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IMPERFECT FOR YOU
summary: Miyori and Jey were in a relationship for three years until she saw him laid up with another girl that wasn’t her and it broke her heart so she decided block him on everything and focus on her career until she gets a text message from him.
This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED
word count: 4364
smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.
Jey Uso x Miyori
AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.
comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍
ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.
I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios
again mdni you have been warned.
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miyorisworld: When He Sends U Money To Pay For Yo' Hair Appointment 😩🙂↕️ uceyjucey: anything for you baby girl 💗 miyorisworld: @ uceyjucey keep working on papa 💋 jonathanfatu: she ain't playing around this time uce @ uceyjucey
jazzyV: MAKE HIS POCKETS HURT DAMN RIGHT BESTIE
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jaidaparker_wwe: @ uceyjucey what the fuck? How come you can send her money for her appointments but not me? 🤨 theshaderoom: 👀👀 aaron_pierre1: oh nah
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OMNISCIENT Miyori was at her desk, reviewing her client files as usual, diligently jotting down notes on her iPad to ensure she was ready for her next appointment. In the midst of her work, she received a text from Jimmy and paused briefly to check what he needed.
Big Jim🫡 sent a message
Big Jim🫡: Mimi PLEASEE come get Jey he's losing his mind like deadass crashing out over here
She couldn't help but laugh at the message he had sent. Ever since Jey took her out on that special date and everything that unfolded between them that night, he seemed to be struggling with feelings of longing since he left.
She had him captivated once more, sharing intimate photos and videos while they were apart, and it was consuming him with longing.
iMessage 💬 Mimi💓: I'm not surprised I knew he was going to go crazy😭�� Big Jim🫡: do you know I hear him moan your name whenever he's beating his meat like damn Mimi what'chu do to him?
Mimi💓: I didn't do anything 🤷🏽♀️ just sent him pictures and videos to keep him company knowing how busy yall is I told you he has to work for it and deal with consequences Jim
Big Jim🫡: I understand 100 percent but please can you at least calm him down or something he's like rapid dog right now
Mimi💓: when are you guys off? Or have a day off?
Big Jim🫡: this upcoming weekend after Friday Night Smackdown you got something planned?
Mimi💓: something like that 😁 Big Jim🫡: you planning on coming to see him if im correct?
Mimi💓: yes I am actually, I know papa needs his mama badly but I should make him wait don't you think?
Big Jim🫡: shiii if I tell him that he's going to be pissed off even more
Mimi💓: go on ahead and tell em
Big Jim🫡: you is evil Mimi but aight
Mimi💓: kk tell Trin I said heyy
Big Jim🫡: will do ma'am
After she sent a message to Jimmy, she quickly received a text from Jey that made her laugh even harder at the predicament he was in, fully aware of how much he relied on her support.
Joshua🖤 sent a message
Joshua🖤: mamas I miss you so fucking bad
Miyori cherished this aspect of him, where he was vulnerable and pleading for her affection, just as she desired. It allowed her to take charge, showcasing her strength and authority, making it clear that she was the treasure he sought, one he needed to work hard to deserve.
iMessage 💬 Mimi💓: I miss you too big papa
Joshua🖤: you keep playing games with me Mimi ion like that shi
Mimi💓: aw is someone getting sexual frustrated with me?🤭
Joshua🖤: YES I am and you keep fucking playin Mimi
Mimi💓: I told you, you have to keep working hard for this and for us to be together again and I think you're doing a good job
Joshua🖤: so what that mean?
Mimi💓: that means you get a surprise for working so hard Papa
Joshua🖤: just wait Ouu just fucking wait until I have my hands on you baby girl
Mimi💓: what'chu gonna do to me Papa?
Joshua🖤: it's better to show you than tell you and no fucking runnin' you hear me?
Mimi💓: mhm sure do
Joshua🖤: send me some pictures please
Mimi💓:


Joshua🖤 heart both attachments
Joshua🖤: fuck you're so fucking pretty Ma
Mimi💓: pretty for you
Joshua🖤: mhm...
Mimi💓: I gotta get back to work papa I'll text you later?
Joshua🖤: aight then mamas I love you ❤️
Mimi💓: I love you too papa
Miyori smiled warmly as she heard a knock on the door, and she looked up to see Kelly peeking her head in once more. She gestured for her to come into the office.
"What's up Kelly?" She asked.
"You have a visitor, and he seems a bit angry?" Kelly said.
"Did you get a name for this person?" Kelly nodded and informed Miyori that it was Aaron who was coming to see her, prompting a deep sigh and an eye roll from Miyori.
"Just bring him in here so I can get this over with." Kelly nodded in agreement as she followed the instructions, gently closing the door behind her. She couldn't help but wonder what he, of all people who had come to visit her, could possibly want after the stunt he pulled.
Was he feeling hurt because she was rekindling her relationship with Jey after he had put in so much effort to win her heart again, or was it simply jealousy that fueled his emotions? When she heard the door creak open, there he was, standing tall, his face set in a serious expression.
Was he feeling hurt because she was rekindling her relationship with Jey after he had put in so much effort to win her heart again, or was it simply jealousy that fueled his emotions? When she heard the door creak open, there he was, standing tall, his face set in a serious expression.
"Are you fucking kidding me Mimi? You're getting back together with him?" Aaron looked at her, curiosity evident in his eyes, as she stood with her arms crossed.
"Yeah, and what about it? Why does it concern you so much about who am I with? Does Normani know that you're here?" Miyori firmly held her position, expressing that she simply couldn't afford to waste any more time on this.
