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zealfruity · 8 months

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Brushed my teeth so good tonight guys you wont even believe how good i just brushed my teeth. My mouth will never have a germ in it again i can feel it. Germ free zone forever. Im so powerful

#zeal talks #oral hygiene #the mental illness is not illnessing as much tonight folks!!!!#or perhaps its illnessing even more #who knows #i am so clean

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hollowboobtheory · 1 year

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playing the pseudopatient like lol get washed idiot

#i am so clean #beck rambles #this is a nursing joke it's ok if you don't get it

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reineydraws · 1 year

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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #batman #red hood #dc red hood #they have one of those relationships where jason outright says he loves alfred the most and alfred refuses to say he has a fave grandkid #but it's kind of just concensus that it's jason cuz he's the only one allowed in the kitchen #i am also a heavy believer in the hc that for a while there jason wouldnt meet up with anyone but alfred #and theyd meet for tea and stuff outside the manor #i love those fics #i was gonna draw an in-between angsty one where alf has a picnic by jay's grave with tea and cake for two but i dont have the energy 😅#i was also gonna draw a red hood and agent A one with the guns they were cleaning but again: no more energy 💀#mb i'll save that one for later. i still love the idea so much. :')

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gffa · 11 months

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So you're telling me, after I finally got the laundry in the washer, I also have to wash the dishes? But that's it, right? They're clean forever after that, right? No more laundry, no more dishes ever again? Okay I'll be all right then I can do that much.

#lumi.txt #i am so tired of cleaning

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captainjonnitkessler · 1 year

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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video'#that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up'#like what??? does that even fucking mean????#construction

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choccy-milky · 2 months

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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕

#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever #also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh #also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #choccyart #clora clemons #lewis sallow #celeste sallow #also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO #we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer #and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee #clean shaven

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hinamie · 2 months

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*catboys ur shounen protag*

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #yuuji #fanart #jjk fanart #boss shes drawing shirtless catboys.............#listen i just bought the mewji plush ive been in a Mood ok #u all can forgive me im sure #i rly liked the original mewji sketch that i did last night but fr some reason when i went to clean it i could not get th expression??#it just looked so off and kind of uncanny and not like yuuji at all #so i scapped it :) hes less scrunchy faced now #also. gomenyasai i am still guilty of doubling up on human/cat ears....#espECIALLY with a haircut like yuujis it is beyond me how to omit them #if anyone can make it work u r a better artist than i #anyway im so happy the trend of like. putting ur ref pic next to the finished piece exists #adds a lil layer of visual interest i think !!!#plus i for one think its neat seeing what other ppl use fr ref #i realized while drawing this tht its been a minute since my last boy without a shirt on #every time i get to draw torso muscles i am like i shld do this more often !!! and then i never do #bc the only thing i like more than rendering muscles is a cute fit GHJFJHFGSHg #anyway itadori mewji ladies and gays enjoy <3 #i have ! places 2 b !#'why were u late' . uh .

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mortis-art · 11 months

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that scene was a screenshot of dream daddy gameplay

#loki #loki season 2 #lokius #mobius #thinking about this since I saw this scene but painting bgs is not fun #and the dd style is so clean and neat and i am not clean and neat #but I needed to draw this

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delicourse · 8 months

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been watching dungeon meshi...🌱

#marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #girl i dont know what tags are right.#deliart #normally i stay away from the fantasy medieval rpg etc aesthetic but this anime is nice so far ! felt a little refreshing.#i appreciate the textured linework in the anime. although as someone who also does that. i really felt the slight bleed on the colors #in some spots. i wanted to get in there to fix it soo bad in the beginning #textured linework requires a lot of effort to look clean.....but it looks lovely. seems difficult if u gotta color a whole animation #id do neat linework for this but i am base sketch pen for linework pilled rn. post more work less #got more serious wips currently but those are all on the backburner<3 sorrie.....

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thespacesay · 5 months

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apartment dwellers, or those with communal laundry situations.

feel free to explain your choice in the tags, especially how polite/impolite you view your choice.

#is this because i think it's impolite to not clean the lint tray after you use the dryer? yes #but i also am curious how common that belief is #i just don't really feel like cleaning up after someone else's stuff y'know?#but also i want my clothes lint free and to not start fires #so i clean it both before and after

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pearl-kite · 8 months

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I made a pillow!

