#i am quite interested in wesper

[clarissaweasley-10]

i have officially started reading Six of Crows!!!

@jkriordanverse @randomfandom-3 @isthataraccoon !!

[hotpinkmurex]

Thank you for the tag @mothboypoison. This was indeed fun.

✨️Fanfic Writer Interview✨️

How many works do you have an ao3?

Seven. But most are longfics.

Your top 5 stories by kudos/likes:

Words are not the only things that matter

What's Truth But What We Say It Is - Pretty Woman Wesper

A Summer of (Not Quite) Love

A Little More Light Role Play - Real Life Wesper Fairytale

Still Small Hours - A Wesper Love Story

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes. I love talking fanfic. It feeds my soul.

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

This will have to be relative as I am only interested in writing happy endings, but "A Summer of (Not Quite) Love" has the least clear-cut resolution.

What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

Pretty Woman.

Do you write crossovers?

Nope.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes. And proudly. 71% of the time! And it is explicit, M/M smut since my current blorbos are men.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No. Eeew. Writing is for me an "alone-time" activity. That is the primary basis of its appeal.

What's your all-time favourite ship?

Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck from Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone

What's a WIP you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

I currently have two unfinished WIPs, but it was a moment of personal growth abandoning the first one, and I have no plans to finish it. It felt like homework. And this is supposed to be fun.

My current WIP, which in my mind, was going to be finished by the summer (LOL), is currently only halfway done. But I will finish it. However, life is taking over, and that happy end seems far, far away...

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and characters.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Titles (see above).

Writing as an omniscient narrator.

Time-transitions.

Fantastical elements.

Action scenes.

Anything light.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I would do it if it added to the story, e.g., the character (like the reader) doesn't understand what is being said so it adds to the feeling of being lost. However, when I read it in classic books (looking at you Jane Eyre!) it just bothers me. I guess the expectation is the reader would be cultured and educated and would understand it, but I am neither of these things so it just frustrates me. However, Six of Crows features many constructed languages so I do have fun adding in elements of that to my stories.

What is a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

Not a lie, not a joke, but my brain is currently (against my will), developing a complex, queer-acceptance storyline, based on a pair of squirrels in my kid's bedtime book. So I guess... Spontaneous Cyril/Plan-Ahead Bruce

What's your favourite fic you have written?

Until recently I would have said Pretty Woman, but I re-read a chapter yesterday (for reasons) and WOW. It is super cringe. So I will provisionally say my current WIP, because though it may not be brilliant, only the prologue makes me sweaty with shame. But I have to follow through and finish it first.

Tagging @stormkpr @dreamtigress @avalonia320 if interested 😊

[mcmactictac]

Yes I’ve heard mixed things about the new season and as someone who has only read six of crows and half of crooked kingdom am incredibly confused? Yes! But I’ve also heard people say that this was not meant to be an exact adaptation and that Leigh knew and was ok with that.

As a stand-alone series? It’s great. Definitely weird having some parts be so accurate to the book and then others be completely different but idk I think it’s still interesting and well done. The cast did a great job, it still keeps a lot of the same themes, and while I agree some of the crows storylines feel a little rushed (idk what they plan to do with Jesper and inej now since they’ve basically gone through their arcs) it’s still an interesting and compelling narrative that’s given us lots of great new content too.

The wesper content was wonderful and given the amount of slow burns the show already has I’m ok with it having sped up quite a bit. Plus they’re absolutely adorable and I’m always a fan of seeing healthy queer relationships and mlm relationships that are allowed to be soft and gentle and not overly aggressive and sexualized. They’re lovely and they’re both doing a great job

As a kanej enjoyer I definitely feel like we got robbed a bit with the second half of the season but again the church scene was lovely and I do love a good slow burn, the pacing of it is just. Confusing me since inej’s arc is like. Done.

But I liked it! Costume designers slayed as always, some great dialogue, lovely additional plots, I loved having some longer episodes and getting to see a little more backstory from the crows. I feel like if you treat them like two separate entities you can enjoy both more. I heard it referred to as “high budget fanfiction” and honestly I can’t complain about that yk? It knows what it is and it’s doing it pretty well, especially combining two different narratives

[argikiya]

First of all, Shadow and Bone season 2 released on the most unfortunate time and in between my exams, but today was the last one and me and my non existent self-control have managed to binge watch it. And I have finally made up my mind about what to think of this new season.

