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idk-my-aesthetic · 9 months ago

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Respectfully if you are on a train and take up a table seat and don’t even use it I am eating your phone

#there’s only so many table seats on the commuter railAUGH #4-6 per car it’s a shared table #I get it if the train is full or if it’s super empty and you want a place for your elbows #but if I’m going 45 minutes all the way to the end of the line and you’re only 15 minutes from your stop #and you deprive me of my ability to use my laptop to get some work done before my aderall gives out and I pass the fuxk out #i am eating your phone #biteing it straight from your hand #I will grind the glass into dust with the strength of my jaw #also fuck you to whoever lied on the schedule claiming that it’s very empty #this is not very empty it’s one degree below max capacity #and who the hell keeps deciding to close off whole ass cars #is there something wrong with the car?? do you not have someone to monitor it???#I can see the damn thing is empty let me IN!!!!!!#what’s the point of taxes when the trains still suck #we pay police so damn much why don’t they run the fucking trains #yada yada defund the police acab and all that #I’m so tired ur honor

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mitskiluvr · 8 months ago

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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings

#mystic messenger #mysme #jumin han #saeyoung choi #this post is mainly about those two #i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU #like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him #or... basic human rights actually #when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac #also seven's route is so frustrating #like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it #but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself #I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH #zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person #at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE #sorry wow im really into this game #i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me #also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite #doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks #i say that with love

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dragonji · 2 days ago

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now I Know this is being overdramatic and petty which is why im posting about it instead of actually saying anything but I wish to fucking god my roommate would stop having ppl over without warning me beforehand.

#j.txt #genuinely cannot think of any instance since last year where she hasnt had someone over for more than 3 days in a row #and for the past couple weeks its been her shitty ex who shes already told me she cut off bc of things he did to her when they were first #dating so like. girl im trying not to judge but What Gives !!!#and it wouldnt even be nearly as much of a problem if they werent constantly in the kitchen or living room. ik its me being neurotic #and antisocial but I Hate fixing my meals with people around like if im cooking for/with someone thats different but otherwise it bothers m #so fucking bad. idc if ur back together with him yall just go to your side of the space please!!!!!!!#theyre never even doing anything that would necessitate being in the common areas like she has her own tv in her room that they watch so in #living room they just sit there on their phones. and I'm trying so hard to be polite abt it #but I dont want that man in my goddamn house for weeks without paying rent like .am I insane or does that truly just not make any sense #just realized I mistyped at beginning of this when I say since last year to clarify I mean since last aug when she moved in #anyways .guess I'll wait until they clear out to go eat which will prob be around four hours if precedent serves .🙃#vent #delete later

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pikslasrce · 6 months ago

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*guy who doesnt do anything or go anywhere or talk to anyone voice* why am i miserable

#it feels like a spiral that keeps coiling tighter and tighter and youre trapped in it bc bad habits beget more bad habits #and you start wondering if youre lethargic and melancholic bc youre acting like this Or if youre acting like this bc youre lethargic etc #its like..#theres so much i Want to do. and then i dont do it? when theres literally nothing stopping me??? i just sleep and eat (not enough rlly)#and i dont do anything. no chores. tbh im not even on my phone That much it just feels like time is ticking and slipping by and im not doing #the things that i Want to do or Should do in order to get to a place i want to be at.#like bro i dont even brush my teeth properly anymore like how did that happen its like. where am i? mentally??#do i need therapy? medication?? do i need someone to grab me by the shoulders and tell me to get my shit together???? idk....#piksla.txt

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someprettyname · 3 days ago

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yall gotta learn how to ruin your own damn birthday party from my father, ruins the excitement and anticipation of those organizing better than if someone else ruins your party <3

#Vent #Second time #Second fucking time #Hold me back #Hold me back or i might punch this mf right in the face I'm so fucking annoyed #He'd have complained subtly passively like he does #being a whiny little bitch about it later IF we didn't do this for him #And now that we did he's being all eh and moody and dragging himself around #WHO WILL TELL HIM SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GOTTA LET YOUR FUCKING MOOD SWINGS DICTATE YOUR DAMN REACTION TO STUFF #ATLEAST FUCKING SMILE?????????#WHAT'S KILLING IN YOU TO FUCKING *SMILE*?????????#yeah well whatever #Fucker #Atleast i get to eat good food #Ugh #Also #Let's not forget how he was toooooo busy looking at SOMETHING in his phone when I went to wish him at midnight #No thank you #No smiles #No looking up #GREAT #am I the younger one here?#What an asshole #IF. YOU. HAVE. A. PROBLEM.#SAY IT OUT BITCH #but no. He won't do that either.