"What's the purpose for this? He can't be better than me ." She was in disbelief at the words coming out of his mouth; could he really be serious? "Aaron, please, Jey is much more better than you despite what he did we have history together that chemistry that you and I didn't have."
Aaron laughed softly as he walked back and forth, putting on a brave face while hiding his true feelings. Deep down, he felt a pang of jealousy that he was reluctant to acknowledge. It bothered him to see Jey effortlessly win her over, treating her to nice things and taking her out on dates, all the little moments he couldn't help but notice on social media.
She radiated a light he had never witnessed in her before, all thanks to Jey, who brought her joy and made her feel cherished. That was all she had ever desired, but if it wasn't with him, it simply wouldn't do for her.
"If you're done, you can leave I got clients coming in soon." She spoke breaking the silence between them.
"I'm not leaving until you tell me that you don't love that nigga Mimi tell me..." He exclaimed, clutching her arm firmly, which made her wince in pain. "Tell me that you don't love him after everything he has done to you." He gazed at her, his deep-set eyes seeming to penetrate her very essence.
Miyori was fully aware of her deep love for Jey; she just wanted him to put in the effort to earn it. In contrast, her feelings for Aaron were nonexistent, especially after he betrayed her trust by cheating and expressing his boredom with her. As she gazed into his eyes, she leaned in closer, determined to confront him.
"I love him Aaron, whether you like it or not I don't care, and weren't you the same nigga that said that he was bored of me? And my sex game was horrible?" She retorted.
"Yeah, I did and it's true." It caused her to chuckle darkly at him. "Then what the fuck are you pressing me for then? Sounds like you're jealous Aaron." She was correct; he felt a pang of jealousy seeing how well that other guy, someone from her past, was treating her. It truly affected him deeply.
The atmosphere in the room became tense as they locked eyes, each lost in their thoughts without uttering a single word. Miyori sighed and rolled her eyes, glancing at her Apple Watch to check the time.
"You can leave my office now." She pulled her arm free from his grasp and moved past him to return her clients' files to the folder. Suddenly, he grabbed her hair and pressed his lips against hers. The unexpectedness of the moment took her by surprise, but she quickly reacted, pushing him away and slapping his face in the process.
Leaving him stunned as she glared at him.
"The fuck is your problem! You know what get out! Get the fuck out!" Miyori shouted while pushing and shoving him out the door.
As security entered the room, they quickly apprehended the officer, who was struggling to resist. In the chaos, he managed to strike one of the security personnel, causing her to stumble and fall to the ground. Meanwhile, Aaron was being escorted out of the office, his voice echoing as he yelled and shouted in frustration.
Miyori noticed a warm sensation running down her face and, upon touching her nose, realized it was bleeding. She quickly rose from the ground and made her way to her desk to grab some tissue. As she leaned forward, she caught sight of Kelly entering the room, worry etched on her face.
"Oh my goodness, Miyori are you okay?" Kelly asked coming to her aid.
"Y-yeah, I'm good Kelly, I'm good." She said.
"Do you need a moment before your clients show up today?" Miyori gave a slight nod as she made her way out of the office, heading down the hallway toward the bathroom.
Miyori gazed into the mirror, pulling the bloodied tissue from her nose. Her reflection revealed a chaotic visage, a clear reminder of the turmoil caused by that foolish decision. Deep down, she had anticipated this outcome the moment she ended things with him.
He had always struggled with feelings of possessiveness and jealousy, especially when he learned that she was seeing someone else after their breakup. While he knew he could be intense, Jey's emotions ran even deeper. If he had been aware of what was happening, he would have rushed to her side without a second thought, ready to confront Aaron for treating her poorly.
She wiped her face clean and took several deep breaths, slowly opening her eyes as she reassured herself, "You're alright, Mimi, you're alright." With a sense of calm, she discarded the bloody tissues and stepped out of the bathroom, making her way back to her office.
☞
Jey sat on the tour bus, scrolling through TikTok and chuckling at the funny videos, all the while trying to push thoughts of Miyori from his mind. He missed her deeply, and the ache of her absence was almost unbearable. He found himself hoping that after this Friday, he would finally get to see her again. Lost in his thoughts, he suddenly noticed someone standing in front of him. Looking up, he saw Jaida with her arms crossed, watching him intently.
She grabbed his phone from him, knowing it would upset him, and it definitely stirred him up as she anticipated.
"Yo' what the fuck is yo' problem Jaida? Give me back my shit." Jey snarled.
"No! Because what the fuck is this huh!" She raised her voice while displaying images and text conversations with Miyori, which made him smirk.
"You know what it is Jaida don't play fucking dumb aight? I told you me and her got some history together." She threw his phone at him while rolling her eyes scoffing in disbelief. "Man what does that bitch have that I don't?"
Jey ran his fingers through the back of his neck, his hands moving to cover his face as disbelief washed over him. He couldn't fathom that he was facing this situation now, especially given how sexually frustrated he had been since leaving. The longing for Miyori's touch was overwhelming; he craved the way she would tug at his hair, pushing him to confront his feelings. He truly missed those moments.
"Watch yo' mouth when you speaking on her, she does a lot for me than you do I mean hell you barely show me any attention so I got my attention somewhere else." He remarked as he reclined on the sofa, his arms extended wide.
As Jimmy and Trinity drove to the next town for their house shows that evening, they observed the situation unfolding around them.
"But you're with me! You cheated on her with me!"
"And I wish I didn't maybe if yo' little homeboys didn't throw you at me we wouldn't be in this situation but here we are right?"
"So what? She's better than me?"
Jey nodded his head while leaning in placing his arms on his knees. "Yeah, Miyori always been better than you Jaida, like I said you don't give a man no time or even like affection from me." He noticed the tears welling up in her eyes, but it didn't seem to matter to him at all. Why should he feel any compassion for her when she was simply reflecting the emotions he was grappling with himself?
