#lucio yaps

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Successfully indoctrinating my uni bestie into south park. They have now understood the difference between Stan and Kyle and Kyle is now working his way into being their favorite character.

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Not gonna deny that Cartman is fruity as hell but maybe the reason it doesn't get more recognition is bc queer people, (who make up a large portion of fandoms in general), are tired of the most morally rotten character within a piece of media always being the most heavily queercoded one, that most fans prefer focusing on more subtly/seldomly implied queerness in other characters that reasonate more with your average person.

cartman's gender neutrality deserves more recognition, dude has more than 15 female personas and yet people still dub him as "the cis man", how come the guy who plays with dolls, sings about his vajayjay in a public school video, dances with a cardboard telling it to touch his body and insists he has a chronic abortion addiction, the guy who wasted all his money on bimbo size breast implants as an excuse for his puberty and gender crisis, is still more cis than marjorine who is butters' only female persona and was never used again. even randy has been headcannoned as a lesbian, now i tell ya, why can't this poor confused boy have headcannons too? he's not the cis alpha male you guys think he is, he's a loser who cries in his bedroom because he tries too much to impress and be who he isn't it ends up embrassing himself

[garf-lover96]

i was going through some screenshots and had to stop to make this

my thoughts exactly while playing Lucio's route probably has been done before idk

[alchemist-atlas]

on this day, let's all take a moment as Vesuvian citizens to commemorate nothing of particular significance or importance whatsoever <3

[snobgoblin]

imagine if Valerius had a familiar that was just a chihuahua he kept in a purse Paris Hilton style

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

vote Butters and I'll write a oneshot where he's having a fantastic time

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

[blackered]

I don't know if you've done this before but... make a tier list of the arcana routes.

this is an order btw /j

in all honesty I have no idea why anyone would care what I think but since the other thing I'm making won't be posted today, here goes the Yaptron 3000!!!

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S tier - Julian's: still the best written route imo, I recommended it to all of my moots on insta back in the day

A tier - Asra's: would put in S because I'm emotionally attached but I need to fill the A tier. Asra isn't my fav but I really like this route, wouldn't really change anything tbh

B tier - Nadia's: it's in the top 3 so it's obviously better than the other ones, it merges well with the others and Nadia's arc is nice but I CANNOT deal with the kind of flirting in this route, it makes me uncomfortable

C tier - Muriel's: as C tier as it gets. I like Muriel but his route is SO MID oh my fucking god. it's just mid as fuck I almost didn't feel anything reading it

D tier - Lucio's: makes no fucking sense I'm sorry to the writer but shit man, making Lucio into a baby who says oopsie to everything was the wrong move.

Portia's: I remember fighting for it to be finished a few years back but I honestly have NO IDEA what happened, it's all over the place why tf was Tasya the final boss???? The Star didn't even show up???? it's not BAD but it's not good either. Portia deserved better.

[clearheartsgreyflowerss]

...I gave in

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Forever obsessed with Kenny just lying down when his friends are either sitting up or standing. Such a little guy

(Episodes: "Tsst", "Cartman Sucks" and "Nobody Got Cereal?")

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I wrote this post before i knew about mysterion btw i was correct

They can’t let Kenny live for longer than a week because he’ll grow too powerful and commit crimes beyond human comprehension

[euniers]

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Actually, if his immortality is dependent on his mother rebirthing him, wouldn't his immortality die if his mom dies? Or if she had to get like a hysterectomy?

The one thing worse than Kenny constantly dying and being reborn is the fact he still ages.

Like are you telling me that he’s going to die of old age, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back— okay you get my point but fucking hell

[ablobwhowrites]

I'm thinking of doing requests of the bad batch and maybe starwars and overwatch or depending on what I think I can write? Anyways I might be starting up my yandere poppy playtime stuff again but I'm doing a major rewrite of it so yeah but here's some rambles and shitposts

poppy playtime employee: "so your going to vacation?"

Employee y/n: "yeah, I mean this company will do fine without me"

*a week later*

Y/n: "HOW THE FUCK DID THE FACTORY FUCKING DIE SO FAST, I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK, WHO'S GOING TO PAY ME NOW!?"