I saw a post that said that for the book readers the series is like a very well written fanfiction. I obviously loved the books but it is like seeing your favorites from a different point of view, and I can’t say that I did not enjoy it.

What I loved: Even though they changed a lot of plotline and the character relationships I think they did justice to the characters and for some made them more interesting. Like most of us can agree Mal and Alina is quite a bland ship, though it remains the same, but Mal’s character in here is way better than the books. Mainly I like his change of story line in the last episode, it was quite interesting. Kaz’s backstory was shown pretty well. His trauma and past was touching and not just another random backstory. Next is the Darkling. I think his character has a lot of depth than the books. His last monologue was my favorite. In the books he is kind of like a pure evil character but here he is more of a perfect grey character and I appreciate this change. As for Wesper, even though I loved the slow burn romance, I very much enjoyed the speed-run. It’s like we get to know more of their relationship after Crooked Kingdom but for those who haven’t read the book I don’t know what they thought of it. I can only recommend them to go and read the books.

The Little things: I loved the little interactions between Inej and Alina. Inej's the cool as fuck action scenes OH MY GOD. The Crows saving everyone’s ass. Wylan saving the crow’s ass. Zoyalai interactions. All the Kanej moments from the books had me screaming. I love the angst. Tolya and Tamar, the coolest duo. Mathias😭

I hated: Mostly these are also the little things. Inej’s backstory, I don’t think they are going to show it more but it would have put more dynamic in her character. Kaz already telling he is looking for her family. NO! You were supposed to surprise her with it Kaz. Nina did not get a lot of action in the second half, she was mostly injured here and there. Kaz and Nikolai interactions was not supposed to go like that. And let's not talk about Genya and David just yet.

What’s next: I can only guess they are going to focus on King of Scars and Six of Crows, if there is a next season (can’t put my faith in netflix), and I guess Wylan’s backstory and his father will be kind of main plot of it, which I am very eager to see.

Honestly the first trilogy(s&b) is not the best installment of the Grishaverse and there is lot of potential in the plot and the characters if they change it correctly and I hope the changes would not be disappointing, while the SoC plotline and character dynamic is kind of perfect, so the less they change on that the better. And lastly, the last cliffhanger had me very intrigued for what comes next.

[jeanmoreaux]

(reread anon) One of the things that bugged me the most was Tolya, unfortunately. In the books he's so quiet and serious and devoted and in the show he's this comic relief and I did not vibe with that at all. And then that they took plot points from all the five books and mashed them into one season. That Nikolai already is infected but that it was a Volcra and not punishment from the darkling. That Alina didn't lose her powers and that Inej's Story and trauma was not explored or explained enough. wesper, I didn't like how "smol" they made wylan, it made me a bit icky and how they didn't make him smart or clever in the show. I could go on but you've already mentioned most of the things already haha

