#i am throwing shade now !

[todayisafridaynight]

[graveposting]

okay maybe i haven't been Around Here for long enough to run into drama or folks being genuinely nasty at each other... but how come that this little fandom of an extremely unhealthy toxic incest game somehow is a lot more wholesome and pleasant than those of less "problematic" media

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

im digging in your trash can for food, im hungry

GUYS i'm literally drawing RIGHT now!! i promise i will provide quality food soon enough sobbing crying you don't have to subject yourself to the diseases you'll catch looking at my *shivers* OLD ART</3 /j

[applecherry108]

I finally got to see spiderverse. Did not realize the “canon event” meme was from it. 😅

[canisitsnotlupus]

There is a difference between sports like hunting or field trials, herding trials, etc. and actual work. If one actually sat down and spoke with people who do the actual work, you get largely introduced to it. BCs are a hard breed to really apply to this, as the breed was developed largely alongside herding trials, if not for herding trials, from their more landrace variety. But a Labrador bred for field trials is different from a Labrador bred to hunt, and many hunters - actual hunters - will tell you this. Field trial dogs are faster, less likely to chill out, will exhaust themselves faster, and typically don't know how to lay in a blind or boat for a few hours without getting restless. Sometimes they even have coat or bodily differences that makes them less suited for the task (i.e. field Labradors being bred like rockets and struggling in waters that aren't calm). There is a lot of cross over, sure, but many of them will explain that often, a dog good at hunting will not be good at field trials, especially higher levels, or vice versa. It isn't saying one is better than the other. It's just a different purpose. It's why it's important to ask about *actual* work when looking for a working dog that you may be relying on for food, animal care, etc. And not all sports are created equal - AKC herding trials are far different from USBCHA (which don't give titles, but still). But a BC that only gets trialed every other weekend is not the same as the dog working the farm daily, usually; there's different skills involved. Not to mention daily work puts a lot more stress on the body over a dog only working one or two weekends a month and a handful of training days the same month. I don't like being told I'm wrong, like most people, especially when this is something I *am* educated in and spend way too much time reading about and studying and talking to people, as well as *actually having done this stuff*. I especially don't like it when the person who spent multiple posts arguing with me, speaking down to me, and twisting my words then goes on to answer an ask and say the exact same information they said I was wrong for saying. It helps that quite a few people have said over Discord and privately that this is what that person does, but it's annoying and it felt, outright, like being singled out. Saying, "This breed doesn't work anymore" is not dooming the breed. A handful of hobbyists doing a sport that you have to apparently get into the in crowd to find even smaller numbers doing something as *actual* work does not make the dog a working breed still, and there's nothing shameful about that. Hell, if it does make a breed a working breed for that particular work, then BCs are a hunting breed, they're a protection breed, etc. because there's handfuls of those competing in venues like that or doing it to *actually* give their owners food on their table. I just find it amusing that we were saying the same thing (if you take into account what they're saying NOW), yet I get accused for wanting a breed for something incredibly off-kilter when I never said that, I explained I *had* reached out to breeders of that particular breed to be told exactly this, etc., and I am still singled out as the one that was wrong. And few acknowledges this person did a completely turn around with their opinion after I blocked them unless it's personal friends.

[jo-does-things]

Skfhhdjs Moira Overwatch is officially my favorite she's such a terrible person I love her and her mad (medical) science vibes

[the-plural-of-cris-is-crises]

Thank you Tumblr for being a hellsite (affectionate) and not a hellsite (derogatory).

[alexjcrowley]

"all aros are oblivious to romantic attraction, they don't get when people flirt with them"

Let me introduce myself (and of course I'm not the only one), I am hyperaware of people flirting with me, because a) it makes me uncomfortable b) I've learned that my potential obliviousness leads some people to say that I am a bitch for not magically understanding they were flirting with me and therefore I "lead them on".

I am aware of people flirting with me the same way a prey is aware of a predator :)

[delusional-mishaps]

heading into artfight starting tomorrow with one charavter uploaded on the website 💪💪💪💪

[mazojo]

I’m sorry if this sounds mean but I genuinely find it baffling when people who sign up WILLINGLY to reality shows and KNOW that they are in a REALITY SHOW get pissed off when someone plays the game.

[artemismatchalatte]

I wish school was done already. I'm so so tired of this class already.

[for-the-ninth]

I cannot be the only one who's massively put off by the full face blush on sims trend, right???

Like, I get wanting rosy cheeks or a flushed face in winter, but year round?? Why do you want your sim looking like they have an upper respiratory plague lmao

[steveandbucky]

this just in, deleted the mean things i wrote about my sometimes-girlfriend, who im big time annoyed with, and told my friend i'll calm down and talk about it tomorrow

[dreamofjoys]

— 𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙀𝙂𝙂𝙎

Synopsis: Neuvillette has finally decided to lay his eggs in your womb

C/W: Oviposition, egg laying(5), afab, established relationship, a little bit of domestic moments, double d's cause why not, double penetration, mention of pain, belly bulging, cockwarming

A/N: Dragon people are into oviposition... i just know...

