#i am 😭 weeping

[librarydilf]

2x NATIONAL CHAMPION AMBER GLENN. LET'S ALL CRY TOGETHER.

[undercover-grisha]

Jesper: “Yeah, so that’s how Wylan and I actually met…”

Wylan: “I swear, I’m not that terrible of an influence on him.”

Colm: “Oh ach, don’t stress about it. It’s not too different from how I met Aditi, actually.”

Jesper:

Wylan:

Jesper: “What.”

Colm: “Did I never tell you that? Huh.”

Jesper: “No, Da! You did not tell me that you and Mama met by breaking the law!”

Colm: “Well I wasn’t breaking the law. I was going to work. Your mother on the other hand, she stole a diamond.”

Jesper, twitching: “What?!”

[godbirdart]

finally home which means it is BATH TIME for The Rat

soggy beanssss

[quinngefail]

Some awesome responses on the Google form so far 😩😩😩

[wickjump]

falls to the floor and saves myself from the awkwardness of losing followers for having opinions they did not like (which is valid of them btw curate ur own online experience) by blocking everyone in a ten mile radius and by everyone i mean two people to spare myself

[fraternum-momentum]

SOL AND CROWE U CAN HAVE MY LIFE IT IS YOURSSSWEWDWIDJJD

[wildsaltair]

who took care of Maximus after he was wounded after gladiator battles??? who tenderly washed his wounds and tended his bruises and kissed each one with the gentleness of a loved one??? who stood close enough to feel his heartbeat and his pulse and his breath??? who held his face in their hands and caressed him and embraced him and told him they loved him??? who did it if I couldn’t do it???

[itspileofgoodthings]

hey, did you know that there’s a divinity that shapes our ends, rough-hew them how we will?

[mad-hunts]

barton employing his ' dad voice ' whenever someone comes in because that seems to be, by far, the best way to calm someone down whenever they come into his clinic in AGONIZING pain + with an injury that needs dire attention is... idk. i have many feelings about it okok but whenever i say ' dad voice, ' i mean this very specific tone that barton used to use and sometimes still uses whenever his kids are just completely inconsolable that sounds like the gentlest thing ever while he's telling them that ' everything's going to be alright. i'm not going to let anything happen to you. ' 😭

and yes, this would apply to other rogues as well, especially if they have something that requires them to be put under anesthesia. because if you go under anesthesia whenever you're frightened... it's likely that you're going to wake up that way, too, which is something that he doesn't want. but yeah just thinking about this makes my heart kind of sad but happy at the same time bc barton actually is a GOOD doctor (with his bedside manner being surprisingly positive whenever it comes down to it and stuff ) ,, if only he were good all around

[oshaskell]

struggling with post Confessions buddie fic now bc I keep picturing Eddie with the mustache.....but she's gone. I feel like a goddamned widow

[skullsandcorals]

How I've Been Feeling About Aryan's Grover:

[godbirdart]

i need you all to look at my bOY made by baybaysart I AM FULL SO MUCH LOVE AND ADORATION FOR MY BOY SEBASTIAN AAA sHE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB 😭💕💖💕💕💖💕💖💕

[cupiidzbow]

it’s legitimately so sick and twisted they restocked the ka.ta.mari prince plushie on fan gamer AND mar.io vs DK is releasing on the 16th bro i have no money 😭😭😭😭😭

[daylighteclipsed]

Was wondering what the BD in BD-1 stands for and

Bbuddy droid… he made to be a buddy. Best buddy

[peaches2217]

I have so many varied and fun WIPs I could work on but my brain continues to scream “BE WEIRD ABOUT CHILDBIRTH! SURELY YOU WON’T WEIRD ANYONE OUT IF YOU KEEP WRITING ABOUT CHILDBIRTH!” and I’d like it to sTOP

[magistralucis]

actually the way to solve all of The Twice-Dead King's problems was for Zultanekh and Djoseras to steal Oltyx out of Sedh, then for the two hothead princes to spearhead an operation to oust Unnas and Hemiun, so that Djoseras wouldn't have to violate his own personal code and die. Zultanekh and Djoseras should then have gotten married, and elevated Oltyx as co-ruler (because he has the most progressive ideas), so they could all serve as one extremely happy triumvirate. This plan involves Djoseras being normal and a lot of wishful thinking and telling Anathrosis of the Black Star to go fuck herself, which is not something I'm sure anyone is capable of doing, but imagine