noooo you're so, so right about tolya. like what did they do to his character?!?!? i am almost done with my siege & storm reread and there is barely any overlap between book!tolya and show!tolya. in the books, he's such a sternly calm yet imposing presence and he's very devoted to alina & his faith. in the show, he's just kind of there, trying to recite poetry and swinging his katana? idk it's very weird for sure ((also, the thing they did with him and inej???? HUH???)). ((and don't even get me started on tamar and the tamadia neglect lmaooo. so bad.)). godddd, they really randomly picked plot points for this season, didn't they? it truly feels more like a disjointed highlight real than a coherent story. and then the scenes don't even hit because they lack necessary emotional build-up and characterisation because there is no proper narrative set-up 😭😭 in this fictional universe, it simply doesn't work to take storylines out of context and mess with the timeline like this. ((yes, i am still VERY bitter about the pekka rollins stuff............)). you're right, my boys, nikolai and wylan, suffered so much as well. their characterisations ranged from reductive to one-dimensional to kind of okay to feeble to downright stupid. nikolai is more layered then the show even tried to show. i know the writers said they are were not interested in exploring the nikolai merzost infection in any physical way, but i personally think that's such a missed opportunity. the entire thing of transforming into a monster and dealing with that and how that trauma affects your psyche and your self-perception is SO INTERESTING. it's also a great metaphor in an of itself, later on as a physical reminder of the pszchological trauma as well. and ofc the whole king of scars thing is just kind of 🤷‍♀️ now. and as you mentioned, having a nichevo'ya (?) infect him is just..... less powerful then it being retribution from the darkling. it kind of takes from both their storylines and developments. alina not losing her powers (and sun summoning powers not emerging in the other people) was SUCH a disappointment. literally did not want This Kind of "girlbossification" of alina, but here we are. making her a shadow summoner was...a Choice for sure. this entire last episode was a Choice. and not a particular sensible one. ngl the inej thing is probably one of the things that makes me angriest. they have such an interesting and well-rounded character to work with and instead of exploring inej as a (main) character in her own right they choose to make her a supporting act in the kaz-brekker-show. it's just so frustrating. and yeah, wesper were quite a let-down. i get what you mean about the dynamic feeling weird. it's just not really wesper to me, you know. and, like i mentioned earlier, wylan's characterisation is so ??????? i don't understand why they even went this "smolification" route. he's a cunning little bitch and instead of leaning into that they chose to take it and throw it out the window??? another writing decision in this show i simply do not understand. like, WHY DID THEY FEEL THE NEED TO DO THAT???!! TBH WHY DID THEY FEEL THE NEED TO DO ANY THEY DID???!?! even now that i have had time to sit with the season for a bit, i am still baffled by so many choices. most of the changes they made were either boring or weird or just unnecessary, and quite frankly, make me angrier the more i think about them. their narrative decisions literally only took from the story while adding nothing of value.

[gemstarstarlight]

last song: Will you cry? by Gracie Abrams. I have a suspicion about my #1 Spotify Wrapped artist this year…

last show: Uhhhhhhhh…crap what was it…I guess Cinema Therapy? OH I did start The Good Place, but I only watch it with one friend and that was a few months ago so I don’t think it counts (only a couple episodes in, sitcoms aren’t quite my thing so it’s kinda hard to watch but it’s very good and has an intellectual center that makes it bearable). I almost never watch TV shows anymore. I just watch YouTube. Almost exclusively.

currently watching: When two of your mutuals post about the same show you start to get curious, and I finally started watching Shadow and Bone (the wesper definitely helped; Wylan and Jesper are exactly my favorite type of characters). I’m watching it a little at a time and so far it’s lovely! I didn’t know anything about the Alina plot, which makes me nervous because it’s clearly a main part of the plot. But even that’s interesting (I’m at episode 3 right now so 🤞). I’m also watching Drawfee, but I’m always watching Drawfee.

currently reading: (I’m pasting these from another tag because nothing has changed including my progress 😂) Not In It To Win It by Andy Stanley and The Practice of the Presence of God by Brother Laurence and Misreading Scripture with Individualist Eyes by E. Randolph Richards and Richard James. I also decided to try reading The Westing Game because it’s funny and I need something else to do, apparently 🙄🤣 why am I like this?

current obsession: Stray Kids and The Crows.

Tagging the usual suspects @taketwoinink @9-circles-of-l @venusqq @insurance-gfs @thatfaecreature and I think that will be enough to circulate to everyone else.

Thanks for the tag @mycatnamedlily !

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Last song: Not exactly sure, but let's say it's "Canciones de Amor" by Julieta Venegas.

Last show: Last show I watched all the way through is Young Royals, but that was a couple months ago now.

Currently watching: Just finished the first episode of the new series of Taskmaster and it is *so good* I mean it's always good, but I was laughing out loud from the get-go, and this is the first series in a while where I really don't know anything about any of the contestants. I also still need to finish The Sandman and I really want to watch the new season of Shadow & Bone!

Currently reading: I ordered Open Veins of Latin America by Eduardo Galeano after reading a quote from the introduction on here. It is gorgeously written and translated, it's the kind if book that makes me remember that I love to read. The content is really difficult, but important to read. I've been really focusing on learning more about Latin American history, and I'm glad I came across this book.

Current obsession: Probably Taskmaster if I'm being honest. I've been listening to the podcast on my commute, and it's just such good, wholesome fun, with very very little drama, and I love that.

No-pressure tags:

@skinnyscottishbloke @turniptitaness @inconveniently-discorporated @barrowsteeth @itcamefromthesea-blog @chaotic-autumn @skyisverybored

[wy-van-sunshine]

wesper fanfic!