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strawbubbysugar · 1 year ago

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I think it’s mildly funny that I’ve had these as part of my DCA phone decor and they showed up in the Pry/ncess ref sheet (or at least the morning glory). Now I’m going to be reminded of the Bethroned AU when I open my phone <3

EHEHEHE I AM IN YOUR PHONE

#ask #I AM IN YOUR PHONE EATING YOUR GIGABITES #CHOMP CHOMP

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ch3rr13zk1n · 1 year ago

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Screw you guys *makes a hyperviolent oc because I'm starting to get in my edgy phase*

ALSO YES ITS A MULTIFANDOM OC I CAN STUFF INTO MY FANDOMS FREELY BECAUSE ITS A SHAPESHIFTER

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bandedbulbussnarfblat · 5 months ago

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I got a packet from the social security people I have to fill out and have sent back in--by mail--by the 26th. I got it on Friday. And I haven't looked at it til now, bc I was so stressed out about my dog being sick and i feel so overwhelmed. They want all my medical records from the last year, which I don't have, because I've only started keeping that stuff since I had my complete mental breakdown and she took me out of work. And there's so many pages and so much information they want. They have to nitpick my whole fucking life, before they can decide I deserve health. Being disabled in this country is a fucking nightmare. Instead of trying to hep, the just look for reasons to disqualify you. Because they don't want to help us; they just want us to go away

#america is a trashfire #i can't even leave my house alone #i literally have been in tears every time they call me #bc taking on the phone to strangers gives me that much anxiety #i can't function #i can't remember anything longer than a few seconds #i can't focus or concentrate on anything #i have to set alarms just to remind me to do things like eat or take meds #i forget to shower sometimes. others i'm too tired to bother #i literally went an entire week without showering recently. bc i didn't remember to do it #i am not well #and i just need help long enough to get well #but how am i supposed to get it? if they make you wait 200+ days just to hear if your claim is accepted #how am i supposed to survive until then?#I can't work bc i can't leave home with having panic attacks #i can't file for unemployment bc to do so you have to be actively looking for a job #and to get disability i have to prove that i can't work #i could probably work if i found a job i could do from home that payed enough to live off of #not to mention they want me to list any income from may-july #which i didn't make any working. but my brother lives me and gives me money to deposit for the bills #that are all in my name bc he hadn't established credit when we moved in. and my credit was better back then #bc i couldn't afford to leave home until i was 28. so my credit was literally based off my student loan payments #and they were pretty low bc i did the income based thing #i'm getting my parents to come help me with the paperwork #not bc i can't understand it. but bc i literally cannot remember something i read 30 seconds ago

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girlivealwaysbean · 5 months ago

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okay ventpost time im bored and my period is late

#my mother is leaving AGAIN #to stay with my father #bhai mujhe nahi rehna akele i don't want to parent my brother #i don't want to cook or stress about what to eat and clothes and laundry and literally buying vegetables every few days #well all these things are just surface level but i REALLYYYYY do not want to live alone with my thoughts #i want to study i can't just study on my phone with no adult mere sarr pe khade hoke asking ki itna tv #kyu dekh rahi hai kya hua class kyu nahi attend kari #kar liya try bhai call me immature and childish and pathetic and dependent and undisciplined whatever but mere bas ki baat nahi hai #also ooooh listen to my moms great solution: she'll stay there and dad will come!! to live with us two!! alone!! haha.#it's sk fucking sad and repetitively traumatizing ki i don't even know how to react #my sister is the only kid both my parents like when she stays home things are mostly calm and happy #they dote on her they tolerate us #and they should i love her too but now i feel like crying because i don't want her to stay back just for me??? my stupid mental health??#she's doing enough by staying here till rakhi just because i asked her begged her to not leave me alone mami ke side #she could've fucked off and gone to live her life 10 days ago #it's not fair #the person i love and want to live with.. if she stays she's miserable and her being miserable mskes me miserable #i just. i miss her so much. she already feels so distant and busy and then she'll go abroad and totally forget about me right #who doesn't need all this constant depression holding you back weighing you down when you're living your best life #i hate that there's no solution i just have to grow up and be okay with it #i already got more time with her than i thought she stayed home like 2 years extra cause of covid #3 actually #ab why am i crying it was a good day #also i don't want to make it all about me but like. idk when i was picturing my adult life i was thinking like #night clubs and gay bars and beaches at night #i never factored in real factors like the horrifying fucking country we live in 💀💀#it's just it was the only thing that kept me going the promise of a better future #but now what.#and like #it's feels so stupid now the fact that i sometimes want to like