It took four months of non-stop cross-stitching, but I finally finished a pattern I bought from @8pxl a little bit ago, and tonight in a bizarre burst of productivity I finally sewed a back to it and stuffed it into a cute little pillow! It ended up being pretty much perfectly sized for a neck pillow, but I'm a bit worried about it getting dirty that way.

I highly recommend the patterns from 8xpl's shop, there are SO many gorgeous ones to choose from. I might end up getting another one soon o3o

#cross stitch #embroidery #fiber art #fiber crafts #cross stitching #xstitch #needlepoint #needlecraft #I went so long without drawing because I KNEW if I put this aside for anything I'd nver pick it up again #because that's how I usually am with cross stitch #but I finished it about a month ago and todday for some reason was just the day that I spontaneously finished the rest of thee project #I would have liked to do a nicer pillow #like with that piping kindd of stuff along the edge?#but if I actually waited to get some of that it'd never happen #so super basic straight lines around the edges flip insid out stuff an stitch down the opening #no zippeer #it will NOT be easy to clean so I need to be careful with it #but it is absolutely a perfect neck pillow on the back of my couch right now

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saltedbiscuiit · 14 days

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Silly 15!skk comic that I sketched awhile ago and dont remember what compelled me to draw this

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damian-lil-babybat · 24 days

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'Dead Poets Society' gang

Headcanon that these four drop poetry and literature quotes on their conversations unprompted.

Jason 'English-major-I-only-visit-the-manor-for-the-library' Todd-Wayne

Damian 'I-master-liberal-arts-unlike-you-plebs-PHD-holder' al Ghul-Wayne

Cassandra 'I-learn-English-thru-Shakespeare-as-god-intended' Cain-Wayne

Duke 'only-title-holder-of-vigilante-poet-and-will-cuss-you-just-as-poetically' Thomas-(future) Wayne

#My background is ass #I promise to practice but omg i am losing motivation coz its too ugly #started putting some on coloring that i started being happy about it #But my background is level toddler i hate it #the patience and discipline to make my lines straight and clean is nonexistent gdi...why did past me choose library gdi #Just writing some Duke in my fics and this image of them all just made me wanna do art...Duke is a poet and writes stories u kno?#Duke is not a wayne yet...and is not dead yet...but with how comics goes then its just a matter of time lol #They're all in school here...Cass and Jason are college watching over their juniors in high school #everyone use cardigans but Jason like his leather so no thanks lol #Duke and Cass in outsiders are cute #jason todd #dc comics #damian wayne #fanart #robin #cassandra cain #duke thomas #inking & background study #Damian is now 14!!!! He's getting old...he's like a baby yesterday omg #I need to stop obsessing over this so i posted a WIP so i can continue writing my fic!!! argh #Im gonna watch youtube tutorials again on drawing bookshelves coz i cannot do this without guidance

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xochimillilili · 5 months

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Shout out to being so so fucking needy and whiny that you just stupidly hump and rut into a poor little plushie while whining like a pathetic dumb pet who misses its owner

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enduracarrotchips · 1 year

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encounter

#I am so normal abt these 2 characters who have never met #anyway don’t question what’s going on in this piece cause idk. like. yea idk #why r they here…? idk MBBB #pls lmk if u have any ideas #I’m thinking it’s their ‘fated duel’ or however it’s been hyped up by irodori/wanderer quest #genshin impact #kazuscara #kaedehara kazuha #scaramouche #wanderer #kazuha #consistency? i don’t know her #btw once this is cleaned up more I will print it!! for con

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capricioussun · 4 months

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2am post jumpscare

#found this and wanted to clean it up rq lol #these guys don’t deserve it ✌️😔#well probably idk #idk anything abt dream just that ppl either make him super effeminate or a horrible person a lot #<- tapping on the door of sans peoples club #do you guys even like him or #/j #except for sunny he seems nice :*)#but man when it comes to the others it 100% feels like ‘well this story/fic/comic needs a villain sooo’#like. I’m not a shooter for sf sans at all but like. ppl don’t even bother making him a sans most of the time it’s like they just turn him #into some anime villain or smth. what to hell #and do NOT even get me started on uf Papyrus Chara and Flowey I will chew through concrete #snow and hail #undertale #underfell #swapfell #undertale dream #is his AU just called dreamtale I genuinely don’t know #I think so #underfell papyrus #flowey #chara #undertale chara #undertale flowey #swapfell sans #god I am NOT used to tagging so many characters #bye

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