Author’s note: I have read so many fanfics in which Wylan feels different from Jesper’s world and lifestyle, somehow out of place and he’s sad about it, but since I always want to see things from other perspectives I want to write something in which Jesper is the one feeling “wrong” for the way Wylan lives his life. I really hope you’ll like this!

The stage lights shone on the beautiful flautist’s red hair, enlightening his silver flute and isolating him in the only spot of warm light in the entire theatre: the music he played was so full of harmony and peace, it was as if Wylan existed in a parallel world made of his own music and emotions.

The public was lucky enough to be allowed to observe that world from the outside, taking part in it through the celestial notes that Wylan played in the most natural way, almost as if they were an extension of his soul.

Jesper was in a private place, hidden from the rest of the people but from where he could have the best view of his boyfriend: he often mocked him about his “graceful serenades”, but whenever he played on stage he couldn’t help but admire the unique talent the merchling had and fall in love with that music not so many months ago he didn’t even care about.

Jesper smiled. In any other occasion he would have called himself an idiot for that, but now he really couldn’t do anything else but keep that peaceful expression on his face, his chin resting on his hand as he stared at Wylan on stage, his gaze filled with love and admiration.

The magic lasted forever, but it was also so brief: before anyone wanted him to, Wylan played the last notes and he finally smiled, looking at the point where he knew Jesper was and bowing to the whole public who was applauding and cheering him hard. 

Every time the redhead had a concert, the night was so difficult to end: he exited the theatre and almost everyone was waiting him there to see and talk to him. Wylan was so grateful for that, but at the same time he always met Jesper’s eyes among all people and some parts of him wanted nothing but run to him and hug him. However, he was a polite musician and he always stopped to talk with his public.

Jesper looked at Wylan’s blue, shiny eyes with pride: he was so happy everytime after a concert and the sharpshooter would have paid a million kruge to see that expression on him every second of his life. 

“Hey there, boy!” Jesper turned his head to his left and saw a middle aged couple “You are the flautist’s boyfriend, am I right?” asked the man.

“Yes, yes I am” he answered smiling “Did you enjoy the concert? I don’t know much about this world, but I really think he’s the best out there” 

The woman nodded “His music sounds so graceful! I bet he’d play some parts of Tchaikovski’s pieces like no one ever has”

“You’re right, my dear! And what about the concerts by Mozart? He would enchant the public! What do you think, boy?”

“Jesper, you can call me Jesper” said the Zemeni, then smiled, a little embarassed “I... actually, as I said before I really don’t know much about this musical world, but... well, I think Wylan would be amazing in any occasion...?”

Jesper couldn’t quite decipher the gaze the couple exchanged: they looked... disappointed in his answer, but what could he do about it? He had just been honest. Luckily, Wylan finally came and he didn’t have to think about it anymore. 

“Jes!” Wylan called with a huge smile on his lips, throwing his arms around his waist. The sharpshooter released a breath and hugged him back “You were a Saint up there” he said. 

The redhead hugged him harder, but then he felt a hand tap his shoulder and he turned his head, meeting the old man’s gaze. He smiled politely “Good evening, sir!”

The couple started talking with Wylan about the same topic they tried to discuss with Jesper, but this time they found someone who understood everything they said and the chat became more and more interesting to Wylan, more and more uncomfortable to Jesper.

He was there, trying to follow the conversation, but he got lost among weird composer’s names and numbers of concerts and operas. He could see how Wylan was loving all of that and how he was feeling comfortable, and suddenly he felt wrong. 

Music was one of Wylan’s greatest passions and what did he know about it? Bach and Mozart were names he had only heard, “Cage” was a place to be imprisoned in, “Chopin” was a funny word similar to what you did when you went to the mall. He knew absolutely nothing about it. He knew nothing about one of the most important things to his boyfriend. 

After minutes which felt like eras for Jesper, Wylan took leave of the couple and grabbed Jesper’s hand, smiling as usual “Shall we go home?”

Jesper tried to smile back, but he couldn’t. He just nodded and started walking. Their way back home was not long, but it passed in silence, Wylan thinking about the night and Jesper about how everything about himself felt wrong. Sometimes Wylan looked over the sharpshooter: he was silent and that was something to worry about, but he had no idea about what was going on in his head and he said nothing until they arrived home.

