#lucio yaps

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Forever obsessed with Kenny just lying down when his friends are either sitting up or standing. Such a little guy

(Episodes: "Tsst", "Cartman Sucks" and "Nobody Got Cereal?")

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Not gonna deny that Cartman is fruity as hell but maybe the reason it doesn't get more recognition is bc queer people, (who make up a large portion of fandoms in general), are tired of the most morally rotten character within a piece of media always being the most heavily queercoded one, that most fans prefer focusing on more subtly/seldomly implied queerness in other characters that reasonate more with your average person.

cartman's gender neutrality deserves more recognition, dude has more than 15 female personas and yet people still dub him as "the cis man", how come the guy who plays with dolls, sings about his vajayjay in a public school video, dances with a cardboard telling it to touch his body and insists he has a chronic abortion addiction, the guy who wasted all his money on bimbo size breast implants as an excuse for his puberty and gender crisis, is still more cis than marjorine who is butters' only female persona and was never used again. even randy has been headcannoned as a lesbian, now i tell ya, why can't this poor confused boy have headcannons too? he's not the cis alpha male you guys think he is, he's a loser who cries in his bedroom because he tries too much to impress and be who he isn't it ends up embrassing himself

[garf-lover96]

i was going through some screenshots and had to stop to make this

my thoughts exactly while playing Lucio's route probably has been done before idk

[snobgoblin]

imagine if Valerius had a familiar that was just a chihuahua he kept in a purse Paris Hilton style

[blackered]

I don't know if you've done this before but... make a tier list of the arcana routes.

this is an order btw /j

in all honesty I have no idea why anyone would care what I think but since the other thing I'm making won't be posted today, here goes the Yaptron 3000!!!

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S tier - Julian's: still the best written route imo, I recommended it to all of my moots on insta back in the day

A tier - Asra's: would put in S because I'm emotionally attached but I need to fill the A tier. Asra isn't my fav but I really like this route, wouldn't really change anything tbh

B tier - Nadia's: it's in the top 3 so it's obviously better than the other ones, it merges well with the others and Nadia's arc is nice but I CANNOT deal with the kind of flirting in this route, it makes me uncomfortable

C tier - Muriel's: as C tier as it gets. I like Muriel but his route is SO MID oh my fucking god. it's just mid as fuck I almost didn't feel anything reading it

D tier - Lucio's: makes no fucking sense I'm sorry to the writer but shit man, making Lucio into a baby who says oopsie to everything was the wrong move.

Portia's: I remember fighting for it to be finished a few years back but I honestly have NO IDEA what happened, it's all over the place why tf was Tasya the final boss???? The Star didn't even show up???? it's not BAD but it's not good either. Portia deserved better.

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

vote Butters and I'll write a oneshot where he's having a fantastic time

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

[clearheartsgreyflowerss]

...I gave in

[euniers]

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Actually, if his immortality is dependent on his mother rebirthing him, wouldn't his immortality die if his mom dies? Or if she had to get like a hysterectomy?

The one thing worse than Kenny constantly dying and being reborn is the fact he still ages.

Like are you telling me that he’s going to die of old age, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back— okay you get my point but fucking hell

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Thinking about how Kenny always has people fighting at home how his parents and brother are always beating each other up how his little sister clings to him for comfort how he needs to be the quiet one or else he gets sucked into the cycle of violence and stops being a pillar of safety for his sister

Thinking about how Kenny has no healthy or verbal outlet for to deal with all his shit, how no one believes him about the gruesome and awful deaths he keeps having to go through, how he created a superhero persona to indulge is savior complex but no one ever saves him

Thinking about how his friends are Kenny’s safety net, how they forget Kenny’s deaths and don’t believe him about it, thinking how they ditch him for Halloween candy and he doesn’t even get mad at them, thinking how Kenny gets sad when they fight and the group falls apart because he sees enough fights at home

Thinking about how if Kenny doesn’t have his friend group, his found family is gone

Thinking about Kenny

[ablobwhowrites]

I'm thinking of doing requests of the bad batch and maybe starwars and overwatch or depending on what I think I can write? Anyways I might be starting up my yandere poppy playtime stuff again but I'm doing a major rewrite of it so yeah but here's some rambles and shitposts

poppy playtime employee: "so your going to vacation?"

