#i am so well fed

[texasbama]

Beyoncé in the Texas Hold ‘Em (Official Visualizer)

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

rereading lies of Locke Lamora and Scott Lynch always delivers so well on ridiculous smart ass dialogue

[aj-lenoire]

look at this!!! LOOK!! AT!! THIS!!!

[fandom-hoarder]

Every time I start to think the domestication level of s11 in my head is simply my fandom brainrot, I rewatch it and I'm like, "Omg, I've actually downplayed it."

[rhaenyratargeryn]

Pacing about explaining to my mother what I love about hotd and the character nuances and the t e x t b o o k classical tragedy narratives and im just frothing at the mouth, screaming, crying, throwing up—

[marisashinx]

Azul is on to something here...

[rebelecho]

I want to learn how to code just so I can give back to ao3

[takaraphoenix]

NO WAY I WASN'T EXPECTING TO GET SOME ACTUAL FOOD IN SEASON 1

I AM BEING FED

OH. Oh I am being well fed. I am so going to take the context out of this one.

Oh my gosh no I love Mihawk just casually tracking Shanks down because Shanks mentioned Luffy long ago.

You came all that way to see him, there is no reason to play hard to get now, Mihawk.

[aprito]

sai attempts to update the gang on the latest team 7 + friends conspiracy theories

[elodieunderglass]

Mouse (1) is following in the skilled nonverbal communication steps of Bear(7) who never bothered to use more than one word until they were 3. By pointing, gesturing and saying “namnamnam” and “Ticky,” while leaning heavily on my parental psychic powers, Mouse clearly indicated “I want to feed a piece of ham to the chickens.” And so I gave them a piece of ham and opened the door, and that is exactly what they did. How precisely “nam nam , Ticky” tells me this, I could not say. And that is presumably why Mouse is going to follow the pattern of Bear.

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

[existential-queeer]

ABC, Oliver and Ryan after watching us clown for 6 seasons:

[balkanradfem]

Come to a chestnut roasting adventure with me!

I found all these chestnuts this morning, and realized it would be a good day to go and roast them. My only condition for this is that it didn't rain in the last few days, so I would be able to find dry wood for the fire. Here's the preparation:

I carved in little x's on the chestnuts, if you don't do this, they explode in the fire, I've tried it out! I gathered all my resources: an old pan, some newspapers, matches, some easily flammable sticks, and the chestnuts. I packed it in my backpack and added a bottle of water, which is also important!

Now we can start the adventure, here's where we're going:

We have arrived! Now let's see how our designated fire spot looks like:

It is, in fact, filled with mud. From here on, we are doing chores. The first chore is to find some rocks, and position them so they can hold the fire up, because the fire should not be lit on mud. There's plenty rocks around the river so this wasn't a lot of work!

The next chore is to find fuel for the fire. There's little branches, sticks, pieces of bark and wooden debris everywhere, so this is a matter of foraging. We are going around picking up little sticks and wooden logs!

It's almost like a little cleanup, the place looks nicer afterwards. Now, these need to be broken into smaller pieces, and sorted into categories of 'tiny branches, medium sticks, and big pieces of wood'. There we go:

It is a satisfying task, and a good way to figure out which pieces are truly dry; dry wood will snap easily, if it's bendy and refusing to break, then it's not the best idea to put it in a fire, it's going to cause a lot of smoke and refuse to catch on fire quickly.

Now we can build a fire!

I don't know what the professional way for this is, but I've been lighting fires since I was a kid so I got this. I want the fire to be as far away from mud as possible, and for it to draw oxygen from underneath, so I will first add a few of the biggest sticks, and light the fire on top of them. This will make sure the fire has air! Then I'm scrunching up some newspapers, and adding the driest little sticks on top of them. I'm not trying to make this part airy, I'm trying to surround the newspapers with pieces of wood completely, so the heat cannot escape! The more heat there is trapped under the wood, the easier it will all light up. Heat escaping out would be a waste.

It's all ready, I'm grabbing the matches and lighting the newspapers:

I took a video of how fast this fire started, and it was almost scary, I had to keep backing away to not get burned. This is 10 seconds after I lit the newspapers:

The fire is immediately successful, so much so that I added everything I found on it, and then had to go get more pieces of wood! The fire for roasting chestnuts needs to achieve a certain amount of heat before we can start; we need glowing embers. I let it burn for 15 minutes, and at that point it is so hot I can't even get near anymore, and I could see embers. Now the fire is to be rearranged so it can accommodate the pan!

I moved the wood around so the glowing embers were exposed and put the pan right on top of them; it's being held by other sturdy pieces of wood that are not going to fall apart easily.

While they were roasting, I took some time to make a little origami box out of newspapers, to put the chestnuts in when they're done. After about 20 minutes of roasting they were finished!

I tried one and they're perfect! And at this point if you remember to look up, there's a beautiful sunset going on in the river:

I went on to make a second batch, to share and have some for dinner later. By the time they were done, the sun set completely. Our roasting adventure went successful! Chestnuts were roasted, good times were had, sunsets were enjoyed. I made sure to put the fire out with water before leaving. My fingers still smell like fire!

[buckley-y]

buck and tommy: *literally just look at each other*

us:

[luthwhore]

superman (2023) #4 by joshua williamson & jamal campbell

[xuxudio]

successfully choosing the most doomed ship in any media since 1999