#i became 'the help'
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You all know how much I like to harp on about classism in the art world but *screams so loudly it breaks the sound barrier*
#I'm on the committee of the business society at my school and we threw an end of year party tonight#which was great#but youre telling me out of the 10 of us on committee no one besides me knows how to operate a DISHWASHER?!?!?!?#we had a limited number of wine glasses so in theory we'd do sweeps#take the dirty glasses#wash them#and put them back out#but i became like de facto dish washer to the point that people would just HAND ME their dirty glasses to go and wash#i became 'the help'#and that was all i was there for#like nobody besides our chair (bless her) came to set up or stayed to clean up#and it was me and my friend adam washing plates and glasses#i just...#i should be used to being looked at as less than but it still pisses me the FUCK OFF#and to be clear im not mad about washing the dishes because somebody had to#im just mad about the implicit expectation that it would be ME washing them#it wasn't that i was helping out it was that it was expected of me#and i know i have a chip on my shoulder and i get a bit too agressive about stuff like this#but i am going to SCREAM#i hate these people i hate this industry#im your fucking equal not your fucking MAID#actually fuck that im not even your equal im fucking BETTER than all you fuckers because i know for a fact i currently have the highest GPA#in the fucking school so go take your glasses and fucking choke on them you fucking elitist assholes#sure my parents arent diplomats or royals and sure im here in a secondhand blazer and sure im not a size 0#but go FUCK YOURSELVES#im so mad#im gonna go angrily cry into my wine and go to bed
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Ratatouille would have been a better and potentially much more interesting story if Remy had partnered with Collette instead of Linguini. Two underdogs with talent and passion forced to maintain a dangerous ruse. Fiercely independent Collette giving up temporary control of her body to a creature who, despite the insanity of a rat wanting to cook professionally, she can relate to on a personal level and who she does want to teach. The inner conflict of wondering if Remy’s growing talents are eclipsing her own, if the praise their food is earning belongs more to him than to her. Her guilt over feeling resentment and jealousy towards this little guy who wouldn’t have a hope of realizing his talents if not for her trust and protection. Both of them unraveling the mystery of that sweet but bumbling kitchen boy with the obvious crush on Collette being Gusteau’s secret son, and working together to thwart the new evil owner’s plans to stop Linguini from claiming his birthright. The message of the movie not being this weird, almost smug “some people are born with talent, some people aren’t, and that’s how being a ~great artist~ works”, but something more like, “if you have a dream, you deserve to pursue it, and be supported and encouraged in your pursuit of it, even if other people tell you that, because of some intrinsic aspect of yourself or the circumstances you were born in (like being a human woman in the restaurant industry, or being a literal rat), you have no place pursuing this dream. Also, raw talent can only get you so far, and skill and passion existing in the right balance is key.” I’ve been thinking about this for seventeen years. I’m breaking my silence
#when I first watched this movie the moment near the end where Collette makes ratatouille and Remy rejects it outright#and makes his own super special beautiful version that everyone loves#even though Collette was the one who turned him into the cook he became and taught him everything#it felt kind of mean to me? like mean as a story choice. like ohh sure he needed her help before#but he’s this special little genius so now her skills aren’t presented as impressive or even worthwhile anymore#catie talks
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i lied. here's a bonus.
#artwork#wd gaster#gaster#undertale#deltarune#i had to compensate for the awful shape of his head in the other one#it's surprisingly difficult to draw him looking down#the way the whiteboard functions doesn't help#oh my. look theres a sweet gentleman on the screen#dont mind him - just getting done with morning rituals#there is one thing missing though (it's a kiss)#(give him a good morning kiss)#listen its your fault for smooching the old man because it became part of the routine and now it's mandatory#he will be extra sluggish otherwise
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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hawkeye and trapper get fake septums
(id under the cut)
[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"
On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"
On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashblr#mash tv#mash 4077#mashposting#hawkeye pierce#trapper john mcintyre#frank burns#my art#edit: i love when people in the tags are like ''i love how you draw frank''#bc the way i draw frank is ''barely''#this is not a dig on myself this is an observation of the fact#that somehow he lost what little detail he had and became a large vaguely man-shaped hat#also the fun part about writing his dialogue was that i could add as much punctuation as i wanted#to make the spacing work. lol#also special shoutout to my buddy for helping me workshop the jokes n dialogue
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Delivering mail to the furthest corners of the server ✉✈
#IF YOURE WONDERING WHERE IVE BEEN BTW THIS HAS TAKEN UP SOOO MUCH OF MY TIME IM SORRY I BECAME A HERMIT#i spent two weeks learning cpm and blockbench to make this! every animation is made from scratch#there's still a lot more to do too! but im very happy with how it's turned out#I also whipped up an origins datapack that allows people to ride on my back and to scale the eye height and stuff properly#like uhh. i still wanna make a blink anim. and a low health state that makes an engine catch fire. and clean up some anims im unhappy with#if anyone knows how the animated textures function works on cpm btw... pls let me know ;_;#big shoutout to hazel for helping me with a lot of the technical issues btw! <3#minecraft#modded minecraft#mineblr#aberrations#oc:strata#airplane dragon
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“Don’t… don’t tell him you think dingbat fonts are cool.”
