#i blame cockles
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It's been a while since i have socialised. For the past 2 weeks, my mind, body and soul has been possessed by Destiel/ Cockles. I have a Christmas dinner to attend to, not family, but old colleagues, literally old dudes. There's no avoiding it.
The problem is I have nothing else on my mind besides cockles (exactly what I wanted, for now). Taking a break from life.
I live and breathe cockles.
Silly, cute, obnoxious, stupid, embarrassing, filthy, messy, cockles images, boom boom boom
That reminds me, change my phone wallpapers.....
Whisky. Lots of it.
Did i miss anything?
💚💙💚 💙
#i am scared#ruined me#im so nervous#i blame cockles#what do i say#i don't know#misha collins#cockles#jenmish#jensen ackles#destiel#supernatural
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oh my god i just had the most evil idea!!!! What if Bruce faked his own death. It was all a part of his grand plan to get his hands on the court of the owls!!! They think he is dead and hence no treat while he can attack them when they expect it least!! Bruce oc didn't tell anyone about what he was gonna do, not even Harvey. But then the court starts dosing up Harvey with the toxins and making him believe he was the one who killed Bruce so Bruce has to come out of hiding because Harvey is about to kill himself the same way Bruce did - jumping off the Wayne tower and he is going to do it because he can see Bruce, clearly another hallucination. Bruce is dead, Harvey killed him, that's why he's gotta end this now. Tears are streaming down his cheeks but then Bruce is there and he is holding Harvey's face in his hands and saying "Look at me Harv. You are okay. It's gonna be okay' and all Harvey can say is 'You are dead. I killed you'. His sobs get stronger. 'Shhh, no you didn't. I am here, Harv. I faked my death. It was all part of a plan. I am so sorry, I should have told you." and he hugs Harvey and Harvey just clings to him his face tucked between Bruce's shoulder and ear as they rock together.
#HELP THIS SHIP IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE#gotham knights#bent#harvey dent#bruce wayne#gk#i blame cockles
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you know, i do love that we have all decided and accepted that men in woods is about jensen. like, imo there isn't another poem that fits jensen more, and there is no way jensen wouldn't be included in his book of poetry. ergo-
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The real reason Jensen Ackles doesn’t want an on screen destiel kiss is because he knows that one kiss with Misha wouldn’t be enough. It would simply be opening a door, a gateway, if you will.
#and who can blame the man#like one kiss with misha wouldn’t be enough for anyone#jenmish#cockles#I’m just saying lmao#listen I don’t ship them in real life any more than they ship themselves#which is to say that I don’t not ship them#you know?
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btw-
Switching, guys? 👀😉
#misha collins#jensen ackles#cockles#jenmish#jib11#i'm not saying cockles but cockles#jensen and misha#hehehe#not my fault my mind went there on its own#don't blame me#i love them
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The Curious Case of Misha and the Salad Dressing
i cracked the code 🙊 people — i think.
(mature content minors dni)
so see how misha said he had to wear jensen’s shirt because he poured salad dressing on his shirt but it was later discovered that he doesn’t eat dressing salad? well, i know we all speculate that salad dressing was code for c*m and i think that was the intention because if jensen was tossing misha’s salad or misha was tossing jensen’s wouldn’t salad dressing read c*m be a key ingredient involved in the process?
for those who may not know what “tossing the salad” means
things that keep me awake at night.
