After years of work, I finally got hired as a writer for Link Click and they ask me to present a story idea for one of the episodes to the other writers.
It causes an immediate uproar. One of the writers starts to immediately grab everything at arm's length to hurl it at me. Two fell off their chairs and others fainted from shock.
The only ones left who are still verbal scream at me at the top of their lungs: "For it to happen at least someone from the main cast needs to have been stabbed!" "Captain Xiao needs to find at least 12 other colleagues dead!" "We would need to have 2 other death scares!" "Don't you know it's against the law for them to be happy?!" "Does the meaning of being doomed by the narrative ring any bells to you?"
I am promptly being dragged out of the room by security, kicking and screaming. They throw me out into the streets and tell me that I'm fired.
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Have broken down sobbing multiple times today. Shout out to Bella and Pedro for being the common factor each time it happened.
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“hey james, i love you. that’s all.”
one star gone from existence.
a devastating thing to witness.
an irrevocable thing to lose.
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WEtv's been playing 9-1-1 all day. I forgot how emotionally turbulent season 5 was to actually watch. I literally repressed the severity of Eddie's PTSD.
WTF. I have cried every episode since the Christmas one.
It's honestly a little cruel.
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What happens when I have no anger left to feel
All these terrible things happened
And all I can do is yearn for the days when they hadn’t happened yet
I wouldn’t be me
But would I be better off?
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SIXTEEN DAYS AND MY BABIES ARE COMING BACK TO ME 🥹🥹🥹
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RANT ABOUT A CZECH SONG AND RDR2
So I used to have a editor phase (kpop,rdr2,witcher,genshin) and I always had that thing when you hear a song and just imagine an edit to it SO HERE I NEED TO VENT.
I know there is a very slim chance someone who speaks czech will read this so I'll provide translation but there is THIS song:
AND OKAY IT'S NOT EXACT BUT hear me out let's translate some of the lyrics alright bear with me. (the song is sung by two guys, younger and older so that just also helps)
The name translates to Wings of soap, and icarus reference BUT BUT we're for this- the first part I wanna look at is pretty much Arthur Morgan:
Before the strings break again,
and what was etched in is absorbed
the lifeboats disappear
and just for me there are no left
!!!HE IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME HE IS TRYING TO SAFE EVERYONE THEY LEAVE ON LIFEBOATS BUT HE IS DYING THERE IS NO LEFT FOR HIM
The chorus is Arthur and others who stood againts Dutch because:
Have wings from soap and melt,
When they're betting that the next phase is the end
THEY KNOW it's the end, they can all just guess when it will end.
BUT WE CONTINUE to the part when John realises that Arthur WILL DIE, there is no way out, but he has a chance to get away because Arthur will make sure he does:
So modestly without protest
He takes off his life jacket
Before the clock stops ticking
And seconds are night following
And now he's breathing harder
I now know what has been hidden
And I'm in no rush
I know there is one for me
AND IN THE END there is a part when it pretty much can be Hosea and Dutch or the whole gang:
There was time for everything
Before silence of the voice came
Before came the first steps
Of our last verse
I am not a huge fan of czech songs but some of the older ones just HIT IN THE RIGHT SPOT I remember this coming out but IT'S TEN YEARS OLD JESUS.
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his arms are getting as big as mingyu's im going to pass out
i just want to chomp on them wtf 🫠
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