AUGH @forgettable-au fanart :3 been on another roll with it (in agony constantly)
theres some untranslated wingdings cause i love translating it myself, hope others do too :D
not confident on how “canon” or in-character this is but- I HAD FUN this AU has really got me in the rendering spirit, I really enjoy taking inspiration but also adding mu own silly twists on it and AAA everything looks even more tasty now
I view this as them in New Home after getting something to eat (after the last page update) and heading back the same way since Alphys’ place is on the way to The Lab. The font convo comes back up again and then yeah
Alsoooo if youre interested in behind the scenes stuff heres the speedpaint :3
also i never poster about this- but i had another forgettable dream. it didn’t make any godamn sense. I woke up and drew the only scene I could remember:
Wingdings and Sans had a fight and ig wingdings killed Sans 😭😭😭 in a stairwell for some reason
and current Sans, Papyrus brother Sans, is like watching all of this and was brought here by Lancer like a Ghost Of Christmas Past type situation. Idk why. I choose not to attempt to make sense of this anymore. But i swear this is an actual dream i had 😭
#undertale#undertale fanart#undertale au#forgettable au#forgettable au fanart#wingdings i hate you#/pos#wingdings is the bane of my existence#/aff#it doesnt look like New Home#ignore that#angst?#more funny than sad#but still sad#Cause I imagine wingdings was so bothered by the fact that he couldnt talk to anyone without Sans’ help#and he couldnt get the hang of speaking in a different font for the longest time#so he just kinda became apathetic to the idea of making any kind of connection#with anything that wasnt science#like now he ‘doesnt care’#but before DUDE WAS STRUGGLING#i have a sneaking suspicion he still is struggling#like mans is lying to himself fr fr#but also THE FUNNY#I love just thinking about the inflection on how they would say their lines#yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh… ‘cooool’#i got this idea from how I always thought of Gaster as really cool before this au#like omg bro can speak in SYMBOLS??? THATS RAD#but then- oh yeah if you really think about it…#thats not all that cool. cause yknow#talking to people and making connections is a thing.
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So, I did a Thing...
(click for better quality!)
What if the Axolotl had a pantheon?
I was playing around with my main AU and finally got around to designing Blarbador (yes, his name is super silly. I love him. I got it from Blood Chains, which is a REALLY great Billford fic if you're interested!). In my AU, he's here to make Ford's life hell! What a lovely fella.
Stanford was cursed by Blarbador to never be able to stay in a single dimension for longer than six years, as punishment for his and his partner's crimes (that being Bill, who died before Blarb could bring him to justice). As an immortal, his punishment is eternal, and as a human, his torment is never ending. Blarbador taunts him about it from time to time, but it's rare for him to appear "in person" again.
And yes, my Ford is a huge centipede! I love him!
#gravity falls#gf au#gravity falls au#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#billford#the axolotl#mentioned#gf oc#gravity falls oc#my art#i love the thought of an angry god that has tons of solid morals#but is also somewhat immature and petty#he's PISSED abt the fact Bill never got an actual *punishment* for what he did#and though the Axolotl has vouched in Bill's favor — since my Bill accepted Ax's help almost immediately after the Euclydean Massacre —#Blarb never really accepted that. So yeah maybe he IS being petty by targeting Bill's partner after Bill himself died#but in all fairness. Ford really did need some karma#it was sheer bad luck that Ford got Bill's karma as well after he became a quote-on-quote widower ABDHSHDHSHS
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i’m fucking SCREAMING
these type of kisses. like he couldn’t get enough of you. like when he grabs you and pulls you back into kiss even if you gasp for air. he just can’t stop once he started to kiss you, he’s addicted. and his kisses aren’t too rough. he just begs to feel any part of you against his lips so he could worship you properly.
and then
these type of hugs when he squeezes you onto his body and won’t let go. he just can’t. so he pulls you onto his lap and holds you until his stress and anxiety melts away.
but if he does the combo of that. then i’m dead.