#cockles#the curious tale of misha and the salad dressing#blame this on cockles not me#jensen and misha i love you so if you see this i’m sorry but it was those light bulb moments and i just had to let fellow clowns know#lemons#minors dni
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They are SO CUTE! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE I LOVE THEM SOO SOOO MUCH!!! I don't know, I feel like Misha has said and done many "Misha-things" during that con, be it on his solo panel or there at the JenMish panel! Like, Misha is always being SOO chaotic and LOVELY and caring and funny be it on his normal solo panels or the JenMish panels! Also, I don't blame Misha for forgetting episodes titles! If I am not mistaken, just recently, both Jared and Jensen also forgot the names of some of the episodes, and, again, I don't blame them, there are SOOO MANY! XD And, I, too, don't remember MANY episodes titles! kkkk So, yeah, I think it is just a normal thing! Thank You!!! THANK YOU SOO MUCH for sharing this with us!!! You are INCREDIBLE!!! :) <3
honestly that's the most Misha thing I've heard this con
#cockles#jenmish#LOVE#happiness#CUTE#sunshines#tweet#cockles panel#jenmish panel#I LOVE THEM!!!! S2#they look SOOO ADORABLE and SOO GORGEOUS there!!!! :D#misha#jensen#misha collins#jensen ackles#I don't blame misha for forgetting title names I don't remember most of them either! XD kkkk#sfcon 2024#spnsf 2024#san francisco con 2024
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So i went to color my hair yesterday. 2 guys handling my hair and all I could think was if only they would kiss, hold hands..and do the nasty👀
Destiel/ Cockles have forever changed me!
Damn you, lovesick Angels 💙💚
Every scenario with two random dudes is angst love and heart eyes, if you just try 😜
#I blame cockles#what have you done#something is wrong with me#cockles#jensen ackles#misha collins#jenmish#i have no filter#i love love#destiel#spn#i am sorry for this
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2025 SPN Con Predctions
(“Borrowed" from Twitter)
This Twitter post (x) made predictions about what they think will happen in the upcoming SPN Con Season, and I have thoughts. This person is totally allowed to post and predict whatever they want, but as I am coming at things from a different fan perspective, I can’t help but adapt their list to make my own predictions.
My Adapted Predictions:
Jared says anything, especially canon compliant (and Jensen agrees), and haters try to make it controversial, and try to get him, and only him, cancelled.
“JenMish” end up sharing a stage, where they stand 6ft away from each other, Jensen throws jabs at Misha and Misha agressivemy hugs an unpiressed Jensen … and cockles shippers call it "gay shit"
I completely agree about the cruise prediction … if it happens, it will not have J2.
Controversy about headcanons … mostly due to some people claiming things are canon when they clearly aren’t. "Headcanons" are totally fine as long as people don’t call them canon.
A certain SPN actor will continue to out himself as a creep every time he steps on stage at a con, but his fans will defend him to the death because "it’s just a joke."
People probably will continue to be mysogenistic about J2's partners, as in they like then or don’t just because who who they are married to …. People will also mistakenly my call it "misogyny" if anyone dares to criticize a woman based on her own character.
I hope Jensen continues only tweeting the occasionally work-related tweet because AAs and hellers are creeps, and I don’t blame him for avoiding them.
I’d say there is a good chance of an airplane selfie … maybe I’ll even see one on a flight, as our locations might overlap for one con … but I’d like to think I wouldn’t bug them for a selfie.
Mark P is barely ever at CE cons anyway. And I don't care either way what happens with him.
Misha will continue to purposely sexualizes Jensen and shit on Jared to pander to his shipper fans … and others will rightfully call him out about it.
I would enjoy seeing a JA, JP or J2 selfie. We’ll see.
I too think Soldier Boy is attractive … but I hope his character really lets lose on the final season of The Boys.
My Additional Predictions:
A jerk fan will pay $200-400+ just to disrespect Jared in an photo op
Someone will ask Jensen yet an other reworded "confession scene" question in hopes that his answer of Dean seeing Cas as a brother in arms will finally change … but it will not.
A heller will make up a lie about seeing JA and MC do something intimate together during photo ops or autos.
J2 will have a scene together in The Boys, and fans will have them act it out in Ops. Bonus: J2 will act it out on stage. (This might happen next year.)
J2 will go for Pretend Kiss #3, or something equally "normal" and silly
More people will get forehead touch photo ops, and more AAs will cry about how it traumatizes both Jensen and themselves, even though J2 have chosen this pose unprompted.
J2 will act out Jensen stabbing Jared in the leg again on stage.
Jared and/or Jensen will highlight how SPN was about the brothers, particularly around the 20th anniversary date … and some "fans" will scream "Whst about Cas/Misha?"
My Totally Selfidh Predictions:
JA will bring his Baby to Boston
Boston will have some special feature being the first CE con of the 20th anniversary year.