Without a word, Jesper placed a kiss on Wylan’s head and immediately reached for their bedroom, throwing himself on the bed and staring at the ceiling, his head almost in pain for his thoughts. 

About fifteen minutes later, the merchling entered the room with a smoking cup in his hand, reached the bed and sit next to Jesper’s body, looking at him. He knew he was sad or worried about something: those were the only - rare - occasions in which the Zemeni didn’t speak, even though Wylan was sure his head was screaming. Anyways, he knew in those occasions Jesper loved to dissolve his thoughts in a cup of hot cocoa, so that was exactly what he had prepared for him as soon as they got home. 

“Hey there” he said softly, placing a hand on Jesper’s shoulder “Take this”

The sharpshooter gave him a weak smile and took the cup in his hand: he sit against the wall in order to be able to drink it better. Still, he didn’t say a word.

“What’s wrong?” Wylan asked, now a little worried. Usually after the first sip of cocoa the sharpshooter started talking, but now he was silent and the redhead was silently panicking. Had he done something wrong? It wouldn’t be the first time, after all he was not perfect, in fact he was the exact opposite of perfection.

“Ioneserveu”

Wylan didn’t understand what Jesper said as he murmured with such low voice, his eyes fixed on the cocoa. 

“What? What is it?” 

The sharpshooter released a long breath and he finally looked up at his boyfriend: meeting his beautiful blue eyes made him feel even worse.

“I don’t deserve you” he said with a painful smile. 

Wylan felt a shot straight to his heart: the gray eyes that were looking at him were a storm, they were troubled, they were honest. 

“What the fuck are you saying, Jesper?” 

“There, I got you saying the f-word” 

“Stop joking. What does I don’t deserve you mean?”

“It’s a very simple Kerch sentence. I don’t feel like I’m enough for you and I don’t think I actually am”

Wylan took Jesper’s hand in his and talked with broken voice “But why? We’ve been together for almost a year now, Jes. Where is this coming from?”

Jesper huffed, he was not comfortable with that talk. He wanted to tell Wylan how he was feeling, but he wasn’t good at dealing with emotions; moreover, what if his boyfriend hadn’t noticed his differences yet? What if he was the one to point them out to him and ruin their relationship forever?

“I feel like I’m wasting your time here. These months were amazing for me, but for you? Tonight I saw how your eyes shine when you talk about music and all those composers, and I see that same joy when you explain to me your impossible equations or the way you build bombs, and I smile and I nod because I know how much that stuff means to you, but I don’t understand anything and- how long can this last? How long before you get tired of-” 

Jesper suddenly stopped: he couldn’t finish the sentence. If he said that last word out loud, the whole feeling would become real and he really didn’t want to burst into tears in front of Wylan. 

...me? How long before you get tired of me?

The sharpshooter found himself in a whole new situation: in seventeen years of life he never once thought anybody could get tired of him, he did his best to be as energetic as possible and people loved being around him. But Wylan was no ordinary boy: he was so special and he didn’t deserve someone as ordinary as Jesper felt. 

He stared at his merchling, looking for an answer he wasn’t sure he wanted to hear: but Wylan was smiling softly at him, not a sign of concern on his pale face. He got nearer to the sharpshooter and he kissed him, slowly dragging his body down with his. They were now laying next to each other, Wylan had for the first time ever Jesper’s head resting on his chest - it was always the opposite as their heights were clearly different. 

After kissing Jesper on his head, Wylan spoke in a whisper “Are you happy with me, Jes?” 

The sharpshooter was enjoing being cuddled by his boyfriend, he had calmed down a little, but he still felt like he didn’t deserve all those attentions.

“Yes Wy, I am happy. I am so happy. And because of that I’m afraid I’ll screw everything up”

“You want to know why I fell in love with you in the first place?” 

Jesper grinned “Not if then you’re going to dump me because I’ve ruined everything”

Wylan gently slapped him on the neck “I would never want to be without you, you idiot” 

“Fine then” Jesper allowed, his heart beating faster for what his boyfriend just said.