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nerdyfangirlingbooks · 6 months ago

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Every now and then I remember the times I would mention to my flatmate that I was thinking of buying myself something reasonably expensive (that I had been eyeing up for months and had budgeted for) and she'd tell me that I shouldn't spend that much money on something I didn't need and it would be stupid etc etc while she regularly impulse bought things that cost at least as much and she would use once (while complaining that she was under a lot of financial stress and couldn't afford <$3/week for 2 months for a rental washing machine when ours broke). She is... perhaps not my first call for financial advice

#like I get that you're financially stressed but also it feels a bit rich to complain about it when you're on student allowance (not loan)#and your parents still contribute to things for you even though allowance is supposed to be for people whose parents can't afford to help #and you get multiple scholarships a year even though you're technically not eligible for half of them anymore but then as soon as the money #comes in from those you spend it all on a brand new dress for your sister's hen's do picnic because you can't wear the same dress as you #will for the actual hen's night or the wedding. Better buy a full price one at an expensive store instead of looking in a single op shop or #borrowing one from one of your three sisters who are all roughly the same size #god life must be so tough for you getting the same amount of money as the rest of us on student loan except you only have to pay back half #like the only money you have to live off is the same as what the rest of us get + scholarships (plural) plus what you earnt in your summer #internship? how could you possibly survive??#anyway I am NOT a fan of people who are like 'oh you say you have no money for rent but you have a phone?' because that's bullshit #and the whole 'millenials need to stop eating avocado toast so they can buy a house' thing is also bullshit #however. If you pay $60/week for a gym when you have access to the free uni one (or any other gym in the country is like $20)#and you buy uber eats multiple times a week for like $30+ each time despite having a premade meal in the fridge. and you get multiple #scholarships which mean you are arguably among the more well off students. AND you impulse buy things that cost over $100 regularly #then maybe the problem is not that you don't have enough money to split the rental costs of a washing machine (<$3 each/week)#maybe you are just bad with money #which is fine like it's not like it's unfixable it's just annoying when you act like you're worse off than people whose only money is what #they get from student loan each week so they eat beans on rice for dinner for a week #because that's all they could afford (yes I know people who did this. Yes she complained more than them)#so no I don't think I'm gonna be taking financial advice from you babes because one of us has entertained the idea of a budget to help with #finances and it's not you xx #(she turned down offers of financial help/advice/books to borrow from multiple people multiple times. I 100% get that you might not want to #talk to people about it especially your friends but we had multiple books on finances lying around the flat which she always said she didn't #need. And then she'd continue to complain that she didn't have enough money #god forbid you suggest something like going to a cheaper gym (or worse. The perfectly fine free uni gym!)#again. Her gym cost $60/week for most of last year until they brought in a student discount which was 'only' $45/week #the next most expensive gym chain I can find costs maybe $30/week for the highest membership level #to get what she was getting she would only need like a $20 membership #BUT to be fair she wouldn't get such strong culty vibes at any other gym #lol anyway sorry for the rant. I could keep going but apparently you can only have 30 tags and this is the last one

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the-stove-is-divorced · 1 year ago

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i wish apple updates, ANY UPDATES, that change one small thing in the worst way possible while giving you no option to take it back, already having taken my info, my data, my privacy, now demanding what little joy and dignity I have left, a very much i hope you perish with fire on your skin and water in your lungs with the knowledge no one will ever love you and no one has.

#morg rambles #why is there an arrow telling me im using caps lock #did you chucklefucks forget there is a literal LIGHT that GLOWS when i am using capslock #did you fucker mouth breathing shit eating worm guzzling FREAKS not LET YOUR MIND PROCESS that when i am TYPING and i FUCKING SEE the lette #IS IN CAPS #I THEREFORE KNOW IT IS IN CAPS #I DO NOT NEEEEEEEEEEED #IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FROM #FOR AN ANNOYING LITTLE SCREEN ARROW TO TELL ME #i do not nEEEEEEEEEED for my phone is now AUTOMATICALLY blur my OWN FUCKING IMAGES for my wallpaper #WHY #would you make it a two click process TO SEND MEMES OR PHOTOS OR VOICE MEMOS when it was always A ONE CLICK PROCESS #i feel like they SNIFF out whatever actually works and then REMOVE IT WITH GREAT HASTE BECAUSE GOD FORBID WE HAVE JOY AND DIGNITY IN THIS #TECH FUELED NIGHTMARE #I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN #IF NOT FOR THE FACT I KNOW THERE IS GREAT PAINS ON THE OTHER SIDE I WOULD SWITCH BEFORE YOU COULD BLINK #i do not need the minds behind this to perish i need them to DIE with FIRE ON THEIR SKIN and WATER IN THEIR LUNGS #i need to get this out my system before i start foaming at the mouth in unbridled agony #that is all #thank you for coming to my ted talk #fuck apple #fuck updates #rambles idk idk