"I'm telling you what it is and what it ain't so you won't get no false promises of us being together forever." His words shattered her heart, but to him, it was inconsequential. He couldn't grasp why she was in tears, especially since she had never expressed any affection towards him before.
"So you never loved me?" Jaida asked.
"I did love you but once you started acting differently and showing me less affection I just knew I made the wrong mistake." In that moment, she struck him across the face with a force that made both Jimmy and Trin flinch, as if they were the ones feeling the sting of the blow.
Jey rubbed his face, trying to keep his composure. He never faced this kind of situation when he was with Miyori; they would simply communicate and then share an intimate moment, avoiding all the toxic behaviors. He wasn't one to engage in that kind of drama unless someone really provoked him.
Jaida stormed off to the bedroom, slamming the door behind her. Jey let out a deep sigh, rubbing his temple in frustration. All he could think was that he needed Miyori at that moment. With that thought in mind, he got up from the sofa and made his way to the bathroom.
"He finna go blow off some stream." Jimmy said as Trinity hit him upside the head.
iMessage 💬 Joshua🖤: mamas?
Mimi💓: hm?
Joshua🖤: you okay? sounds like you're stressed did something happen?
Mimi💓: mhm but idk if I should tell you knowing how you are.
Joshua 🖤: what happened?
Mimi💓: you promise you won't get mad?
Joshua🖤: I can't promise that if it's that bad for you to tell me so what happened Mimi?
Mimi💓: Aaron came to my job and we had an argument about you and me being together
Joshua🖤: he sounds very jealous to me
Mimi💓: that's what I said but the problem is he got so pissed off about it he...
Joshua🖤: what he do Mimi don't hide nun from me you know I'm here
Mimi💓: he slapped me in my face causing my nose to bleed but I'm okay I swear
Joshua🖤: does his bitch ass wanna get fucked up?
Mimi💓: Joshuaaaa you promised
Joshua🖤: I never said that and I don't play about you
Mimi💓: I know you don't but I don't want you to go crazy security took him out
Joshua🖤: that's don't matter he'll come up there as many times as he want just to put his hands on you and I won't stand for that shit period
Mimi💓: don't book a flight down here Joshua please I can protect myself just focus on your house shows please for me
Joshua🖤: Baby Girl
Mimi💓: pleaseeee 🥺 Joshua🖤: aight aight I won't but fuck I miss you
Mimi💓: you do?
Joshua🖤: yess I fucking miss yo' ass I need to blow off some steam mamas
Mimi💓: lms
Joshua🖤: sends attachment/ look what you're doing to me Ma I need you
Mimi💓: hm since you've been working so hard for me I'll help you out Papa
Joshua🖤: please do mamas please
(MINI SMUT WARNING) - PHONE SEX JEY AND MIYORI
Jey had pulled down his sweats along with his boxers seeing his dick springing up hitting him on his stomach as pre-cum was already spilling out from the tip while he stroked his dick up and down.
Mimi💓: you ready for me Papa?
Joshua🖤: fuck yes mamas talk to me
Mimi💓: stroke it nice and slow for me Papa
He followed her instructions slowly stroking his member up and down feeling a lump inside of his throat as he threw his head back listening to her soft voice through the phone
Mimi💓: you miss this pretty pussy Papa?
Joshua🖤: yes I miss that shit mamas...ohh fuck I miss it so bad
Mimi💓: how bad Papa? Tell mama how bad you miss her pussy
The way her voice was through the phone was turning him on so much he couldn't wait to see her again and fucked her senselessly through the mattress.
Joshua🖤: I miss it so fucking bad Mimi...I wanna taste her and be near her..
Mimi💓: whatchu going do to me papa? When you come see me?
Joshua🖤: Imma beat that pussy up mamas imma beat it up good so you can never forget who it belongs to
Mimi💓: you know it's your Papa it's been yours stroke that dick faster for me
Jey did what he was told to do stroking his dick in a fast pace manner brushing his thumb against the head of his dick making him lose control over himself.
Joshua🖤: Mamasss keep talkin to me please
Mimi💓: you like working hard for me huh? Just to get back with me?
Joshua🖤: I love it mamas I fucking love it imma keep working hard for you fuck
Mimi💓: stroke it faster baby c'mon
Speeding up his pace he rolled his eyes in the back of his head clenching his thighs in the process while rubbing against his body with his other hand imagining that it was her doing all of this to him while she was bouncing on his dick or him fucking her silly.
Mimi💓: that dick is mine right? It don't belong to that bitch or anyone else but me right Papa?
Joshua🖤: yess this dick is yours Mimi all yours ouuu shit I'm finna nut
Jey felt his dick twitching in his hands as he kept stroking it in a fast manner feeling his body shaking letting his toes curls up.
Mimi💓: you gon' cum for me?
Joshua🖤: I'm finna nut Baby girl Ouu I wish it was your pretty ass face I could nut on right now
Mimi💓: cum for me Papa cum for mama
Joshua🖤: fuckkk mamas fuckkk
Jey let out a guttural moan escape his lips as ropes of his cum began shooting out ropes after ropes over his hand while he was breathing heavily up and down stroking his dick slowly making sure that all of his nut spilled out from his tip.
Joshua🖤: fuck Ma got me making a mess and shit
Mimi💓: my bad Papa but do you feel better?
Joshua🖤: hell yeah much more better
Mimi💓: I hope Jon and Trin didn't hear you
Joshua🖤: probably did but ion care I fucking miss you
Mimi💓: I miss you too
Joshua🖤: if you miss me then why don't you come see me this weekend I'm off
Mimi💓: un-un see you tryna be slick boy
Joshua🖤: ion know what you talkin about mamas
Mimi💓: you think you slick boy go clean yourself up I'll text you later okay?