Vancouver will have something special since it’s where they filmed the show and only a dozen days off of the exact 20th anniversary of airing.
My photo ops with the boys will turn out well 🤞
I’ll be able to make both planned cons work
Does anyone else have any 2025 SPN Convention Season predictions?
#SPN Cons#predictions for 2025 con season#sarcasm#building off another person's post.#Misha critical#thank you to the gif maker
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Destiel ≠ Cockles
Shipping Destiel is ok, but Cockles is not. Here are my thoughts on this.
Ok I think it is important for someone to post this because I've seen a lot of posts shipping Misha and Jensen or 'Cockles' as they would call it. Let's be clear, I ship Destiel, aka Castiel and Dean NOT Misha and Jensen.
Here are some things which are NOT okay, and some of ya'll should stop doing.
Cockles is NOT Destiel. Destiel is the shipping of the characters Dean and Castiel played by Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins respectively. They are simply characters played by them, it DOES NOT mean that it attributes to their working relationship/friendship in real life.
It is extremely disrespectful to their families and super weird for the actors themselves and it may affect their friendship in real life due to excessive fan shipping where all of their actions or interactions are put under a microscope for everyone to assess.
2. Destiel is fictional. Destiel is fictional and based on their character's interactions on screen, Cockles on the other hand is REAL LIFE, It is NOT okay to ship actors in real life who have wives and families, and saying they have a "special bond" aside from their family. It is weird to them. Cheering them on at any physical contact on stage is weird, they are JUST friends, or just co-workers.
3. Showing fanart about Destiel. This might be an unpopular opinion, but showing inappropriate fanart of the two characters is still borderline awkward for the actors to see, such as them embracing naked or being overtly sexual is just extremely weird for them to see. Do not push it on their faces and make it out to be them being homophobic when they just don't want to see themselves or the character they play in an inappropriate manner.
Post your art on tumblr for others to see and appreciate but it is a little weird for the actors to see themselves in that manner.
Lastly, Don't go around making assumptions that Misha or Jensen are homophobic or hate Destiel just because they have a different opinion or don't talk about it. They don't owe you their support and can very well chose not to talk about this if it is something that has gotten them hate in the past.
These are characters they play, the storyline is written by someone else, not everything is in their control. Quit blaming them for not talking about it as we don't know what is going on behind the scenes. For all we know, they've been told not to talk about Destiel openly or are uncomfortable about giving their opinion on it as it may get twisted or even make the writers of the show look bad.
Joking about their friendship and having fun like they both did recently at Jibcon 11 is different from actively shipping them and wanting them to be together or that they are closeted and "in hiding".
Feel free to retweet or comment your thoughts on this.
#supernatural#castiel#dean winchester#deancas#dean x castiel#destiel#jensen ackles#misha collins#cockles#shipping discourse#fandom
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Not to be deancoded on main, but this pie tastes so good
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Here’s my cockles story. So I came into the fandom very late, so right before season 15 aired. I didn’t go find out anything about the show or look up the actors so I legit knew nothing about this show (mostly cause I didn’t want any spoilers and there was 14 years of canon out there and I wanted it to be a surprise). And then binged the first 5 season in like 2 weeks it was insane. After that Cas and Dean quickly became my favorite and I started shipping them but again I had no idea what destiel was (at least fandom wise). Around December I followed them on insta and it just so happened that 2 days later Jensen posted their anniversary picture so I legit thought they were married in real life until I did some further research. But for a while I genuinely thought he and misha were married in real life and that’s why Dean and Cas had so much chemistry. So there’s my story
LOL oh nonnie. laughing so much about the fact that one of the first things you saw was the anniversary pic asdkjfd no wonder you thought they were married. who can blame you! also you weren't wrong
#cockles#how did you find out they weren't married and what did you do with that information?? how did you get stuck here with us#feel free to dm as well if you want
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So...
I changed the home screen of my watch as well...
This is one of the pictures I'll never forget...