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fishareglorious · 2 years ago

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Uhh.... pretty sure this skill has 1 coin only and not... whatever is going on here.

#limbus company #limbussin'#this happens sometimes which is really minor inconvinence #though the bug where your skills turn white does grate on my nerves #my phone is small and my eyesight is failing. how am i supposed to know whether or not someone is using their defense skill instead of atk?#also started canto iv and so far the enemies are not ‘im about to distort rn’ levels of hard #i will probably eat my words later though lmao

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backhurtyy · 1 year ago

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crazy how many people just. don’t know how to be an audience member at the theatre.

#i’ve seen people on their phones. people tearing into their snacks. people talking full volume behind me.#like y’all. shut up. sit down. get off your phone. eat quietly if you’re going to eat. it’s not that hard #am i a bit of a snob??? maybe so. but like. come on.

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milflewis · 2 years ago

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going to go lie in some grass and scream into the dirt or smth and see if things are a little better after that

#nothing like waking up at 6am to study for an exam that you are unbelievably fucked for and then getting a call an hour before said exam #to find out that a friend of yours is missing. bc. that’s. so .#and i’m not even in the same fucking county. what am i supposed to do about this #and i was told by a mutual person who i am no longer friends with bc of a falling out that was similiar to this lmao and woah #idk if u’ve ever answered a phone at 11am on 2 hours sleep. half high from exhaustion. 2 a person talkin to you with Hate in their voice #but it’s wild #if i ever die from a curse or smth it’s bc of her #i am so v bad with not being able to do nothing and i can feel myself shutting down and can and don’t want to do anything to stop it #just got to get through these exams and hope that she’s found and ok. i just. idk. i’m just tired and i want to hug her and have her tell me #about her gf who i find so annoying but she loves and steal her socks bc they have cool designs and watch spiderman like we’re 15 again #three days. three fucking days she’s been gone and no one told me #i want to not have to miss ppl. i want to not have to do another reading in a church. i want to refuse to eat her terrible baking. i want to #listen to her tell me everything i do wrong in life even tho that’s kind of awful. i want to sleep. i want. i want #ignore this i just needed to get it out so i didn’t give out to ppl where it wouldn’t do any good #at least i found out what was being hidden from me lol #delete later

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whysamwhy123 · 1 year ago

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Any unpopular opinions?

(Sleepover Sunday, I guess, because I'm only getting to this now, whoops!) ALL I HAVE ARE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS, LOL. Seriously, I'm lucky I only have, like, seven followers because otherwise I'd be chased off this website with torches and pitchforks. I'll try to give a mildly spicy one and not to be too much of a bitch...we'll see...

Toni Storm's current character/gimmick is A THOUSAND times more creative and original than anything any man on that roster has done in YEARS. And the fact that she's not on this PPV card is a fucking travesty. But I'm not surprised because TK hates women, and wrestling fans simply do not show up for women's wrestling the same way they do for boring white guys doing the most generic, tired, old Heel 101 bullshit 🙂🙂🙂

Ah, fuck it, one more because I bitch about this every week anyways - that Nigel wanker on Collision is one of the worst commentators I've ever heard. He's so annoying! He spends more time putting himself over than the talent in the ring (literally the opposite of a commentator's job) and he clearly has no respect for the women because as soon as a women's match starts, he immediately starts talking about unrelated male wrestlers. Or just himself! And that's when he's not making pervy comments about them - dude makes JR sound like a feminist icon by comparison. I am uncooly judging everyone on here who thirsts over him. Come on, people, standards! Y'all gonna start thirsting over the Qanon moron next?