(please delete pinterest from my phone cus i can’t stop_(:_」∠)_ i have at least 12 boards for desperate looking men T-T)
#listen to me everyone#if he isn’t worshiping and begging you#he doesn’t deserve#i am absolutely feral#and i am losing my mind#my standards are too high#and all of that#is because of König#that mf just became my whole life#AND I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE EVEN IN MY DREAMS#do i really need professional help lmao#konig cod#könig#konig x reader#konig x you#könig x reader#silay#konig x y/n#i’m just a girl#i know it’s könig#obsessed könig#obsessed men#men on their knees#konig#konig mw2
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something something about mentors and cycles and mentors and cycles
#like#what if your memory became so intertwined with my ideals i could not help but to pass you on to those who look up to me#along with what makes my very heart beats and bleeds#(and realise i was so young#so young#and maybe i didn't deserve everything that happened then)#and maybe i could start forgiving myself for who i was then#because now i know i was just scared and alone and thinking i held the world on my shoulders#and now i just want to tell him#breath kid#breath#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney fanart#aa fanart#gyakuten saiban#gyakuten saiban fanart#mia fey#phoenix wright#apollo justice#charley the plant#polly the parrot#yes they're important characters and should be cited#dounart#fanart#art#the cycles and patterns woke me up at 4am once again and refused to let me rest
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My ocs, Sir and Ser, aka the eldritch malevolent policemen 😔
#art#my art#oc#original characters#basically Sir came into existence during Russian empire#when the table of ranks was in its full power#so he is really competetive and individualistic#and sneaky in his misconducts#Ser came to existence during USSR#he is a perfect soviet picture of a police fugure that gone wrong#but at least he is more determined to adapt to the world changing#because he really wants to be a part of the community (you know... communism)#because of the same reason he follows Sir around#at first Sir despised him#bc the last thing that you wanted during the table of ranks historical period is for someone to take the higher place than you in hierarchy#and Ser WAS “created” to replace Sir#but in the end they both became the remnants of the past#so they mutually grew on each other#i have like...a whole story segment about them psychologically torturing one of my protagonists#but I cant help myself and draw some silly arts with them when the mood strikes#tfsg
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never thought id do this but screw it
if this post gets 500 notes i will stop hurting myself and try a healthy coping mechanism
#pls dont worry im fine ....mostly#ur allowed to spam#it might help if i know someone cares#even if its someone online#just punched a wall till my hand became numb#sorta realized i should not do that
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i am fascinated by Ken Tennyson
-appears in one episode to get traumatized
-is loved by every family member
-does not elaborate more
-leaves to not be percieved by ben 10 writers/producers
#ken tennyson#gwen tennyson#ben tennyson#ben 10#ben 10 alien force#ben 10 ultimate alien#on one hand its a good thing for a character to not be elaborated by writers/producers because we can have fun with them#but on the other hand... no there is no other hand. sometimes it IS good for a character to be left alone by writers lol#i have written an au entirely in my head where Ken Tennyson took a Jazz Fenton route and became a psychologist after events of AF/UA#but specializing in ptsd and trauma because he became worried about Ben&Gwen and wanted desperately to help in some way#look at my horrible doodles. i think i forgot how to draw somewhere in the middle lol
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captioners you are so valid
#dimension 20#d20#mentopolis#brennan lee mulligan#i curse d20 for making me realize idk how the fuck ppl edit without paying for editing software#the last time i did one of these i somehow used ms paint in the process and its a fucking miracle it became anything coherant#this was created via google photos on my phone so maybe we're getting somewhere idfk someone send help#this took so long I COULD HAVE FINISHED THE EP BY NOW. ashamed to be the age i am but so inept at technology#lowkey hate that my phone has more photo editing features than my laptop smh
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11 NEW DANMEI LICENSES AND A FINALE!!!! WE FEAST IN 2025
#Pfft having money?#Never heard of her#astrolabe rebirth#My husband and I sleep in a coffin#The villain’s white halo#There’s something wrong with the chief#The white cat’s divine scratching post#The unseen immortal of three hundred years#Copper Coins#after the disabled god of war became my concubine#The wife comes first#the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish#mistakenly saving the villain#thrice married to a salted fish#Feng Yu Nie#Bi ka bi#Mu Su Li#fei tian ye xiang#Lv Ye Qian He#Wu Shui Bu Du#Yang Su#Liu Gou Hua#Hao Da Yi Juan Wei Sheng Zhi#Danmei#seven seas#Mxtx#priest#Girl help I don’t know these fandoms’ acronyms😭#The governor is sick
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Prompt 115
“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire.
They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him.
“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.”
The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone.
Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”
“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.”
Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???”
#dcxdp#dpxdc#league of assassins#Are Danny and Ras married? Who knows#They did raise their kids together#Well technically Dan & Ellie got de-aged but still#They met during time shenanigans for Danny#Trained together for a bit and became a tiny bit of rivals#Ras missing his platonic or romantic partner: If I adopt-steal these teens/children I can pspspspsps them back#Jordan looking down at Talia: Hello demon child#Talia: Brother Damian isn't talking to me anymore and I don't know what to do T-T#Ellie: Would he like more siblings?? That made us feel better???#Talia: Of course I can make clones to send to him he shall surely call me back then!#Dusan: Sister I don't think that is what they were saying-#Talia: I have things to do out of my way Ghost!#Tim is so tired and has no clue what's going on#Jordan: Whelp I'm going to help you out because I'm always one to take Mom's side against pops#Tim: What#Jordan: Let's go bother the primordial being of Time he happens to find us amusing anyway#Tim: W h a t#deadly decisions
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