffrin' 'as long as they can remember'. It's a pretty cruel twist of the knife to say that they don't even get to keep their birth name as a memento, which is why I'm saying as such.

My utterly unsubstantiated claim is I think it'd be cute to say that Sisyphus *is* the name Siffrin initially picked, assuming the myth of King Sisyphus is recontextualised as idk, just a play or something in the setting. But I like the idea of Siffrin going 'oh shit 🫵 he's just like me fr' at a tortured fictional character long before the irony kicks in.

As for how Sisyphus -> Siffrin. I think that chronic mumbler and emotional doormat Sif just did not correct people who misheard the name during their time travelling, and went through enough places with incompatible phonologies (pronounceable sounds in the language) without ever really writing it down that it just got kinda. Changed until it was unrecognisable, and Siffrin just went with it until the earlier pronunciations slipped out of their swiss-cheese brain. And they just kinda don't remember any of that.

Also, something something the horrid realisation that Siffrin also named themselves after a King. Just not as blatantly.

*(though I think there's something here about Siffrin, a guy from a belief system that seems to thoroughly disincentivise autonomy and self-motivated choice continuously having their hand forced to make changes/choices they don't want but have no choice but to... It's not solid enough to really back this up tbh, but it informs it.)

Anyway.

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

[inkskinned]

it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.

i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.

it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.

[peachymaryobrien]

The list of terrible unspeakable things i would commit just to watch on screen how Lucy and Lockwood walk under one cape super close to each other while trying to survive on the Other Side

[trashcanfromgallifrey]

Saw someone post that first picture like yeah this is how they sleep.. and well it just made me think of all the other pillow-hugging pics