#i am patient 0

[cazluvsu]

jalen brunson is a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops

[i-am-a-fan]

I wanna ask about your favorite OC You know Chan Kimili I am now interested, though only when you have time to ramble about it. I shall sit in this ask for as long as i can

I WILL MAKE TIME FOR IT!!! Super long post with images.

Okay! So this is Chan Kiimili' a Geoffroy’s Spider Monkey-based 'celestial' monkey.

I use the term 'celestial' very loosely because, while they are not a regular monkey demon, they are based on ancient Mayan culture. As a result, I wouldn't really say that they are a lmk oc, but since I ended up tying their storyline with Bo Fu's they kinda got roped into the mess.

Powers: They have illusion and light magic where they can summon small rays of light that appear as the person's worst fears. They initially used this power to create an almost barrier around their area, but in more modern times, they use it to help people get over their pasts.

Origins: Their abnormal nature comes from them being originally a warrior spirit who was chosen by Ah Puch, the Mayan god of death and beginnings, to kill a chosen priest of Quetzalcoatl to ensure that their tribe would be safe. A rough sketch of Ah Puch has been drawn out and placed under where it's a bloated owl-like figure with a human skull as an almost maskish face.

However, the tribe didn't take to Chan very well. Imagine you are just trying to survive the night and this ghost-like figure with the stench of death walks to your family. (I have the comic linked here!) This led to Chan 'dehumanizing' themselves and only seeing themselves as an object to protect the tribe.

Then they met the priestess. The only other demon that ever treated Chan like another person, because she knew what it was like to be an object of fate. They end up playing games where they try and 'kill' each other, but the other person always seems to find a way to escape.

However, when the gods choose something, you have to obey.

I love them so much and I am constantly working on them in my head.

[beanghostprincess]

With Sanuso week coming up I might reply to your asks a bit late :(( You all know I absolutely adore seeing you in my inbox but it takes a lot of time to write the proper replies you deserve and between irl work and my own writing it's a bit too much... So please be patient, sweeties <3

[sandboxer]

for drabble ask: shelly de killer putting on lingerie

or

manfred von karma taking a bubble bath 😇

Every layer is armor, and immaculate dressing ensures security. Especially these garments, unseen as they are. A strong foundation, an immaculate foundation, lends itself to the effortless execution of a contract. Shelly requires of himself finesse in all things.

So his lingerie collection is extensive, to say the least. Every stitch in his closet is crucial, though, to continued excellence in his chosen field. Corsets, bralettes, stockings, stays, garters—all tools of the trade. 

It’s five past six on a Thursday, and it is time to dress for the field. Shelly stands in front of the tall mirror in his walk-in closet as a blank canvas. A vulnerable thing in need of protection. The walls are lined in armor.

He starts with a thong, refined and reliable black lace that he knows hugs his hips without digging in. He runs his thumb across the fabric as he holds it in his hand, inspecting it briefly for tears or pulls. Once cleared, he steps into the garment and smooths it over his hips. It’s not one of his custom pieces, so there’s just barely enough room for his cock, but it fits perfectly well enough for the job. In the mirror, a delicate thing stares back at him.

Next is a bralette, simple and sheer. The black mesh dips low on his chest, and the silk band clasps in the front���a preference learned after years of inelegant attempts to maneuver hooks in their traditional place on the back. He slips it on, and once clasped, smooths a hand down his chest and the raised stitches that run down his front. A single pink scar slashed across his left pec peeks out from beneath the soft material. In the mirror like this, he could almost mistake himself for flesh and blood. 

Send me prompts for ~300 word drabbles

[baby-xemnas]

love talking to you guys thanks

[stephofromcabin12]

If I am in a hole that means that I am literally having brain rot that won’t stop for months

Sure it’s a good thing also can I have a

🫒

I see😅 - sorry for the brain rot lol

And why yes, yes you can

[share an LC spoiler out of context]

[2truehearts]

the one time i fully open up i get hit w the "ur speech is so complicated" + "idk how this is a compliment" hjfjssfdksjjhs

[phonydiaries]

first draft of my next P x reader fic is done!! Final draft should be finished and ready to post sometime tomorrow :D

[yooniesim]

Collective and final post should've just been an apology and a promise to do better. But I guess that's just too much to hope for.

[beyblaiddyd]

i was just a major asshole to my mom but to be fair to me i think anyone would be

[snarltoothed]

i should probably be trying to identify which foods make my intestines unhappy but i’m gonna be honest i don’t think cutting out dairy and bread and added sugar will help with the anhedonia like am i happy when i’m bloated and my ass hurts? no! but i’m also not happy when my brain refuses to produce dopamine and i’m working with no “official” ADHD diagnosis and therefore no treatment so i’m stuck with an extremely dulled dopamine response and am therefore drawn to foods like cheese and bread and sweets because food and music are the only legal options for dopamine acquistion… well and weed but the weed is mostly to help me cope with the chronic digestive discomfort, joint pain, myalgia, TMJ tension headaches, and anxiety >.> and even IF i did get an “official” ADHD diagnosis (why is it even listed in my MEDICAL RECORDS if it doesn’t COUNT?) there is exactly 1 drug used (in the US, maybe somewhere else has other drugs similar to modafinil idk) to treat ADHD that doesn’t significantly increase serotonin or norepinephrine levels but it actually isn’t an ADHD drug it’s a narcolepsy drug and due to medical misogyny it likely isn’t an option for me because despite being CELIBATE i have female reproductive issues and the only treatment for THOSE is fucking oral contraceptives which modafinil conveniently counteracts and the norepinephrine from other stimulants wouldn’t matter that much even with the excess norepinephrine i was producing on account of having POTS… IF SOME DUMBASS DOCTOR DIDN’T TELL ME SNRIS WERE PERFECTLY SAFE FOR PEOPLE WITH POTS AND LESS LIKELY TO CAUSE ANXIETY AND OTHER NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS THAN ADHD MEDICATION… DESPITE SNRIS NOT BEING RECOMMENDED FOR POTS PATIENTS IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE BECAUSE SHOCKINGLY, THEY INCREASE NOREPINEPHRINE LEVELS MORE THAN ADHD MEDS DO! BECAUSE ADHD MEDS DO NOT INHIBIT NOREPINEPHRINE REUPTAKE!NOR DO THEY INHIBIT SEROTONIN REUPTAKE, WHICH INCREASES SEROTONIN LEVELS! WHICH IN TURN INCREASES NOREPINEPHRINE LEVELS EVEN MORE!!!

