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Get off dating apps. The love of your life is in the saw bathroom.
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The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
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reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading
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HUGH JACKMAN in AUSTRALIA (2008) dir. Baz Luhrmann
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i have a full time job and i still find time to be horny, the human spirit perseveres.
LOGAN, 2017 | Hugh Jackman as Logan
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sweet god almighty i need to be put down like a broke leg horse
#hugh jackman#til hes 90#i dont care that he qualifies for a senior dicount at a large amount of places#all that means is lunch is cheaper baby#i know the warning signs of a stroke i can handle him!#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#ignore that this is my first post in over a month
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LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j
anyways here it is cause i'm not a pussy
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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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trying to get my friends to watch it like “nono i promise this show about surgeons drafted into the Korean war that slowly progresses from a comedy to a commentary on the brutality of war and how it leaves nothing unchanged is super funny and awesome!!”
curse of having mash as your comfort show is that tbh. its not all that comforting
#like no i promise its really fun and lighthearted!!#one of the characters crossdresses throughout most of the show!#just ignore that he is crossdressing in a desperate attempt to be sent home from a horrifically brutal war#mash 4077#bj hunnicutt#hawkeye pierce#radar o'reilly#trapper john mcintyre#mash#max klinger
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why is supernatural trendin- oh.
#i cant keep learning important news this way#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#joe biden#kamala harris
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Not pleased with the lack of new fics for my fav characters (hyper fixations) lately. The withdrawals are eating me alive
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This is how Hannibal looks when he’s visiting crime scenes
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one of my mutuals is european football posting and im liking all of the posts with a very “yay sports!!” energy
#just smile and nod#smiling and liking the posts the way your mom pretends to understand the things you enjoy
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wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke
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