#lucio yaps

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

the universe is nerfing me. I got sick and my exam is tomorrow. But I'm gonna do something for kenny week even if it kills me

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Not gonna deny that Cartman is fruity as hell but maybe the reason it doesn't get more recognition is bc queer people, (who make up a large portion of fandoms in general), are tired of the most morally rotten character within a piece of media always being the most heavily queercoded one, that most fans prefer focusing on more subtly/seldomly implied queerness in other characters that reasonate more with your average person.

cartman's gender neutrality deserves more recognition, dude has more than 15 female personas and yet people still dub him as "the cis man", how come the guy who plays with dolls, sings about his vajayjay in a public school video, dances with a cardboard telling it to touch his body and insists he has a chronic abortion addiction, the guy who wasted all his money on bimbo size breast implants as an excuse for his puberty and gender crisis, is still more cis than marjorine who is butters' only female persona and was never used again. even randy has been headcannoned as a lesbian, now i tell ya, why can't this poor confused boy have headcannons too? he's not the cis alpha male you guys think he is, he's a loser who cries in his bedroom because he tries too much to impress and be who he isn't it ends up embrassing himself

[garf-lover96]

i was going through some screenshots and had to stop to make this

my thoughts exactly while playing Lucio's route probably has been done before idk

[alchemist-atlas]

on this day, let's all take a moment as Vesuvian citizens to commemorate nothing of particular significance or importance whatsoever <3

[snobgoblin]

imagine if Valerius had a familiar that was just a chihuahua he kept in a purse Paris Hilton style

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

vote Butters and I'll write a oneshot where he's having a fantastic time

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

[blackered]

I don't know if you've done this before but... make a tier list of the arcana routes.

this is an order btw /j

in all honesty I have no idea why anyone would care what I think but since the other thing I'm making won't be posted today, here goes the Yaptron 3000!!!

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S tier - Julian's: still the best written route imo, I recommended it to all of my moots on insta back in the day

A tier - Asra's: would put in S because I'm emotionally attached but I need to fill the A tier. Asra isn't my fav but I really like this route, wouldn't really change anything tbh

B tier - Nadia's: it's in the top 3 so it's obviously better than the other ones, it merges well with the others and Nadia's arc is nice but I CANNOT deal with the kind of flirting in this route, it makes me uncomfortable

C tier - Muriel's: as C tier as it gets. I like Muriel but his route is SO MID oh my fucking god. it's just mid as fuck I almost didn't feel anything reading it

D tier - Lucio's: makes no fucking sense I'm sorry to the writer but shit man, making Lucio into a baby who says oopsie to everything was the wrong move.

Portia's: I remember fighting for it to be finished a few years back but I honestly have NO IDEA what happened, it's all over the place why tf was Tasya the final boss???? The Star didn't even show up???? it's not BAD but it's not good either. Portia deserved better.

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LUCIO CORSI TI AMO

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Forever obsessed with Kenny just lying down when his friends are either sitting up or standing. Such a little guy

(Episodes: "Tsst", "Cartman Sucks" and "Nobody Got Cereal?")

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I wrote this post before i knew about mysterion btw i was correct

They can’t let Kenny live for longer than a week because he’ll grow too powerful and commit crimes beyond human comprehension

[clearheartsgreyflowerss]

...I gave in

[euniers]

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Actually, if his immortality is dependent on his mother rebirthing him, wouldn't his immortality die if his mom dies? Or if she had to get like a hysterectomy?

The one thing worse than Kenny constantly dying and being reborn is the fact he still ages.

Like are you telling me that he’s going to die of old age, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back— okay you get my point but fucking hell

[garf-lover96]

lucio update. he's funny i ljke him

[ablobwhowrites]

I'm thinking of doing requests of the bad batch and maybe starwars and overwatch or depending on what I think I can write? Anyways I might be starting up my yandere poppy playtime stuff again but I'm doing a major rewrite of it so yeah but here's some rambles and shitposts

poppy playtime employee: "so your going to vacation?"

Employee y/n: "yeah, I mean this company will do fine without me"

*a week later*

Y/n: "HOW THE FUCK DID THE FACTORY FUCKING DIE SO FAST, I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK, WHO'S GOING TO PAY ME NOW!?"

Any y/n and m/n that I put them in a new fic like:

I imagine playtime employee y/n or m/n being kinda good friends with all the enemies and toys in the factor before retiring or something and when they come back, y/n or m/n is the only one who was kind to them and is the only thing that’s keeping some sane.

Overwatch m/n: “you know, I don’t really know why I’m in overwatch, I just came here for the free food”

Lucio: “really? That’s all?”

M/n: “also cause d.v.a said you guys have free Wi-Fi here so that’s a plus”

And you know what fella’s no more silly fun time anymore, I’m seeing to many angst edits of spiderverse, nana and hachi and others, it’s sad time for the y/n’s and m/n’s. Also stay healthy guys, and stay hydrated and thanks for being in my yapping session.

[snobgoblin]

that theory sounds insane but I'll take your word for it 😭 you seem to know your stuff

you don't have to take my word for it if you don't want to!!!!!!!!! those are just my beliefs and I would never force that onto you, you come to your own conclusions! i just think way too much lines up for it not to be true