#i am deadly serious

[orangepeelshortbreadcookies]

Now that we're probably gonna have an East Asian Sophie, I don't want to see a dull-ass white wedding dress on her season. My precious bean deserves better than that. We deserve better than that. If babygirl is marrying in only one colour, it's red. Red, with embroideries. And preferably some big ass sleeves. And if you still try to stick her with some white frock (that is not even historically accurate anyway), show? I beg you, at least have the decency to give her a big cool hat.

Have the decency to be at least this cunty

[lyslsstuff]

I have zero money but i will rip my soul to shreds, give up my first born, burn like a fucking witch. If any author writes MK1 Johnlaoshi.

[calmmyfears]

i am not a violent person but i wanna punch parents who say their infant is having a meltdown when its just a baby doing what babies are supposed to do. babies cry, babies fuss, babies don't need to be shushed. babies, toddlers and children of all ages need to be assured that crying and being "a handful" is normal and okay. your child is not having a meltdown, your child is being human.

[sounds-void-fishy]

crowley is a fag that uses dyke/dykes pronouns. aziraphale is a dyke that uses fag/fags pronouns. sometimes they switch. send tweet

[seijorhi]

Hiii I don't really know what to call you because I don't want to be disrespectful if I got it wrong 😅 but thank u for your stories you don't know how much it I appreciate your writing and I find comfort in them so thank you I hope that ur doing ok and I wish u all the happiness un the world 🙌🙌

Well my name is rhi so you can call me that, but tbh I’ll answer to pretty much any kinda endearment, too

And thank you!!! That’s why I’m still here n kicking <33 ily!!

[davy-zeppeli]

bruh I bet I could play a mean tune on a banjo. fr.

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

THANK GOD

we have done it!! We have fucking done it!! We killed kosa!!

im so proud of everyone for coming together and defending that horrid bill. Thank you for your help

Edit: we won the battle big the war but a win is still a win

[bastardwhoisnamedrat]

i think they should print the hays code on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it every day

[ltcolonelcarter]

C, P and W for le asks. Cheers for putting up with me mate

💕💕💕

“putting up with you” PFFFFT you’re a damn treasure

send me a letter — anonymous or not

[girls-online]

kind of obsessed with how the increasing bucktommy fandom divide—exacerbated by the influx of new, post-buck-coming-out, overwhelmingly team tommy, fans—has introduced eddie haters into the fandom in ways we have never seen before. there are headcanons and fics wishing on his downfall, and in some cases his death, plotting to reinscribe christopher as bucktommy’s child. this is delicious to me. eddie diaz, you are now a villain. you are a hot girl. you are the template. they are tuning in to watch you suffer and fumble when real ones know that you will rise from the ashes of this cheating storyline like your dead wife did and remind everyone who you are. you are that bitch. you are my baby. you are now one of my elite employees. eddie girls rise 🆙 we are so back…

[calmmyfears]

I am so tired of everyone saying to get offline more, I mean I get it. but also this place is the only thing that kept me sane and where I feel like I can really be myself. you're telling me I should give that up? me thinks not.

[malacandrax]

im fine, totally neurotypical.

[grace-williams-xo]

ALSO ALSO when asked what other stories/prequels they’d like, Arsema Thomas (aka Agatha in qc) said she wants to see the origins of the den of iniquity and like,,,, if Netflix haven’t started writing that yet,,,, I want it yesterday I’m being so serious. Bring back Arsema too she is the loml

you know what I want to see come back? lady danbury's game night for married women. I want to see Kate and Penelope at one of those, taking zero prisoners and winning a ridiculous amount of money. that was like the funnest scene of season one and every time I remember it I feel robbed that we've only seen the event once.

[davy-zeppeli]

bruh I bet I could play a mean tune on a banjo. fr.

[gr8writingtips]

me the last time i was working on [project], having just written a 220k word draft of the first book: when i rewrite this i need to take out all the fun, unnecessary bits, no matter how much i like them, because i need to make this a super serious novel

me now: yeah fuck that i'm just gonna reframe the whole thing so the silly bits are the focus and cut out everything else

[finniestoncrane]

nobody talk to me for three business days i have to spend my time pretending to be in a cowboy au with nick