#i ate little but i did eat

[anotherlikeyou]

Moaui crumbs... save me

Moaui crumbs...

Save me Moaui crumbs...

[colacat53]

When the Touden siblings were younger

Laios: and what happens when I win?

Falin: Hmm, I'll eat a bug

Laios: Falin, you'd eat a bug right now if I asked

Falin: Are you asking?

[akkivee]

Health Conscious Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Jakurai: Hifumi-kun, Doppo-kun. I thank you for coming all this way to help make our curry. Time is of the essence, so let us begin right away.

Hifumi: Okie dokie!! I’ve got a bunch of ingredients here, so we can make whatever kind of curry we want!

Jakurai: Oh my! It does indeed look like a supermarket sized collection.

Doppo: And if there’s anything missing, please just say the word and I’ll run out to buy it!

Hifumi: So we got chicken, beef, pork, lamb and venison! And I even bought seafood and veggies, but I can’t decide on what main ingredient should be!

Jakurai: With this curry battle, it’s to be expected that the other divisions’ quirks will present itself in their curry.

Doppo: So then… what would be our trait?

Hifumi: Well, that’s obvs gotta be “finacially secure adults,” right?

Doppo: “Financially Secure Adults’ Curry” … Then, should we use this high-class sea urchin?

Jakurai: Yes, let’s. And… I would like to use something that makes one think of Shinjuku.

Hifumi: Great idea~! Something like our glimmering neon lights~!

Doppo: “Glimmering Neon Curry” …? D-do any of these ingredients light up??

Hifumi: Heehee~ I thought something like this would come up, so I brought some gold luster dust!!

Jakurai: It will surely be beautiful as a finish.

Hifumi: Chan-Doppo, you gotta let me know what you think too~!

Doppo: B-But it’s not like I have any cooking sense…

Jakurai: Doppo-kun. This is a curry to be made by the three of us. Therefore, you’re indispensable.

Doppo: I-Is that so…?

Jakurai: Of course. Please do not feel hesitant; let’s make this curry together.

Doppo: Um… If it’s okay, I really would like meat to be in the curry…

Hifumi: Cool!! What kinda meat??

Doppo: We’re trying for a sense of luxury, so I guess we should use beef, but some people don’t like beef… So, I guess chicken would be the safest choice? No, but it has to be something special, so we should use game meats right…?? Aaaargh, this is too hard, I can’t make up my mind!!

Hifumi: Woah?? But don’t take it out on the meat??

Jakurai: …How fascinating.

Hifumi: Eh?

Jakurai: A doctor, a host, and a salaryman are certainly on different corners of society… And yet, somehow, life has brought us together. I feel that this is the appeal of Shinjuku Division.

Doppo: I see! So then we should… Um, what should we do?

Hifumi: We should go with this!!

Doppo: We’re using all the meat??

Hifumi: Heh heh~!! We’re going to combine these land meats and sea meats and make it work!! It’ll be like we're making the Curry Division!!

 Jakurai: Haha. I hope we’ll be able to create a harmony of it, just like ours as Matenrou.

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Hifumi: And curry is served!!

Doppo: It looks amazing!! Is this really our curry…??

Jakurai: It has quite the impact. As for the taste…

MTR: *eats*

Doppo: It’s so good!!! None of the ingredients are overpowering, but it still tastes like fine dining…!!

Hifumi: Heh heh~!! Obviously it’s because we only used the finest! If we sold this at a restaurant, you’d have to pay yen in the tens of thousands!!

Doppo: That can’t be the price?? Who would buy our curry??

Hifumi: Welp, I think that’s something the curry battle producers are gonna have to think about! …But, what’s up, Doc? You’re making a weird face over there.

Jakurai: I must apologize to the both of you. I have overlooked the most important aspect I wanted to include.

Doppo: W-What was it?

Jakurai: For this curry battle, I wanted to stress the importance of eating meals to maintain health. This curry is far too high in cholesterol, fats and in purines….

Hifumi: And using butter rice probably isn’t helping keeping that calorie count down…

Jakurai: If we continue to eat this, I fear gout and obesity would be imminent.

Doppo: That’s horrible!! I can’t believe we created something that dangerous…!!

Jakurai: This curry is a masterpiece. However, if it’s alright, can we create something else from a healthier standpoint?

Hifumi: Can do! But we kinda used up all our ingredients in that first batch…

Doppo: ...Ah! We still have these left!

Jakurai: Canned chickpeas and canned tomatoes…!!

Hifumi: Way to go, Doppochin!! If we use these, our curry’s bound to be healthy, right??

Jakurai: Yes. Beans are rich in dietary fibers and in protein and tomatoes have antioxidant benefits. This curry will surely be a healthy dish.

