#lucio yaps

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I am in constant want to write Chaos Plan and in a constant state of My Time And Energy Is Required From Me™️

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Not gonna deny that Cartman is fruity as hell but maybe the reason it doesn't get more recognition is bc queer people, (who make up a large portion of fandoms in general), are tired of the most morally rotten character within a piece of media always being the most heavily queercoded one, that most fans prefer focusing on more subtly/seldomly implied queerness in other characters that reasonate more with your average person.

cartman's gender neutrality deserves more recognition, dude has more than 15 female personas and yet people still dub him as "the cis man", how come the guy who plays with dolls, sings about his vajayjay in a public school video, dances with a cardboard telling it to touch his body and insists he has a chronic abortion addiction, the guy who wasted all his money on bimbo size breast implants as an excuse for his puberty and gender crisis, is still more cis than marjorine who is butters' only female persona and was never used again. even randy has been headcannoned as a lesbian, now i tell ya, why can't this poor confused boy have headcannons too? he's not the cis alpha male you guys think he is, he's a loser who cries in his bedroom because he tries too much to impress and be who he isn't it ends up embrassing himself

[garf-lover96]

i was going through some screenshots and had to stop to make this

my thoughts exactly while playing Lucio's route probably has been done before idk

[alchemist-atlas]

on this day, let's all take a moment as Vesuvian citizens to commemorate nothing of particular significance or importance whatsoever <3

[snobgoblin]

imagine if Valerius had a familiar that was just a chihuahua he kept in a purse Paris Hilton style

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

vote Butters and I'll write a oneshot where he's having a fantastic time

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

[melchi0or]

I love the possibility of Lucio being a competent, effective Count despite his flaws, and up until The Red Plague began.

He’s about age 40 (before he died) and he was apparently married to Nadia for 9 years.

If he was so awful at leading a city-state, there would have been revolts & protests long before The Plague.

Even with his huge ego, Lucio was far from a Caligula or Stalin or a bunch of Game of Thrones characters.

Above all, he wanted people to like him —though the other main characters did not, for their own valid reasons.

I also find it endearing that he was not born into any sort of nobility— he was born/raised by a feared barbarian tribe with the “law of the jungle” mindset— but he earned his title/role as Count of Vesuvia in an honest way, by gaining the trust & respect of the previous Count, who had hired Lucio when he was still a mercenary.

I don’t have much to add, I love this ask!! I completely agree

[blackered]

I don't know if you've done this before but... make a tier list of the arcana routes.

this is an order btw /j

in all honesty I have no idea why anyone would care what I think but since the other thing I'm making won't be posted today, here goes the Yaptron 3000!!!

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S tier - Julian's: still the best written route imo, I recommended it to all of my moots on insta back in the day

A tier - Asra's: would put in S because I'm emotionally attached but I need to fill the A tier. Asra isn't my fav but I really like this route, wouldn't really change anything tbh

B tier - Nadia's: it's in the top 3 so it's obviously better than the other ones, it merges well with the others and Nadia's arc is nice but I CANNOT deal with the kind of flirting in this route, it makes me uncomfortable

C tier - Muriel's: as C tier as it gets. I like Muriel but his route is SO MID oh my fucking god. it's just mid as fuck I almost didn't feel anything reading it

D tier - Lucio's: makes no fucking sense I'm sorry to the writer but shit man, making Lucio into a baby who says oopsie to everything was the wrong move.

Portia's: I remember fighting for it to be finished a few years back but I honestly have NO IDEA what happened, it's all over the place why tf was Tasya the final boss???? The Star didn't even show up???? it's not BAD but it's not good either. Portia deserved better.

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Forever obsessed with Kenny just lying down when his friends are either sitting up or standing. Such a little guy

(Episodes: "Tsst", "Cartman Sucks" and "Nobody Got Cereal?")

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I wrote this post before i knew about mysterion btw i was correct

They can’t let Kenny live for longer than a week because he’ll grow too powerful and commit crimes beyond human comprehension

[verdemint]

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LUCIO CORSI TI AMO

[clearheartsgreyflowerss]

...I gave in

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Actually, if his immortality is dependent on his mother rebirthing him, wouldn't his immortality die if his mom dies? Or if she had to get like a hysterectomy?

The one thing worse than Kenny constantly dying and being reborn is the fact he still ages.

Like are you telling me that he’s going to die of old age, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back, get a little older, die of old age again, come back— okay you get my point but fucking hell

[euniers]

[garf-lover96]

lucio update. he's funny i ljke him

[snobgoblin]

that theory sounds insane but I'll take your word for it 😭 you seem to know your stuff

you don't have to take my word for it if you don't want to!!!!!!!!! those are just my beliefs and I would never force that onto you, you come to your own conclusions! i just think way too much lines up for it not to be true