Any y/n and m/n that I put them in a new fic like:

I imagine playtime employee y/n or m/n being kinda good friends with all the enemies and toys in the factor before retiring or something and when they come back, y/n or m/n is the only one who was kind to them and is the only thing that’s keeping some sane.

Overwatch m/n: “you know, I don’t really know why I’m in overwatch, I just came here for the free food”

Lucio: “really? That’s all?”

M/n: “also cause d.v.a said you guys have free Wi-Fi here so that’s a plus”

And you know what fella’s no more silly fun time anymore, I’m seeing to many angst edits of spiderverse, nana and hachi and others, it’s sad time for the y/n’s and m/n’s. Also stay healthy guys, and stay hydrated and thanks for being in my yapping session.

[garf-lover96]

lucio update. he's funny i ljke him

[mjrtaurus]

Expanding on that one tag where I mentioned Muriel because I will take any excuse to mention of on my favourite dating sims ever! (This is gonna be so Yap-py I’m sorry 🙏🏾)

Arcana (or the Arcana) is a dating sim that heavily centres around magic, fantasy, and most important the Tarot. Each character you meet is connected to a card, which includes the 6 romance-able characters! I like the game cause it lets you, the player, remain faceless but almost always in the thick of the action and you can set your pronouns which is obviously awesome! All the 6 dateable characters are great (expect one) and vary in design, personality and gender orientation (the non-binary serve that is Asra Alnazar pictured below).

Game (and incredibly biased fav) explanations aside, Muriel is one of those romantic options, this is he!

His card/the card he’s tied to is the Hermit.

Muriel used to live a peaceful life with his parents and his tribe who were known as the Kokhuri. One day his tribe was raided and he was sent to the main city of Vesuvia by a travelling merchant at the behest of his parents. He believed his parents had given him up because he was a burden when in reality, they did it to save him, Muriel's mother had prophetic visions of the many lives that would be lost and didn’t want her son to be one of them. She knew her and her husband would not survive the raid. The tribe that raided the Kokhuri was called the Scourge of the South.

So little Muriel is now an orphan on the streets of Vesuvia and is accosted by a group of other orphans to steal for them since he’s much bigger and stronger than them. He ends up helping them occasionally for food and helps recruiting a different orphan to the cause who turns out to be Non-binary serve Asra Alnazar and the two end up becoming the best of friends when Asra saves Muriel from an encounter with the cruel and newly crowned Count Lucio (he's the sixth dateable option but I never picked his route because he’s sucks). Muriel is actually terrified of Lucio but ends up becoming a gladiator in the coliseum after being coerced into thinking he’s saving Asra this way (he finds out years later this was a lie by Lucio and he was making Asra doing stuff too oh the angst of it all). Muriel becomes known as violent and stoic brute and is known by the name ‘The Scourge of the South’ which is obviously super fucked. He ends up reaching his limit when he’s forced to fight an injured wolf who doesn't even want to fight for the entertainment of the crowd. Muriel frees himself and the wolf and flees the coliseum, never to return.

He keeps the shackles and chains with him as a reminder of what he did and becomes a recluse living in the woods with that same wolf (who he names Inanna). And if all this wasn’t enough, he made a deal with the Hermit Arcana so that people will forget his existence once he leaves their direct line of sight :((. The only person that always remembers him is Asra (which fun fact! If you don’t pick either of their routes, they end up being together!! Good for them honestly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️).

Ooooo!!! Usually these dating sim type games aren’t really my style but this sort of thing would be right up my partner’s alley, actually!

Granted, they might already have this on their phone, lmfao.

Oh but yeah, I’m getting the Dark!Dragon vibes there. Very much so.

[snobgoblin]

that theory sounds insane but I'll take your word for it 😭 you seem to know your stuff

you don't have to take my word for it if you don't want to!!!!!!!!! those are just my beliefs and I would never force that onto you, you come to your own conclusions! i just think way too much lines up for it not to be true