Joshua🖤: aight then mamas
CALLED END - SMUT OVER
Jey was tidying himself up when he heard a knock at the door, with Jimmy's voice faintly echoing in the background.
"You good in there Uce!" Jimmy shouted.
"Yeah, I'm good dawg I'll be out there in a minute." Jey said.
"A'ight we gonna stop to get some food since Trin said that she was getting hungry." Jey managed to clean his cum off of his body and hands while turning off the sink grabbing his phone in the process while heading out the door seeing his brother standing there.
"What?" Jey questioned him.
"You and Mimi are nasty as hell dawg." He commented on as Jey smacked his lips at him while shoving him away playfully.
☞ Miyori arrived home safely, parking her car in the driveway and turning off the engine. She reached for her purse from the passenger seat, stepped out of the car, and walked toward the front door. As she opened the door, she noticed Jasmine sitting in the living room, watching TV. Their eyes met, and a moment of connection passed between them.
"Heyyy bestie how was work?" Jasmine asked as she seen Miyori placing her purse on the couch.
"Girl, let me fucking tell you who showed up." She said while sitting next to her.
"What happened bestie?" Miyori shared with Jasmine the events that unfolded at work involving her and Aaron. She recounted how he had come to her workplace, visibly upset about her reconciling with Jey. She also mentioned the troubling incident where he had put his hands on her, which left Jasmine feeling furious.
"Girl, what?! Do I gotta whoop his ass? Does Josh know about this?" She asked as she stood up
Miyori urged her to take a seat and calm down. She confided in Jey about the incident with Aaron, still in disbelief that he would resort to slapping her at work just because he had cheated.
"He sounded jealous if you ask me bestie."
"That's what I literally said to him too, like how you gonna get mad at I'm finna be back with my ex-boyfriend you know." Jasmine nodded, fully grasping Miyori's feelings about the situation. While she shared her best friend's disapproval of Jey's betrayal, she also felt uneasy about Aaron due to his possessive nature.
"I understand bestie that's why I'm glad you and Josh are working it out together."
Miyori gave her a warm smile as she settled into the sofa, taking out her phone to browse her social media. As she scrolled, she noticed a few messages from Jey's girlfriend, who seemed to be reaching out to her.
IG messages 💬 jaidaparker_wwe: YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT
jaidaparker_wwe: RUIN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM STUPID BITCHjaidaparker_wwe: JUST WAIT UNTIL I SEE YOU ITS UP THERE FR
miyorisworld: you done baby girl? It's not my fault that he wanted me back it's basically your fault for not doing your job as a girlfriend 🤷🏽♀️ jaidaparker_wwe: I WAS DOING MY JOB
miyorisworld: if you were he wouldn't be coming back to me now would he? And apparently you didn't do enough for him to want you so I have one up on you yet again sweetheart
jaidaparker_wwe: imma beat tf outta you when I catch you little girl you ain't better than me
miyorisworld: honey I'm better than you can imagine he know where home is and he's coming right back to it so don't get your hopes up aight? Now please stop playing on my phone.
Miyori decided to silence Jaida's constant messages, which seemed aimed at proving her superiority. She had no interest in engaging with those threats; they didn't affect her at all. Miyori was confident in her position regarding her relationship with Jey.
After her shower, Miyori slipped into her cozy pajamas and nestled into her bed, which still carried the comforting scent of Jey. She hugged her pillow tightly as she opened her laptop to book a flight for the upcoming weekend. With a day off ahead, they were excited to head to Indy for Friday Night Smackdown, so she quickly secured the nearest flight available.
As she completed the ticket purchase, a message from Jey appeared on her screen, bringing a smile to her face.
Joshua🖤 sent a message
Joshua🖤: hey pretty lady
She messaged him back.
iMessage 💬 Mimi💓: Hey handsome wyd
Joshua🖤: chilling in the hotel room hbu?
Mimi💓: booking a flight right now
Joshua🖤: 🤨 where you finna go?
Mimi💓: I can't tell you or it'll ruin the surprise
Joshua🖤: what you got planned mamas?
Mimi💓: Joshua I can't tell you
Joshua🖤: mmcht mane but how's your day been
Mimi💓: it's been good expect the fact that your girl keeps harassing me
Joshua🖤: bout what?
Mimi💓: about us I literally told her what it is and what it ain't
Joshua🖤: don't worry about her she's not important she know the history between us
Mimi💓: did you have a match ?
Joshua🖤: yeah I got the W for tonight though
Mimi💓: perioddd as you should I'm proud of you papa
Joshua🖤: thank you baby girl fuck I wish you were here so we could cuddle up with each other
Mimi💓: is you and shawty sharing a room together?
Joshua🖤: nah we got separated hotel rooms
Mimi💓: mhm but you've been doing so good working hard for me
Joshua🖤: I'll do anything for you baby girl you know that
Mimi💓: ofc baby
Joshua🖤: but imma let you get some rest got some pictures for me mamas?
Mimi💓: no I didn't take any today but I gotchu tmr tho 🫶🏽
Joshua🖤: aight then mamas goodnight 💗
Mimi💓: goodnight 🫶🏽
She set her phone down on the dresser and nestled deeper into the blankets, inhaling the comforting scent he had left during his last visit. Little did he know, she was planning to surprise him soon, recognizing how hard he had been working for her. He truly deserved it.
She gently shut her eyes, allowing herself to drift off into slumber.