Doppo: A curry that’s conscious of health is still something of an adult appeal, right?

Jakurai: And to support everyone’s busy day to day lives, this meal will heal the mind and body. Victory is sure to be set with our “Health Conscious Curry”!

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Always wondered what made people think that Kenny would grow up to be super fucking fine but today I rewatched the "Good Times With Weapons" episode with my friend & I'm starting to think that it's

[pr0cyon-lotor]

I remember telling a friend a random romantic trope I'd think would be funny and they told me "oh like in mdzs"

...What? I'm sorry... What happens in MDZS?

What the hell even is MDZS at this point? I say a random trope or concept and it's somehow in there. I'm being slowly convinced I legitimately don't know what the plot even is in that novel

[stone-stars]

in one fell swoop that gideon art from jo made him deeply endearing to me in such a stupid way.

[camellcat]

so, my mom accidently got pizza with no sauce instead of no cheese, right? and she said she can't eat so I have to. and while I was holding the most stiff piece of pizza I'd ever even had, I thought, well, hell, what if I pulled a dawn summers and just... put random shit on it that I already know I like?

do NOT mix bbq sauce with chocolate sauce on top of bland gross pizza I can't get the taste out of my mouth oh my god I had to throw it out I straight up gagged trying to eat more after that I am never making that mistake again food experimentation is NOT for me

[mars-ipan]

do you guys think aziraphale heard the myth of prometheus for the first time and lost his mind a little

[floatingwithlaura]

me x combatting fear foods like its nobodies business!

[delightfullygiddy]

You know if I was completely unhinged right now.....i'd be blogging some RichterxAnnette Castlevania gifsets right now. but im like...totally normal right. pss...just like...absolutely sane and NOT frothing at the mouth.

Let me...let me just make a note real...quick in my books...

[silverwhittlingknife]

Hey I was stalking ur page just now and tripped over the “dick and tim and food” posts and it made me think of how, during the “Robin in keystone city” arc, pizza is brought up at least twice, and both times tim specified that he doesn’t want pineapple on the pizza. BUT iirc tim normally enjoys or at the very least tolerates pineapple on pizza, and I wanted to know if you thought maybe tim was avoiding pineapple pizza bc it’s a tim and dick thing for him and he’d miss his brother or something

Or maybe I’m just being weird or something idk

HEADCANON ACCEPTED I LOVE THIS

(the context of the panel is that dick ordered pizza, and alfred told him that he could've made food, so dick is saying "uh huh but i bet you wouldn't willingly make anoudille and pineapple pizza though" and alfred is all "no i would NOT and i can barely tolerate that you're eating it in front of me")

anyway so YES clearly tim can't eat andouille or pineapple pizza without Dick!! it'd be lonely

[sweetronancer]

i wonder how hungry the scoops troop was after the whole russian thing.

[spacespore]

HI TUMBLRR it’s me

[cruesuffix]

Kitty!Mick having one-sided beef with Henry is so funny to me. Like imagine Mick is practicing his guitar, and obviously he's poor so he has the shitty one with the broken neck that he glued back together, and Henry drops something and scares the shit out of Mick. Poor kitty jumps cartoon style and drops the guitar, the glue that was already holding on for dear life snaps and the guitar is in half again. Mick turns towards Harry ever so slowly, glaring at him and growling, hears folded back in airplane mode, tail flicking.😭

OMG what if they call Sharon cause he's going feral on Henry. Like come get your husband he's out of control!

OOMFIE I DON’T KNOW HOW I DIDN’T SEE THIS EARLIER I’M SO SORRY!!!

also thank you so much for giving me a reason to yap about this!!<33 i love mick and harry beef so much, like… i have no clue why that guy hated him so bad but all I can remember is mick going “harry you bother me! you always have and you always will!” during his interview with jack lmaoooo!!

no but like, harry doesn’t know why mick is so antagonistic towards him. he doesn’t mean to annoy the guy, but apparently everything he does gets on his nerves! so you can only imagine the ass whooping harry gets when he scares the shit out of mick one day. and even worse is him doing it while micks holding his prized possession: his beat to shit guitar that he paid like $25 for and had to fix by himself with the cheapest kind of glue he could find! so… you can only imagine the shitshow that goes down when he drops it! i just love the mental image of mick slowly turning around, eyes glaring holes into harry and ears slowly going into airplane ear mode. of course harry automatically moves back, hands up in surrender. he’s all like “no wait, it was an accident calm down!!” but micks tail is starting to swish around, and there’s no one around them to hold him back. luckily the rest of the band hears the commotion and immediately rushes in to try to save their bass player. harry does leave with a few scratches though, they weren’t exactly on time to save him before mick did any damage.

and, if that doesn’t work, you know for a fact one of them is calling sharon and begging her to come get her mans! lmaooo and cue sharon who literally has to drop everything and drive over to the scene of the crime, spray bottle in hand, to try to save her husbands band mate. and of course, at the end of the day, sharon has to drag her husband home while chewing him out. mick would just pout and whine about how it wasn’t his fault and how “harry started it! he broke my guitar:(“

the funniest thing ever is just thinking about how much mick hated this guy and meanwhile harry’s just sitting there like “yo, what did i even do??” lmaoooo

[whatudottu]

Presently going insane rn:

Anyway let me talk about the one question that I have been contemplating ever since I began rotating petrosapiens in my mind. How the fuck do babies?