DO NOT READ / DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SUCH CONTENT! I WILL BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS (esp when I already stated the warnings) minors go away please.

NEUVILLETTE was gentle when he spread your sticky thighs apart, allowing his shaft to easily re-enter your sex again due to the lubrication of your fluids. He had spent hours stretching your hole out with his fingers and cocks, resulting to you constantly cumming and making a mess all over him.

The hydro dragon doesn't seem to mind. Instead, he pushes your back to the bed, positioning you in a missionary position while he fucks you with both of his dicks. "Sh-shit agh Neuvi, fe-feels so good!" Your eyes rolled to the back when his dicks hits onto your cervix with dead accuracy, his balls slapping onto your folds providing extra stimulation, making you cum once again.

Your husband eyes on your fluttering pussy hole before slowly pulling out, to test if there is any friction. His face turns into a deep shade of red when the erotic sound of sqwueesh happens. Your walls suddenly clamp down on him, seemingly not wanting him to leave your sex. "Love, I think you are ready." Neuvillette comments, looking back at you who seems to be babbling incoherant nonsense, too fucked out and disorientated to register what was going on.

Neuvillette re-positions you again. Your back was pressed onto his front, your legs spread wide with his own as he slots both of himself back in ease, sighing when your walls start fluttering around him again. You moaned in delight when your pussy feels full again, throwing your head back onto your husband's shoulders, hazy eyes looking up at him.

"Will it hurt when you push the eggs in?" So you still remember the agenda of today's sex. " A little, but I will make it fast. Just 5 eggs, tell me if it's too much."

"Hehe, if my husband wants me to take in more than that, I will gladly do so!"

"Don't be ridiculous," Neuvillete leans down to give you a peck on the cheek, his silver hair falls down at his action, tickling your naked body. "There is a limit to your mortal body. I won't hurt you just for my own primal desires." "But you just said that it will hurt a little when the eggs enter me though?"

"I want to start a family with you." He rest his forehead on yours, ocean blue eyes staring down at you. "If you want to back out now, I am also okay with it. I would never want to do something that you are not comfortable with." Your heart skip a beat at his words. This was the very man that you have married to. A kind and gentle soul that was willing to deny his own happiness just for yours.

"Is okay, I told you before that I wanted this. So please, do as you wish, make both of us parents." Upon hearing your words, all the blood in Neuvillette's body seems to have rushed to both of his cocks. His pale lips came crashing down on yours, hungrily devouring you. You gasped when he pinches on your harden nipple, his tongue taking this golden opportunity to slip inside your mouth, exploring every inch of it.

Your eyes widened in surprise when you felt the tip of his cock enlarging, your walls expanding to accommodate the size as something big and round slips into your womb. It seems like one of his cock was responsible for pushing the egg in while the other was just there to keep you nicely stretched. You pulled away from Neuvillette, a string of saliva attached to both of your lips, whimpering when you felt another egg entering your womb.

This whole process was testing the limits of your vagina. You start tearing up at the constant stretching of your walls, instinctively wanting to close your legs but a hand was immediately placed at the back of your thighs, stopping you from doing it.

"It will hurt more if you close your legs." Neuvillette whispers into your ear, his other hand snacking down to toy with your clit, trying to divert attention away from the pain. Your tear stained face breaks Neuvillette's heart, but he could only whisper sweet little nothings to you, telling you that he is so lucky so marry someone as beautiful as you, praising you for being able to take both of his cocks so well. You gripped onto his hand that was toying on your clit, body shaking when you felt the last egg being pushed into your womb, settling itself in it like it was meant to be there.

You look down to see a big bulge on your belly. The eggs were finally nestled inside your womb, safe from the outside. "Mhmmm... is it over?" You rub your eyes sleepily, suddenly feeling exhausted.

"Yes it is, love." Neuvillette's hand had switched to rubbing your folds up and down. He hums an old lullaby, the vibration of his chest lulls your tired state into sleep. Your husband position himself to lean onto the headboard while you sleep in his arms. His dicks were still inside you, not wanting to pull out as he did not want the eggs to slip out - or it could be just an excuse to do cockwarming.

His hand rubs your belly, feeling satisfied at his eggs being laid inside your womb.

Neuvillette thinks hard about what he can do to relieve you of your pain when you have to lay the eggs next time, especially since it's going to grow in size inside your belly.

[untiltheshadowscease]

accidentally mentioned i had been dissociating when talking to my mother and got to be lectured on why i shouldnt use terms like that because i clearly don't understand the ~implications~

...like ma'am I dissociate all the fucking time. idk what implications youre worried about but if they arent bullshit then theyre probably actually applicable lmao