#i am a beast bro

[ambrozjas]

you ever destroy the opposing team in a video game and you play like the manliest character and then once you win you just say “ggs >~<!!!!” or is it just me

[possession1981-moving]

THE FIRST OMEN dir. Arkasha Stevenson, 2024

[meanyart]

"Do we have a deal?"

[kavalyera]

i rlly wish kindred have their own form of reddit just imagine all the r/advice posts there are from fledglings

[hurglewurm]

me: we are Not going to worsen our life while in a minor depressive episode

the brain: :/

[iwantofall]

i hope theres alby under the christmas tree

[whipitgod]

apologies if the hannibal oneshot doesnt get posted tn im pretty sure i have food poisoning 😀👍

[dragonkingz159]

Side tangent.

FUCK one sided Machine Curse.

Nearly the entirety of the Magikrab Gauntlet has the Machine Curse sticker somewhere. I have no idea who is wearing it but it permeates the entire train.

It breaks so many little fun combos with stickers you could do like you can’t use Automation, Roll Again, Random Starter, or Custom Starter on anything that is not a direct buff to yourself because otherwise you look like a complete dumbass when whatever you throw out there reflects back to you.

And that’d be fine. Honest. It would be. Because I know it has to be there to prevent the whole Khepri six Random Starter Headshot thing. And NORMALLY it means that the enemy can’t do the same to you because Machine Curse is an aura sticker which means that no one can use passive stickers to do things because it always reflects back regardless of who uses it.

Except Magikrab is a dick who applies Machine Curse to your side, and your side of the field, only.

So you have to sit there and watch the opponent use Roll Again or Automation and not get screwed over by the Machine Curse that you KNOW is THERE. It’s aggravating.

Hoooo hohoho it’s like salt in a wound. Because I’m sitting here wanting to use like little debuffs when I switch in or an automated ionized air thing on a AP Factory Lapacitor but no. Than I sit there an watch a Pryomeleon use Roll Again and hit me with a Damage Roll and I seethe.

Oh it just grinds the gears

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

[sirsugarmeat]

I’ve seen a lot of people be like, “oh how did people NOT know that Mr. Beast isn’t a good person?? Isn’t it obvious once you watch any one of his videos?”

And, like, yeah. I think to most sentient adults it was clear that this was prime fake-charitable philanthrocapitalism. But I think a majority of us who are celebrating this wave of Anti-MrBeast content are just happy that someone from the inside came forward with more tangible stories and proof that he’s actually abhorrent that even people who didn’t think he was bad before can’t ignore.

I think a majority of sentient adults, before this whole thing, saw a Mr Beast video once or at least heard of him and said, “I vaguely know what he’s up to; he reeks of finance bro. I don’t like him, but all I can do is not watch his content” because to Mr Beast fans there was nothing you could definitively say that would “prove” that he was a bad person.

But now there is, and it’s sparked a movement of people trying to expose more of his shitty practices, and I’m just grateful that those people can finally be heard now instead of immediately dismissed because Mr Beast “donates to charity”.

[lycanpunk666]

Hey guys why didn’t you tell me the Butcher fucking rules

[woundlingus]

What the fuck is up with alarm clock anxiety it’s actually the worst. New job, new people, I’ve been out for like five years with disability in the prime of my youth so I’m a little awkward. I don’t care about ANY of that. My alarm clock scary, tummy hurt, oooooh alarm gonna yell at me in the morning better wake up ten times in the night just incase I can wake a minute before hand and not have it yell at me I don’t likey :( cause I’m just a little guy ooooh don’t yell at meeeeee :(

[chipjrwibignaturals]

you see the way my brain works is that if you make a crossover big and self-indulgent enough it will always be cool. humanity peaked with subspace emissary

[7-oh-ta1]

When I see ppl hating on king rhoam i start blacking out and seeing visions

[figs-oliomedley]

I DID IT I FIGURED HIM OUT

My best Jestro drawings feat. my other attempts at drawing him

They say that failure is the best teacher well god dammit I’m gonna make myself fuck up so many times

[jakowskis]

counted up alllll my tw fic and it's... 170k words 🙃 in 14 months 🙃 and im still not sick of these assholes. dude im gonna be here for a whileee. head in hands