🥹🫠💚💙
[Orig. pic cr: @/jusinbellocon on Instagram]
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Bracelets: it's an Italian brand, actually 🤭
The blue one is because blue is my favorite color, and if this bracelet had a name, it would be 'blue means eternity and freedom'
The silver one is actually my con bracelet. One new element for each con visited by me. After Purcon6, JiB12 was my first con outside of Germany. Btw - did you see the 'green heart and the blue dots'? 🤗
#jenmish#cockles#jenmish panel jib11#i will never be over it#i will get over this picture#seriously#what have they done#i'm really emotional#i love them so much#jensen and misha#jensen ackles#misha collins#i love them your honor#don't blame me
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unfortunately my brain didn't go to age when i saw that slight limp misha is walking with today and i totally (affectionately) blame the talk of cockles scenarios from you and tess (and others) 😌
Ahahahaha 😂 But also you are so valid! 😌 and me & @blanketforcas are def to be blamed here but mostly it's Jensen's fault. He was the main perpetrator after all 😂
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Ascension
And here they were thinking the Synchro Machine thing would be the weirdest thing to ever happen to them.
And could you blame them? Even in the Pokemon world, people didn't mind-link with their starter pokemon every day, much less break the device doing it and accidentally pull the pokemons mind into their trainer's leaving the 'mon a vegetable.
….Ahem-
Still, Jake and Reikka made the most of it. Now they could work with the rest of their team evermore closely! Nevermind the occasional urge to dribble something or say "Ace!" more often. Really, they could go on, but anyway back to what led them to being in separate* bodies again.
They may have poked around some old ruins and found a weird painting and next thing they knew they were falling from the sky in a Zorua's body, landing square on who they'd come to know as a sworn partner.
Many, MANY things happened between the system realizing they could shapeshift and them fighting an alien pokemon that could fuck with the DNA of other pokemon, but they have neither the time or energy to recall all that.
Mmmmostly because they're currently melting.
"G…hhhhhgph…" Long story short, DNA unstable enough to shapeshift is especially susceptible to being messed with. Beforehand, they had a sort of system in order. Jake would go adventuring and fighting as long as he could, until the stress got to him and they deferred to the more experienced Pokemon in their head.
Now they were both having trouble just staying solid and sane. They didn't know what was real anymore. Words and pictures and minds swam through their head, dissolving and shifting and changing and warping and HURTING. Oh so much HURTING.
Bits of memories swirled and screamed and shouted, all begging for attention and getting louder when they tried to focus on just one.
And yet…one word. One thing stood out in the fog. '..wi….wwwwwis….' A ccc crystal. Crystal…p prison? That… "hhhggkk…."
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that was…
That's w whhy…
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Something…ye llo? Poin
Pointed.
'w..w wi ?'
It was…imp or ttant?
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White, and bl ue ribbb ons
A pppok3 mn.
'...wi iiiis h…'
That'
"Mng…"
Go
*Shfff…*
Get.
*Gluerp…*
Almost…Reach…nearly…there!
VBXSEASCHVZWRUOKBCSTHVAA
They touched it. And all at once they were broken
And fixed.
"Who are you?" Spoke their mind.
"What do you desire?" Came the reply.
The words came instantly.
"I…want strength. Strength to…protect. To SAVE. To HELP."
".......Granted."
They burned. They froze. Were poisoned, paralyzed, frostbitten, put to sleep and had their very mind consumed. They broke apart down to the atom and pulled themselves back together through sheer DEVOTION. And nothing could compare to the feeling of a shattering mind being shoved through itself back into its proper place.
It didn't make sense.
It didn't have to.
In the far distance, Cameron finally couldn't keep up, collapsing to a knee before the invader, powerless to stop it from getting its wish from the Millennium Star. It stood over him and laughed, binding his throat and lifting him up to stare into his defeated eyes before it ended him. And then, the sun fell, crushing the monster and dragging it across the planet, carving a canyon through the world.
It broke free, but that didn't matter. "We're far from any life here. You made sure of that yourself." All it could muster in the face of karmatic light was a roar. "Your existence. ends. NOW."
Flames, frigid and searing, erupted around them…And from there they were on FULL autopilot. All they can tell you from there is they killed it and woke up in Cameron's home.