IMPERFECT FOR YOU
A/n: Miyori is finally going to see Jey and soothing his nerves after crashing out that miss you sex finna hit differently. You think Jaida is going to beat Miyori up or will Miyori get one up on her?
But I hope yall enjoy this chapter lmk in the comments below ⬇️
STAY UCEY.
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Okay, my brain refuses to think about anything other than Murderbot, so I looked at every use of the word "friend[s]" in TMBD and... created some pie charts. Normal human activities.
Some Thoughts™ I had while putting this together (under the cut):
In All Systems Red, Murderbot notes that the PresAux crew are all close friends (twice! and goes on to explain their internal relationships which I think is very cute). This is pretty much the only use of 'friends' in ASR, except for when Murderbot says that SecUnits can't be friends with each other.
It seems that this may be one of the first times Murderbot has ever really been around a group of friends before? Murderbot notes that this is not the norm for its contracts and admits that the fact that they are all friends and the way they interact with each other make it actually enjoy that contract (before!!!! the hostile attack, so it already enjoys this contract before they start seeing it as a person etc ghghhhh). [Inference: Friendship seems enjoyable.]
The first character that calls Murderbot its friend is ART in Artificial Condition. Murderbot immediately refutes this (and then goes on to call ART its friend to its clients for the rest of the book). [Inference: Maybe ART is Murderbot's friend. And maybe that is... agreeable]
Rogue Protocol has more than twice as many instances of the word 'friend' as any of the other novellas. Why? Miki. Friendship and its implications for non-humans are a central theme because Miki is friends with everyone. Murderbot initially scoffs at the notion that Miki and Miki's humans are friends. At the end of the book, after witnessing how desperately Don Abene tried to stop Miki from trying to save them, and her grief after its death, Murderbot has to admit that she had in fact been Miki's friend. [Inference: Humans can be friends with bots and can sincerely care about them]
In Exit Strategy, Murderbot tentatively uses the word "friends" for its humans for the first time (several times actually). It questions whether it can actually call them its friends or not and later realizes that it had been afraid what admitting that the humans are its friends would do to it. At the end of the book, Mensah tells Murderbot the PresAux crew are its friends, which is the first time a human has directly said that to it (at least on-page). [Inference: Humans can and want to be Murderbot's friends]
In Network Effect, Murderbot seems to be more habituated to the word 'friend', confidently calling ART and Ratthi its friends, like it is no longer just trying the concept on unsure if it fits. There are many instances in which other characters refer to MB as ART's friend or the other way around and Murderbot's humans refer to Murderbot as their friend several times. Generally, there seems to be less hesitancy, because yes, all of them are Murderbot's friends, why wouldn't they be. [Inference: SecUnits can have friends. This SecUnit has friends. They care about it a lot.]
Conclusion: The Murderbot Diaries tell the story of a construct that does not seem to consider the possibility of friendship for itself and is fine with that - until it accidentally starts caring a little too much and suddenly more and more people annex it as a friend (ew) to the point where it can no longer deny that this is happening and has to begrudgingly admit that yes, it has friends now and maybe that is actually not a bad thing.
#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#𓄿#hi i'm READY to write a thesis about murderbot i am having way too much fun with this#i created a pretty excel spreadsheet and everything#i don't know why i did this but now i can look at them while i think about this more! so i figured i'd share them haha#i didn't count uses of 'friendly' but special shoutout to when MB is all alone in its cold cubicle missing 20% of its body mass#and starts putting on a show because 'the friendly noise would keep it company' 😭😭#i feel sick thinking about murderbot all alone on its own not knowing what its like to have friends watching media for 'the friendly noise'#also YES okay i wanted to make a point about miki there but i just#couldn't bring myself to talk about that more so... yeah#also uhhh this data is very subjective#i didn't count particularly ironic uses of 'friend' and generally did not count every instance of friend and sometimes it was a hard call#also i probably shouldn't have counted the times murderbot refered to drones or secsystems as its friends (often after hacking them)#but murderbot does seem to care about them and shows kindness and respect and sometimes points out that a system is friendly#so while i don't think MB means “friend” in the same way referring to them as when it refers to ART for instance#i still think its CUTE and also kinda funny how many times that happened so i decided to keep those!!!#but yeah take my data with a grain of salt lol
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I can’t think of any funny quips to put as description for this one so uh- suppose this time around I’ll just let the art speak for itself lol
Enjoy the daily dose of fanart while it lasts because I can’t quite guarantee I’ll be able to keep up this speed throughout the upcoming month. But I’ll sure try to! Thank you all for the support <3
#guys it’s 12:20am I have school today at 7:45 what am I doing with my time management here jksjsksp#was worth it though#oddly enough I haven’t felt this free to express myself or my appreciation for things in a while it seems#so setting time to just let my art take shape on its own accord and freehand it all without any particular goal in mind is just…#a well needed relaxing break to zone out and create for the sake of it you know?#finally i’m not stressing over deadlines or finalizing to perfect#there’s no pressure or obligation <3#kinda like a ‘oh yeah I made this and the fact I made it is special enough’#….ah wait maybe it’s the peaceful instrumental Spotify playlist taking effect on me too lol#yeah actually that would make a lot of sense#doodles#smg4 fanart#smg4 doodles#smg4 sketches#leggy smg4#mario smg4#mr puzzles smg4#hplonesome art