If you caught the reblog before this post, you might have noticed that a post about fat in aliens brought me to think about petrosapien fat, which contradicts a lot of what I've already established for them being an exoskeletal species, let alone being a hard sell in the sci-fantasy of rock crystal people of canon. Turning to one of my two animal inspirations of petrosapiens - bugs and more specifically in this case insects - I found out that insects can't build up fat, not in the way mammals or reptiles can, BUT they store the most of it in a very significant stage;

Larvae!

Then it fucking hit me, I already made some early headcanons about child development in petrosapiens (though I can't remember if I posted them or had a post ready to send) where they were already in a metamorphosing stage, though the responsibility fell solely to the layer who would use crystallokinesis to feed an 'egg'. I didn't fully like the idea though mostly in retrospect, because it felt strange in the 'pulled out of my ass' kinda way, a method of child rearing that felt more obligated to use crystallokinesis as a primary source for feeding to sorta justify at the time the inherent power petrosapiens have towards crystallokinesis.

Instead, between then and now I fully connected the idea that crystallokinesis is less of a power and more of an extension of a petrosapien's nervous system, compression of quartz through the use of a more electrical based nerve network that happens to not distinguish between person crystals and the similar crystalline structures of Petropia. With this in mind and the new idea that petrosapiens have larvae, wouldn't it be so cool if the larvae had the typical Earth-like electrochemical nervous system of humans (or I suppose bugs here) that adapts to an electrical focused nervous system through the process of metamorphosis? Where the larvae creates it's petrosapien crystal skin by building a chrysalis and melting within it to create their new body?

Unlike my old headcanon where the layer had to remain with the egg and constantly feeding them with crystallokinesis, this larvae version can feed itself when provided and so long as the chrysalis is well protected, the moment metamorphosis stage takes place the parent(s) can have momentary reprieve from child rearing and better prepare themselves for the toddler/adolescent stage for their child. The little grub probably doesn't even eat crystals in the early stages of their larvaehood since eating crystals initially marks as the materials for chrysalis building before it becomes a nutritional food source. Instead the little grub might be feed plants and potentially animal products in order for it to inherit and develop the chemicals required to build a crystallovorous stomach and the acids used to break silica down into digestible nutrition.

That does mean that early child rearing is a little bit more functionally deadly towards the very crystalline parents, who have to legitimately watch so that their fingers aren't bitten off, but holding the little grub is easy when it's covered in silicone membrane. The larvae at this stage is a little bit more resistant to any crystallovorous plant secretions due to the polymers of it's membrane, as well as the higher diversity of oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon in it's body it has in comparison to adults or adolescents who've undergone metamorphosis, their innards becoming a more uniform silicone and their skin being the crystalline silicon many crystallovorous stomachs have adapted to eat.

It also means that the shape of a grub is also considered to be cute to a petrosapien. Things from caterpillars to maggots look so much more charming to a petrosapien's eyes that back on Petropia there would be a large proportion of pet owners having what would considered on Earth to have bugs for pets. In fact, a rather common form of pet Petrosapiens might have would be a large millipede/centipede like animal that would be the size approximate of a feather boa and often held that way too, because while they do not undergo metamorphosis, they look like a larval grub well into adulthood and are considered to be very cute for it. Pet owners with these pets who are also parents love to see their little larvae and their 'dog' getting along and would love telling their adolescent all the cute stories of the little grubs curled up against each other. Petrosapiens in the age of the Surface Craze might have had the opportunity to get a few baby pictures like that, and it would be considered very cute unless you were a human afraid of bugs or not personally a fan.

Petrosapiens on Earth might see the miniature bugs and explode with cuteness overload, others might fuck around and find out that they can make human-petrosapien hybrids Makarat you chupacabra you're lucky petrosapien kids aren't born with crystals pay child support to your human wife who birthed a grub-!

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[californiaquail]

you go into grocery outlet to see if they have some toothpaste and cheap blackout curtains to replace the ones your cat destroyed and you walk out with an armenian pastry and fucking fruity ass infused gin even though you literally have gin at home and don't even drink that much