Employee y/n: "yeah, I mean this company will do fine without me"

*a week later*

Y/n: "HOW THE FUCK DID THE FACTORY FUCKING DIE SO FAST, I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK, WHO'S GOING TO PAY ME NOW!?"

Any y/n and m/n that I put them in a new fic like:

I imagine playtime employee y/n or m/n being kinda good friends with all the enemies and toys in the factor before retiring or something and when they come back, y/n or m/n is the only one who was kind to them and is the only thing that’s keeping some sane.

Overwatch m/n: “you know, I don’t really know why I’m in overwatch, I just came here for the free food”

Lucio: “really? That’s all?”

M/n: “also cause d.v.a said you guys have free Wi-Fi here so that’s a plus”

And you know what fella’s no more silly fun time anymore, I’m seeing to many angst edits of spiderverse, nana and hachi and others, it’s sad time for the y/n’s and m/n’s. Also stay healthy guys, and stay hydrated and thanks for being in my yapping session.

[battampria]

STARTS TWITCHING AND JUMPING EXCITEDLY AND TWIRLING BRO @dh-mpir LOOK LOOK AT THEM LOOK LOOK AT THE SILLIES LOOK AT THEM ALL OMGDNJKFGIL EUEUEUEEUU

I made some overwatch 2 stamps !!!

there are only stamps for the support role for now, but if you guys wanna use it just credit me !! :D

[klauw22]

Do u have any other overwatch favs/genq I'm curious

DO I? Hold on let me get my yapping engines started

Id say my all time tops, wife tier i like to call them, are Moira, Niran, Symmetra and Ana. I love them so much and rotate between them whenever im not sure what to draw. They are just so gender to me...So iconic... I dont draw Ana as much admittedly. Im usually drawn to the cunty characters more but i still love her a lot, wish we had more older female characters (that are visibly old) like her in the game. Her whole thing of being a veteran military sniper whos been there done and is fazed by nothing and is also very dangerous is soooooo,,, And her Shrike skin just does things to me wowieee my fav skin for her right after Bastet!

OH BUT THATS NOT ALL THE WIVES!!! Sojourn and Widow could tell me to struggle my way through a storm just to bring them their coffee AND I WOULD!!! WHY? BECAUSE WAMEENNN RAHHH🦅🦅🦅 (Ashe kinda goes here as well but id rather bicker with her pshshhs)

Then there are my little blorbos my little sunshines that i love with all my heart like Meimei and Zarya. Every omnic/robot hero is a certified blorbo too.

And i love the grampas aswell, like Reaper, Soldier and Sigma. Sigma the most i think. Always loved the sweet and kind ones that remain positive despite being cursed by the narrative... I love the old man, i wish he could have a happy ending :')

Junkrat and Lucio are cool! Dva and Illari too. Mauga i will fight (affectionate).

Other heroes that are not necessarily my favourites but i hope to explore them more some day are Brigitte, Pharah and JQ. They are cool in their own ways but theres just something missing, lacking, maybe if I headcanon some things around them i will like them more idk,,, (but it could also be that they are so often boiled down to nothing more than 'muscle mommies' which is so boring imo)

And the rest are just fine👍👍

[garf-lover96]

lucio update. he's funny i ljke him

[snobgoblin]

that theory sounds insane but I'll take your word for it 😭 you seem to know your stuff

you don't have to take my word for it if you don't want to!!!!!!!!! those are just my beliefs and I would never force that onto you, you come to your own conclusions! i just think way too much lines up for it not to be true

[karokawwo]

ughhh i wish morga and lucio really had a duel.. ik morga intended to kill him but i think it would've been good for lucio's and MORE IMPORTANTLY MORGA'S!!!!! development. i think.

i'm probably just yapping but i really do think it would've served as a great parallel if lucio lost a duel with morga, getting a rude awakening and later on after the other 9 chapters of character development they duel again and lucio wins on his own, no help, no tricks, just himself. idk what it does for him but morga gets to walk away knowing that her son isn't the weak peace of shit he once was

but idk i'm not a writer also i haven't finished replaying his route so maybe they did another thing with her