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Pictures and things
#photo diary#image 1 - pretty sky!.. so many sky photos as always#2 & 3 - baby son keeping me company during one of my Sickness days where I kind of just sit on the floor in a blanket#for hours slowly sipping pedialyte and having applesauce and such lol#He likes to bite the squeezy apple sauce pouches.. and try to steal the heating pad#4. Sky again. lighter more scattered fluffy clouds.#5 - greeting card that I drew at someone's request so they could send it to their elderly family member lol.. It's like.. cats baking#in a kitchen I guess? My eternal curse.. being the number one lover of cats in the world yet still somehow barely having a grasp#on their anatomy so they always look ridiculous when I draw them. I have both drawn and looked at cats for my entire life basically#yet somehow those two things do not come together to make me a good cat artist.. alas..#6 - underpart of an outfit I did (and havent yet posted of course because of my evil backlog of onemillion drafted posts)#I took the main dress off the top but thought the underneath part looked cool on it's own as well#7 - more sky.#8 - Mushroom fettucini alfredo. steak. and grilled asparagus. A fun little meal for me though I can't remember the occasion. I think maybe#as a reward for getting my covid booster or something. Though I still feel it's not as much of a reward when I am personally cooking#everything myself at home gjhbjh.. so its like... I'm having to do quite a lot of labor which makes it feel less relaxing I suppose. but eh#a treat in some form. Still cheaper by overall cost than ordering from a restaurant - and also can be customized and prepared#exactly how I like - which is the point. I guess more I just wish I weren't the only cooking person in the house. Everyone could#take turns making special meals for each other rather than like.. ''hmm I feel like having a treat. suppose I shall spend an hour#making it all myself and then feel tired whilst eating it'' lol.. ANYWAY#9 - and then.. you guessed it..MORE sky pictures!!! This time pinky bluey and so on.. huzzah..#A very sky heavy entry into the photo diaries I suppose#The sky in the 1st/7th image is jsut very ethereal seeming to me. something about the way the lighting is behind the clouds. It's#transportive. An interesting sky will make me feel like many other places in time or things I've seen in dreams or something. You get#a sense of being in a different world or like you're looking out over something you once imagined whilst reading a storybook. maybe lol
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It's such a horrible time for me to be exploring my love for fashion when the trend right now is colorless basic asylum aesthetic 😭😭 You can't even wear something with a bit of color without people making fun of you, and YET basic people have the gal to act like they are the ones being oppressed saying "Everyones trying to be unique nowadays! I love being basic so I don't have to impress everyone!☺️☺️☺️"
First of all not everyone's trying to dress up to impress everyone. I'm sorry that I actually just want to express myself while YOU only follow trends. Being basic is literally the socially acceptable norm that was imposed on a lot of people. I HATE THIS SOCIETYYY
#personal#rip me who loves colors I am my own strongest soldier#people who love fashion bc it helps them express themselves bc they know what its like to be deprived of that (me)#rather than only following trends are the REAL ONES#(me)#ok look i own a lot of neutral colors too#but just bc its the most popular style rn DOESNT MEAN ITS SUPERIOR#people who think neutrals are the only superior aesthetic BOOOOO#im gatekeeping fashion from you 🙄#'but unni ur clothes are kinda basic too' yeah but the bar is low here people think im already weird#sorry for the unhinged rant lol I just need to be petty#me speaks#yes this is about mina les newest video to be fair her video isnt bad and she makes a good point#but also#just let me be petty for a bit okay#people are suddenly going im tired of following trends being minimalist is the real me!#as if that isnt a trend itself…#im not saying trends are bad but like at least learn to think about ur fashion inward about what u RLLY like#dont make trends ur entire personality#ALSO idk why people are suddenly realizing that you can reserve simple clothes for most days and special clothes for special days#I thought everyon does that...? or am I normal#it doesnt mean ur personal style is suddenly dead#even the most flamboyant person will have days where they wear t shirt and shorts and thats NORMAL
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😭 man I’m trying to make my cool Alaska native oc and I just realized idk what everyday traditional clothing looks like I only know present day clothing trends I don’t want to misrepresent my own culture now
#I only know the special tradition dancing clothing wear#which looks sick as heck#but realistically I doubt she would wear that as like an every outfit#o also know of the hunting gear when fishing#but that’s not quite it either#it would be cool to give her a headdress#but that would be a special occasion#inspired by the headdresses my momma makes#NATIVE GANG RISE!#I know technically it’s more correct to say indigenous#but I grew up being called native and my family native#so that’s what I am#also it’s so odd both my parents are native and I am#and well over half regarding blood quantum (a whole can of worms I don’t want to touch)#but yet I got them pasty skin I mean I turn brown during summer lol#people don’t belive me I’m like I promise I’m not lying 😭#what a tangent#anyways looks like I need to research my own culture
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i ship inhun in a way that differwnt and more swagful than anyone else btw.