Before talking, Wylan started caressing Jesper’s dark hair “I have built bombs and explosives in my life, Jesper. And I know a lot of things about chemistry. When I met you, I felt like everything I knew about explosions was nothing compared to you. You are a living bomb, and I’m saying it with a positive meaning: you are like a constant explosion of energy, you don’t just burst once, you keep on doing it and that is the exact energy I didn’t know I needed in my life. You have no scientific explanation and I love it”

Jesper breathed heavily and Wylan thought the was holding back tears: he took his chin in his hand and he lifted his head, looking into his eyes just to find out they were actually wet. The redhead smiled at him.

“I don’t care if you don’t know things about music or maths or anything else, one boring nerd is enough in a coulple, don’t you think?” 

Jesper laughed “You’re my favourite nerd, you know”

“I should hope so! Anyways, I asked you whether you’re happy with me and there’s a reason for that: when we got togther, I had the same worries about myself. You were a charming, extroverted thief and I didn’t feel like I could fit in your world. But then one day you hugged me and I thought I feel like I fit in these arms. I understood I was happy with you, and to me that was enough. If you’re happy with me as well, then we don’t have to worry about anything else”

“Saints, you really are a poet, Van Sunshine” said Jesper with a grin, but before Wylan could reply he reached for his lips and he kissed him for long, silently thanking him for everything he said, for everything he gave him not just in that moment, but every day since they met. 

Maybe their worlds were different, but while kissing and hugging and looking for more, Wylan and Jesper couldn’t help but notice how perfect they were for each other: their lips matched, their hands coincided perfectly, their bodies completed each other. 

They were happy together and they loved each other. 

And yes, that was far more than enough. 

[grishaversebigbang]

#48–Tsar Punks

Project Info

Gang name: Tsar Punks

Working title: things said very quietly

Synopsis: A story following Wylan as he attempts to carry on after all that’s happened. Featuring: mothers that aren’t dead, lanky Zemini boys, and a house that seems a stranger and a friend all at once.

(Alternatively: lots of Wesper, Marya Hendriks, no small amount of emotional pain, and a dinner party.)

Short excerpt: “Wylan?” Jesper asked, his heart pounding in his throat like a trapped bird.     Wylan didn’t look up from the piano, slender fingers moving above the monochrome keys like a dancer on a stage. There was nothing about him that Jesper didn’t find beautiful in that moment, nothing about him that wasn’t elegant and worthy of a thousand elegies. The music—or maybe just Wylan’s proximity, fiery curls and freckles like stars on a porcelain sky—made him feel a bit drunk, like he was disconnected from his body. Like his thoughts weren’t quite his own, but those of an exact replica of him; essentially the same, but somehow different.

“Hmm?” he hummed, to show that he was listening.

He swallowed down acrid fear.

“I think I might be in love with you.”

Gang Introduction

Username: @une-danse-macabre Role: etherealnik Short introduction/fun fact: greetings and salutations! my name is tehsin (she/her) and I have yet to be devoured by any wendigos or fair folk. my fun fact is that, three years ago, I carved out my heart and buried it in the woods. there is now a tree growing there. it bleeds real blood sometimes! also, I’m always cold.

Username: @wylansketterdam Role: healer Short introduction/fun fact: hiya! I’m emma, sleep deprived 99% of the time and I read/write stories instead of doing homework

Username: @itsbrilliantjustlikeyou Role: healer Short introduction/fun fact: hiya my name is zoe and the only nightmare I remember from my childhood was about a really big ladybug

Username: @wylanbewildin Role: heartrender Short introduction/fun fact: hey there! i’m autumn (she/her), and i love wylan almost as much as i love women. some of my other interests include listening to the same three songs on repeat, projecting onto my favorite characters, and writing characters of my own that will hopefully make it into a book someday!

Username: @sixofass Role: materialnik Short introduction/fun fact: what’s up my dudes I'm Lucy and uh my ears are weirdly sensitive to pressure change so i can tell when it’s about to rain but only like ~5 minutes beforehand and only if I'm outside. TL;DR I have the world’s most useless superpower 

Username: @clearlynotclaire Role: materialnik Short introduction/fun fact: despite my user, i am in fact claire. The only thing notable about me is that i once slept for 16 hours straight after my first finals season in university and woke up not knowing what century it was so yeah.

Username: @drawfulneutral Role: materialnik Short introduction/fun fact: g’day gang, i’m ellie, I used to eat strawberries by the handful as a kid but now i’m allergic. I can still remember how they taste, but I can't eat them. I am in hell.