#THIS CANNOT BE NORMAL

[bruisedboys]

so like. does anyone else’s chest ache with an indescribable feeling of nostalgia and familiarity and slight homesickness while watching the pjo show or is it just me ………

[asexualaromanticautistic]

its honestly really nice hearing mumbo be so excited about his base and stuff that he literally cannot wait to build it. like, comparing it to s08 where he kept saying he was nervous and scared that he would mess up his base. im just. SOO EXCITED FOR HIM I don't know how else to say it. AND HE'S MAKING COMMERCIALS FOR BIG RONS N STUFF?? gahhh i am honestly so pumped

[cheesemenace]

I just saw a guy walking around with a jug of water- is this.. a normal thing?

It was a whole gallon

[the0o0o]

hello everyone im back from the dead (watching s1-7 of supernatural in a month)

[frogwithastrawberry]

Guys, are you okay?

I watched The Amazing Digital Circus, and naturally migrated to AO3, because I liked it

But I noticed a weird amount of smut?

Specifically with Jax. So I did some math.

There are 329 works in his tag.

83 of them are rated E or rated M

I'd like to give you the benefit if the doubt, and say some of it may just be content, like gore or psychological crap.

BUT 25% OF THE WORKS ARE E AND M?

9% ARE E?

PLEASE GET HELP? THE SHOWS OLDEST TRAILER IS LIKE A MONTH? (I'm only counting YouTube content here, so correct me if I'm wrong)

[aengelren]

I don’t think y’all understand the amount of cashews i consume

[hekissesme]

I'm reading the sunshine court and I would like to tell you all it's game over for me, Jeremy Knox is A Real Character now and it's game over. I'm never recovering. Set me free. Exorcise me

[zombieboyarise]

dude i need to stop with this constant state of nausea, im always fucking nauceous. i cannot TAKE IT!!!!

[prekladatelsky-orisek]

Why does learning how relative clauses work get me so excited

[grayisblogging]

“hannibal had never, ever thought about the future,”

“and for once…”

“he saw a future.”

— mads mikkelsen on hannibal and will’s relationship at the c2e2 hannibal panel

[anakin-pilled]

im just a girl, im not supposed to suffer!!!!!

[sandflakedraws]

impromptu nap pile

[3liza]

the number of afab people replying to the pain poll going "yeah I've broken limbs and had 1st degree burns and given birth but nothing tops my menstrual pain" is so fucked up it is unbelievable. and I was right there with everyone else until I stumbled on a low dose progestin regimen that just made me stop menstruating. which I would recommend to everyone except it just doesn't work for everyone. ask your doc about it though, it won't cause permanent side effects or injury to try it out. i take norethindrone 2.5mg 2x/day. this dose has to be different for each patient to work correctly, that's just what I take. there's some research to suggest synthetic progesterone like norethindrone is carcinogenic so I'm going to look into switching. anyway i just got extremely lucky. there is seriously nothing like it. it was the worst pain I ever felt until the urology incident and frankly I think the menstrual pain was already a factor in the outcome of the urology incident

[introvert-slushie]

Can we talk about how much Mabel has taken Stanford’s side with what he’s been dealing with Bill?

Of course…she’s Mabel, she would definitely take her grunkle’s side. She’s giving Ford advice and bashing Bill. Being an overall hype girl, I’m loving this dynamic so much!

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

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