#TBFHHHHH i know i know i knowwww i say a lot. but i dont even ship in in the traditional sense#i dont think it will b canon and i dont rlly WANT it to b canon. its just insane like ZAMNNNNN why r u looking at each other like thatatttt#i dont think that if (IF) inho reveals his identity gihun is gonna magically b like Oh my god… okay well i like u now. more the opposite#and i dont think inho genuinely likes gihun all that much. i think hes obsessed w him in a way that borders on it but. u know#to inho gihun mostly just represents the parts of himself hes locked away. hes like the person inho used to be or cld have been#i think he DOES want whats best for gihun but like. just in his own opinion#to him whats best is to just.. pretend these issues dont exist and move on.#i think being wrapped up in the games is sickening no mattter what side ur on and he knows this. and just wants gihun to forget#i also do think he sees Something special in gihun. but its not like Ahhhh come and rule by my side 😈 LOL#yeah like i said. the recognition of the self. DONT GO DOWN THIS PATH MAN FUCK OFFFFFF#um. also yeah gihun i dont think wld have such a thrn around to like date himmmm oh my god lol#i think its likely hell end up Not killing inho for various reasons and possibly even leaving room for redemption#but yeah i dont think he wld ever trust him even. i dont think he wld let all that slide 😭😭😭#gihun x youngil is bantssss. but not real at all sadly#rhe best fic i read of them was a pre series fic where inho wasnt the front man yet. and he met gihun by chance#and kinda used him to convince himself that what he was doing was right. For The Greater Good etc#i cant remember what it was called but it was sooo good i need to find it sometime#sniff….. living in a sad world where every body mischaracterises them sooooo bad and evil.#THE BEST INHUN CONTENT was the animation of them over the megamind breakup scene. MY GOD#ill be honest. igaf abt their dynamic soooo hard but htemain reaosn i ‘ship’ them is bc theyre both INSANELY FINE. AND I NEED THEM BADLY#and. im obsessed w them separately. so of course they are making out sloppy style in my mind#ill b honest as well i dont think gihun is in the right state of mind for aany of That AT ALLLL rn either.#and as well w inho not being intersted in that way. and also he shot his brother bc it was aconflict of interests. btw.#whatever tho lol the memes and shit r funny as fuckkkkk so idc. keep fucking#anyways sangihun 🔛🔝 for fucking everrrrrer in terms of an actual ship#tho i dont think they wld ever be canon either. well i mean. for obvious reasons#but also bc i dont PERSONALLY think sangwoo wld ever allow himself that. BYE#idk idk idk maybe i am wrong and i know nothing.#SORRY. ik i am fighting invsisible demons again i just saw a post abt Sickos who know Nothing abt the Themes…. NO GUYS.. PROMMY THATS NOT ME
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“Why choose me, who does not even offer up prayer in your name, to be your Champion? Surely you could pick another, anyone else, surely, there is someone better suited to your trials than I,”
Felt inspired after seeing This Artwork and thoroughly toasted my brains doing posing ;w; lighting, my nemesis…
#ffxiv wol#ffxiv hydaelyn#ffxiv au’ra#somehow managed to pick just 3 screenshots out of 15+ hooray for me#tried using Ktisis again and I do like it I feel like I toast my brain less but!!!#idk. new thing. lmao. has anyone else been having trouble using loaded Ana/glamourer npcs in gpose?#I had to find a carbuncle turns into hydaelyn MOD because no matter what I tried whoever I made Hydaelyn would turn into a random Hyur man#as soon as I entered gpose. I’m up to date? and it’s acting up with Ana AND glamourer so I’m not. like. idk what’s causing this but I’m sure#it’s my fault somehow? since it’s Ana AND glamourer I am reluctant to go asking in servers for an assist OTL#feel like I’m gonna get hosed for making some obvious blunder lol#anyways.#ffxiv Mochi#Mochiie Kaisuri#makes a WoL that doesn’t believe in Hydaelyn at all. mommy’s special little pogchamp doesn’t even recognize Her authority until like.#idk when tbh. longer than ARR. lol. lmao.#man who is fully convinced he’s been tempered and is t sure why he’s Lucid. questions whether his compulsion to Do Good and Help Others#is his own or A Primals exerted will.#Endwalker spoilers#ultima thule#ffxiv Mochiie
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#hhhhhh reread the flashback chapter i wrote w d/dirk and just hooh boy i love it so much ugh#im tempted to post it on its own but i want to save that bomb of a scene for the middle of the larger fic its in#just ughhhhhhh i love everything about how i wrote d#im going nuts bc i have been working on it since like december? ish? but the past couple months have been hell for me personally#fuck like i remember going thru an entire calendar of movie release dates for that historical year and found the perfect spot#to where it accounts for historical events and events in canon and has its own special date and how the release of the movie...#...effects how d managed to make it a success and just#fuck man i researched the hell out of that and only had to put one anachronism to grease a moment in it#like#this fic is so big for me and i am so scared that i wont finish it bc i have so many things planned out for it and so many ...#...annotations i keep adding to modify things i wrote earlier in it (which is why im not publishing any of it yet)#i want to share it w the world so fucking badly but i keep getting amazing ideas to weave in from an earlier point i already wrote#cries lol#ughhh this is why im so tempted to post the flashback as a standalone chapter/separate posting#but#i wrote it to match a scene from both the previous and next chapter so i dont wanna ruin that either#fucking writers block man ahhhh wish my life wasnt shit rn bc i need to finish it#tag edit: i used the wrong spelling of affects earlier lol#but yeah ughhhh so frustrated w life rn i have such bigger problems going on rn but#rereading my fave chapter kinda just made my day at least lmao#personal#vent#kinda i guess#delete later / /#maybe idk lol#ShitPost.exe#like this wip is over 33k words and its probably not even halfway done in terms of event points i want to happen in it lmao fml#all bc i wanted to make one punchline happen which happened a long time ago before i wanted to write all that backstory into the fic
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one of these days i will go to bed at a decent time instead of working on projects until midnight 🧍
#girl u need to SLEEP ‼️‼️#me every day: wrow im so extra tired lately ... crazy .... if only there was smth i could do abt it ...#like im gonna be tired no matter what (chronic f.atigue) but. perhaps i could be a little less tired if i slept more LMAO#tomorrow i am going to finish off some cleaning and then maybe ... go to the park? and perhaps purchase an ice cream....#they are so expensive ... like $6 cad but... tomorrow is special so maybe i can let myself have one as a treat :]#I DUNNO I will have to look at the bus schedule and figure it out bc my dads also helping me clean some spiderwebs tomorrow#so it depends on when he has a moment to help me fjdkdl i wish i could just do it on my own but i got dizzy and ill when i tried yesterday#SIGH. alas! i am just glad he's okay with helping me w smth so small djfkfl i just need to make sure things are clean otherwise before that#BUT ANYWAYS IM THE RAMBLING RAMBLER RN. unintentional life update from juno i guess LOL#im determined to make this weekend good fjdkdl i need a Good Weekend bc next week i get down to business w welfare application process#dandy.cmd
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when MF DOOM said theres only 1 beer left

#vent/ a little tiny bit#im good and im strong but also#0__________________________________0#its too real#glad i work mornings every day basically now so i cant be tempted that early lol its a problem#also sorry if this uncomfortable im enjoying my blog as a space to even. express myself maybe#have not had a drinking problem since 2017 until the last 6 months basically#and im having trouble continuing to be (above) strong and good lol#literally i am one not making a caustuit post away from succumbing to the darkness. i love them for reminding me#love is everywhere. love is in all places. strength and patience will find you when you dont expect them#reminds me of 2015 crying myself to sleep from the darkness and the abuse just saying#“at least chef is happy at least chef is happy” over n over#autism special interest isnt just thing i like its thing that makes me feel whole and that i am real#i see myself and myself is real#myself cant handle this but you know who can?#a terrified damaged scientist and the people who love them. who help them beat the odds of the world and their own mind#the reserved and angry scientist who finds his purpose not in the death hes pursued but the only life he would give anything#to preserve and protect and LOVE#these thoughts i can love too..