[transgendz]

As some of yall may know from my previous post about this, I am the main provider for my household, and one of my 2 roommates was just recently told she has cancer. She's in diagnostic limbo trying to figure out what kind, but they've told her nothing but cancer presents like this. I am putting more details in the cuts below, but trying to keep this short.

That being said, we are short on this months rent, we have prescriptions we need filled, and lab work coming up. Our storage bill is gonna be late at best. This goal would make sure all of that gets covered. We urgently need help, and I am working 80 hours a weeks and it's not enough. We do not get a grace period on rent. If you'd prefer to help by directly getting us something we need, I've made a list of products I know we will need to keep the house "cancer patient clean" for her health.

Dm me for proof or more details, more rambling details below the cut

$0/$1,200

PP--$C--V--kofi

So, all of this came at the worst time. I wanna lead with the fact that I am the only one I'm the household able to hold down a job, and this is purely for disability reasons. I just started getting 80 hours a week paid decently very recently, and that would have us stable. But without transportation, our groceries have mostly had to come through door dash for almost a month now. This has quadrupled our grocery bills easily. We found out my roommate is losing her health insurance soon, too. This is all more grim than i can really figure out how to put to words. Literally, any help is huge, and we will be making a gfm when she has a full diagnosis and treatment plan.

[nature-played-a-trick-on-me]

Who can watch this and not go. Oh my god I want to do this

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Had zombie dream where I was telling a group of survivors to run and these motherfuckers were taking a nice little stroll, woke up before anything happened and now I'm twice as angry

[russo-woso]

Youngest football fan ever? || Alessia Russo x pregnant!reader

Request | Masterlist

Warning pregnancy

Summary Your baby knows exactly when the footballs on, especially when Alessia’s playing.

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Arsenal had just beat Liverpool 4-0 at the emirates stadium.

The beat of Freed from desire echoed around the stadium as the girls did their lap round.

You were stood in the tunnel, waiting patiently for the girls to walk past.

It was a chilly March afternoon so you bundled in layers, your bump still evident despite the ridiculous amount of clothes you were wearing.

You delicately held your bump, rubbing your thumb over where you felt the constant kicks.

Your baby had gotten into a habit of kicking non stop when the football was on.

It was like your baby had a sense that went off as soon as the football turned on.

But it got even worse when Alessia was playing.

It was safe to say your baby was definitely a big fan of their mummy,

“I know, she’s coming.” You whispered to your growing bump, the kicks only seemingly getting harder.

After what felt like an eternity, Alessia walked through the tunnel with Kyra, her face lighting up as she saw your

“Hey, love. I was looking for you out there but couldn’t find you.” Alessia explained, giving you a bear hug, her hands making their way up your coat and onto your bump.

“I thought I’d come surprise you down here.” You told her, pressing a kiss to her cheek. “You played so well, lessi! That goal you scored was something else.”

“Did it for you and bubba. Were they kicking again?”

“The whole time. Bubba’s definitely your biggest fan.” You said, a smile taking over her face.

“I can’t wait to teach them how to play.”

“What about me?” You scoffed, pretending to be hurt.

“We’ll both teach them, Love, but let’s be honest, who’s the better baller?”

“I am, thank you very much. Just because you’re three months older doesn’t mean you’re a better footballer.” You exclaimed, joking shoving her.

“I’m better, aren’t I, bubba?” Alessia whispered, your baby kicking in response right against Alessia’s hand. “The baby has spoken! I’m better.”

“Oh god, this is a glimpse of what my life is like now. I’m gonna have two russo’s ganging up on me.”

“You love it though, baby.” Alessia pointed out, poking your sides.

“Do I?”

“You do.”

“I do, don’t I?”

[ut-against-genocide]

Hey everyone!

Mohammed and Enas family has been surviving under brutal war.

We would like to help out a family that wants to escape Gaza warzone.

If you donate to this GoFundMe you can get art from one of us!

@kyeterna

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@thepencilriot

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@cranberrytea451

@crim0137

@enbyhyena

@nairi-0

a-cat

We chose a Gofundme that's super close to the goal, hoping they can get the payout sooner!

We have heard nightmare situations of Gofundme campaigns being refunded/deleted because of the site refusing to pay out the families. So we would like to see if this is feasable and that they can hit their goal and escape.

Please be patient with us, if there are any mess ups, or if GoFundMe decided to delete the campaign. We really hope that does not happen, and that all of us can help the family!