"Ugh…"
The bed wasn't as comfortable as it used to be, considering their…HER ankles draped over the footboard now. "Honeys?? Or…honey?" Rei's head snapped up, and there he was. "CAMMY!!" She was quick to lunge and start snuggling(much to the cat's shock). The sudden movement jostled Jake out of the cockles of their brain. 'Huhwaiwah-?!'
Rei mentally imposed Jake in the snuggle. 'Morning, buddy~!'
'We're…We're alive?!'
She was gonna snark, but a pained moan beneath her instantly raised an alarm. "Oh no, wait, I'm so sorry, Ca-
…?!"
Oh she was NOT still an oversized Raboot. At least she kept her sweater, but…woah. "...Holy Solgaleo..!" Feeling had returned to them, and not having bones was weird. But forget the bones, her bloomin' skin was felt and fabric!
And it was…honestly nice??? She was wonderfully warm and dry, and…heavy. 'Don't check if you have boobs don't check if you have boobs don't check if you ha' Her hands moved before their brain could stop them. 'Nopenopenope, not yet-' Jake thankfully jerked them to a stop. 'not while Cam is here.'
"Um. You gonna get off of me, ReiRei?"
"Oh, shit, sorry-" She scrambled to scoot off of him. "So…What happened?" "Wait, you don't remember?" She shook her head, simultaneously becoming aware of her massive ears and hair swishing behind her. "Ooh, that's cool…But, no. Why, did anything cool happen?"
"Are you JOKING?! You pulled the sun out of the sky!" Oh hell yeah. "Uh…Woah."
'...Can that wait? Head's starting to hurt again…xC' "Right, that can wait. Cuz, um." Both pairs of eyes drifted downwards, and cheeks flushed. "Yeah-"
Awkward silence swiftly followed.
"...Can I see how Jake's doing?"
"Yeah, sure-!!" Said Rei, a tad too enthusiastically. 'You ready?' She offered the metaphysical wheel. '...a-as I'll ever be.' They were already going through the motions of shifting forms to suit them. Except…they…weren't changing?
"...Uh?"
"Hello?"
"Are we changing at all?"
Did the wish have a bad side effect…?!
"You're…glowing, kind of."
"I…feel like we should be shifting, but we're not."
An idea occurred to Cameron. "Give me your paw." "What?" "I'm going to pull." "WHAT?!" "Please, just trust me on this-"
Cocking a brow, they complied as he stood up.
"Three…Two…Now!" He pulled, and nothing happened as far as any of them could tell. "...?" "Can you…try to shift again?" They complied for a moment, but the shock of another paw emerging from Rei's made them stop. "Keep going!" Cameron called, not letting go of the new paw. With a little trepidation, they continued.
"...Holy shit you're bi-generating."
"Bi-WHAT now?" Spoke two voices, and the heads they belonged to snapped to look at each other and scream. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "Bi-generation. It's…a Doctor Who thing!" Cameron grunted, seeing as the resistance increased. "Well, kind of-
It's just the glow reminded me of it, I didn't expect it to work so-" Out popped a humanoid shape with a Zorua face, "wELL-?!" and tumbled to the floor.
"Ow…" It wasn't a perfect separation like in the show, there was still a strand of goop stretching from Jake's tail to Rei's arm, and…wait, no, her…elbow? Shoulder?? "...So it can move? Fascinating…" She murmured, brushing along her arm while the boys regained their bearings again.
'...Oh goodness I'm pinning him down-'
"Oh, I can still hear your thoughts!" Thankful for that derailment, Jake turned to his former headmate and was…honestly, stunned.
"...What's that look for?"
'You look like mom.'
"Like…" His mom was the one she idolized most. The one who made things so simple whenever they met. The one who welcomed Rei with open arms when she got stuck in Jake's head. The one who made them feel safe. The one who stayed strong no matter what. "...Mum."
She rose from her kneeling position. Anyone else would be intimidated, but Jake was…comforted. A warmth permeated the room as she lumbered forward and crouched down. "...I guess I really am your guardian angel now, huh?" She spread her arms.
They lunged into them, eyes wet.
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