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my søn you have new name and url... awesome stuff i am a proud dad :)
Thank uuuuu it’s character development time idk if it’s for the better or worse but I’m chillin. Gonna buy some dried mango tomorrow and be happy not that it’s relevant but I need to tell someone how pumped I am to get my dried mango. The local refill shop changed their supplier and now it has good texture so I can rest happily.
#Why did u twenty one pilotsify son… likely means nothing but alas I’m like ouououghhfhhf what’s happening here lol#The url is named after my new favourite little small joy btw. I wanted to start getting that instant microwave Quaker’s porridge again#Because the golden syrup one is very childhood to me but the sachets aren’t recyclable so I was like suck my balls quaker you’re owned by#Unilever or Coca Cola or some comically evil conglomerate anyways so I was really sad until I noticed that the Sainsbury’s ones are all jus#In paper so there’s no problemo recycle it easy and there’s a cinnamon one!!!! One of the flavours of all time!!! So now I have cinnamon#Porridge and a banana with a glass of water for my breakfast and it makes me happy#I need a slow morning where I take time for myself and my breakfast helps with that#The other part of that is my shower which… oh boy buddy (lush special interest. I am insane. If I start talking I will not stop)
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I hate all commercials except whatever is going on in that t mobile commercial where Jason Momoa does back flips & Zack Braff pulls down his shirt. & the Folgers incest commercial of course but that goes without saying.
#I really do hate most commercials but those 2 are special to me#it’s not that they work exactly#I don’t even have t mobile & I’m not interested who even ever bothers to switch phone companies like. who thinks about that lol.#& I mean Folgers. obviously I buy Folgers who doesn’t it’s the cheapest brand & its at ever convenience store#but like. not because of the commercial#I will admit I chuckle to myself & think mmm. incest <3 every time I make coffee#but that’s just because I am a freak who is easily amused#god. I’ll never relate to people who get bored easily I’m so constantly amused by my own thoughts
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this year tbh i may just make like strawberry box cake for the cake flavor cause. i like strawberry box cake i like how it doesnt taste very much like actual strawberries it has like its own flavor lol
#if anyone has a good strawberry-flavored cake recipe they reccomend lemme know but i might just box cake it up and decorate it nice#last years portal cake i made from scratch but that was like an extremely special cake for me i wanted to make my own portal cake for years#but i'll see .. i also kind of am rotating a tres leches situation#but i dont think i can decorate that one the same due to the nature of the cake lol
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this was not supposed to be a doll tumblr but dolls (specifically the lines that i care about) have moved from hyperfixation to special interest and they’re what i think abt 80% of the time my brain is not focused on important tasks LOL
i mean i have always liked dolls (when i was younger my favorites were lalaloopsys. cant believe i got rid of them, i had so many and i miss them everyday now😥) i just appreciate the process of bringing a doll into fruition so much more now.
but,, i promise i like other things,,,, like art! even tho all ive been drawing lately are doll faces in order to be more confident in my outcomes when i start customizing dolls 😅
#tbh dolls helped me to find motivation in my other hobbies!#i havent drawn regularly in some time but i am always wanted to draw my dolls lately and try to copy their screenings#and it makes me want to pick up sewing again so i can make them their own lil special outfits🥺#i could sew them clothes in my closet and we could match!!! ugh thats everything🥹#dollblr#doll collection#doll collector#fashion dolls#monster high#bratz#decora girlz#lol omg dolls#rainbow high#shadow high#lalaloopsy
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every time i think about rose’s ending i go a little more insane
#i am just SO conflicted about it#i definitely believe her and tentoo worked it all out and got their happy ending and living their best lives#and i think its rly poetic that in the end it was THE MAN who gave up everything so he could be with the girl#instead of rose having to give up her humanity - the thing the doctor loved so much about her#and tentoo IS the doctor#but like#rose never has to face the same lesson every other companion has to that they have to leave the doctor#and idk if that’s a good or a bad thing#also that fact shes just in a different universe now not of her own fucks with me#like she considered dead in the main universe and that genuinely makes me sad#and she can never see jack or sarah ane ever again#as the first companion of the nuwho era she definitely deserves a unique and special ending#but ig cuz we never specifically get closure in the show about her and tentoo’s relationship ig that’s why i go back and fourth on it#just hope my girl is happy#doctor who#not putting this in the main rose tags no one needs to see my nonsens lol
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