#i am deadly serious
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Now that we're probably gonna have an East Asian Sophie, I don't want to see a dull-ass white wedding dress on her season. My precious bean deserves better than that. We deserve better than that. If babygirl is marrying in only one colour, it's red. Red, with embroideries. And preferably some big ass sleeves. And if you still try to stick her with some white frock (that is not even historically accurate anyway), show? I beg you, at least have the decency to give her a big cool hat.
Have the decency to be at least this cunty
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I have zero money but i will rip my soul to shreds, give up my first born, burn like a fucking witch. If any author writes MK1 Johnlaoshi.
#i am deadly serious#i swear#WALLAH#I AM USING MY OWN RELIGION'S WAY OF SWEAR TO GOD#I AM DESPRATE#IT CAN BE ANYTHING#FROM FLUFF TO ANGST TO MCD TO CRACK TO MPREG#I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK#PLEASE#anyways#mortal kombat#mk1#johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#mortal kombat 1#kung lao#johnlaoshi#Johnlao#Laoshi#johnshi
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i am not a violent person but i wanna punch parents who say their infant is having a meltdown when its just a baby doing what babies are supposed to do. babies cry, babies fuss, babies don't need to be shushed. babies, toddlers and children of all ages need to be assured that crying and being "a handful" is normal and okay. your child is not having a meltdown, your child is being human.
#i am deadly serious#this is how trauma is created#believe me i know#random ranting#not so random thoughts
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Just watched bayonetta 3 and I gotta say, whoever decided that last minute ending and epilogue
#bayonetta#bayonetta 3#Thought bayo of all people would be free of the fan authors service#I am literally about to throw hands at nearly midnight#*ALL OF HER ALTERNATE TIMELINES*#I am. FURIOUS#cereza#They tried so hard not to leave the fans anything#If I see the person who decided to do a dmc I will throttle on sight#I am DEADLY SERIOUS#Bayo 3 what bayo 3#ON. SIGHT.
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Gawain and Lancelot buddy cop movie
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crowley is a fag that uses dyke/dykes pronouns. aziraphale is a dyke that uses fag/fags pronouns. sometimes they switch. send tweet
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Hiii I don't really know what to call you because I don't want to be disrespectful if I got it wrong 😅 but thank u for your stories you don't know how much it I appreciate your writing and I find comfort in them so thank you I hope that ur doing ok and I wish u all the happiness un the world 🙌🙌
Well my name is rhi so you can call me that, but tbh I’ll answer to pretty much any kinda endearment, too
And thank you!!! That’s why I’m still here n kicking <33 ily!!
#but if you call me senpai or some nonsense#mommy#goddess#I will not only not answer#you will get blocked :))#I am deadly serious#rhi answers
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bruh I bet I could play a mean tune on a banjo. fr.
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THE END OF YOUR SCARIAN WHATNOW
I've made my promises anon. do your part
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THANK GOD
we have done it!! We have fucking done it!! We killed kosa!!
im so proud of everyone for coming together and defending that horrid bill. Thank you for your help
Edit: we won the battle big the war but a win is still a win
#lgbtq#kosa#kosa bill#kids online safety act#fuck kosa#stop kosa#kids online safety bill#tell everyone you know#screw this fr#this can get people killed#i am deadly serious
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I am so tired of everyone saying to get offline more, I mean I get it. but also this place is the only thing that kept me sane and where I feel like I can really be myself. you're telling me I should give that up? me thinks not.
#disabled#tired of it all#i am deadly serious#if i didn't have this online space#i wouldn't have made it out alive of the abuse
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i think they should print the hays code on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it every day
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C, P and W for le asks. Cheers for putting up with me mate
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“putting up with you” PFFFFT you’re a damn treasure
send me a letter — anonymous or not
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kind of obsessed with how the increasing bucktommy fandom divide—exacerbated by the influx of new, post-buck-coming-out, overwhelmingly team tommy, fans—has introduced eddie haters into the fandom in ways we have never seen before. there are headcanons and fics wishing on his downfall, and in some cases his death, plotting to reinscribe christopher as bucktommy’s child. this is delicious to me. eddie diaz, you are now a villain. you are a hot girl. you are the template. they are tuning in to watch you suffer and fumble when real ones know that you will rise from the ashes of this cheating storyline like your dead wife did and remind everyone who you are. you are that bitch. you are my baby. you are now one of my elite employees. eddie girls rise 🆙 we are so back…
#this is obviously satire before any weirdos get ahold of this#i’m like 80% unserious and 20% deadly serious#there was a fic in the ao3 buddie that fantasized about my man’s DEATHHH i am only a girl#buddie#911 buddie#eddie diaz#911 speculation#911 on abc
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im fine, totally neurotypical.
#mal talks#halsin#this started as a joke and then i became deadly serious about finishing it#in#again#a completely neurotypical way#i am not diagnosed but perhaps there are signs#perhaps#this is only the sfw ones..........................................
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bruh I bet I could play a mean tune on a banjo. fr.
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