#Thanks for sending this in - sorry for going off and being a huge bitch!#*swirls my brandy glass from up here on my high horse* Why I could NEVER thirst over any random shitty white man in his forties! Poohoohoo!#*grumbles under my breath*#No I merely thirst over 20-something fuckboys who look like they have to call their moms on the phone every night without fail #So I really shouldn't judge but I am anyway *shrugs*#*looks both ways* OK is everyone gone? No one still paying attention?#Then a BONUS SUPER SPICY SUPER UNPOPULAR OPINION APPEARS! Read at your own risk...#Better Than You Bay Bay is some of the lamest shit I've ever seen #I already found both of those characters relentlessly uninteresting and/or stale but now they're so watered down it's UNBEARABLE #It drives me crazy how much TV time is dominated by this one thing #AND IT SIMPLY WILL NOT END!!#Max should have turned on Adam months ago then we could have moved onto something new but nooooooooooooooooooo #This thing has to DRAG ON FOREVER while the women can't get more than 30 seconds to cut a promo #Also it sucks how they took Maria out of the Kingdom just for this storyline #Because TK didn't want a GIIIIIIIRL getting her gross COOTIES all over his precious bro-tastic manfeels story #And everyone's eating this shit up with a spoon #Because nothing drives fandom crazier than two mediocre white dudes queerbaiting 🙂🙂🙂#....but like I respect other people's opinions if they enjoy it power to them! Good for y'all- at least someone's eating well #But I will never understand and I'll ALWAYS wish that a women's storyline could get half as much love and attention #....please don't hate me for this!#Is this my personal Gripebomb? LOL #*CM Punk voice* Contrary to popular belief I'm a very nice guy...

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malkaviian · 2 years ago

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i have a headache but also i dont want to go to sleep just yet dkjnfjds i want me-time

(warning: as i was writing the tags of this post this turned into another kinda-heavy rant about the situation my group of friends and i are. so keep that in mind)

#things were weird today when She(tm) was there but when she left things were normal again #but these hours were kinda stressful rip or more like... there was an inherent discomfort and tension in the air #with some ugly commentaries and actions on her part. like its your (supposed) best friend's birthday at least try to hide your disgust 👍#birthday you ~apparently~ forgot until it the day before. also you didnt had a single penny to spend on the gift for him #but you sure as hell had it to go eat with your college friends to expensive places! girl at least dont post about it on insta #and just in case; this wasnt a '*goes to expensive places before* -oh i dont have money sowwy :(('#this was a '-oh i dont have money sowwy :(( *goes to expensive places after it*'#what we were asking for collaboration was way less than what she spent on those places. it was AT THE VERY LEAST 3000 ars per food #and you know what she wanted to give for the gift? 500 ars!!! you cant buy shit with it; let alone if we only collaborated with 500 each #like she wanted. we're 4; genuine question what kinda shit can you buy for $2000. maybe a good quality cup but we already gave him that #but even then the point is not the money; the thing is the attitude. you cant spend more than $500 on us #but you can spend at least $6000 on your other friends; given you went to eat with them two days in a row. priorities i guess?#OH! and talking about it!! can you fucking believe she INVESTIGATED the phone of our ~new~ friend (the one shes jealous of)#and DEADASS said 'oh i see. my mom has an A51'. our friend has an A20 if im not wrong; which might not be an A51 but its. still expensive??#also your mom has an A51 but you have an iPhone 5 since you were on high school. but hey; apple i am right?? inherently better than an A20 #sorry i have less than that; i have an A10s (that i got on the start of 2020). can i still breathe the same air as you and your mom /s #once again the problem is not the money or the phone or WHATEVER. its the fucking attitude shes having. you want to pretend you have money #and act like youre superior to people who 'dont'; when in reality YOU ARE MIDDLE CLASS. YOU ARENT UPPER CLASS; NOT EVEN UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS #YOURE MIDDLE CLASS. MIDDLE CLASS LIKE THE REST OF US; NOT LIKE YOUR COLLEGE FRIENDS YOU LOVE SO MUCH AND WANT TO IMPRESS #YOU SPEND MONEY YOU DEFINITELY DONT HAVE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO APPEAR UPPER-MIDDLE AT THE VERY LEAST. but thats a lie #a lie that if these beloved friends bothered to ACTUALLY know even the slightest about you; like we do; would fall apart. but they wouldnt!#because they dont care about you as much as we care(d). do you think they will tolerate this fucking attitude youre having towards us?#no they wouldnt. trust me; they WOULDNT. they will tell you to fuck off and leave you completely alone. go cry a river.#god fucking dammit why are you like this. WHY you turned like this. or rather; why we were SO GODDAMN blind we didnt noticed this before #negative

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